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Chapter 34 - Chapter 34

Yan Sen just arrived at the door of the house and heard Thomas squealing like a pig, he thought something big happened, and hurriedly took three steps and two steps to go in.

Seeing him come, Thomas like a monkey jumped and jumped over, a hand dragged Yan Sen, refused to let go, the expression is like witnessing an alien attack on Earth.

Yan Sen was hurt by his grip, and pulled his fingers apart one by one, shouting, "What are you doing?"

Thomas covered his mouth with one hand, pointed at Qin Li with one hand, shaking up and down, and said, "She, she, she ...".

Yan Sen saw his words, simply left him, and walked over to see the truth.

Qin Li stood in the kitchen side, did not know what was frying, the flavor was quite fragrant. Schrödinger is lying on the side, from time to time with his claws to scratch Qin Li, wanting to eat, lick her, if not, meow mess.

The back of this person and a cat, softening the afternoon sun, are very cozy.

Hearing footsteps, Qin Li turned her head to see that it was Yan Sen, so she took the initiative to greet him, "Back."

Yan Sen looked up and down once, there were no missing arms and legs, this is good, Thomas and which nerve is wrong to mess around?

He asked, "Have you finished pulling weeds?"

It is now 3:00 in the afternoon, counting the time even if it is not finished, it should be almost. Who knows, Qin Li shook his head, "No. I didn't work this afternoon. I didn't work this afternoon."

Yan Sen gave her a puzzled look.

Qin Li casually pointed at the plate and said, "I made a plate of snacks for you. Go wash your hands quickly and come over to try it."

Yan Sen washed his hands, and before he even stepped out of the restroom, he could already hear Thomas' voice coming.

"Don't try it, don't try it, or you'll regret it for the rest of your life."

Hearing him say that, Yan Sen became even more curious, what was it that could make him regret eating it for the rest of his life?

Qin Li glared at Thomas and said, "Get lost. If you keep ghosting me, don't rub my nose in my food in the future."

This move was effective, Thomas was instantly blinded by her, biting his handkerchief and going to stand to the side.

Qin Li fished the new round of fried food out of the oil and placed it on a plate, saying to Yan Sen, "Eat!"

Yan Sen glanced down, only to see that the thing was fried to a golden brown color, looked crispy, smelled super fragrant, and because it was covered in a layer of seasoning on the outside, he couldn't tell what it was for a moment.

Qin Li pushed his hand and said, "Eat it, it's not poisonous."

Saying that, she didn't care if he ate it or not, she threw one into her mouth first. Clucking and crunching, it was tantalizingly crunchy.

Yan Sen was a little hesitant, but still pinched one and threw it into his mouth, clicking a bite, it was burnt, crunchy, and flavorful, a hundred times more delicious than potato chips. So, he threw another one into his mouth.

Qin Li slightly raised his smile, this is a real man!

Thomas felt incredulous and asked, "Don't you feel disgusting?"

Yan Sen, "Disgusting what?"

Thomas asks without answering, "Do you know what this is?"

Jensen, "Is it a cricket, or a cicada?"

 

 

His calm face in turn surprised Qin Li and replied, "It's crickets."

Thomas exaggeratedly points at him and yells, "You know and you still eat them! How disgusting, disgusting lala lala!"

After speaking, he looked at Qin Li with disgust, "Is there anything else you Chinese don't eat?"

Qin Li said, "No. I don't know if I'll eat you one day. I don't know if it's good stewed, or fried."

Qin Li managed to scare Thomas with this sentence, and he immediately covered his mouth, not daring to make up any more bb.

Yan Sen pressed his mouth and looked at Qin Li as he slowly said, "You Chinese are geniuses, I've seen countless crickets in my life, and I never thought that they could still be eaten."

I don't know whether his words were sincere praise or irony, in short, Qin Li was a bit embarrassed by his words, and couldn't help but explain, "When my parents met a natural disaster in their time, there wasn't enough meat or vegetables to eat, so they could only catch a few insects to play with. When I was young, there wasn't much entertainment, so I went to the fields to catch crickets to play."

Thomas was still intoxicated by the incomparable shock inside, and when he heard her say this, he asked, "So many insects, then why do you only eat crickets?"

Qin Li half-jokingly said, "Because crickets are the most handsome!"

Sure enough, Thomas quit and retorted owlishly, "It's ugly. I can't even work up an appetite just by looking at it."

Qin Li said, "Well, it's ugly to look at and delicious to eat. Why don't you try it before you comment!"

Thomas covered his mouth and shook his head into a rattle, "Don't."

Qin Li said, "Are you still not a man, it's not just eating a bug, what are you so inked about."

Thomas adds, "It's a disgusting bug."

Qin Li had the intention to tease him, so she said, "If you don't taste it today, I won't give you dinner tonight. There's your favorite walking oil trotters for dinner!"

When Thomas heard this, he immediately became anxious and shouted, "You're too bad! Threatening me."

Qin Li shook his feet and inserted his waist, with a face of I'm just like this, what can you do about it?

Thinking about the fragrant walking oil hooves, Thomas' mouth watered, but to eat it, the price to pay was immense.

Alas, the happiness of life is always built on pain, first to sharpen its mind, to enjoy a brilliant future.

He reached out and picked up a cricket, crying, "Look at his head and feet, and wings are all there, just like that you put it in the frying pan, it's really cruel. You also said that what we made is dark cuisine, I think what you made is horror cuisine, to eat this bite, I must have nightmares for ten years."

Qin Li was made to cry and laugh by his words, and took the handle of the spatula and knocked his head hard, saying, "Cut the crap, eat!"

Stretching his head and shrinking his head was also a knife, Thomas, with tears in his eyes, threw the cricket into his mouth as if he were dying.

Seeing that he was going to swallow it whole, Qin Li slapped the top of his head again and ordered, "Chew it three times before swallowing it, or else you'll be penalized with three more."

Thomas felt that he was about to be played to death by this woman, but thinking of the evening's delicacies, he had to endure the pain. He grimaced and chewed hard a few times, the crispy and delicious flavor filling his mouth.

As if, as if it wasn't so bad.

 

 

He suddenly thought it was weird, but it tasted okay, even with a bit of anticipation for another bite. So he ghostly pinched another one and threw it into his mouth.

As long as he didn't think about the tragic situation of that bite going down and his brain bursting out, it was still barely tasty.

Qin Li asked, "How was it?"

Thomas said, "As long as you visualize him as a potato chip, it's still ok."

How could this world-class food not be shared by everyone? Thomas thought to himself mischievously.

So he got up, opened the window, and called out to the filming crew outside, "Come on in, Ri wants everyone to taste the earthly delicacy!"

Because that bashful noodle left too deep an impression on the people last time, coupled with the fact that the flavor of the fried crickets was so fragrant and special, it had long worn off ten miles away. People had long been starving, so now when they heard Thomas call out like this, they immediately scrambled in.

Qin Li had no choice, she had wanted to enjoy it alone, but now she had to share it with others. She found the barbecue with a small wooden stick, and a top fork, saw people reach out, and handed it over.

Someone suddenly exclaimed, "What is this?"

Another replied, "It's a cricket!"

It's a bug! This time everyone was confused, how could someone take a bug as a gourmet ah!

Qin Li looked at the Germans who were full of disgust and couldn't help but give them literacy, "Don't look at it as ugly, but in fact, it has high nutritional value, contains protein, and helps to treat asthma, whooping cough, bronchitis, headache, baldness, etc. It's also good for that part of a man's body because his hind legs are so risqué."

Thomas staggered, "It's good for a man that?"

Qin Li bragged, "My dad had me after eating this. Do you guys think it's good?"

So, a few people ate it in one bite with their eyes closed for the sake of sexual happiness for the rest of their lives. I thought how horrible it was, but I didn't realize until I ate it in my mouth that it wasn't hard to eat at all! Not only is it not hard to eat, but it is also very chewy, so they reached out to her.

In this way, catching crickets in the afternoon, you bite and I share a bite, all eaten up.

Some people exclaimed that China is such a great country that keeps opening the doors of the eating world for them.

***

After work in the evening, Dani Qu entered and said, "I heard that you made delicious food for those Germans again today?"

Qin Li, "Fried crickets."

Qu Dani staggered, "I thought it was something good, just such a disgusting thing you also dare to take out."

 

Qin Li said, "It looks disgusting and tastes delicious, just like stinky tofu."

With such a heavy taste, even Qu Dani, a native Chinese, could not carry it, fortunately, she was not at home in the afternoon.

She stretched her head to look out the window and changed the subject, "How's your digging going?"

Qin Li twisted his shoulders, stretched, and said, "I'm sore all over. I didn't feel it in the morning, but now it's all kicking in at once, and I can't even straighten my back and legs."

Qu Dani teased her and said, "You should. You planted the field. You have to not be afraid of getting a tan."

"I put on sunscreen." Qin Li paused and said, "I think planting a field is kinda fun, although it's tiring, but if I can grow food, it'll be very fulfilling."

Qu Dani gave her a blank look, "How can it be that easy? Do you think you have a carry-on space? I say you'd better save your energy. Anyway, you're only staying here for a month, and now that most of the month has passed, there's more than a week left to just muck around, so what's the point of being blindly busy?"

After she reminded her of this, Qin Li instantly looked like a deflated balloon, listlessly saying, "Right, what am I blindly getting up to?"

Seeing her disheveled, Qu Dani couldn't bear to see her, and added, "Of course you can also choose to stay. By the way, have you thought about staying?"

Qin Li shook her head, "How could I? I'm still suited to urban life."

The words were so, but there was a trace of uncertainty in her heart staying, planting fields, and herding cows in this paradise-like place, such a day, was not unimaginable.

Qin Li waved his hand and said, "It just so happens that I have the time to be idle, so I'll plant it for fun. I just want to try and see if I can grow something or not."

Qu Dani pushed her, "You're a person, you're just a knife mouth and tofu heart."

Qin Li let out an ouch and called out, "Be gentle. This place is sore."

Qu Dani found a dog skin plaster from the box and slapped her on the shoulder, saying, "Forget it. Don't I understand you? Say it's just for fun, but then when the time comes, you'll say that it's hard to plant a seedling, and I have to wait for it to blossom and bear fruit before I leave. When it blossoms, then say I have to wait for the results ... to get to the end, then simply do not go."

Qin Li was said by her in the heart of the matter, not good to refute, so he could only have a smile.

***

The next morning, the rooster began to sing three songs, Qin Li a grunt to get up, swore, must be yesterday did not finish pulling the grass to solve.

Yan Sen stood at the window and watched, the woman on the grass with a straw hat, diligently squatting in the ground weeding.

 

 

Thomas, holding his teacup, also came over and looked at it as well, and asked, incomprehensibly, "Why don't you lend her the tiller, brother? It's much faster that way."

Modern German labor is expensive, no matter if it's farming or dishwashing, or production, what can be automated will never use manual labor. Therefore, jobs like plowing and harvesting crops were all mechanized, and no fool still labored manually. If you operated a cultivator, a field the size of this one, even ten pieces of it could be done in an hour or two. So, Thomas could only understand that their brother was going to trick this woman. Thinking about how many times he had been teased, he felt a wave of relief in his heart.

Jensen withdrew his gaze with little expression and asked a question that he didn't want to do at all, "Finished your paper?"

Thomas, "No."

Jensen, "Then why are you still hanging around? If you don't graduate after Christmas this year, you're coming back to the farm."

Crap, how can that be? His goal was to enter the National Space Agency as a scientist. When Thomas heard this, he immediately disappeared.

After Yan Sen coaxed Thomas away, he turned his gaze back to Qin Li, yes, he intentionally didn't tell Qin Li that it was possible to mechanically farm, because he wanted her to labor on her own. It was because it wasn't easy that he cherished it and couldn't leave it.

Undeniably, his stomach was indeed raised by her, after she left, he didn't know how to live in the future, and he couldn't go to the pavilion every day. Besides, the meals in the pavilion were not necessarily better than her cooking.

Besides using the land she planted to entice her to stay, what else could tempt her? Scenery? Money? A beautiful man?

His eyes suddenly lit up and he thought of a method that was a bit meaner but might work.

Thinking of this, he took off his jacket and walked out just like that in his tight little undershirt.

Qin Li was puffing and puffing as he plowed the ground, when he looked up, he saw his charismatic flesh.

What the hell?

Her gaze slid down an inch, his belly was flat and powerful, Qin Li swallowed and reached up to wipe her nose, lamenting in her heart.

It was hot enough as it was, why did he have to come and add more heat?