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Chapter 22 - Chapter 22: MY GOM GOM

"So what happened at the HALL OF GODS?" FAE asked, now in his GOD FORM, a large oval face without a face.

SAGE brings out the GOD CALL ORBs and explains everything that had happened at THE HALL OF GODS to FAE..

FAE who wasn't moved by anything SAGE said, from the event with GOLIN to FORESIGHT'S warning and even THE GOD ESSENCE reward. Nothing moved him.

~{DAMN.

FACELESS TO THE CORE.

HOW DID HE NOT EVEN REACT AT THE IDEA OF SOME OTHER GOD ABSORBING HIS ESSENCE?

THIS IS KIND OF BORING.

LET'S LOOK FOR ANOTHER REALM...

OH, YEA, THAT REMINDS ME.

WE HAD A LITTLE ROMANTIC MOMENT HAPPENING WITHIN PERFECT BEAUTY...

NAHH, NOT WORTH IT. DON'T NEED GOLIN ON THE EDGE.

BUT STILL, HOW COULD SHE?

WAS SHE THAT SEPARATE TO PREVENT A FIGHT BETWEEN S AND GOLIN OR DID SHE ACTUALLY FIND WHAT GOLIN DID BEAUTIFUL.

AGHH.. CAN'T BOTHER MYSELF WITH DETAILS. IT'S NOT INTERESTING ENOUGH.

LET'S SEE.

...

NOPE

...

NOPE

...

NOPE.

ARE YOU KIDDING ME, ARE THEY ALL JUST DOING THE USUAL.

ALRIGHT, THAT'S IT. SAGE NEEDS TO TAKE ME TO THE NEXT REALM QUICK.

I WANT TO SEE SOMETHING FUN.

I THINK I SHOULD JUST GET RID OF THAT AND SEE WHO'S NEX...}~

"You want something fun?" SAGE asks staring into ABSOLUTE NOTHINGNESS.

~{OH SAGE, YOU'RE DONE.

DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE YOU}~

"You can lie somewhere else. By the way, you said you want to see something fun right?"

~{YEA, SURE..

SO WHO'S NEXT?}~

SAGE grins and began floating northwards.

~{HEY.

COMMON, TELL ME}~

"Tell you? Do I look like THE GOD OF STORIES to you? Still, it's weird of you to say you need something fun, when you can literally spy on every god. How's every REALM so boring to you?"

~{IT'S COMPLICATED.

ALL I WANT IS TO NOT ONLY WATCH BUT TO EXPERIENCE SOMETHING EXTREMELY FUN AND CHALLENGING}~

"Watch? Wait a minute. Are you saying you were having fun when I was suffering?"

~{YOU SAID IT NOT ME}~

"No way. And here I thought you wanted to experience something fun...Hmmm". He stops and opens his scroll. "That's odd. Why are you on this list?"

~{WHAT?}~

"Yea. You heard me right. You're on my list. Did you do this?"

~{WHY WOULD I PUT MYSELF IN A LIST OF ABSENT GODS, WHEN I WAS AT THE HALL OF GODS THE WHOLE...

SHIT}~

"Shit? What's wrong?"

~{IS THE GODDESS OF MISCHIEF ON THAT LIST?}~

"Yea... Why?"

~{CROSS CHECK THE LIST}~

"Are you saying I'm lying?"

~{I NEVER SAID THAT.

JUST CROSS CHECK. I THINK SHE'S MESSING WITH US}~

"She's not. She simply wants me to come without you. That explains a lot. I see... HAHA. So she's been messing with me this whole time, just to get you to buzz of. Well, it seems your fun is coming. I best return to my REALM for the next PION".

~{HEY, COMMON DON'T DO THAT.

NOT FUNNY, SHI...}~

"BWOOM"

"HEY, HEY, HEY". Yelled a loud female voice from behind where SAGE was.

~{HE'S NOT HERE, JUST LEAVE}~

"I'M CALLING YOU, MORON. TAKE YOUR GOD FORM FAST".

~{AND IF I SAY NO?}~

"HEHE. I'm not asking".

...

One PION later within THE BRAIN, in a layer filled with golden scrolls of every size floating everywhere.

"What is SAGE doing? It's already been 6 PIONS and only 3 gods?". WIS says as he floats through the layer.

"This is weird. He doesn't work that slow... Is that idiot bothering him again". He stops and opens one of the scrolls.

"No, no no. Not yet, Why's she heading this way? Shit. SAGE was meant to meet her in 5 PIONS. This is bad..."

~{HEY WIS}~

"Don't come to my REALM you fool. She's going to follow you!" WIS yells as he teleports into WORLD OF SILENCE.

He quickly touches UNKNOWN WORLD, instantly removing his existence from his REALM.

~{IS HE FOR REAL.

THIS IS BAD.

HEY SEE, JUST CALM...}~

"DOOM".

A crack appears in THE BRAIN.

"Where's WIS? How dare he send my GOM GOM on a stupid errand, when he was meant to spend the past 5 PIONS with me".

~{WAIT.

YOU DIDN'T HAVE ANY PROBLEMS WITH ME AFTER ALL.

PHEW}~

"Don't you dare breathe in my presence. You're as guilty as that stupid blue head. I should rip apart this whole story and create one with just GOM GOM and I".

~{YOU WOULDN'T DARE}~

"Oh, you're finally creating a GOD FORM. Let's do this. Nothing is stopping me except..."

"BWOOOM".

"That's enough DECEIT". SAGE says with a serious tone.

"GOM GOM!" She screams and teleports into his arms. "What did they do to you? I smell death all over you. Who did this?" She asks angrily.

"WAS IT THAT FOOL OR WAS IT WIS?"

"BAM"

SAGE spanks her head.

"That's all right now. You did this to me too. If you came to the hall, I wouldn't have gone on an errand". He looks at her head which had a big red lump on it. "Not funny. I don't even have the strength to do that much damage to you".

"POOF". The lump disappears.

"Hehe". She giggles.

"Don't hehe me. You're as guilty as. the other ABSENT GODS. And stop it with the fake cute face". He says as he drops her from his hands, causing her to free fall to the base of WORLD OF SILENCE.

"BURST".

She falls and burst into billions of tiny pieces.

"If you think, I'm coming down. to pick you up, you're wrong... Hey, let's go, I got an interesting REALM for you".

~{FINALLY.

TAKE YOUR...

SORRY}~

"D. I'LL SEE YOU IN 5 PIONS. Let's go".

"HEY... NO FAIR, 5 PIONS WAS TODAYYYYYYY!" She screams as he zooms out of THE BRAIN.

"BWOOM"....