"Master, are you unharmed?"
"Master, who is Judge Bao?"
Lulu shook his head. Xiaoqing's thought process was truly unique. She asked if he was okay after the transformation of the Thousand Calamities Thunder Body. Although it was painful, he felt much better afterward. His body felt lighter, purified from impurities.
As for who Judge Bao was, Lulu couldn't reveal that he was a stern and just official. It was better not to explain. The story would take days to narrate.
"What could happen to the master, just a few lightning bolts! Could they harm the master?"
"Master, could you please put on some clothes quickly!"
Lulu only noticed his current state. His clothes, or rather, his hair was completely gone. His head was even cleaner than a monk's.
The two maids were still looking at him. It was a complete exposure.
Let them look. Sooner or later, he would expose them too.
Lulu took out a robe from the system space and wore it. He felt his appearance was somewhat peculiar.
Bald, in a robe, and without eyebrows—the recent transformation drastically changed his short-term image.
"Is the master ugly like this?"
As it turned out, women cared about looks, and men didn't want to be considered ugly.
Ashui shook her head, Xiaoxiao vigorously nodded, and then shook her head even harder.
Lulu pinched Xiaoxiao's face with two fingers, teasing her.
"Is the master really ugly?"
"Master is not ugly at all; he's handsome!"
"Then the master can rest assured!"
Ashui giggled on the side, and Lulu gave her a stern look. Looking at the carriage, only one remained functional; the other was completely destroyed.
Lulu retrieved the piece of the Thousand Calamities Thunder Wood and boarded the remaining carriage. He signaled to the two maids. It seemed they had to squeeze together.
Inside the carriage, it was indeed crowded, but the two maids were considerate, making space for Lulu.
"Master, should we release Sister White Deer and continue our cultivation?"
"Do you think we can squeeze in?"
"Master, I think we can still squeeze in!"
Xiaoxiao nodded confidently, and Ashui agreed. The two maids were thinking about cultivating with the White Deer last night. Squeezing a bit wouldn't hurt.
Lulu sighed and released the White Deer. As soon as it came out, it directly nestled into Lulu's arms. Its large deer buttocks entered Xiaoxiao's embrace. The carriage was too small for a deer.
"Stinky deer, move your butt!"
The White Deer turned its head to look at Xiaoxiao with a disdainful glance, then lifted its short tail and swept Xiaoxiao's face.
"Stinky deer, watch me pluck all the fur off your tail!"
"Black-faced girl, dare to pluck one and try!"
"Who's the black-faced girl? Stinky deer, you're just a little white-faced guy!"
...
Lulu was distressed. Putting his spirit pet and Xiaoxiao together was a mistake. Both the young lady and the deer hadn't been calm since they got acquainted.
Lulu patted the deer's head, and the White Deer stopped arguing with Xiaoxiao but still refused to move its buttocks away from Xiaoxiao.
"Xiaoxiao, do you still think the carriage is big enough?"
"Master, if the stinky deer moves its butt away, you can sit in my arms, and we can still squeeze!"
Lulu almost spat out blood. She was a girl, underage, but she had everything she needed. Moreover, she looked good now. Sitting in her arms would be dangerous for a man, especially Lulu, who hadn't mastered the art of restraint.
"If the master doesn't want to sit in Xiaoxiao's arms, you can sit in my arms. The three of us can still squeeze with Sister White Deer!"
Lulu felt like he was going to bleed. Even Ashui said that.
"Master is afraid that he won't be able to resist bullying both of you later!"
"We are here to be bullied by the master!"
Lulu didn't want to talk anymore. He just moved a bit, squeezed beside Xiaoxiao, and Ashui also moved, creating a row of three. Finally, the White Deer had enough space and lay down comfortably.
Lulu threw a transcendent-level demonic pill to the White Deer. The three people and one deer began cultivating in this carriage, where the spiritual energy gradually became denser.
After obtaining the Thousand Calamities Thunder Body, Lulu could already feel the significant changes it brought to him. First was the meridians. His previously robust and thick meridians, cultivated during the primary stage, were now even tougher and more extensive than others'.
Second was the body. After absorbing spiritual energy, Lulu found that not only his meridians but also his body was absorbing spiritual energy. His body was like a sponge, and every cell acted as a water reservoir.
The body was also absorbing spiritual power; this was the tempering of the body. Spiritual energy would change the body during each cultivation.
Finally, the organs. Lulu found that around his organs, tiny meridians had developed, and as spiritual energy flowed through the organs, it penetrated them.
Previously, before obtaining the Thousand Calamities Thunder Body, Lulu, like other cultivators, absorbed spiritual energy through meridians, stored it in the dantian, and considered it the main storage place for spiritual power.
Now, with the Thousand Calamities Thunder Body, Lulu's body could store spiritual power almost everywhere, drastically changing his previous understanding of cultivation.
Every cell in Lulu's body was absorbing spiritual energy, and the primary meridians, as before, directed the flow of spiritual energy to the dantian.
This meant that before obtaining the Thousand Calamities Thunder Body, Lulu, like other cultivators, absorbed spiritual energy through the meridians, stored it in the dantian, and considered it the main storage place for spiritual power.
Now, with the Thousand Calamities Thunder Body, Lulu's body could store spiritual power almost everywhere, drastically changing his previous understanding of cultivation.
As Lulu carefully felt the changes in his body, he believed that if he faced Lady Ye Hong again, he wouldn't be as embarrassed as before, almost frozen by her cold moonlight blade.
The carriage moved forward in the night, and suddenly, two sharp arrows tore through the night sky. The sound of breaking air had just begun when the two horses pulling the carriage fell. Each horse had a feathered arrow deeply embedded in its forehead.
On the official road, the sound of horses' hooves approached like thunder. As another arrow pierced the night, it directly penetrated the carriage compartment.