Pulling Kagome off the top with one of her tails, Asahiko gets up from the ground, wipes her clothes with her hands and starts talking calmly.
"Calm down already, this was all a little mistake."
"Asahiko!"
"Kagome do your thing!"
Overlooking the annoyed shout of Inuyasha who slowly advances towards him, Asahiko seems to remember something and with a nasty smile, delivers an order to Kagome.
"Inuyasha. down!"
A strange light emerges from underneath Inuyasha's clothes, no more exactly from the neck area, the place where a necklace is hidden under his red clothes.
This necklace doesn't seem to be something normal, for in response to Kagome's command, Inuyasha's whole body slams against the ground. It almost seems as if gravity had increased dozens of times on him.
"Grrr."
"Well~ it looks like maybe words don't work~ Oh, I know!"
Perhaps realizing that words are useless, Asahiko turns the steering wheel fully towards the opposite direction. That is to say, she's going to screw Inuyasha completely.
"Damn you... Come here!
"Smoke bomb!"
Shouting at the top of his lungs, Asahiko makes a gesture of throwing something against the ground and an illusory fog covers the surroundings. Of course Inuyasha couldn't care less about that, so he charges straight towards Asahiko's place.
Being the owner of the illusion, Asahiko was obviously not affected at all and taking advantage of that, he easily avoids Inuyasha, then moves to where Kikyo is.
"Nobody move. This is a kidnapping."
Laughing softly at his words, Asahiko arrives in an instant to where Kikyo is, before making what he said come true.
She first places a hand under her knees, then rests her cold body against his chest and finishes by arranging Kikyo's head so that it is resting on his shoulder.
"Asahiko... You fucking idiot, I'm going to beat the shit out of you!"
"Sure, sure, same thing you said about Naraku~"
Waving her hand rather nonchalantly, a smile spread across Asahiko's face and she slowly brought her face closer to Kikyo's and then kissed her forehead.
"Ahhh!"
Inuyasha's scream soars skyward, as he dashes off with sword held high and in the direction of where Asahiko is standing.
Noticing Inuyasha's approach with sword in hand, Asahiko ignores him completely, before carefully jumping backwards and releasing some harmless flames towards him.
"See you Inuyasha~. By the way, Kagome's already back to normal and saw your whole jealousy scene."
"What, what?"
"Friend reminder... A little late though."
Laughing shamelessly at what Inuyasha will have to face, Asahiko starts to walk away towards a random direction, while Kikyo's shikigamis chase after him behind.
...Christopher/Asahiko pov...
The scorching heat of the sun falls on our heads, as we move along a dirt road that seems to be constantly traveled.
"I've already apologized to you, how much longer are you going to stay mad?"
Walking behind Kikyo who has already recovered, there were enough souls for her to recover, most likely the ones that were originally theirs, as she takes only souls of young ladies.
"I'm not, I can feel a fragment in the direction this path is taking us."
Without turning around, not even slowing her steps either, Kikyo coldly responds to my words and continues forward.
"Then why don't I give you a ride? That way we'll get there faster."
"I'm not the one who wants to have a reputation like Onmyōji."
"It amazes me how you can take even that for the sake of not losing and admitting that you're angry."
Even I had forgotten about that, though admittedly it has given us some benefits, that having a reputation.
"Why would I be? Because you used me for your twisted fun, for eavesdropping on my conversation, because you charged me against my will?"
"OK, OK, I'm sorry for those two things. It was nasty of me to do that..."
She has reason to be angry, literally manipulation is one of the worst things you could do to her.
"Did you not hear right?"
"Perfectly, but I don't intend to apologize for carrying you."
"I guess it was something that had to be done, it was also the easiest way to piss Inuyasha off."
Kikyo's rationality is absolutely perfect, of course if it's not about personal matters, so much so that she's even self-deluding.
"Puff, of course not. Just a few more souls and you could move, about angering Inuyasha you're right... But since I saw you in that forest I couldn't resist, too much beauty."
"I should feel happy that you praise my beauty or scared to have another demon after me."
No matter how cold you are, compliments always come in handy, even more so if they are the absolute truth and you shouldn't pretend to say them. On the other hand I thought I saw a slight reaction in Kikyo, though most likely nothing.
"Feel happy human, I, the great demon Asahiko, have praised your natural beauty!"
Rushing in front of her, holding my hands up to the sky and raising my face haughtily, she let out words that seem to come out of a villain from 3rd grade.
"Quite confident from what I see, is it truly you or is it your demon instincts talking?"
"Of course it's me, we may disagree on several things with those instincts... But on my beauty? Ha, I'm gorgeous."
Luckily my head can't go any higher, otherwise I'm pretty sure it would... Yeah, I have too much hubris when it comes to my looks.
"Let 's move on."
"Well, well, I guess you had talked too much."
Kikyo's gaze pierces me like lightning, it's amazing that despite not being armed she can still give me that dangerous vibe. Truly a dangerous and interesting girl.
"What are you thinking?"
"How little I regret following you all this time."
Stopping her steps suddenly, Kikyo stares at me for a few seconds, before resuming walking with slow steps.
"What's the matter, perhaps surprised by my sincerity?"
"No, just that it was momentarily and you're still here."
"Ahh! That hurts!"
Grabbing the place where my heart has to be, he bent my body dramatically and let out a sad voice.
"Stop playing already and let's go"
"Hahaha, sure Kikyo~"