"Okay host," The system took a deep breath and collected himself as he asked another good question, "If you imagined yourself in a relationship, do you like to dominate or be dominated?"
It took Chen Ming a good while before he could understand the meaning of that sentence. Honestly, he hadn't thought of sex even in his dreams. For him, even holding a girl's hand would be enough for him to have several sleepless nights.
But even if he was dumb and deaf, he could still understand what it meant to dominate and be dominated. It was at least under the realm of his knowledge because of those initial college days where he ended up watching p*rn with his dorm mates.
His face flushed after thinking about it. Since then, he liked watching the videos where girls would, ahem….. Push him rather than being pushed. So it should be fine, right?
Of course, from the outside, his expressions were still indifferent with a pinkish hue on the side that went unnoticeable. The chick watched as the man opened his mouth and spoke in an indifferent manner, "Dominated."
"....."
Host, be a human and react, will you?!
Chick took a deep breath and decided to forgive his poor, naive host for this and said, "Let me go again, you like to be dominated, right?"
"En."
"Okay." Chick felt his life had turned easier after listening to those words. After all, only a shou would want to be dominated, right? Thus, he revealed right after that: "Congratulations user, since you have fallen into the pit, consider yourself lucky because now, you'll be granted a wonderful opportunity to be done by two men!"
Chen Ming nodded in understanding as it took a little while to realize just what the little chick said. When it dawned on him, his eyes widened slightly, but it went back to normal the next second as he said coldly, "I'm straight."
"Straight as a pole?" Chick felt like he had made a mistake in his deduction, but so what? He didn't care what his host was! He only wanted a promotion!
This entire hosting case was a mistake. Chick wasn't supposed to get the opportunity to handle another soul until a few thousand years, but he did because it was an emergency, and the higher ups couldn't find another system in sight.
If Chick could prove himself to be an efficient system who helped a young man achieve his dreams and have his happy ending, Chick would get promoted right on the spot and be forgiven of his sins!
"Yes…." Chen Ming wanted out if this was all about boys love shi*t. Even though he didn't read novels, he had seen dramas of this genre, and he wasn't a fan of those.
Thus, he made up his mind to ask this chick to return him to his original world. After all, calling a straight guy in a BL world should be a mistake, right?
But Chick's eyes lit up as he did a small happy dance, awkwardly flapping his little wings. He looked at the man and said, "That's even better! You;ll get to experience something new! Imagine yourself getting high in the realm of spirituality when you didn't even know you can get high without having drugs! Your situation, Mr. Chen Ming is the same! At this time, you don't even know you can get supreme happiness by being pushed down by two guys in this reverse harem world!"
"What if I want to refuse?"
"You can't." Chick made an apologetic face as he revealed further. "You'll die."
Of course, it was a lie. There was no rule that constitutes or forces the host to die. They all had a chance to refuse the system and get something else.
But Chick would only end up back in his grounded position, locking in his room without having to go out. He had already been there for a long, long time, and he didn't want to continue doing so anymore. Thus, a perfect lie procured from his mouth, directly reaching out to the ears of the man standing in front of him.
In any case, the system was only a system, a lifeless AI created by the gods to correct the wrongs and fulfill the unfulfilled desires of souls who were more prone to destruction. He was merely saving the world, nothing else.
Sure enough, the expression on Chen Ming's face changed as he stood there, thinking deeply. He appeared to be contemplating in his mind about it with a serious expression when in reality, he was so afraid that he nearly peed his pants. But none of his expressions were revealed as he finally took a deep breath and said, "Okay. I'm ready."
Who the heck was he kidding, ah?! How could he be ready to do such a thing?!
But he didn't have a choice. If he were given to save his butt or his life, he would always choose the latter. To heck with his straightforward life. As if that kind of choice gave him happiness.
At the very least, he had a choice to save himself by sacrificing so much. But f*ck, what the heck was wrong with this system? Threatening him just to make him listen?!
Chen Ming thought of several things, but ultimately, he also had to agree since he rarely had any other choice. Even during his working days, he would always be forced to do things he didn't want to do anymore, making himself the most pitiful employee in the history of mankind.
No, wait, he wasn't the only one. Apparently all of his colleagues faced the same fate. The only difference about him was that he never got to share his emotions and vent his frustrations by going to the bar and f*ck some random strangers on the weekends.
Even if in a relationship, those employees would still have a shoulder to cry on and a support that would pat their backs to console.
But he was an odd man out who hadn't even held anyone's hands romantically.
Since he was already pitiful, he should just give in, after all, wasn't that what he had always done?
At this time, he hadn't yet focused on the part where he would be pushed down by two men.
He composed himself and finally asked, "Who will be my target?"
He even thought he would force himself to bed the opposite party now that he wanted to save his life.
"En?" Chick scratched his head with his wings and said, "Didn't you hear my words? You have two targets."
"Oh…." Wait what the f*Ck?! Chen Ming's ever indifferent face finally showed an expression that leaked through the defenses of his cold and indifferent nature.