Level Up Bad Guy: A Murim Misfits Rise

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Chapter 1 - chapter 1

Jin-Sun whacked the ancient gong with a satisfying CRACK. Dust motes danced in the sunbeams like party confetti, landing on his already sweat-slicked face. He glared at the gong, not because it owed him money, but because it symbolized the big, fat prophecy hanging over his head like a fruit fly over a banana peel.

Apparently, some dusty dude in a robe had declared him the "Shadowclad Scourge," destined to plunge Murim into an abyss of chaos. Now, Jin-Sun wasn't a fan of chaos. He preferred his tea lukewarm, his socks dry, and his prophecies non-existent. So, naturally, he decided to do the only logical thing: level up the bad guy before the bad-guy-ing even started.

He trained like a possessed panda fueled by kimchi stew and a healthy dose of spite. Every time he mastered a move, some grumpy Master with a beard older than his patience would pop up, challenge him to a duel, and promptly get their rear ends handed to them on a silver platter.

"Cheating!" they'd cry, faces as red as their silk robes. "Unorthodox!" they'd bellow, clutching their singed eyebrows.

Unorthodox? Maybe. Cheating? Nah. Jin-Sun just had a knack for finding loopholes in ancient manuals, like that time he learned to dodge fire by spinning like a human top (don't ask about the singed hair incident).

Today's sparring partner was Master Yi-Chen, a stick-thin dude with a temper thinner still. Master Yi-Chen was famous for his Iron Palm technique, fancy for flattening bricks with his bare hands. Jin-Sun, on the other hand, was famous for his "Sun Dance Stance," a technique involving a lot of spinning and strategic dodging.

They went at it like cats scratching a scratching post, fists and feet flashing. Master Yi-Chen lunged, Iron Palms aimed at Jin-Sun's head like hungry birds after a worm. But Jin-Sun, quicker than a grasshopper on caffeine, ducked, spun, and delivered a well-placed kick to Yi-Chen's knee. The Master, surprised and off-balance, tumbled backwards with a surprised "Oof!" that echoed through the hall.

The students, a bunch of wide-eyed peeps and grumpy elders, let out surprised squeaks. Master Yi-Chen, defeated? It was like watching a pig fly, possible but highly disturbing.

Jin-Sun, grinning like a cat who just ate the canary (with extra kimchi), bowed with a flourish. "Looks like the Shadowclad Scourge has leveled up again!" he announced, his voice dripping with mock villainy.

The elders grumbled like a hive of grumpy bees, the students giggled like a bunch of sugar-fueled toddlers, and Yi-Chen, still sprawled on the floor, muttered something about recalibrating his Iron Palm.

Jin-Sun stretched, muscles sore but spirit soaring, and headed towards the kitchen. Time for extra-spicy kimchi stew, the fuel of rebellion and, more importantly, deliciousness. A bad guy needs sustenance, after all, especially one busy rewriting his own destiny. Maybe, just maybe, he'd level up enough to change that prophecy from "Shadowclad Scourge" to something a little less…boring. "Champion of Mischief"? Now that had a nice ring to it, a ring that echoed with possibilities and spicy stews.

The sun dipped below the horizon, casting long shadows across the training hall. Jin-Sun, a mischievous grin still plastered on his face, knew this was just the beginning. He had punches to perfect, prophecies to defy, and kimchi stew to conquer. The Whirling Dervish of Doom was on the rise, and Murim wouldn't know what hit it.