Deadpool opened his eyes with a sense of bewilderment, looking down at his glowing belt, burping. He found himself in a grand temple.
In the haze, Deadpool felt like he was dreaming. After all, how could he end up in a temple straight from a bar if it wasn't a dream?
With this mindset, Deadpool examined every object in the temple as if he were a tourist— the towering Roman columns, the candlesticks with raging flames, and the gorgeous fountain at the center of the hall, all of which marveled him.
But just as he turned to look out the window, he realized that it wasn't a green lawn or forest outside, rather, it was a starry sky.
He walked over, pressing his face against the glass, leaving his facial features flattened against it. Suddenly, Deadpool widened his eyes. He discovered that the twinkling stars outside were not planets but a wide array of cosmos, each containing everything imaginable.
Isn't this the highest location in the cosmos that the psychologist talked about?
Deadpool suddenly snapped out of it, but then he thought, it's just a dream, perhaps due to his desperation to fulfill his orders, hence leading to such a dream.
Since he had no idea when he could complete his missions in reality, why not have some fun in his dream? With this in mind, Deadpool began to feel around his pockets.
Then he realized that he couldn't bring the surprise he'd prepared from reality into his dream. But Deadpool wouldn't retreat due to a minor setback. If he couldn't bring the surprise here, he could produce one right here.
He reached into the pockets of his pants and shirt, pulling out a half-cooked bread crab. Not only that, he found some moldy peanuts in his pants pocket, kelp stuck in the side of his boots, and even some mosquitoes killed by smoke within the gap of his mask.
There's no need for logic in dreams, Deadpool thought, clutching the bread crab and started munching. He neither had a sense of taste nor smell, so eating these things was not a challenge for him.
Of course, just like before, after consuming everything, Deadpool quickly started to feel a stomachache.
Realizing that his plan was working, Deadpool's eyes instantly lit up, and he began to look around the temple.
"Let's see... Floor tiles wouldn't work, too shabby. Plus, these tiles are too shiny, unlike the patterned ones the Dwarf was using, the smell wouldn't last... "
"Roman columns? Too tall, the scent would dissipate easily. Benches? Hard to strike a pose. Steps? It would be nice to make someone step on it, but the trap seems too obvious... Oh, my stomach hurts so much... "
"Oh? This fountain isn't bad! The size and height are perfect, it's like it was made just for me. Hurry, hurry, hurry!"
"Bloop Bloop... Bang Bang... Bloop Bloop... Much better!"
"Wait! Why is it still not working? Could it be that the bread crab was too rotten... Oh my... Oh my... I have no time, let's go on the floor tiles... "
"My stomach!! Why does it hurt so much?! Beep... beep... Alright, I'll settle for the Roman columns... Bloop Bloop Bloop Bang Bang Bang... "
When the whole temple was in a disastrous state, Deadpool finally pulled up his pants satisfied, revealing a relieved expression, saying: "Finally done... "
"Wait, if I am dreaming right now, did I just shit in the bar???? "
"No!!! That's the only place where I can drink for free!! Hurry, wake up! I have to clean up the mess before the bartender is back!!!! "
With a "whoosh", the light flashes on his belt, and Deadpool disappeared from the temple.
And Eternity, who just returned home after a long day, found his Cosmic Temple turned into a Mountain of Feces.