"I'm leaving!"
"Then go!"
Opening one eye at the incessant screaming around me, I lift my body that is already extremely used to sleeping on the floor and see the two idiots fighting again.
It was obviously Inuyasha and Kagome who were yelling at each other, well it wouldn't be correct to say that, since Inuyasha is being healed by old lady Kaede and Kagome is already at the door ready to leave.
"You guys are noisy, can't you see there are people trying to sleep?"
"It's already noon, no one else is sleeping."
Letting out a big yawn and stretching my bones, I looked at Miroku who answered me, before turning to look towards Kagome to speak.
"It's their loss, Kagome are you leaving?"
"That 's right!"
"I told you I don't care!"
Wanting, no, punching myself in the face for the idiocy of these two, I get completely up off the floor and head for the door.
"Well, I'll walk you out... You don't have any rocks stashed away, do you?"
"I don't! And I'm leaving!"
Watching as Kagome walks out of the house after tapping her foot on the ground, I just shrug my shoulders and prepare to follow her out.
"Take care of her Asahiko."
"Sure Miroku, otherwise why would I go."
Opening the door and waving my hand back, I let the sun bathe my skin for a few moments, then resume my walk towards Kagome. She is already a good distance away from me, it seems she was walking faster than normal and you can tell thanks to her panting.
"You know no, that even if you run at full speed I can catch up with you without any difficulty."
Reaching her side in about three steps making me traverse an impossible amount of distance for a human easily, he pointed out the obvious to Kagome and looked to the side in search of a certain thing he had seen as he arrived.
"Ha.. Ha.. Ha... You're right. So why are you following me?"
"To protect you obviously!"
Letting go of my sleepy expression, I took a few steps in front of her and raised my hands into the air, while shouting excitedly to give her a stronger impression.
The response to my great staging was a blank stare from her brown eyes, most likely if I had to translate them they would say something such as "I don't believe you at all", but I am a man of multiple talents and with that said, I just ignore her without giving her any importance.
"Do you know that the well is near the village? No, right it's your first time here. Anyway, there's no danger nearby here that I can't face."
Finishing her words that have a spoonful of confidence and two spoonfuls of uncertainty, Kagome points towards the bow on her back and increases her speed to lose me. Which she doesn't succeed obviously.
"Say it with more confidence, even if you haven't inherited his spiritual power, maybe you've gotten some of his skill with the bow."
"A...Sa...Hi...ko."
"Sorry, sorry... Fine, I won't compare you again. Verbally~"
Quickly giving up as I notice that I have stepped on a mine by comparing her to Kikyo, I wait until she has lowered her arm that looked ready to give me a punch and speak again to tease her.
"Ouch. You threw a rock at me again, that you're a wild woman?"
"You asked for it."
"Tsk. Damn Inuyasha and his tastes for aggressive women."
Turning from pointing at Kagome who looked ready to throw another rock at me, she let out a small click of her tongue and spoke quietly to the side.
"You just called me aggressive!"
"With that stone you have there, you only make my words more truthful."
Pointing to the stone he still holds in his hands, by the way, how was it possible for him to hit me with the previous stone? It was in his blind spot almost... A hidden talent or something. Putting that aside I continue with my words.
"I'm leaving!"
Turning her head quickly and causing her black hair to swing behind her, Kagome walks back towards the exit of the village.
"I follow you. From a distance, throw stones~"
"Asahiko!"
...Some time later…
After walking for a few minutes through the forest surrounding the village, we came to a place where the trees open up on the sides and in the center is a well. It wasn't a well, it was a well! I'm talking about the damn well I fell down when I went to higurashi temple.
"What's wrong with you Asahiko?"
Noticing my surprise, Kagome turns around and asks the reason for it. It was certainly a well-meaning question, but I don't want to answer and it's best to direct her attention elsewhere.
"Nothing, nothing... I'm just surprised. By the way, nice house yours."
"Wh, wa... I don't know why I care about you anymore."
Giving up completely on me, Kagome just lets out a sigh and prepares to jump into the well. Seeing this spectacle, I was ready to shout something such as "Don't kill yourself Kagome!", but the tanuki appears in the distance.
"Kagomeeeeee!"
"Go the raccoon!"
"Shippo is a fox!"
"Right, right... Haven't you been told never to defend obviously lost causes?"
Laughing at Kagome's clearly scowling face, little Shippo finally arrives and the first thing he does is jump into Kagome's arms.
"Kagome please don't go. You know Inuyasha is an idiot, but he really didn't mean it."
"I know that, Shippo. But..."
Stopping talking to the tanuki and looking in my direction, Kagome shook her head and started talking again.
"I'm not leaving because I'm angry, but because I'm going to get some things and also medicine for Inuyasha."
"Kagome..."
"Now go with Asahiko."
Finishing talking to the little raccoon, Kagome gently tosses it into my arms, but obviously I didn't catch it. Scoffing at the raccoon landing head first against the ground, I watch as she jumps into the well.
"Because you didn't grab me!"
"Meh, I didn't feel like it."
Not giving Shippo who starts stroking his forehead a thought, I slowly approach the well and stare into it. There is nothing, well the truth is there are quite a few bones and remains of unknown things, but Kagome is nowhere to be found.
"Are you surprised, hairball?"
"Yes, I am indeed."
"Since you've accepted it, big Shippo can help you and all you have to do is ask with a please."
Looking at Shippo who at some point has climbed on my shoulder, I pulled out one of my tails and grabbed him by the head, before pulling him quite far away.
"I'm going to tell ka."
"You're an idiot, she's already gone. Now beat it before she turns you into a roasted raccoon."
Threatening Shippo who looks ready to cry, threw towards him a flame that hits right next to him and he quickly runs off towards the village.
"Time to get serious. Let's see what secrets are kept here."
Taking a deep breath so calming my mind, I focus my thoughts on the problem in front of me and hurry to solve it