Swish, Swish, Swish–!
After arriving at my dorm room I ate and decided to test my King's sword out. I am swinging it a baby's speed compared to what that muscle freak Yi Sung-tae did.
I am only doing the fourteen basic sword movements I learned in the Central plans.
The first three, middle, high and low.
The middle eight, back right, hanging right, inside left, close left, hanging left, inside right, close right and the short position.
The last three, Long, side, back left.
My rapier is slowly moving in all the fourteen directions and I am using a speed that won't make me tired, meaning I can do this all year long.
I quickly got lost in swinging the king's sword and the moment I have been killing time for finally arrived.
Ding–!
A loud mechanical bell chime in my ears and I leaped over to my bed with my rapier on my hand, as I jumped a few times on the bed, before settling down.
===Status===
Name→ Ace Mary Moonfall [Face Image]
Race→ Human
Condition→ Not possessed
Soul Weapon→ Ace Of Hearts, Ace Of Diamonds, Ace of Clubs, Ace of Spades.
Grade→ Second
Rank→ Copper 1
Potential→ Silver 3
Aether type→ Demonic Ki
Strength → 35/ 1 200
Agility → 54/ 1 200
Defense → 15/ 1 200
Stamina → 100/ null
Perception → 50/ 1 200
Accuracy → 23/ 1 200
Wisdom → 212/ null
Demonic Ki → 0/ 1 200
Element → Dark
Skills
Pharmacist blood (Lv: Max)
Language (Lv: Max)
Martial Arts
Basic Demonic sword movements
Annoying points → 100
[Murim Store] [Open]
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•Demonic Ki can only be raised through the use of Annoying points since it does not exist in this world.
Demonic Ki: Annoying points = 1: 2
•Annoying points are gained by averaging the number of people you annoy in the whole Dyke. The Annoying points are given to you on the third day of each month.
•Murim Store is where you buy all the Demonic Martial Arts and miracle pills from the Central Plans and it is only open on the third day of each Month.
•I will talk to you on a later date.
===[End]===
"Huh?" I had a surprised expression, as I stared at the last system message.
'I don't remember setting the system as a being that would be able to communicate.'
...Most Authors don't so why would I?
'It said it will talk to me later, so there is no need to hurry and find answers.'
I am not surprised about gaining the annoying points, after all I took time to create this world into what it is.
What really shocked me are my three new soul weapons that increased my potential to Silver 3 or the 1 200 limit area and the Demonic Ki which only increases by converting annoying points.
My wisdom and stamina can reach Regnant stage where all stats are null. My other stats are in the Copper 1 range.
I tapped on 'Demonic ki' pad.
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Demonic Ki 0/ 1 200 + → Demonic Ki 50/ 1 200
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I will use the 'Murim Store' after my Demonic Ki reaches 1 200/ 1 200, - you can't use a gun without enough bullets.
I could feel a black orb forming in my abdomen and it didn't take a minute for it to reach a volume of one cubic inch.
...Now volume too.
I twisted my face as I shook my head from a little disappointment.
"Ace Of Hearts, Ace Of Diamonds, Ace of Clubs, Ace of Spades."
A glow of light covered my palm before 4 playing cards materialized. They all had a checked red and black formation on the back.
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Ace of Hearts - Durability 1/1 - Condition: Excellent.
• Can calculate distance.
Ace of Diamonds - Durability 1/1 - Condition: Excellent.
• Can calculate time.
Ace of Clubs - Durability 1/1 - Condition: Excellent.
• Can calculate volume.
Ace of Spades - Durability 1/1 - Condition: Excellent.
• Can calculate mass.
==
At the simple and straight descriptions given by the system, I took a deep breath and calmed my sobbing heart.
"Return."
The four little cards vanished and I just sighed before I took the only weapon I have.
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King's sword - Durability 1 300/1 300 - Condition: Excellent.
==
...Did the rapier take the name I called it for fun?
"Never mind that."
I wouldn't lie if I say that I am not disappointed by my Soul Weapons, but at least they increase my rank to silver which is the average normal people can get and my Demonic Ki is twice that of Yi Sung-tae when he died.
...In the future I will be able to cover my weapon in Ki, something I didn't do as Yi Sung-tae.
"Huu," Taking a deep breath, I moved over to my smart phone and moved to the website that can make me gain more annoying points next week.
Twizzler - an online chatting platform that makes you talk with half of the world if you pay the right amount of Merits.
Before I could change my name to London Triple Arrow an unsettling notification popped up.
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Jabulani and Rajesh - Ace Mary Moonfall is going to be possessed by the God level Ash because he has a half and half.
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"...."
I was so consumed by rage that I couldn't voice out anything, as my whole face had veins popping out of every edge.
...How dare they say that! Those two are now on my death list.
After ten minutes my anger died down and I quickly made my pen name, as I prepared to fish out my two new friends.
"Shirley you better not be one of them after all you and me have old grudges to settle."
I spent a hundred Merits to create an extra Merit account before I started preparing my bait that was going to cost me 200 Merits to make a provincial broadcast, but it was worth it.
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My Sweet Shirley by London Triple Arrow.
Chapter 1: Behind the veil.
In Divine Thought the land of the gods high up into the forgotten realms, a certain god was looking at one of his creations who was sleeping on her bed covered by a thin veil.
"Oh My sweet Shirley Smoker."
The god showed on a rare smile that would melt any woman's soul away, some might say it was because of his teeth that were made of pure diamond.
Years passed and the god kept on staring at his Sweet Shirley, but the veil covering her never moved even an each away from her silky pale skin.
The god couldn't take it any longer and channeled his heavenly power into his voice.
"Let the veil begone!"
Roar–!
The sky starts to crack and the veil slowly started to move, the god's eyes didn't blink for a second as they had finally feasted on her...
This is going to be fun.