Time: A rainy day. Location: Zoo.
Characters: A father and his fat son, a teenager, a pair of lovers, and a dirty child.
Use dead branches to draw a circle on the ground. This circle is called a zoo.
There was a young man sitting on a damp wooden chair. He looked melancholy, his hair was dripping with water, and love was gnawing at his heart. He was looking forward to a girl walking lightly on the grass and coming to his side.
Lovers hug each other in the pavilion. The flowers were wet, goldfish were swimming among the aquatic plants, and there were ripples on the water.
There are tigers, lions, bears, ostriches, wolves, leopards, and monkeys in the row of iron cages.
The cage is really poetic.
Now, standing in front of the cage is a father and his fat son. The father said: "Son, you must take care of animals. They are just like people. Look, the big tiger is catching lice for the little tiger."
The fat son's mouth was full of bananas and he suddenly cried.
The father said: "What's wrong?"
The fat son looked at his father and said, "I'm not hungry."
The father smiled and said: "Then feed the monkeys!"
At this time, a dirty child climbed over the wall and came in. His hair was like a chicken coop, his neck was gray, and he was wearing tattered clothes. He made faces at the bear with a smile and slapped the cage loudly.
There are often such wandering happy elves in the city.
The fat son raised his head and said to his father, "Dad, I'm afraid he'll hit me."
The father said: "Ignore him, go and feed the monkeys."
They came to the iron cage where the monkeys were kept. The fat son peeled a banana. The father picked up the banana peel from the ground and solemnly said to his son: "We must protect the environment."
The fat son said: "Why is there only one monkey?"
The father lit a cigarette: "Maybe it's a rare species, a golden monkey. Oh, no, it's sick, poor little guy."
There was a little monkey lying in the cage, with sad eyes and dirty fur.
It is a small cigarette pack.
The fat son threw the banana into the cage and said, "Eat it, little monkey."
Xiao Yanbao sat up and yawned, tears and snot flowing from his nose. When it saw its father smoking, it screamed and crawled over and stretched out its hand.
The father said: "Give it another banana."
The fat son threw all the bananas in, but the little cigarette pack ignored them. It started rolling on the ground, holding its head in its hands, its eyes were red, and it was squeaking.
The son clapped his hands and said with a smile: "It's crazy, it's crazy, it's so fun."
The father said: "What's wrong with this little monkey?"
The little cigarette pack tried to snatch the cigarette from his father's hand.
The father was stunned and said, "I want this." Then he threw the cigarette into the cage. The small cigarette packet was immediately picked up and inhaled several times. It squatted and trembled.
At some point, the child was lying in front of the cage and said, "What are you looking at? Let me take a look."
The child swallowed and saw the banana in the cage.
The fat son said, "Dad, let's go, he smells really bad."
My father said, "Let's go home and take a shower. The rain makes my neck sticky."
The fat son said as he walked: "You can take a bath, but you don't let me eat chicken drumsticks at night. I don't like eating them. I'm tired of them."
The child looked at them, picked out the bananas from the cage with branches, held them in his arms, and ran away quickly.
The son said to his father: "Dad, look, that's a thief."
Let's do a little test.
You can't reach your elbow with your tongue.
You can't catch a fly with your bare hands.
You can't pick up a brick with two fingers.
If you do that, then you have what it takes to be a thief.
In many places, we often see a group of suspicious people gathering there, smoking and whispering. They looked at the passers-by, followed them, and a few of them covered you. One of them opened your backpack very quickly and swept away all the money and valuables inside. The whole process only takes a few seconds and is carried out in broad daylight. They are very bold. Even if they are caught stealing, they will just walk away angrily and then focus on the next target. Most pedestrians dare not speak out, and it is difficult for the police to punish them if they catch them, because most of them are underage children, and the ringleaders who manipulate these children to steal are behind the scenes and are difficult to catch.
The wanted orders for theft issued by the Ministry of Public Security in recent years can also be seen as a ranking list of China's biggest thieves. Among them, Cuban ranked second.
Cuban, a craftsman and teacher of a group of thieves. When he was 22 years old, he wandered around with a knife carved with a goat's head. Wherever he went, the smell of mutton was left behind. But he doesn't sell mutton kebabs or raisins. The first time he committed the theft was on the streets of Wencheng. He saw an old woman telling fortunes, and a yellow bird held out a card. What it probably meant was that he was going to lose a little money recently, but there would be noble people to help him. Everything happened. Turn misfortune into good fortune, and your wealth will be rolling in from now on.
The old woman said something polite: "Fate is determined by nature, but luck can be changed."
Before leaving, he gave the old woman two yuan, but stole the old woman's wallet.
From that day on, his destiny went to a dead end.
During a burglary, one thief said to another: "You hide behind the door. If someone comes in, hit him on the head with a stick."
If no one comes in, it's a theft; if someone comes in, it's a robbery.
A thief will become a robber due to accidental factors. If he is hit hard by the stick or encounters resistance, the robber can easily become a murderer.
Cuban first stole and then robbed. For a while, what this bearded man had to do every day was to spend money, take a counterfeit hundred-yuan bill, and buy things. He bought apples, cigarettes, socks, radishes and cabbage, but his money was returned time and again by sharp-eyed vendors. During that time, he wandered the streets with more than 3,000 yuan in his pocket.
When Cuban ran out of food, what made him feel hungry was not his stomach, but emptiness. When he was full, there was an empty place in his heart, and there should be a woman there.
When he was young, he liked to stalk beautiful women on the street. On one occasion, he failed to restrain his hands and was imprisoned for attempted rape.
A few years later, Cuban returned to his hometown and married Gu Li, the most beautiful young widow in the village. He set up more than a hundred banquets and entertained the entire village and even passers-by. He built roads, dug wells, and built grape trellises. Everyone in the village was grateful to him and knew that he had made a fortune outside.
Gu Li had an illegitimate child. She once wanted to drown the child in the basin. Later, she choked when drinking water and lost her courage. One day, under a tree full of locust flowers, the child said to Cuban: "Ada, I want to become the most powerful thief in the world, just like you."
"Then let me test you," Cuban asked him. "You see a cyclist with a wallet in the basket. How should you get the wallet?"
"I hit the car on purpose," the child replied.
"Haha, little Balang, this won't work. I'll teach you. You can hold a ball of wool in your hand, or a rope for tying beer, either red or white, or something like that. Throw it into the rear wheel and get it entangled. The unlucky guy got out of the car and turned around to pull the woolen yarn. You should take advantage of the moment when he turned around and move quickly to get the bag. Some women like to wrap the bag around the handlebars. At that time, you have to Need a small blade."
"I get it, the main thing is to get cyclists to stop."
"Smart. Let me ask you a difficult question again. If that person doesn't ride a bicycle but walks, how do you think of a way to make him stop?"
Balang touched his scalp and said, "I don't know."
Cuban put a bunch of Sophora japonica flowers in his mouth and said, "After a while, I will take you out to see more."
Before leaving, the people in the village sent their children to Kuban's doorstep. They said this: "Let the children follow you and get rich!"
On August 19, 1999, in front of the Jeju Hualian Building, a child suddenly fainted at the intersection, his limbs twitched and foaming at the mouth. There were many people watching and it was overwhelming. Several other children crowded in the crowd and waited for opportunities to steal. After getting it, they winked at the child on the ground, and he stood up, wiped the foam from his mouth, and swaggered away.
We know that the shofar wind is fake, and the foaming foam is caused by chewing soap in his mouth.
The oldest of these children is 18 years old and the youngest is only 10 years old. They all call Cuban Ada.
Yesterday they were still picking cotton and wolfberry, and today they followed Kuban and Guli to steal and make their way around the world.
From October to December 1999, these forty thieves rented in the Kim family compound on Seomun Street, Jeju City.
Gu Li made a calculation on the wall with half a brick. She said to Cuban: "We, forty people, eat fifty yuan of steamed buns and sixty yuan of vegetables a day. Even pickles. It takes twenty kilograms to eat. We haven't eaten meat for a month. Including smoking, even Balang has learned to smoke. Including rent, water and electricity bills, it's 100. This is still a little, our daily The cost is only 200 yuan, which is more than 6,000 yuan a month. Oh my god, this is not going to work."
Cuban was sleeping. He covered his head with a quilt and blocked his ears with his fingers to avoid hearing Gu Li's nagging.
Gu Li's unique deep eyes began to turn worried, and she continued: "Yesterday, Shenggua and Baishan came back with bruises and bruises on their faces. They didn't steal anything. Let these wastes go home, go back Go to the cotton fields. Also, Balang bought a toy pistol with the stolen money. He was still a child and was playful, Balang, Balang."
Gu Li shouted out the window, and a child who was eating bananas in the yard ran in: "What's going on?"
Cuban stretched out his hand from the quilt and slapped Balang hard with the back of his hand, causing Balang's mouth to bleed.
It was dusk, and then a theft occurred that shocked the country and even became famous overseas.
Six minutes' walk east of the Jin Family Courtyard is the Ximen Savings Bank. For several days, Shenggua and Baifan have been staring at people withdrawing money at the entrance of the savings bank, but they have found nothing.
One day, Cuban had been standing on the roadside since dusk, looking at the savings bank. He stood all night and had a bold idea in his mind.
At dawn, he stamped out the last cigarette butt with his foot and went home.
Gu Li was washing clothes in the yard, and Cuban called the children together. "We have to do a big thing," he said. "This thing is to dig tunnels and steal all the money in that bank. All of it, not even a cent is left to them."
After hearing this, the children cheered and threw their hats into the sky with joy.
That night, he used a rope to measure the exact distance from the Jin family compound to the savings bank. The next day, he bought an electric drill, a shovel, a pickaxe, and a mining lamp.
At 10 a.m., Cuban drew a circle on the dirt in the yard with his feet, .. poured a bucket of water into the circle, and said to the children: "dig." , start from here. "
The gate of the courtyard was closed, and a dozen older children began to dig tunnels. Another twenty children quietly transported the dug soil to a pond in the suburbs at night. Three months later, the pond was filled in, but the tunnel lost its direction. They passed through a street, several houses, and even dug under a tree, but they did not reach the bottom of the savings house. Cuban was at a loss and thought of a friend he met in prison. This man was Liu Chaoyang, nicknamed "Mouse", and he was a real master of digging holes.
After Liu Chaoyang arrived, he first went to the bank and carefully checked the location of the bank's vault, and then checked the tunnel. Under the tree roots, he said to Cuban: "This is a willow tree, dig to the right."
They only dug for three days. Liu Chaoyang pointed to the top of his head and said, "We're here."
After the incident, the local police claimed to the media who came to interview that these thieves may have sophisticated equipment, including global positioning systems, as well as a number of mathematics, engineering and excavation experts. We know that ..the so-called sophisticated equipment are just some of the simplest tools. The math, engineering and excavation expert mentioned by the police is Liu Chaoyang. He is just an ordinary coal miner. He was once convicted of tomb robbing. Sentenced to three years.
The police pointed out that the thieves rented a yard near the savings bank, closed the door and dug a tunnel, without arousing suspicion. The tunnel is in the shape of a "human", indicating that these guys have lost their way, and the willow tree pointed them in the right direction. The tunnel walls are nailed with plastic boards, the floor is paved with wooden boards, there are electric lights along the way, and there is a room studio. It was only at 8 a.m. that the bank staff suddenly discovered a large hole in the floor of the bank. The thieves had removed the five safes in the bank. The alarm bell was not triggered, and the motion sensors and security cameras of the bank showed no response. Police did not say how much money the thieves took.
At 8 a.m. that day, the moment the bank clerk screamed when he saw the big pit, Cuban was already on the train back to his hometown.
Cuban was sitting by the window, and the car stank.
A woman's armpit odor mixes with a carpenter's athlete's foot. The smell of garlic exhaled by a man yawning collides with the smell of chives exhaled by another man burping in mid-air. Cigarettes, bad perfume, and the vomit of a motion-sick person. , various odors mix together to form a stink.
The noisy passengers, the smelly carriages, and even the suffocating air illustrate how terrible the annual Spring Festival travel rush is.
Sitting next to Cuban was a young man with long hair. The young man said: "The first time I took a train, I was on the roof of the car, and a car of coal was under my buttocks. Now, we are so crowded that we are screaming. Why don't you two change places, bro, um, I need to make it easier."
Cuban reluctantly swapped seats with him, opened the window and peed outside.
Perhaps because of the good impression caused by the pee, Cuban raised the beer bottle to the long-haired young man to indicate if he wanted a drink.
The long-haired young man shook his head: "I can't drink now, even though I drink a lot."
He turned his face toward the window and said no more.
When we take the train, we have all noticed the scenery outside the window, including haystacks, wheat fields, ditches and woods.
When the train passed through a village, the long-haired young man stuck his head out of the window, put his hands to his mouth, and shouted to a small courtyard: "Red, red, red."
In that small courtyard, a woman named Hong almost every few monthsEveryone will hear this familiar voice. The voice is very far away, but it appears in the ear again. When she was washing clothes in the yard, when she was coaxing her son to play, and even in her sleep, she heard her husband calling. She was in a trance because of this and thought it was an hallucination. She listened carefully, but she only heard the train roaring past.
The train passed through a tunnel and awakened many bats. In this brief darkness, Cuban tried his best to restrain himself from attacking this long-haired young man. Stealing his wallet was easier than drinking a spoonful of soup. He held back, but his compassion was fleeting. Just as the train was about to pass through the tunnel, Cuban's hand reached into the long-haired young man's pocket completely subconsciously. When he took out his wallet, he was stunned. ——That wallet belongs to Cuban himself.
This is probably the strangest thing I have encountered since Cuban's theft: the long-haired young man may have stolen his wallet when they were exchanging seats, and he stole it back again by some strange coincidence. The theft process was successful, taking advantage of darkness and getting it without anyone noticing, but the result of the theft was - he stole a wallet, and the money he had on him did not increase by one point.
"The property returns to its original owner." Cuban showed the long-haired young man his wallet and put it back in his pocket.
"So we are colleagues," the long-haired young man chuckled and began to say, "Did you see a small yard just now, that is my home. I steal things, not because I am short of money, but for fun, and it is also a habit. When I see other people's My wallet, I can't help it, my hands are itchy, how much I like to be a thief! My whole personality, education and growth environment are destined to make me particularly suitable for this profession. I won't fool you, I am very special now If you have money, do you know what makes money faster and easier – business."
The long-haired young man lowered his voice and said to Cuban: "There are several condoms in my stomach. I can't eat, although I really want to drink with you. Just think about it, tomorrow morning when I arrive in Urumqi, I will pull these things out." , you can make a lot of money. I tell you this not because I believe in you, not because I trust you, and not because you are the same as me." He stretched out his fingers to make a wallet-clipping motion, "My words are a bit formal, damn, I don't care. Sometimes I think that I will go in again sooner or later, sooner or later, so I don't care. I keep my hair so long just to attract Lei Zi's attention. I don't care."
"I know, this is called transporting drugs." Cuban said, "Why don't you start your own business? Buy the goods yourself and sell them yourself."
"I can't do this alone. I don't have a partnership, and I don't have the capital."
"I have."
"Dude, what's your name?"
"Cuban."
"My name is Xiaoyou Hammer."