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The craftiest monk in Buddhism

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Chapter 1 - Chapter 1: Crossing Over

Half a month ago, right after finishing a day's delivery,I had a few drinks and then, when I opened my eyes, I found myself here.

No golden finger (special advantage), and even my body shrunk?

Being young is good, but now it's a chaotic world.

I wandered around aimlessly at the foot of the mountain for two days.

Then, before I knew it, I was tricked into going up the mountain and became a bandit.

No wages, and I always had to do chores like boiling water and chopping wood, never filling my stomach.

I thought that was bad enough, and figured I could just endure a few years, change my clothes, and become a bandit king.

But before I could even get familiar with the people, I nearly lost my head.

A few days ago, a group of soldiers surrounded our stronghold.

The boss, who claimed he could easily lift a thousand-pound boulder and was unmatched in bravery, was effortlessly picked up and turned into a permanent scar.

I saw with my own eyes a common general easily smash the boss to the ground, splitting him into several pieces that I didn't bother to count, definitely beyond repair.

I was terrified at that moment.

Mom, I want to go home.

This world is too dangerous! As for the other bosses, they were also easily killed.

After the leaders were killed, the underlings naturally scattered, fleeing in all directions.

However, 99% of them were caught by the soldiers and had their heads chopped off.

Luckily, in a moment of quick thinking, Wang Yang grabbed a straw and hid in the water.

These soldiers were very cautious, stabbing each body to make sure they were dead, and then swept through the stronghold thoroughly.

It was only after the soldiers left and Wang Yang had waited in the water for half an hour more, making sure it was safe, that he dared to come out.

Wang Yang covered his eyes, not daring to look at the corpses strewn everywhere, and stumbled out of the stronghold.

He spent a few days hiding in the woods, and only dared to come out after confirming that the soldiers at the foot of the mountain had withdrawn.

But with neither money nor food on him, he had to survive on wild vegetables every day.

When he was on the mountain, he heard the bandits say that the world was in chaos now, with various rebel armies, bandits, and pirates emerging endlessly.

The Great Yu Dynasty was also overwhelmed, only able to put out fires everywhere.

As for what the emperor's name was?

Ha, do you think bandits would know?

However, they did say that the emperor was indulging in pleasures every day and neglecting state affairs, leading to the current situation where wars are spreading everywhere and there are countless refugees.

Thinking that the wild vegetables on the ground must have been dug up by others.

Glancing at the stream beside him, Wang Yang thought for a while and decided to make a fishing rod himself, hoping to catch some fish!

Thinking of fish, Wang Yang swallowed his saliva.

He pulled out the thread from his clothes, twisted it together as a fishing line.

Then, he roughened a piece of animal bone a bit, added a stick, and two leaves as bait, and thus, a simple fishing rod was made.

'Thank you to the 'Survival in the Wild' TV program for bestowing me with wisdom.

A fisherman never returns empty-handed,' Wang Yang encouraged himself in his heart. An hour later, Wang Yang rubbed his sore eyes, cursing internally. '

In this damned place, not even an earthworm can be found.'

Left with no choice, Wang Yang planted the fishing rod in the ground and ran to the grass behind him.

Ten minutes later, Wang Yang came out holding a leaf, on which, after using all his strength, he managed to squeeze out a tiny bit of droppings.

Looking at the droppings the size of a soybean, Wang Yang's eyes were blank.