Hearing Conqueror Kang's words, Shiller raised an eyebrow and pointed to the sofa next to him, saying: "Please have a seat."
Kang, with his dark skin, sat down on the sofa. Without waiting for Shiller to ask, he began to talk.
"In the past, during the process of dealing with Thor, I planned to infiltrate Earth. Everything went smoothly, and I arrived in New York, planning to live here for a while before finding an opportunity to go to Asgard."
"Unexpectedly, this Earth in the cosmos had faster technological development than I'd imagined." Kang showed a trace of surprise on his face and then said: "As soon as I arrived in New York, I found that Stark technology here had surpassed the future Earth I came from in some projects!"
"You know, I'm a scientist, I was quite interested in this field. So, I planned to enter Stark Building and find out what's going on. I wanted to see what new stuff the so-called Genius Tony Stark was working on."
At this point, Kang sighed and then said: "I'm not a reckless person, so before I infiltrated, I prepared thoroughly, and started an investigation near the Stark Building…"
"But surprisingly, I was followed by a bunch of guys. The leader, a young girl, wore red clothes and even a red cloak. Her boyfriend was handsome, but he looked a bit like a vampire."
"Well, I digress, somehow, they thought my loitering behavior around Stark Building was suspicious. They wouldn't let it slide. Luckily, I was one step ahead of them and managed to shake them off every time."
Shiller started to guess what happened next, he looked at Kang and asked: "Based on your tone, it sounds like you've had a hard time with them."
Kang took a deep breath, pursed his lips, made a bitter smile and then said: "I can only say, that was really bad luck for me."
"Normally, those brats were no match for me. One day, that young girl chased me half a block. I was about to shake her off when suddenly, a man with a dead face appeared in front of me…Oh, he is Magneto."
"It was then that I realized, this young girl was actually Wanda, Magneto's daughter. Unfortunately, Magneto's timing couldn't have been worse."
"Kang showed a bitter smile and then said: "It seemed that Wanda was deeply in love with her boyfriend. They were both together even when they came out to chase me. While they were battling with me, Magneto descended from the sky."
"Magneto beat you?" Shiller asked.
"If he had just beaten me, that would have been fine!" Kang gritted his teeth and said: "He wanted to beat Wanda's boyfriend! I was just passing by!"
He took a deep sigh and then said: "As soon as he landed, he knocked Wanda's boyfriend to the ground. Wanda was furious, she immediately sealed off the surrounding space."
"I knew it was a bad situation, so I tried to escape by manipulating the timeline. But this young girl's power was too strange. She said 'everyone mustn't move', and we really couldn't."
"What's even more annoying is..." Kang put his hand on his forehead, then said: "The young girl's boyfriend's power seemed to be controlling mechanical devices."
"So who do you think had mechanical devices nearby?.....Only me!"
"For some reason, my mechanical device was hacked. It started working by itself, aiming at the direction where Wanda and Magneto were fighting."
"This was great, Magneto thought I was with Wanda's boyfriend, Wanda thought I was with her father. The father and daughter teamed up to beat me!"
Shiller couldn't hold back, he put his hand over his mouth. Kang watched him slightly raise the corner of his mouth, then said, "Doctor, you don't need to hold back. Laugh if you want to."
"And then what happened?" Shiller asked, trying to keep his mouth straight.
"What else could happen? Of course, I was beaten down!"
Kang made a face as if he'd just eaten shit and said, "Scarlet Witch's power was just something I couldn't resist. I couldn't even move, let alone jump out of the timeline. I could only stand there and get hit."
Kang showed a grateful expression and said: "Fortunately, her boyfriend was reasonable. He explained to Magneto, and surprisingly, Magneto stopped his attack."
"Wanda seemed very surprised, she thought someone was pretending to be Magneto. Magneto said something to him, probably about...the period when he met Wanda's mother?"
"She started crying non-stop after hearing a few words. Her makeup was ruined by tears. Finally, her boyfriend took her away. Magneto glanced at me, left me there, and left."
Kang took a sip of water and looked at Doctor Shiller, saying: "At that time, I firmly believed that this was just a piece of bad luck. I am not someone who gives up easily."
"Luckily, in the following days, that young girl and her boyfriend finally stopped chasing me. I found a gap when Pepper Potts and Obadiah, the butler of Stark Group, were not around, and quietly sneaked into Stark Building…"
"I knew that Tony Stark was just a scientist and didn't know about the employees in his company. So, I pretended to be a new employee and managed to get close to the laboratory."
"But surprisingly, what came out of the lab was not Tony Stark, but another stranger!"
"I've investigated before, this lab is exclusively for Stark, and others can't enter. It harbors many important data. How can a stranger appear out of nowhere?"
When he got to this point, Kang's face showed confusion. Quickly, however, it turned into anguish, he gritted his teeth and said, "This stranger, who literally appeared out of nowhere, somehow figured out that I wasn't an employee at Stark Tower, and tried to call for security on the spot!"
"How could I let him succeed? I immediately pulled out a stun gun and shot him down, but I didn't expect..." Kang displayed a pained expression, then said, "Suddenly, a swarm of Spider Men burst out from inside the lab! At least a hundred!!!"
"The leading Spider Man was someone I had never seen before. He was shouting things like 'this is his first time bombing a space station, it's so thrilling' as he led the charge. The others were all making a rucket."
"The leading Spider Man, seeing the stranger I'd knocked down, dashed forward with a loud shout."
"It was at that moment I realized, the Howard Stark of this universe wasn't dead. The one who exposed me was Howard himself."
"I wasn't afraid of Spider Man initially. Even though he can use his spider-sense to anticipate me stopping time, if I attack continuously, his spider-sense will tire out. I've dealt with him in this manner before."
Getting to this point, Kang pressed his hands against his temples and said in utter despair: "But there were hundreds of Spider Men! I used my time travel device so much I almost set sparks flying, and they never got tired!"
"I had no choice, but to pinpoint the gap in their anticipation of my time controller, grab Howard, and make a run for the stairs."
Kang spread his hands out, speaking with excitement: "As I was running, a one-armed researcher grabbed me, insisting that I had bumped into him and destroyed his reagents."
"Please!! I was in a hurry! I didn't have time to check who I bumped into or what reagents I might have ruined?!"
"I barged through frantically, leaping straight out the window. But who would've thought, a lizard monster, as high as a mountain, leapt out behind me and lashed me with his tail!"
"Chuckle!"
After making this sound, Shiller quickly covered his mouth and looked at Kang with an innocent expression, saying: "You heard it wrong. I've been professionally trained and under normal circumstances, I absolutely wouldn't laugh."
Kang rolled his eyes, then looked back at Shiller, asking: "You think this was the worst part?"
"Just as I jumped out of the window, before I even hit the ground, a big green guy followed the lizard monster, claiming that my transformation damaged his devices."
"I still had no clue what was happening when suddenly, a shield flew over. I thought Captain America had joined the brawl. But surprisingly, he was trying to break up the fight and judging by the situation, it was not the first time these two monsters had fought..."
"...It indeed wasn't." Shiller nodded, then snapped his fingers, a nurse opened the curtain nearby. Shiller extended his hand, pointing his thumb outside the window.
Kang saw that on the skyline of New York, a lizard monster was chasing a large swarm of Spider Men from left to right. Magneto, carrying half of the Brooklyn Bridge, was chasing Polaris, who was holding the bridge's pylon, from right to left.
Kang opened his mouth in surprise, but then asked somewhat uncertainly: "You just let them disrupt the lives of ordinary people like this?"
"What do you mean by 'disrupt the lives of ordinary people'?" After taking a sip of water, Shiller said: "The Brooklyn Bridge has been out of operation for a long time. Recently, the Stark father and son created a floating highway. Now, there are six bridges over the East River in New York."
"Originally, the Brooklyn Bridge was preserved as a monument, and the Bureau of Cultural Heritage had cordoned off the area."
"But one day, Professor X told me that Magneto, Polaris, and other mutants who play with kinetic and magnetic powers find it too convenient to use the Brooklyn Bridge as a weapon. They don't have the energy to fight if they can't approach the bridge."
"So, the Stark Group remodeled the bridge, making it modular. Those people will put the bridge back together after they're done using it."
"What about that lizard monster that ran over there? Won't it step on many buildings?" Kang asked persistently.
"He has a fixed route." Shiller shrugged and said: "That's originally a commercial area, there are no residential buildings, and they have all been reinforced by the Stark Group. Now, it's almost become a tourist attraction, where you can watch all sorts of monsters chasing Spider Men."
"More importantly, you need to understand the anger of a teacher whose student would rather work in another universe than write and submit papers, especially when there are hundreds of such students!"
Shiller took a sip of hot water, then added: "We're lucky today. Dr. Lizard is in a relatively good mood. If we had encountered Dr. Banner and Dr. Otto chasing after Spider Men, they might have run over the top of my sanatorium."
Kang covered his face with his hands and exclaimed: "What a wondrous universe this is!"
He then took a deep breath and said: "I got sidetracked, I haven't finished. All these were just appetizers. You definitely won't believe what I'm going to tell you next..."
Kang put on a look of despair, shook his head slightly, and said.
"You absolutely won't believe, even me myself find it hard to... How can anyone in this world be so unlucky???"