A person who seems to swipe anything with a credit card is a coin.
It was a lie that was obvious to the eye, but I didn't really tackle it.
I glared at her with rolling eyes.
Why bother hiding behind a pillar when you could just say hello normally?
'Because you saw me get out of Chae-ah's car? 'Do you think you witnessed an affair?'
I am sure that doubts about my relationship with Han Chae-ah are rising inside me right now.
There was also an incident where she packed a bag full of semen at a convenience store, so it's 100% true.
But no matter what Park Seo-yoon thinks, it doesn't hurt me in any way.
He pointed at the house as if nothing had happened.
"Did you find the coin?"
"I feel like I'm in so deep that I can't reach."
"I'll take it out. Get out of the way."
"No no no! It's annoying so let's just go."
In her right hand, she was holding a plastic bag.
Park Seo-yoon must have noticed my gaze and opened the entrance and took out one of the contents.
"I just bought some coffee at the convenience store. I was bored."
He appealed that he never stole it secretly.
Perhaps it was true, but the bag was full of plastic containers of similar shapes.
When I nodded, Park Seo-yoon held out one.
"Drink this."
"I'll have a good drink. This is why it's good to have rich friends."
"...Give it back."
"It's a joke. It's a joke. He's a good friend, but his words came out in vain."
I smiled and took the lid off.
As I was taking a sip, Park Seo-yoon gave me a curious look and quietly got to the point.
"You seem to be very close with the store manager I saw back then? We went for a drive together on the weekend, so I guess we're just a normal relationship?"
"I met you by chance, but I just gave you a ride home."
"You waved your hand too long for that...?"
"If you give me a ride in your car, I can rock you 10 times longer."
This is sincere. Riding a sports car worth 1 billion won alone with a popular idol?
This is a story that can be enjoyed as a snack for a lifetime.
"If you can handle so many scandals, I'll give you a ride."
"I don't care, but aren't you the problem?"
"is it?"
Usually you are the problem.
Is there no sense of crisis since you have already earned enough to live on for the rest of your life?
I was even more embarrassed by the answer as if there was a screw missing.
As I took another sip of coffee, Park Seo-yoon called out to me as if passing by.
"That's right, Woojin."
"why."
"How did you find that woman?"
As expected, it's that question again. Even if I don't, I plan to do it properly starting next week, but I'm also very impatient.
You could just say that you were too busy and didn't pay attention, but wouldn't it be better to pick on him too?
I was lost in thought about how to ruin those bright eyes.
He frowned and smoothed his chin, pretending to be in serious trouble.
"Actually, I tried to go around and look for it right away, but I ran into a very serious problem."
"What...what is it?"
"You were a virgin?"
"...huh?"
"She is a virgin. There is a thin membrane blocking the inside of the onahole."
Park Seo-yoon, who was nervous because she thought there was a great reason, looked like she was saying that was bullshit.
But immediately my face started turning blue.
"Wh... why is that?"
"You can just say that you touched my dick, but being a virgin feels a little different."
"Of course! For men, it won't be noticeable no matter how many times you try it, but for women, it's the most important proof of a lifetime!"
She nodded enthusiastically, her eyes wide.
Then, as if he found some hope in my subtle tone of voice, he quietly stuck his head out.
"So what should we do?"
"I should scold you for playing with me, but I feel sorry for you when you break your virginity."
"As expected, Woojin is kind. He shows such mercy even to the person who bullied him."
"I'm kind of nice. I'm also very considerate."
"That's right, that's how it always seems. I'm just kind to people and make concessions."
I don't think that's ever happened? Where are you babbling?
I went into the first floor, leaving behind Park Seo-yoon, who was sucking me carelessly.
She also hurriedly ran over and gave bright eyes.
When it seemed like he was going to be showered with praise again, he struck first.
"Can I ask you something?"
"Yes, yes. What is it?"
"Are you a virgin?"
"...uh?"
Park Seo-yoon suddenly stops walking.
He stiffened his whole body and blinked his eyes a few times, wondering if he had just heard correctly.
Of course, I know I have no excuse if I get taken to the police station, but I only said that because I was sure she wouldn't do that.
"It doesn't mean anything, just slowly investigate the people around you. This has to be done thoroughly."
"Ah...ah! I see..."
She is breaking out in a cold sweat.
Of course, considering her image, it is natural to say she is a virgin, but it is probably more important for Park Seo-yoon now to avoid the primary investigation net.
There is no way to check for yourself in the first place, and if you say there is no hymen, you are excluded as the culprit.
As if she had finished weighing, she proudly placed her hand on her waist.
"Are you sure I have no experience at this age? I am someone who has received confessions once a day since my school days."
"It seems so. It seems like she must have been very popular with men."
"Of course! When I was in my prime, I had a lot of fun. It was hard for me to turn down guys when they started coming at me."
As if he was imagining that time, he tousled his hair and sighed briefly.
If someone who doesn't know anything sees it, they'll think, 'It's Park Seo-yoon, of course!' This may be something to think about, but to me it just seems ridiculous.
'I don't know what it means to have no real experience.'
We all know that the hymen is a mess, but you appeal to have a lot of experience to avoid suspicion.
Is this really a virgin bitch?
If you think about it, Park Seo-yoon also has a splendid sexual experience.
1. Spread semen all over your body while fighting with a wireless dildo.
2. Receive vaginal ejaculation without breaking the hymen.
3. The man next door takes care of the sex and gives a blowjob to his daughter.
4. Lie and say you have a lot of experience while being a virgin.
'When I list them out, there are no real monsters.'
Each and every one of them is comparable to my life's achievements, and I'm sitting there with 4 awards.
A woman taller than me rolled in.
Of course, I provided the cause, but it was she who created this result.
I let out a mockery mixed with astonishment and entered the first floor.
And I deliberately muttered loud enough for her to hear.
"Then first of all, it's not him…"
Immediately, a blush appeared on Park Seo-yoon's face.
But you probably don't know now that you dug your own grave.
I scratched the back of my head and pointed to the elevator.
"Let's go up first."
"okay."
When I went home and rested, it was already just before 10 p.m.
I decided to leave quickly.
*
Tuk-tuk.
"What does this mean?"
Heejin Han glared at her phone and waved her thumb for no reason.
Heejin Han: Oppa, did you get in safely?
Heejin Han: You weren't caught, right?
Park Woojin: Half and half?
Heejin Han: Did you really get caught???
Woojin Park: I happened to run into him downstairs, but I just skipped over it.
She read the conversation over and over again.
That sentence may or may not make you feel like you've been caught.
'If I had been caught in the first place, my sister would have looked very scared in the morning.'
Honestly, 'Woojin oppa and I are doing this!' There were times when I moaned loudly on purpose to show that.
Should I call it a show-off?
It was something she did because she wanted to prove that she was no worse than her sister.
As I was swallowing a bit of regret, the bell rang, indicating that a guest had arrived.
I quickly turned off the screen and looked up.
"Welcome... Ah, sister. You worked hard."
"Whew… the people at headquarters are really strict. They can close the door for a moment. I don't know why they're asking so much."
"Well… that's right."
My sister has a tired expression.
I don't know what happened, but it looks like he suffered quite a bit.
"That's right, Heejin."
"huh?"
I was worried that he might mention something about meeting Woojin.
It became difficult to make eye contact for no reason.
I hoped that the customer would come in quickly, but fortunately, the words that came out were nothing special.
"My sister is a little busy with work, so I have to go out now. I guess I'll probably have to be alone all day today."
"That's okay. I'm used to it."
"I'll contact you when I get back, so please take care of me today~"
"huh."
It seems that something happened because it was broken.
Heejin Han sighed and looked around the remaining store alone.
"But you really don't seem to know. Can I call you again later?"
*
Tiring tiring.
"Our Heejin has grown up a lot... She pretends not to know anything in front of her."
Han Chae-ah immediately narrowed her eyes and glanced behind her.
I wanted to scold him, but I didn't have time right now, so I quickly turned towards the parking lot.
"It's about an hour from here to the store... It'll take a long time to choose this and that, and I have to try it on myself... I'm busy, I'm busy."
She remembered the store she had searched for beforehand.
Considering that it is a weekend day and the roads are clogged, it may take longer.
Buuuuung...!
As soon as I started the engine, a pleasant exhaust sound resonated throughout my body.
Han Chae-ah put her seatbelt between her breasts and looked at the navigation system that was starting to turn on.
My search history popped up.
[Cosplay Shop]
[Adult goods store]
[A place that sells sexy clothes]
"Maid cosplay? Is that really enough?"
She snorted once and stepped on the accelerator.
Right now, I'm thinking about what I'm going to wear tonight.