"Waaa!" What the heck, why is it always the chance of dreaming something good? Why is it again?!
Ugh... Never mind, what's done is already done. Let's just be thankful that I woke up before I saw the next part of that dream.
"Waa..." Ahh... Goddamn, why did I wake up this early? Knowing that I can't fall asleep once I'm awake!
The sun hasn't risen through the windows yet, which means it's either midnight or dawn.
However, that's not the problem; the real issue lies in the room where I'm currently sleeping.
"Waa." Why does this room have to be built like this? It has no light at all; it's just pitch black.
All I can see is this glowing window on the ceiling, but it doesn't light up the room because it's just a TV screen!
"Waaa..." This is really a prison cell in the name of a baby room.
Anyhow, the reason why I'm so eager to know what time it is is because it is essential for my growth.
"..."
No, Nah, I'm just kidding; I'm just scared because this situation reminds me of the experience of rebirthing.
Also, knowing what time it is helps me understand how much time I need to endure inside this prison cell.
Luckily for me, I developed a system that helps me know the time whenever someone enters.
For instance, if it is a maid, it means it's already dawn, and if it is a knight, then it's still midnight.
Also, you're probably wondering why not just look for a clock if you want to know the time.
Sorry to say, but there's no such thing as a clock inside this room.
The only way to know the time is by looking through the glass window above me.
Thus, while waiting for them to enter, I began to count numbers in my head while my eyes were closed.
'1'
'2'
'3'
4
And just like that, An hour had passed. Bored and still not asleep.
'3601'
"?!!"
-Step...
-Step...
Suddenly, I heard the sound of footsteps entering the room. Out of curiosity, I tilted my head to see who it was.
"???"
The moment I saw those smooth white legs, I immediately knew that it was a maid, which meant it was already dawn!
"Waaa" I finally got my parole!
Anyway, the maid who entered has an innocent-looking face, silky white hair, and perfectly rounded blue eyes. And she also has a petite smoll body.
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"Waa?" She seems familiar
What is her name again? Yuri? Nope, that's a girl-to-girl genre, Aurora? No, that's from the Arctic region.
Thus, while pounding who the heck this cute chick is, a memory flashed: Ohh! It's Aurilya! Damnit memory.
"Waa." Ahh, remember now! She's the maid whom Aria and I had bumped into before.
I had completely forgotten her face?! Damnit, this messed-up memory of mine. However, I can't blame myself. After all, I was born with it.
After all, it's been a very long time since we actually met.
-Step..
-Step...
-Steps...
Aurilya then took a step or two closer, which got my attention and made me realize that she was holding something.
"Waa" Is that...
She was carrying a pack of diapers in her left hand and a flashlight in her right hand.
"Good morning, young master."
Aurilya quietly mumbled with a soft tone in her voice as she smiled at me.
In response to her greeting, I give back an innocent smile, "Waa..." Morning loli.
"?!!"
Giving that innocent smile not only made Aurilya step back a bit, but it also caused her...
"Kyaaa! Young master! That was so cute!" To unknowingly yell in excitement.
-Blop!
However, she quickly covered her mouth, realizing that she accidentally yelled.
"Hehe, I'm sorry. Was I too loud, young master?" Aurilya quickly apologized.
In response, I just stared at her in utter silence. ".."
Just why... Why are you asking me if you're being too loud or not? You know I'm just a baby, right?! But... well, to be honest, yes, it was loud.
"...Hmm, I take that as a yes," Aurilya replied to herself before putting her palm to her chest and bowing.
"By the way, Young Master, may I change your diaper?" Aurilya asked for permission before she slowly removed my diaper.
Why are you asking again? You know I'm a baby, so of course, you ca— Wait, did you just say diaper?
It was just then that I looked down and realized what she meant by that.
"??!"
The diaper that I am currently wearing was filled with tons of shit.
When I say tons, I really mean it.
"?!!"
After realizing the fact that I shits myself, my body froze for a second as my eyes widened, and my face completely turned red because of embarrassment.
My brain then shut off for a second as my defense mechanism took over my body.
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'WELCOME TO THE CUNNY COUNCIL'
It's where the four MCs cunny debate with each other...
Whenever the MC finds himself in a shameful or embarrassing situation, the four cunnys will show up and take the authority to make a fruitful decision.
"Guys! What I'm saying is! That's a twenty-seven-year-old man who just pooped his pants without knowing it?!" Mustache Baby angrily retorted before taking a sip of coffee.
The baby with glasses responds, "...Well, that doesn't count because we're still babies, right?"
Hearing this, the baby wearing a coat agrees. "Well, you are not entirely wrong. As babies, we often poop ourselves, but not while sleeping! What are we? A freaking baby?"
Suddenly, a mysteriously naked baby appears out of thin air. "...While we may be in baby bodies, mentally we are adults."
"What the heck are you talking about?!" The mustache baby angrily replies.
"Yeah, why did you just arrive?" The baby with glasses calmly asks.
"Shut up, all of you, I'm still talking!" While the baby with a coat yells at others.
And so on, after a minute of arguing, they wonder whether to accept that pooping while sleeping is just a normal act.
All of the four cunnys finally make their decision.
"I surrendered," Mustache baby agreed.
"I also agree," Sane does for the coated Baby.
"I give up," Followed by naked baby, "Fine by me," Glasses Baby.
The four cunnys have all agreed to the fact that pooping while sleeping is normal for a baby.
Just for the sake of maintaining harmony... Now that they all finally accepted the fact, my brain slowly recovered to function again.
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"Fuu... That's a lot of poops, young master!" Aurilya claimed after cleaning my shit while wiping the excess sweat from her face.
"Waaaa" W-what the heck! Please don't mention it.
Aurilya looked at me and asked calmly. "Young master, is there a problem?"
"Waaaa!!" ...Yes, and it's you.
"Wait, by any chance, are you hungry? Because you pooped a lot," Sarcastically replied, as Aurilya held back her laugh.
"??!"
Hearing that mocking, I couldn't help but feel angry, as if I wanted to bite her with this baby tooth.
However, before I was consumed by my own anger, I realized that I was much more mentally older than her.
Thus, being angry isn't a valid reason, so I calm down and remain rational.
"It's just a loli. Just a kid, no need to be stressed," I subconsciously thought to myself.
After that, I stared into Aurilya straight into her eyes.
"Waa! Waaa!! "I guess teasing me was a bit fun. Fine, as an adult, I will let this go. But no more next time _hmph._
"Hehehe, just kidding," Aurilya cheerfully mumbles.
-Brrreezzz...
-Brieeeezz...
When suddenly, a vibrating sound emanated from Aurilya's chest pocket.
"Hmm... a notification message, huh?" Aurilya asked herself.
Before picking up what looked like a transparent phone and opening it.
"?!!"
As it opened, her eyes suddenly widened as the brightness was set to maximum.
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"Arrghh! My eyes!" Aurilya screamed like a little girl while rubbing her eyes.
But her eyes soon adjusted to the brightness, and Aurilya then looked at the contents of the messenger.
Upon seeing the content, her eyebrows rose as she quickly lifted my body out from the crib.
"Waaa?" W-wait, what are you doing?! I'm just a baby; there's nothing you can get from me?!
...Wait, maybe you can collect some ransom. But that doesn't mean you can kidnap me!
"I'm sorry, young master. But we need to go and meet Madam Aria in the hallway as soon as possible," Aurilya hurriedly explained as she carried me in her arms.
"Waa" fuck!!! I almost had a heart attack because I thought you were going to kidnap me! darn it...
"Hehe.. it seems you're full of energy, Young Master!" Ashley joyfully mumbles as we step outside the room.
"Waaa!!" No, that's not it!
As I planned to make a fuss, I noticed that Aurilya was positioning herself as if she were going to a marathon.
"Please hold on tightly, young master," Aurilya advised, looking into the distance.
"Waa?" Why? Don't tell me you're going to run while carrying me.
"?!!"
Wait... don't tell me you're really going to do that?!
Aurilya then smiled and ran with inhuman speed.
-Fusshhhh!!
"Waaa!!" W-wait, you're running too fast!
Aurilya was running like a jaguar.
It was so fast that every time we turned, it felt as though my bones might leave my body at any moment.
Despite this, she held me tightly, but not so tight as to cause discomfort.
-Dazhh!!
-Fulp!
-Dassshh...!
However, after running and turning around multiple times and skillfully avoiding various obstacles, I began to experience a dizzying sensation.
While I might be fortunate enough not to vomit, unfortunately, due to the dizziness, I lost consciousness.
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After I passed out, my consciousness was awakened by a fluffy sensation on my body.
"Waa..." I wished it would last forever.
Wishing this would last forever, I heard a faint voice whispering in my ear,
"...cutie... cutie, wake up." Called by a sweet, gentle tone.
"Cutiee... wake up...~" The voice called repeatedly, and eventually, I opened my eyes.
"???"
Aria greeted me with a playful smile as I opened my eyes, followed by Kael, who was just looking at me from behind.
"Good morning, my little cutie!" Aria said joyfully, hugging me tightly.
"Aria, could you please check our son's body for any problems?" Kael asked worriedly as he looked at me.
Aria looked at Kael and sighed. "Ha..."
"Kael, you've been given the nickname 'The relentless demon,' yet you can't calm yourself about the teleporter. It's just a teleporter," Aria reassured with a wink at Kael.
Seeing this instantly made Kael look away. "Fine, anyway, let's go. The party will not start on its own." As he seemingly blush.
"?!!"
Hearing their conversations utterly caught my attention.
"Waa?" Wait... hold on, did you just say 'teleporter'? Is it like a gate where you can travel anywhere in the world with just a door? Where is it? I need to see it!
-Squsshh...
However, Aria hugged me tightly before I could turn my back to see the teleporter.
"Waah..." Aria, please don't squeeze me too much. I really want to see the teleporter you just mentioned.
"Waa!!!" Nooo.
"Waa?" Oh.. wait, that looks nice.
Being squeezed, I gave up on the idea of seeing the teleporter as my interest had shifted to what Aria and Kael were wearing.
I already knew that Aria was beautiful enough to compete with any of the models in my old world, but I didn't expect her beauty to be enhanced even more by her dress.
Her navy silk dress was a work of art, accentuating her every curve. Deep red sequins adorned the fabric in intricate patterns that sparkled in the light.
Its plunging neckline and spaghetti straps left her shoulders bare, exuding an air of elegance.
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As I continued to admire her dress, I then turned my attention to Kael.
He was wearing a formal yet cool-looking coat and tie combo. His dark coat and pure reddish tie exuded dominance with every step he took.
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-Sniftt!
"Waa..." Unknown, thank you for giving these beautiful parents.
While walking, Aria touched Kael's coat and asked, "Anyway, where are we going again?"
Kael stared at Aria, then sighed, "Haaa..." and replied.
"Really? Never mind, we're going to the Moonlit Bistro," While patting the back of my body.
-Pluh...
"Wait, I thought we were going to the Twilight Tavern?" Aria asked confusedly.
"Something happened while they were preparing at the Twilight Tavern, so it was canceled," Kael explained.
"Okay, well, the Moonlit Bistro is much larger than the Twilight Tavern anyway," Aria joyfully mumbled.
"Waa?" What the heck are Moonlit Bistro and Twilight? That's a cool name.
"Hmm? Cutiee, by any chance, are you curious about how big the Moonlit Bistro is?" Ashley asked with a playful tone.
Yes, I'm curious; however, I can't just say yes because I'm a baby, so I just stared at Aria.
"It seems like you really want to know," Aria said as we continued our walk.
"Well, let me tell you how big it really is. The Moonlit Bistro is approximately 30.5 meters (100 feet) in length, 10 meters (33 feet) in width, and 8 meters (26 feet) in height. So it's super duper huge!" Aria explained in detail, her eyes sparkling.
Kael saw it and thought. 'She definitely memories it, how cute...'
"Anyway, it seems we've already arrived," Kael called us as he pointed out a Giant castle.
'MOONLIT BISTRO' has a rich and lengthy history that spans from the Information era to the Pre-war era.
In the past, it played host to some of the most significant events of its time, also boasting its pure-coated glass windows and fortified walls.
Although it is just a copy of the original since the original was abandoned.
"Waaa" Wow... That huge-looking castle was a Moonlit Bistro?!!!
"Anyway, cutie, as a surprise, I will cover your eyes, okay?" Aria requested excitedly before she covered both my eyes using her palm.
"Waa?" Sure, why not? This wouldn't be a surprise anymore if I saw it. Now.
-Stepps
-Stepsss...
-Stepp....
As we walked inside the castle, I faintly heard the voices of many people ahead of us.
Hearing it made me nervous a little bit; after all, this is the first time I will be meeting other people.
"Cutie, we're finally here! Happy birthday!" Aria yelled. Slowly removing her hand from my face.
"!!!"
As she removed her hand, I was struck by what I saw—the elegance of the decorations.
The birthday party theme was flawlessly executed, with enchanting decorations of all sizes and hues covering every inch of the room.
Vibrant lanterns hung from the ceiling, and intricate streamers, ribbons, and balloons adorned the walls.
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"Waaa..." Holy moly, motherfucker?! Isn't this too much as a birthday party?!!