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{RECOLLECTION COMPLETE}
{ANALYSIS COMPLETE}
{MEMORIES COMPLETE}
{SYNC 92% INCOMPLETE}
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Seeing the holographic screen in front of me, I couldn't help but to muttered this word, "The fuck is this? A simulator?"
-Bing!
Just as I said those words, a familiar dinging sound echoed throughout my ears.
At the same time, there were so many floating words that magically popped up into the thin air.
Those words looked like alphabetical letters, each with different colors and shapes, reminiscent of what you might find in a kindergarten school.
"Awesome!!" I exclaimed in an amused tone, completely mesmerized by what was happening.
While being captivated, those alphabetical words began rearranging themselves to form the following message.
{Your Answer will be answered in the following moment, so please shut up}
Seeing the words arranged in front of me made me already guess that the person who created this had the same nasty attitude as mine.
'Wow, this thing has a damn shitty attitude, huh?' I thought before I spoke.
"Wow, what a shitty attitud-" However my words were interrupted as my lips suddenly shut closed. "Hmhmhha!?!"
'Woaahh?! I can't open my mouth!' I thought to myself in panic, as I then turned my gaze to the arranged words.
"Humh whmhun dhmm? (What the fuck did you do?)" I hummed as I desperately tried to make sounds through my mouth.
Doing that, the arranged words scrambled and scattered in many directions before coming back together, arranging themselves to say:
{I just shut your mouth so the completion will be complete}
"..?!" As I saw those words, I immediately composed myself and stopped panicking.
Why? Well, I'm not the kind of person who makes a fuss just because something happens to me. I have self-awareness, you know?
Anyway, after that, the words repeated their cycle, scrambling and rearranging themselves.
{Thank you for understanding}
"..."
And with that, I remained quiet for a while as I shifted my gaze to the right, focusing on this "Sync" or whatever it was to complete.
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{RECOLLECTION COMPLETE}
{ANALYSIS COMPLETE}
{MEMORIES COMPLETE}
{SYNC 92% INCOMPLETE}
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"Argh, I just wish this completion process didn't take much longer," I thought to myself. After all, I'm an impatient type,
◇
Two minutes later...
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{RECOLLECTION COMPLETE}
{ANALYSIS COMPLETE}
{MEMORIES COMPLETE}
{SYNC 93% INCOMPLETE}
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This S, H, I, T is taking so much longer! It was just at 91 percent a while ago, and now it's at 93 percent.
Does that mean it will take one whole minute for just one percentage point?!
"Tsk!" I clicked my tongue inside my mouth. I know it's kind of hard, but I'm still able to form some clicking sound.
Well, I thought it would take much longer, but luckily it didn't. So, I just need to wait seven more minutes, right?
Several minutes later...
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{RECOLLECTION COMPLETE}
{ANALYSIS COMPLETE}
{MEMORIES COMPLETE}
{SYNC 96% INCOMPLETE}
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Damn it! Why is this shit, is taking so long?! I thought it would be finished within seven minutes, but why is it still at 96%?!
Is this a scam, or what? I need to speak to your manager! Whoever is responsible for this.
Hehehe, I guess this is what you'd call a fucking Karen.
"Mhew..." I let out a sigh out of my nose to calm myself.
Calm down, calm down. Don't throw a tantrum with that stupid percentage.
Cuz, What if it does something to you again? Then I'm sure I will be in trouble.
So, let's just wait. Maybe this thing will finally be complete in two or five more minutes, right?
However, it didn't; ten minutes later...
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{RECOLLECTION COMPLETE}
{ANALYSIS COMPLETE}
{MEMORIES COMPLETE}
{SYNC 99% INCOMPLETE}
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Really?! It has already been ten whole fucking minutes, and it's still at 99 percent?!
Just then, when I'm about to throw a tantrum.
-Ding!
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{RECOLLECTION COMPLETE}
{ANALYSIS COMPLETE}
{MEMORIES COMPLETE}
{SYNC 100% COMPLETE}
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The Sync process was finally completed.
"Woaa... Finally," I muttered with a sigh of relief as it was finally done.
"..?!"
Huh? Wait, did I just open my mouth!? Does that mean...
"Hey!" I called, calling out to the thing that shut my mouth.
"..." However, it didn't respond, despite wanting for half a minute.
Thus. So I tried calling it again.
"Hey, you piece of shit! If you don't wanna show up, it means your ga–" I retorted in an annoyed tone.
But then, my words were immediately cut off as the thing that shut my mouth once again.
'Heh, as expected,' I thought to myself with a smirk expression on my face.
Anyway, at this time, the thing appeared in front of me, and now it wasn't text nor something of the sort of alphabetical letters.
But a giant, jet-black sphere roughly the size of my head. Yes, it's just a giant black ball, nothing else.
{Hey, you don't need to say it out loud. This is an all-ages setting, you know?} the black ball said in a hostile tone.
"What...? Why would I? It's you, you piece of shit, that shut my mouth and made me wait for what felt like an eternity," I retorted with an annoyed attitude and an aggressive tone.
Wait, what I said was a bit exaggerated, eternity my ass, but still, do you even know how long I had to wait just for that damn percentage to reach the completion?!!
It took a full fucking twenty minutes! T-w-e-n-t-y minutes!! I know, I know, it's just a small number, blah... blah... But I'm an impatient kind of person!
{Sorry, sorry, okay, my bad,} the black ball bluntly apologizes.
Wow, so this ball can say sorry, huh? Okay, that's enough. I will forgive you for now.
When suddenly, the ball was added something. {It's just that you're so fucking annoying.}
No, no, nope! I change my mind. This ball shit is shit, no matter what it says.
"..."
"..."
After that, I remained silent for a while, and so did the black ball. However, the silence was broken as I spoke up.
"Anyway, you're not going to introduce yourself? Like saying, 'My name is...' and 'This place is...,' or something like that. I thought you were the kind of gentleman who would introduce themselves first," I demanded to the black ball.
"..." After that, I went into silence as I realized something.
Wait, hold up! I made a fucking big mistake! I still didn't know if this ball was male or female!
Ehem, you may ask, why do I need to care about this? Well, you know, what if this ball was hot female goddess Noona or something like that?
{Gentleman, my ass} the black ball said.
"What?! Why did you say something like that? I'm probably a kind-hearted person, you know?" I questioned the ball.
With another thought crossed my mind, 'It looks like this isn't a hot goddess noona or it just she had a nasty attitude.'
{Do you think I didn't know what you called me in the past and how truly rotten you are?} the black ball said in disdain.
"What are you saying?" I inquired in confusion.
What the heck is this ball talking about? Did this ball and I ever meet?
No, no, that's impossible. After all, none of the people in the household knew my true nature except for Steele.
{Ha! You idiot! I'm that Pyro-seed that you kept calling the jar of cu-}
"Ah, so that is... but w-w-ait!!"
"S-st-stop!! You don't need to say that, you know?!" I yelled, interrupting the black ball to prevent it from completing its sentence any further.
Ahh, shit! So this ball really did hear everything I said. But wait, so this thing is the Pyro-seed that I drank?
Fuck, I thought it was the hot goddess Noona.
"Huh, so you're that Pyro-seed?" I asked again.
{Yes, I'm that Pyro-seed. Do I need to repeat myself} the ball replied.
Hearing this, my memories flashed as I remembered all the shit I had done along with this thing.
"Ugh... so embarrassing," I sighed.
Anyway, what's done is done. There's no need to reminisce about those damn memories.
"Oh, okay," I replied as if I wasn't interested.
Just kidding. I'm really interested. It's just that I wanted to put a twist on this ball, making it seem I'm not interested in her.
Why? Well, you know, if you want to extract information from someone, all you need to do is make that person feel that you're not interested in them.
This way, you will surely pique their curiosity and make them wonder why you're not interested in them.
Furthermore, if you know that person very well, then this trick will surely work, just like how you were tricked into a push-and-pull relationship. Kekekek.
{Is that it? Okay? You're not gonna ask who I am or what I can do?} the ball curiously asked.
See, it damn well works. After all, if she/he has the same colorful persona as I thought, for sure, she/he will definitely fall.
"Well...." I muttered in an uninterested tone. Then, I turned away briefly before continuing.
"I'm not really interested in your name, but I'm kind of curious about what you can do," I replied, looking again at the ball with an intrigued expression on my face.
This is true. I'm not really interested in 'your name.' After all, what use is a fucking good name if you're useless in the end?
{Okay, fine. My name is ĶÀÌ, and I have these abilities, so-called... Stellar system, Wait, let me just show them to you,} the black ball suggests.
After that, the holographic blue screen that was used for the percentage thing changed its color to violet and transformed.
Into what looked like a system, Displaying my personal profile, including my name, strength level, endurance level, and other relevant information.
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LV:[Leveling will be unlocked once the kill is confirmed]
NAME: KHIEROM SOULSHEARTH.
AGE: 12y 0m 2d
ROLE: CANNON VILLAIN
TITLE: SIN BEARER
STRENGTH| 11 [+F]
ENDURANCE| 47 [-B]
DEXTERITY| 24 [D]
STAMINA| 40 [C]
AGILITY| 18 [-D]
INTELLIGENCE| 83 [S]
CONTROL| 41 [+C]
SENSES| 68 [A]
PYROSITES: ĶÀÌ
PYRO-CLASS/ MUTANT PAWN.
ABILITIES: [Pyro-skill will be unlocked once the kill is confirmed]
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