I teleport into his office where he is doing some work.
"Ah! Felix you gotta stop doing that!"
I smirk at the Slime sitting behind a desk, "Never! If I can teleport wherever I want then I will do so!"
He sighed, "Whatever, I know I can't stop you. Anyways, what did you need?"
"Eh, nothing in particular, was just letting you know I'm heading back."
"Ah! You didn't want to stay at your place?"
"Hmm, nah, Saeko is probably waiting for me after our fun time."
I could see the realization come onto Rimuru's Slime face. "You bastard! You got to bag a girl as hot as Saeko?!" Wait til he realizes I'm sleeping with Lalatina and Raiden as well.
"Is that why you came here huh? So you could brag to someone who isn't capable of enjoying those kinds of things anymore?!"
I rolled my eyes. "As if, the topic just came up. I don't need to show off my accomplishments to you to feel good about myself."
"Gah! You lucky bastard!" You already said that buddy.
Maybe I should give Shuna a hint? She does have a bit of a crush on Rimuru, but of course the dense fuck won't realize. Of course there is the issue that Rimuru doesn't have any sort of genitals due to limitations he put on himself.
I'll help a brother out. "Rimuru, you know you can easily give yourself a dick right? The entire reason you don't have one is due to your own self image influencing your physical appearance. Maybe you can't see there being a penis since the original owner of that body was a female, but you can easily solve that issue by talking to Raphael. I'm sure it can help you out on that front."
I'm not sure why he hasn't asked his Skill himself to be honest.
Rimuru froze for a moment before he leaped into the air. "Yipee!"
Once he calmed down he looked at me with tears in his little Slime eyes. "Thank you Felix! I knew I could count on you! You are officially my brother in all but blood!"
I waved him off. "Yeah yeah have fun with your new dick."
"Hey!"
Now where is Shuna? She is needed to make my plan complete.
She usually hangs around here since she serves as Rimuru's secretary/assistant. He does need someone competent with him after all.
Ah! There she is.
I walked towards where I sensed her, she seemed to be in the kitchen, probably preparing some food for Rimuru.
I knocked on the door and entered once I heard a response.
Shuna paused her chopping to turn towards me. "Ah! Felix-sama, welcome! Did you require some food? If so please be patient, I am already working on preparing a meal for both you and Rimuru-sama."
Ah, maybe I'll stay for that then. But no getting off track.
"Great! But that isn't quite why I'm here. You see, I heard from a little bird that you're interested in my buddy Rimuru."
Almost instantly a blush appeared on Shuna's face. "Ah! N-No! It would be improper for a servant like me to care for my Lord in that way!" Eh, not really? I'm sure there are a bunch of people in relationships with their servants, though they might not all be consensual. That's not a fun thought to dwell on.
I pretended to look thoughtful. "Hmm, well I must be mistaken then. But if you find someone who fits that description be sure to tell them that Rimuru is shy so he won't ever make the first move. It's part of his culture from his past life." Stupid Japanese customs.
"If someone as beautiful, and kind, and thoughtful as you were to approach Rimuru with such intentions I'm sure he would be overjoyed."
"A-Ah! Really!?"
I nodded firmly. "Mhmm, how about you be honest now?"
Shuna looked down meekly and whispered something, "Ah, I didn't quite hear that, could you repeat it?" Of course I heard her but I might as well mess with her a bit.
She took a deep breath. "I like Lord Rimuru!"
"Ah, maybe not that loud, he might have heard that." He didn't seeing as I placed a Barrier but teasing Shuna is fun.
"E-Eh!?"
"I'm just teasing, don't worry. Anyways, I've said what needs to be said, what you do now is up to you."
"A-Ah! Yes Felix-sama! I will not disappoint you! Thank you for your help!"
"Haha, sure sure. I'll be waiting with Rimuru for that food!"
"Yes!"
I walked back into Rimuru's office. "Eh! I thought you were leaving Felix?"
Rimuru was in his human form now, likely inspecting his new goods.
"I was but then I heard that Shuna was making something and decided to stay to try it."
"Ah, I see, that's understandable, she makes the best food."
"Ha! As if! My Raiden makes the best food!" I scoffed.
"Eh?! What do you mean?! Raiden learned form Shuna so isn't it obvious who's better!?"
"Hmph, the student always surpasses the master."
Rimuru and I continued to argue until Shuna came in with the food. I noticed she still had a bit of a blush. Heh, Rimuru better thank me later.
We quickly finished up out food but as I was leaving I said, "Enjoy your night today Rimuru~"
"Eh? What's with that tone Felix?"
"Nothing nothing."
I ignored his questions and just teleported back to Azerath. I appeared right where I left, though Saeko was no longer here in her bedroom. She probably went out to do something. It is getting quite dark now so I guess I'll give her the weapon later.
Oh? A Thought Communication from Arcueid?
"Oh Master~ I am ready for you now~"
Oh shit! I forgot about that misunderstanding! So by ready does she mean….?
Hell yeah! Little Felix is going to be having the time of his life!
"Coming Arcueid."
"Ara, please do hurry my Lord, I am quite eager for our… time together tonight."
If that didn't get me hard, then I'm sure what I'll see inside her room will.
- Rimuru Tempest -
Rimuru made sure he finished up all the work he was supposed to do today, he didn't want Shuna to be upset at him tomorrow after all.
Once he confirmed that everything was done he teleported to his little home, it wasn't large seeing as he spent most of his time as a Slime, it was big enough for a normal Human to live in, but nowhere near as large as that of a Ruler's should be.
But he did have a nice pond in the yard!
As Rimuru was preparing to rest, he heard a knock on the door. He did not need rest but he did enjoy sleeping to just relax his mind.
Oh? What did Shuna need?
"Yes Shuna?"
"A-Ah! May I come in, Lord Rimuru?"
Hmm, did something happen?
"Of course Shuna."
He heard the door to his home open and turned to greet Shuna but paused the moment he got a look at her.
Shuna was dressed in nothing but a Kimono with nothing underneath, he could even see the imprint of her nipples.
Gah! How sexy!
"U-Uhm, did you need something Shuna?" He ignored the stutter in his voice.
"Yes Rimuru-sama! Please accept me!" She said with a massive blush on her face.
She quickly took off the kimono she was wearing, not that it was covering much in the first place.
He took a good look at her entire naked body, damn she was hot!
All of a sudden his mind flashed back to the words Felix said as he was leaving.
That damn lovable bastard! Well, such an opportunity likely won't appear often, and if Shuna is clearly willing then maybe he can finally get rid of his virginity!
From how Shuna was looking… did she maybe like him? Did a girl as beautiful as Shuna actually like him? Woohoo!
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Author's Note:
Sup guys, we get to see how the construction of The Dungeon is going along with Felix going about and getting some shit upgraded.
And then our boy Felix finally helps Rimuru get laid!
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