Happy married life, don't forget, kiss the bride. -
The next day the doorbell rang in a way that seemed like it would explode from the sound. The landlady's dog that lives on the ground floor began to bark. He was fast asleep and my eyes opened quickly as I sat up briefly. The noise was terrible for hearing. I didn't hesitate to go straight to the door. It had to end with that musical scream of the Ring!!!
- NOW!!! – I stated with my worst drunk voice, clearing my throat. -
Upon opening the door, a figure in a flowered dress and sunglasses was waiting impatiently, crossing his arms and humming with his right foot, taking advantage of his shoe on the floor in continuous movement. If so, I told myself I must be very anxious. Her face looked like that of the typical person who waits an hour for her partner to come.
- Until you deigned to open the door for me. Mmm!! Darling!!! It is not healthy to make a lady wait – She says, pointing at me with the finger of her right hand, gesturing her annoyance at the wait.
- Do you have an idea what time it is? –As soon as I said that, I yawned. Of course she asked me to cover my mouth with my eyes.
- Let me pass now! I brought breakfast. -
- Oh really? You're great! – He was still somewhat asleep. -
- Of course I am! – She said to herself. -
- What modest! – I ironize with a very disdainful gesture – And your things? Just that suitcase?
- I plan to buy everything. I only have some clothes here.
- Well, you can use whatever you need. You are at home – She smiled at him –
I'll make coffee!.......
- Thank you!... - She enters. Again, and she observes the environment. She seemed to read everything around millimetrically. I could see her from the kitchen.
- Something wrong?
- You're missing some things!
- That is having the ability to discover. I just haven't had time to shop.
- You're not a great decorator either.
Estemm!..Well!..It's not my forte!....... – These compliments tomorrow are encouraging enough to jump off a cliff I told myself. -
This woman, she has an energy. The sun hadn't even risen, and she was here re-planning married life. And my head hurts by the way. I have a slight feeling that the rules of coexistence are going to be quite arduous.
- Well let's see. You're missing things that's for sure! I don't see the refrigerator?
- In fact I don't have one! – I explained delicately
- How come you don't have a refrigerator?!!!!
- Well, to tell the truth, I'm a little confused with these domestic issues. -
- No television either? And do you use a fairly old cell phone? I would ask you if you are one of those who love minimalism, and life outside of material things. But I won't do it, I'm not the one to judge, if reforms need to be made in your life.
- The material floods the soul with useless elements. Why did I say that? Ah! This is what she always clarified when these situations occur. -
- Don't be a clown, honey! And are you sure you'll tell me that we buy garbage that we don't need? I'll get you what you need. God! How did you survive?
- No! Of course not. Okay, yes. Can I have breakfast first?
-Permission granted – And she made a sinister face. I poured myself a coffee, and served her. -
-Well, we will do what you want – I said without hesitation – This woman really knows how to convince!
- Of course he can convince you! – He gets angry – And it's not what I want, it's what's convenient for both of us. She – She points her finger at me, extending her arm – Jupiter, we have to change, that's what it's all about. Remember, you only have one life. -
- Did you hear me again? Heavens! It makes me panic -
- If you don't want me to hear you, don't speak out loud what you think.
- Well, it is convincing. Although the thing is that I have always lived with few objects.
- I bet you have unique pants. Two shirts, a pair of sneakers. And what is left over from the food, you keep the next day, and the leftovers of the leftovers of the leftover until it is alive.
- This woman looks like a psychic. - I think.
- I'm not. It's easy to spot you. I have learned quite a bit from the records.
- Did you hear me again? Estemm! Records?
- Oh! Information, you know.
- You must have experience in courtship or marriage! – I frowned. Now her face became like the color of her eyes. – Well, I promise to change everything for the better.
- We will do it together! If there is something that bothers you, just say it, okay?
- Mm! Don't know? I don't know much about you.
- I can tell you a lot about myself. I love the pink skies, the aroma of the cascuelas. Vacation in the internal Folds What else?
My face changed into joy. What the hell is she saying?
-Danna! Why are you looking at me like that?
- No, it's nothing. I'm interested in that thing about the shells. Dana?
- Ahh! You will love them. Ah! – And she remains thoughtful. Forget what I said. Danna, is synonymous with affection in my land. They are my madness. When there is something you don't understand. Don't try to discern, just pretend you didn't hear anything. Do you know?
- Yessss!!! Going to!! It doesn't matter, a little fantasy doesn't hurt.
- Yes of course!! Her – She confesses, looking away.
- Okay, I'll make you coffee. How about? And let's go get a refrigerator
- The first option is satisfactory and the second I give my order.
- Huh?
- I want coffee, and the refrigerator is on me.
- No, but it wouldn't be good.
-Silence – And she positions herself as if in a defensive position –
- Something wrong?
- Shh!!!
- What will it be? – She thought with doubts. My face believing in some everyday problem. -
- There!! You won't escape!! – He stood up from the chair, and immediately went to the counter table, there he lifted it with force – Take this, merciless enemy, and with a blow of his hand he crushed the floor, making the floor tremble. My legs shook like the table and other objects in the house. Little, it staggered almost to the ground. Yes!! I am the heroine of Hermidos!!
- Huh? – Now he was really confused – Hey! She's fine, Mrs. Ruppert.
- Yes, I have stopped the only ruthless enemy. Although I confess that they are quite weak here – She expresses with haughtiness and a victorious face.
- Weak? What are you talking about? When looking at the floor, a cockroach was crushed like a sheet.
- Ah, I understand myself! – She says with a discreet giggle, holding her head in a clueless manner – Anyway, I want another coffee and two pieces of sugar.
- What a nice lady!
With all the commotion the neighbors are sure to complain, Maybe Luna too. Others had moved in, and I only knew them, only the crazy artist, the one next to my apartment, and that girl whom I met yesterday. I know there was another neighbor a few years older, a writer, and a married couple. And part of the apartments still needed to be completed, since they were, as I have explained, Apart Hotel, at home level, of which they were built by a very exotic and strange lady, whose name was Anabella, like the doll she owned. Of course she was neither a doll, nor was she possessed. If I think about it, her face was very similar. It doesn't matter anyway, I just signed the contract with her. Her refined and at the same time talkative manners made me think that she was a Victorian lady from 19th century England.
- I want many people to be able to enjoy my apartments.
- Oh! It's okay – I expressed without wanting to talk. –
Therefore, this history of my house is somewhat broad, although I will not dwell on the matter. The budding marriage will keep me busy, especially with a woman who renovated the home as if she were a fashion architect.
Gaia finished her drink, and forced me to the bathroom.
-Danna! What is this?
- Well! Bathroom! -I explained without understanding the question. -
- Yes, I know - She ironizes - That?
- The bathtub!
- Oh! Thank you for your understanding. Of course I know it's a bathtub! But she is emaciated!
- Well, I don't have much time to clean! I should go to work in a few hours, and then to the university course.
-She has spots!
- Hey! Those stains were already there! And they are an abstract art decoration – Explain with crossed arms as if avoiding blame with excuses. –
- Those stains were already there! – Imitate my voice – Mr. little cleaning, what do you think if we remove them. And as an artist you know nothing, about nothing. -
- Huh? They are part of home life, like my art to the neglect of cleaning. -
Gaia looked at me with the eyes of a tiger.
- Well, I'll buy a special liquid for it.
- I'll do it, you have to go to work. –
- But it is not necessary.
- Yeah! It is necessary!!! The skin is ruined!!!
- Wow, how flirtatious! -I expressed murmuring. –
- The skin is made up of two layers: the epidermis and the dermis. The epidermis, so you know, has flat, scaly cells, which contain keratin. Not all bacteria around can be killed by defense mechanisms. The bathtub must be in conditions with warm water of 30 degrees. Eliminating all types of bacteria that could be harmful. And of course it shouldn't be too hot or too fat, and apart from that.
- I listened carefully to everything he said, but a part of my brain was lost in his fallacious rhetoric - I said to myself - I don't understand anything! –
…and also having a place in perfect visual conditions positively increases the well-being of the art of the bathroom. Everything is art, you understand?
I nodded, as my gaze faded to the horizon of the window.
- Jupiter!! Are you listening to me?
- Yes, of course - I confessed with a stony look - Yes, I will buy the liquid. -
- Wow! I already told you I'll do it. I will buy vinegar and baking soda
- Huh? But that can be cleaned with bleach.
- Oh! Jupiter! Those chemicals are destructive. Protect the planet.
- But the stains?
- Don't worry! I know how to eliminate them! You can go easy
He has such a temperament that I didn't dare even argue about the directions. I just took out my cell phone to look at something, and the messages. You have zero messages. She noticed my cell phone.
-Danna! You're like a hermit, aren't you?
- Of course not, I'm just not sociable. Nothing more - I crossed my arms with an angry face. –
"I know," she said, placing her finger on her lip, thinking, "When you were little, no one ever wrote to you, right?"
- For your information I have a girl's number
- Do you have the number?? Ah! It's me. -
- Well, I had to have your number – I admitted – you gave it to me. That's part of being social by accepting it.
- Well kindness can be a sign of cruelty sometimes
- Are you implying that you gave it to me to torture me with messages?
- Just to give life to your device. Or a reason to have it
- Funny!! – I said sarcastically. -
I didn't know whether to get angry with Gaia and accept that fallacious but axiomatic comment. -
Maybe she wrote to me and I to her. She was, along with a couple of other people, the only contacts. And my family of course. –
- My family writes to me so you know! My mother does it early in the morning, to see how her son is doing. -
-Well, being compassionate doesn't cost more than a movement of the fingers, and even more so early in the morning when he is asleep. -Face reality - No one wrote to you until he came into your life. –
In part she was right. There was no fault in his sharp and trenchant thinking in the art of being sociable. But being antisocial has its peace benefits.
- Well, it's better that I retire - I said - Goodbye Gaia! – I didn't know how to greet her. We are husband and wife. -
- Goodbye Danna! – And she gave me a kiss on the cheek, smiling. – I kind of blushed because of it. –
- Alright? – She expressed, asking as if with some doubt – We are newly married, but that does not mean that we have an effectively consummated relationship. Or not, Don Jupiter?
- Estem! I didn't understand very well. We are married? Without a consummated relationship?
- Of course, where I come from, you get married first, and then you get involved. I have already told you. -
- I've never heard that. -
- Don't you remember yesterday?
- It was all so sudden! Take a set of keys. So I can go. -
- It was a success I would say.
- Success? Yes you're right! – And I retired humming a love song by The Beatles. All you need is love…
- Oh dear! She forgot. – Gaia stops me – Here – and from her pocket she takes out a small velvet box. When I opened it, there were two rings. – It is not right for a married couple not to have their ring, don't you think so?
- Did you really buy them? - I asked surprised
- No, I had it saved since I was little, for this day.
- Wow! Really?
- Of course not! – He looks at me with a face that I'm supposed to be thinking – I brought it, because at some point it is the nuptial proof of our union. It is important!
- It's also important to have a party! And a wedding in a Catholic – Christian church.
She thinks about it.
- I'm not a Christian, so it won't be necessary. You are?
- In a certain sense, you could say yes, but I am not a devotee of it.
–
- Perfect! She looks calm darling. – And she waves at me. -
When I arrived at the bus stop, I met a very particular lady with blonde hair with two pigtails. She was quite attractive. She was in front of me in the bus line. When he arrived, they began to climb little by little, and soon those behind them began to move. One in a hurry, who arrived last in line, accidentally pushed the one in front, and then he followed the other and then the other and so on until he reached her servant. In front of me the woman with pigtails
who climbed to the first step of the bus. And upon receiving the impact from her, I went against her, with my palms in front of her, accidentally touching that woman's butt. Her skin was stiff when she felt my hands, and her face was disfigured when she turned around and saw me.
- Degenerate!!!!
- No, sorry. It was unintentional!
It didn't take a second when the palm of her hand went to my cheek, leaving it completely red. I took myself with my hands, because of the pain.
- And be lucky, I'm not suing you for harassment - She said angrily.
- But... but... – I couldn't say a single word out of my mouth. She-she took the ticket out of her and went to one of the seats. The driver laughed.
- You were lucky - He continues laughing. -
- See! Thank you! – I said without wanting to look around. –
The trip was a little tense, due to the situation. The blonde-haired lady kept watching reluctantly, as if she were going to stab me with several spears in successive ways. And she was actually directing her vision to my recently placed ring. She must believe that I am a depraved and unfaithful monster?
It was only fifteen minutes, and luckily I descended. When I arrived at the museum. Riff, the all-seeing manager, was there watching my arrival.
- Jupiter! Good to see you! The boss wants to see you.
-Don Evans? What will the old man want? – Say hello to Rif
- Hey! And that ring? Does it look like a wedding? Isn't he...?
-Ehh! ...if he is married.
- Congratulations old man...we had made a bet with the museum that you were going to die a virgin, but we were wrong, ha! Ha! Ha!
- Huh?? How funny! – I told him a little confused. -
I entered, and greeted other people, and went directly to Don Evans' office, who was in his Curul Romana chair-style chair.
- Welcome child! Good to see you!
- Good morning! Don Evans. -
- Look, I'll be brief. I need you to do night shifts, for the weekends. In other words, I want you to complete the day at night, since we will have a lot of citizen participation.
- But it's okay? I mean, a museum at night?
- Not only the museum, we will open the room of occultism, astronomy, and mysteries of the other world. That is the government's slogan.
- So the repairs that were being carried out were for that reason? – Months before, the facilities were being expanded. As I am usually absent-minded, I did not pay the slightest attention to what was happening. I didn't even ask Riff he knows everything.
- In fact we will propose new positions and we will promote you.
- That's a big surprise. I'm grateful! –I told him – Good! I will have a salary increase – I told myself.
- But your salary will remain the same since forms must be filled out with signatures of government decrees
- Good heavens! Damn bureaucracy – I said inside with my spirit that was flying between bills crashing against the wall of poverty. -
- Anyway, don't worry, I know you got married? Congratulations Jupiter!
- Do you know that I got married? – I asked amazed. -
- The news is fast Ha! Ha! I lost the bet.
- I don't want to ask what it was about.
- Ha! Ha! I will make you a present, and I will try to pay you for the night days with an increase
- Thank you Don Evans.
- You're welcome kid, you can go.
When I left a lady entered. Dark hair, model body, a short shirt with a bow. A kilt, and shoes with socks.
- Ahh! Jupiter she will be your night companion. – Origima Nashira Deneb
- Nice to meet you! Anonymous Jupiter Ruppert! – I presented myself in a work resume style. – And by the way, what a lot of extravagant names – I said to myself. -
-A pleasure - He expressed without reaction with a serious look. Her eyes were dark green. She had never seen those strange eyes before. –
When I left the day it became monotonous. He couldn't help but congratulate. The name of the woman who married me. That she was a lucky guy, and the beautiful bet. He names her constantly.
In the ancient history course, we begin by looking at what corresponds to the Sumerian civilization. We went to the poster room, and many filmographies detailed interesting images about how they maintained their civilization in the middle of a desert. The cuneiform writings detailed in their stones the first signs of astronomy, something that today's scholars could not believe.
- Saying that the earth floated on a sea called Nammu was far-fetched, being the origin of everything known, it only contained rudimentary paganism, however, its way of approaching mythology was quite interesting. Man had to believe in something from the beginning. And the world was like a kind of brass and beyond it the stars, and there Jupiter. If they discovered it, I wonder, keeping in mind the distance, how they had done it?
- Stop talking to yourself Jupiter. It was the aliens – says a colleague. -
- Don't be an idiot Rómulo! Tell that to the teacher and he will break a stick over your head – I told my partner. Rómulo, he is one of the few colleagues I talk to. He always talks to a strange girl with short hair, according to him he was rejected by her, he says that he tends to be a joker, and a history student excelling in mystery and ufology. I don't pay attention to many things that are expressed to me. I always have talks about everything with many colleagues. A different one in each section. This time it's Romulus, the other time Remus. The other time Tulio. Agrippina. Well I usually give them Roman names so I don't forget. Since I am not very social, I even became interested in their absurd conversations, but not for ancient history class. Now it's Rómulo's turn, although he is nice, he is about to leave soon, since he must return home to continue the family business. He lives very far away, according to what he told me, on a remote island. And he doesn't stop talking to me.
- Hey! And what's she like?
- What are you talking about?
- Silly! She talked about your wife. How did you meet her?
- It was a long story. – I didn't know what to say about it – I knew her for years, and then we saw each other again, and we started dating and it was like attraction at first sight and from one day to the next we decided to get married – He was really good at lying -
- What a story! You kept it to yourself! Heh! Heh!
- Honestly, I'm not one to talk much about myself, Rómulo.
- Of course, we believed with other colleagues that you were a rock for relationships.
- Well, I'm not like that either. –
- Ha! Ha! We even made a bet that you would be a virgin after training as a professional.
- Huh? Grr! Grr! Very funny! – I said obfuscated –
When I left class, I immediately went to take the bus. The dog-faced woman whose butt I accidentally touched was sitting there. When she saw me, she made the face of a murderous dog. I sat in the first seat I found away from her, which transmitted the terrible energy of negativity. . At night I thought that Gaia would be waiting for me as my wife with dinner. She seemed nice to me on the one hand and strange on the other. From strange moments a plausible sensation flooded my mind.
The future of a woman that I honestly don't know. I only know details that she releases as we go through day to day. And it all started today, with an appointment yesterday. It doesn't seem like she was an interested woman, nor was she running away from anyone. And her culture asks her that first to meet someone, she must get married. It wasn't too crazy. There are arranged marriages between people who have never met in their lives until that day. In some royalty this will exist. My heart races just thinking about Gaia, she really has a sparkling charm. I fell in love with that, but her way of being is so imposing that I suffer from indecision. She has a direct and coercive decision-making layer, and I don't really believe that she is in love with me, yet she chose to marry me. I remembered that my station was there and quickly got off the bus.
The night was starry as always. And I felt like the Sumerians analyzing the stars and guiding me towards a path. Which one will it be, I don't know?
Upon arriving at the apartment complex, the staircase was located there. Taking the first steps, I ran into a lady. She was a woman with blonde hair and pigtails.
- You degenerate again!!
- You? – She was the woman whose butt I touched with my hands
- Get out of me! "She" she shouted angrily and she went up the stairs to turn down the hallway to the left.
- Ugh!! What a day
When I reached the bottom of the last step, I took out my keys, opened the door and found a surprise. Was my house different?
- Welcome Jupiter! Or honey?
- Good night Gaia! Hey!..Hey... - I remained silent when I saw what my house had become, I couldn't believe it.
Recount of the department changes that I think could be based on my understanding:
Living room expander in space.
- A giant movie screen television that covered the entire wall –
- An electronic board with strange cables that were inserted
- The table and chairs are made of plastic.
- Refrigerator or so I think with a hydraulic motor whose operation requires water, and is placed from a tank that is attached to the pipe
- CD equipment, -Internet megabytes (I don't know the amount) – Music and internet
- A painting with unintelligible cubism-style graphics with very strange and foreign creatures. It was terrifying!
- A video game equipment. It doesn't look typical. 2d – 3d technology
– And 55dr? (What the hell is this?)
Bathroom:
- Thermal bathtub, specialized with 30 degree hot water, with soap filter
- Disassembleable portable dressing table and toilet Bedroom:
- Two basic beds with glass covering for a better rest Then the house was as I used to know it
- What have you done? And why is the living room so large? He seemed smaller. – You haven't taken space from another sector?
- Danna!, I only made a few changes to the home for our comfort. It is for our benefit and even for the neighbors.
- The living room looks like an operating room mixed with a cinema from the 80s.
- Do you like it? I used to have one at home. That's when I saw entertainment like Star Wars, Star Trek, Predator, Alien. That was the one I loved the most. They are all very entertaining films.
- Forget the cinema! And I'm not a big fan of those movies, mine are more Indiana Jones type adventure movies and documentaries. However, changing the subject, how did you manage all the moves in such a short time? – At this point I was kind of shocked with all this variation of elements. It was like a transformation
- It's called metamorphosis, Danna. It is a broad experimental change, which modifies the entire environment
- Metamorphosis? – I started drumming my fingers out of impatience
- I don't understand!
- It is what they call alteration of physical space. If you Jupiter see the room, what do you find?
- A square – I started playing with my hair. - What do you want to come up with?
- Do not be impatient. Well we have a square, which expands over time. This is thanks to the physical laws of the universe that explain the so-called expansion in which the universe expands from a tiny piece, but this is very advanced. To give you an idea, the world lives in a three-dimensional, or third dimension, now that is not
It means that there are no other dimensions, such as the fifth dimension. Then the spaces of place and time are modified in such a way that the site expands.
- That's impossible!! Hey Gaia!
- Doubts?
- Yes, when was the last time you saw your therapist?
- Let's say? A good time in full years..
-Ple?
- Forget it! Hey?! !One moment! Empty Lord! Don't make fun of me! Gr!
Gr! – And she slaps me on the head, which seemed like a mass of metal that dragged everything along. -
- Oh! That hurt. What the hell do you have in your hand?
- Stop crying weakling! I barely touched you. –In short, it is like an expansion. I see it as a Picasso, a cubist painting where there are more places to go. If you have more questions you can read Riemann
- Riemman? He is the German who showed that there were more dimensions
- Well, that's why I married you.
- I prefer to read H. Wells or Marcel Proust and Charles Howard's explanation of the tesseract. -
- You live up to your name Jupiter.
- I only read science fiction as a child. And the concept of a tesseract, an analogous picture of a cube. But THE JUST IDEA IS CRAZY! Conjectures. -
- Possibly. Know! – And he stands up from the Gaia chair walking upright towards the window that faces just outside the sky. –Nicolas Copernicus, with his heliocentric theory, expressed in a disastrous time that the planets could rotate around the sun, challenging the law known as Ptolemy's geocentricity. This was more than 410 Christian-earth years. The poor man was booed, beaten, and burned at the stake. Then Galileo continued the fight, it was not until the Renaissance
almost 200 years after a conjecture, a dream, was approved, and today it is one of the most influential theories. Yes Jupiter, everything is crazy! Or a dream, until we make it come true. –
Listening to her, I couldn't refute any of it. In fact he captivated with his eyes and words. I had no choice but to give up.
- Well, I have already explained to you with logical reasoning what you have around you. And you should take advantage of them
- I wouldn't like to think that you are involved in something strange, Gaia.
- On the contrary, your wife cares about your well-being, and I have prepared an exquisite dinner for you.
A gratifying smell spread in the kitchen.
- It smells very good.
- It is a stew that we prepare as a Justina family recipe.
- Well, I'm looking forward to your arrival.
-Don't worry - Gaia, she went to the kitchen, while a screen saver automatically opened on the huge television.
- Wow! – I expressed with the greatest possible astonishment. My eyes saw something truly formidable when an external lighting was reflected throughout the living room. - How advanced are we for this type of technology? Gaia, this background that is reflected throughout the room is incredible.
She came with the food. The plates were on the table with their cutlery.
- Oh! It is a very basic product – She apologizes – I should have brought something more fruitful, but unfortunately, I didn't get the one I wanted
- Are there better ones? - I continued with my eyes admiring the artificial sky of space.
- Of course, don't be obsolete with today's elements - He hesitates with his finger pointing wisely. – The one you wanted is better in all aspects with a field full of Jeros. -
- Jeros?
- Yes, some beautiful green watercolor flowers. -
- Interesting! - I said without paying attention, and I prepared to take the spoon, while Gaia served me the plate.
- You'll love it and it's very juicy - Serve one, two, three, four tablespoons - Enjoy our first wedding dinner, and it counts as a date - She blushes. – She placed a glass for me, and like she always did, she didn't drink anything at all.
- We'll see - I expressed with my hands on my cheeks preparing for the delicacy. When placing the spoon, the smoke expanded like a silky fugue that was directed to the ceiling of the artificial night sky. –
Hmm! – I tried the first sip – It's delicious! – Soon I poured myself a glass of wine – Gaia, Honey! You don't drink?
- No, thanks Jupiter! I am not one to drink tasteless fluids, or adulterated sapids.
- Gorgeous! – I frowned. Gaía always surprises with her didactic vocabulary. Stirring the soup, something very particular suddenly appeared – Strange! – I comment – I thought I saw something in the guido, that was not a piece of meat
- Oh really? You must be delighted with the food, right?
When he stirred again, he drew a face between the giblets and two eyes that peeked out.
- What the hell is that!!! – I shouted astonished –E!.E!.EEHH!!! They are eyes!! -And I see Gaia who tastes one and chews it as if it were candy
- Hummm!!! Hmm! A delight!! They turned out perfect! – She rubs her hands after eating, and then in the joy of her joy she touches her cheeks, blushing from her demagogue culinary activity.
- They are eyes! - Said
- Delicious isn't it?
- They are ooojoss!
-If the product was cheap and it adds flavor to the stew - she confesses thoughtfully. And then out of doubt, with her index finger on her cheek, she thinks – Truly, with brains it has a different flavor. –
- THEY ARE EYES!!! –
- Hmm!! – Try another one by sticking the fork into a retina. – Stop complaining Jupiter and try one. Say Ahh!! –
- I don't want to!
- Gave!! …Ahhhhhhh!! – He smiles with a certain Machiavellian anger. -
- No! – Ella I crossed my arms, looking at her side.
- SAY AHH! – Gaia seemed to light fire around her. –
- EEHH! Well – I opened my mouth and chewed without thinking, and swallowed what I don't know what animal it was. –
- That's how I like it - He smiles again in a reckless and malicious way - This animal where I come from is a delicacy. –
- I see! – Caress my jaw looking away. –
- Finish it all!
- No, but Gaia, I don't have much of an appetite. – I clarified
- T-E-R-M-I-N-A-L-O –T-O-D-O! –
Those words are enough. I closed my eyes, so that the eyes would not see me. Valid ocular redundancy and Gaia's ordinary fetish.
After dinner, I began to read a little about the notes on ancient history. Gaia offered to wash all of her dishes, although I offered, her lascivious look on her face was very chilling when she sets her mind to something.
When she finished, she asked me what she was reading.
- They are history notes. The class notes on ancient Sumeria.
- How interesting? Let me see!
As he passed her, she remained distant, reading. It doesn't take him what seconds to tell me.
- It's all a lie!
- Lie?
- Anyone could deduce it, Danna. –
- Stop telling me Danna – Love for a woman can be stretched with chewing gum, if you are irritated. -
- Because? Is a loving. -
- Well, I didn't know!
- I will explain you. That those bald men and the bearded man were mere individuals who boasted of taking the resources of other very didactic civilizations.
- Ancient Sumerian was the first declared civilization. There are others like the Atlanteans, Lemuria, and Mu, although they are myths – I started my class by explaining it to her. –
- You are cultured love, but not at all detective. I'll give you a clue. The stone you see in the drawing
- It looks like an oval with a star inside.
- Good, find out what it is?
- I won't go to see what it is about. I must study the bases of the Tigris and Euphrates, not find the ark of truth like an adventurous archaeologist.
- Ha! Ha! You are very funny. What do you say, if we play something fun? Stop reading that little information now. –
- What do you want to play?
- Video game!
- Video game?
- Danna, don't you play videos?
- Mmm no. In fact I was never good
- Like what not? How come you don't play? You should play.
- Wow! He turned out to be a gamer – I told myself
- I'm not a gammeer!!
- Uhh sorry. Did you hear me? – I said surprised
- Of course yes. You speak when you think.
- Well.
- Well nothing. You must play video games. I will be your teacher.
- No, but, it's not necessary
- Of course!!! I can't that my husband is so bad at videos
- In fact, I'm not interested.
- As? Gr! Grr!!– He growls
- Is not that.
- What have you played? Come on!
- Hmm. She played an airplane game. Hey! 1942 world war.
- Well. A classic. What else?
- To rescue the girl. One of fight. double dragon
- Good. It's another classic
-And the island of the stalking monkeys. That was my game and I left it there
- Huh? So, did you keep old games?
- I have already told you that video games were not my strong point.
- A husband must – And he hits the table hard – know – his teeth twist – Play – another hit – Video games!!!!!
My figure became tiny while Luna's grew like Godzillaz.
- What if you play? – I told him with a little fear
- Mmm..No..I want with you - And there he blushed
- There is no remedy!
- But I want us to do something together - he hesitates.
I don't know why but his face convinced me. OK let's do it. Let's learn to play.
- Good!! I'll bring the equipment.
He went immediately to the bedroom. And from his suitcase he took a very particular device. When I brought it in, it looked like the size of a cell phone.
- Hey, it's not that I'm curious, but is that the device to play with?
- Clear
- I had never seen it before! Is it Playstation 5? IBM? Sega?
- Nooo! That technology is obsolete. Where I come from, those devices are museum-grade.
- Ohh! Come on! – I told myself, I'm not that old or lost. -
He then handed me a cable which he placed with a suction cup on my hand. And then in my other hand another suction cup. She did the same.
From the small box a hologram turned on as an LSD screen, or Smarth TV that covered the entire room. It was an aerial battlefield.
- WOW!!! It must be technology from Japan. There they always have the latest in everything related to computing and games.
- And now dear husband, let's play!!!
The first thing that appeared on that screen were images of huge planes. For a moment I thought they were crashing in the living room.
- What the hell!!! – I exclaimed with all my being. -
- Calm down love!!! – This is virtual reality. The controls are your hands
- But I do???
- You must pilot it. We are in the middle of war. Hurry up, they're shooting at you.
- life!! Help to!!
- I'm coming for you, Speed up Jupiter!! - She shouts and shoots - the whole room transformed into a cloudy blue sky with planes coming and going.
- Help Moon!! They gave me.
- Use the one for falls.
- It does not work!! Noo! I am falling. Help!!
- Love…. Noo!!
The whole room went like an explosion. Something that scared me and I threw myself backwards, hitting myself with the wooden leg of the table.
- Danna Are you okay?
- Mmm I think so, life?
-Tell me – she looks at me with concern.
- Don't you have something simpler? I don't know any adventures, block tetris type?
- I don't think you want to be eaten by dragons or crushed by a bar.
- Don't leave it better
- But it's very fun
- Yes of course. If they don't kill you - I confessed ironically
- Let's play again!!!
- Forget it!!
- LET'S PLAY!!!
- Hey! Well
We continued until Gaia began to feel sleepy. Fortunately for me relief.
- I think it's time to go to sleep, don't you think?
- Yes! It seems perfect to me - I commented. Now comes the question: Separate beds? Two married people.
- I know what you're thinking, and the answer is no!
- Hey!
- Don't be perverted!
- I said nothing. –
- You thought about it. Your face is scary when you look at a woman. It seems that you undress them just by looking at a direct plane.
- Well, sorry for being a man and being married. –
- I already told you, everything in time and space.
- Astronomy does not play in the relationship of couples.
-Of course, good night - And she retired to the room to put on some pajamas - Don't come in, is that clear?
- Huh? Understood! What does this woman have? With her defensive attitude –
After finishing changing her outfit, she gave me the notice that she could enter. I went to the bathroom to take a shower beforehand and then put on my pajamas there. Upon entering the room her snoring sounded like that of a pachyderm.
- Phew! It will be a long night – I expressed – And I went to my section of the bed. The room was also on a fifth-dimensional plane, and it was so
great as she had known it. I couldn't sleep. Then she Gaia stopped snoring, and she started talking in her sleep in a language she couldn't understand.
- Will it be another language? It must be from some part of those small, or unknown countries on the celestial map. I didn't want to pay attention properly, then she remained silent and my eyes closed. From outside the apartment I heard a woman crying. Since the room had a window that led to the hallway, I could see the shadow of someone going to one of the apartments. She was the girl I saw the other time. Moon. She was sad. She disappeared into the night. Gaia while she recited a few more words and only saw her breathing in her sounds. A beautiful breath, and I faded away.
In the light of the night the moon reflected the window with a yellowish light that pointed to Gaia and Jupiter. That light was as bright as the messages on the board.