"Ah? The bun in her mouth fell to the table with a 'dong', and Baomei asked uncertainly, 'Go home? Are you saying you won't go shopping anymore?'"
"Yes, let's go shopping tomorrow."
"Oh." Baomei did not refute for the first time. Brother Yu felt uncomfortable all over, and he stretched his head slightly and said, "You didn't scream; the sun came out from the west."
"I'm from Venus, so of course the sun comes out from the west." Baomei looked like she was not surprised.
Brother Yu hit her on the head again, "You are talking nonsense when you have nothing to do. The twenty-eight stars are all gods. Are you a god or a fairy?" Brother Yu was helpless.
Baomei rolled her eyes and said, "An uneducated person."
"Who are you talking about?"
"You."
"I'm not educated, but you are? Okay, you can memorize the Three-Character Sutra for me. It's the easiest way."
Baomei was stunned. She had learned the Three-Character Classic from primary school A, B, and C. She couldn't answer the question for a while. Brother Yu snorted proudly. Sure enough, a woman's lack of talent is a virtue. Bao Yatou must not know how to read.
In the streets and alleys, women and children, old and young, could all speak catchy words, but she couldn't answer them. It showed who was uneducated. He didn't mean to make things difficult for her; he just said it casually and thought she wouldn't be able to answer. He thought about it, forget it, why bother with a little girl, but Baomei said something.
"The beginning of man."
"Well, yes, what next?"
"Nature is inherently good."
"Then?"
"Sexual similarity."
"Continue."
"Xi Xiangyuan."
Brother Yu smiled and waited for her to continue.
"Keep the money." Huh?
"Have a good meal."
A crow flew past Brother Yu's head, leaving a row of black lines.
"Pfft--" A mouthful of tea spurted out, and Lou Qingru laughed out loud. This girl is interesting.
Brother Yu and Sister Bao both turned their heads and glared.
Baomei thought to herself, who are you, making fun of me.
Brother Yu thought to himself, my daughter, why are you laughing?
Turning his head, Brother Yu jumped: "You call this the Three-Character Classic?"
"Otherwise? Three words, that's right. You don't bring money with you when you go out to eat? Then who pays for the buns?" Baomei deliberately quibbled, tapping the empty basket on the table with her hand.
The waiter waiting on the side was anxious, thinking not to meet anyone eating Bawang's meal. Although the buns were not worth much, the boss had to deduct 10 cents from his wages yesterday. God be kind and don't let him have any bad luck.
Brother Yu gritted his teeth, narrowed his eyes, and sneered: "I'll bet you and pay for the buns." He raised his eyebrows provocatively.
"You want to pretend that no one has bought it yet!"
"I can buy it." Seeing the two of them going back and forth, Lou Qingru couldn't help laughing and interrupted.
"It's none of your business!" The two said in unison, then turned to look at Lou Qingru.
"Who are you?" Brother Yu looked up and down. He was wearing a blue robe and a handsome face. He was a little more scholarly than him, and there was an aura of calmness and self-importance between his eyebrows. This strange man greeted you with a smile. How could he? I felt a cool breeze blowing on my body.
"Lou Qingru." He smiled and frowned, with a warm smile.
"Do not know."
Brother Yu threw some broken silver and put it on the table, "Let's go home." After saying this, he was rude and left the store without even saying goodbye. Baomei took one look and hurriedly followed him out.
Lou Qingru held the teacup in his hand and smiled softly, "We will get to know each other in the future."
Rubbing his little finger habitually, he must have something to do with that girl, otherwise, how could she have the poisonous thread he planted on her?
In the imperial pavilion, a man and a woman were focused on playing chess.
They didn't have much fun in the garden yesterday, so the two of them returned to the house halfway. They happened to hear that Brother Yu's second brother was going back to his house to have a drink with the old man that day. He took Baomei there to say hello, and he said hello to him after they recognized him. East Wing Pavilion.
After they left, the prince-in-law asked his father in confusion, who was this girl?
Mr. Yu twirled his beard and said slowly: "The adopted daughter that Pistachio adopted."
"Adopted daughter?" The prince-in-law was surprised and asked uncertainly: "Not a concubine?" Brother Yu is weak this year. According to ordinary people, he should have married a wife and taken a concubine long ago, but he is idle all day long and likes to play and travel. According to official businessmen As long as the friends who talked to him had a daughter who had not yet left the palace, Mr. Yu would always come to the door with a smile to propose marriage, but he would angrily lift his robe and rush home, and then stand in the study and curse.
A dog looks down upon a child, who says my brother Yu is a bad guy who can't stand up to the wall!
A bunch of blind bastards!
Such a big piece of gold was placed in front of me, and I was told it was a fake! I bother!
Every time he called the housekeeper and shouted angrily: "Double the betrothal gift for me!"
He didn't believe it. He smashed a golden mountain on someone's threshold, but he couldn't smash it to pieces.
As a result, the betrothal gifts prepared for Brother Yu increased exponentially, but the number of families who could propose marriage decreased exponentially. They could not afford to offend others and could not afford to hide. In order not to marry into the Yu family, they found someone early. The people from the same household carried a sedan chair and held a banquet and went to the wedding room for a night of flowers and candles.
Only in this house in the east wing of the Royal Mansion has there been no red cloth at all, not even a single thread, let alone the bright red word "happy".
The angry Master Yu kept blowing his beard up, then down, then up again, and then down again.
Brother Yu always has an expression on his face that says, "What the hell are you thinking about? Just take good care of yourself in old age." Master Yu gets furious.
"Do you understand what it means to be unfilial? There are three ways to be unfilial, but having no heirs is the worst?!"
Brother Yu nodded wildly, "I understand!" Don't you just want a little potato?
Mr. Yu's saliva was flying, "You know nothing! You know you won't give me a wife and have children, but you will have fun with a group of friends all day long. It's all you want to have fun. Look at the little house in Dujiazhuang." Son, even if you go to the Fireworks and Willow Alley to have a good time, you can still get into the belly of a big courtesan, can you do that?"
Brother Yu cracked the melon seeds and spit out the skin, bah. Shaking his head, "I can't."
Master Yu saw his careless behavior and wanted to step forward and slap him. Brother Yu jumped to the side with a smile, "I can't do it, but I can do it!" He is the youngest of the group, so who will get him in the task of carrying on the family line?
"Who can do it?" Master Yu snorted.
"My eldest brother." "Your eldest brother has become a monk. You bastard, you won't pick up any pot."
"My second brother." "I think you are tired of living. Your princess sister-in-law is not pregnant yet. If your second brother listens to your words, he will skin you."
"Then my third brother's head office, right? He's healthy." "Your third brother is fighting at the border. If you go and get him back, I won't force you."
Brother Yu thought to himself, are you kidding me? The third brother was sent to fight by the emperor. Who am I? The Emperor! I asked him to come back, why not go over there and escape the danger of forced marriage.
"My fourth brother." He was speechless. "Your fourth brother is dead." Mr. Yu burst into tears on the spot. His son, a man with white hair gave birth to a man with black hair. He was so miserable!
Brother Yu ran away as soon as he saw it. If he were any slower, the old man would have caught him alive. If he didn't cry, he wouldn't let him go in the middle of the night. He didn't dare to mention his fifth brother again.
He is a natural-born businessman who does not like women's clothing but prefers men's clothing. He is guarding a handsome future number one scholar and is determined to have no children or grandchildren.
Sometimes Mr. Yu scolds in the front hall, and Brother Yu scolds in the study: "One, two, three, four, five, they are all paper tigers. They can't get their wives and children. Let him pick the mess!"
He didn't choose it. Flowery streets and willow alleys, beautiful women and good wine, reciting poems and having fun, and having fun.
Because of his attitude, no one dared to marry their daughter to him. The betrothal gift given by the Yu family was so large that it was dazzling. But when they wanted to see how quickly the children of the Yu family could lose their fortune, they all turned their heads over and over again. It wasn't enough to defeat him.
Master Yu, who was worried about Brother Yu's marriage, changed his mind when his second son said this. He rolled his eyes and thought, the opportunity was good.
Although Bao girl's lively temperament is a bit too much, she has the right temperament for Brother Yu. She is smart and can make him very happy with just a few words when she meets him. If she marries Brother Yu, he will still get a fortune. Pistachio.
Mr. Yu laughed loudly, "What you said is a good one. Dad, I am happy today, so don't go back tonight. Dad will take out the old wine from the cellar, and you can get drunk with me."
The prince-in-law said hello repeatedly. The wine that the old man had hidden was famous for its aroma. Today he not only wanted to get drunk and have a good taste, he also wanted to take two jars with him when he left tomorrow so that he could go home to please his drunken princess. lady.
When Yu Ge and Bao Mei returned to the East Wing Pavilion, they had nothing to do. Yu Ge asked his servants to bring the chessboard, and proudly asked Bao Mei to kneel down, kowtow, serve tea, and accept him as their teacher. Bao Mei hummed three times and touched the chessboard. He laid out the chess pieces, pointed at them and raised his chin.
"If you can figure it out, I will worship you as my teacher. If you can't figure it out, you will worship me!"
Brother Yu thought Bao Yatou was illiterate and definitely didn't know how to play chess. He never expected that she would defeat him first. Brother Yu immediately lifted up his robe and sat down to study. He held the black piece with two slender fingers and hung it over the chessboard for a long time. I couldn't find a place to set foot either.
The rooster crowed outside the house, and it was already dawn. He was still sitting in front of the chessboard and playing hard. Bao Yatou got up sleepily and stood next to him, yawning, "Come on, forget it if you can't solve it. You are my father; how could I possibly I will accept you as my apprentice."
"Get out of the way." He had to figure it out.
"You have backbone." Baomei gave a thumbs up, turned around and went out to wash her face and do some aerobics.
The maid Qiaoer brought morning tea over and saw that it was so early in the morning. The young lady stood and squatted for a while, raised her arms and stretched her legs. The movements were weird but seemed very smooth. She stood beside her in fascination for a while. Baomei finished the last one. He took a long breath, turned around and looked into the house. He saw that stupid dad was still struggling. He covered his mouth and snickered. He turned around and took a deep breath. Suddenly he looked up to the sky and shouted loudly, which made the roof tiles buzz. Straight ring.
Qiaoer shivered in fright. Brother Yu was concentrating on his thoughts. He was so startled by her that he accidentally knocked the chessboard into chaos. He completely forgot about his thoughts.
Baomei jumped in happily, put her face in front of him flatteringly, and begged: "Little daddy, don't think about it, let's go shopping?"
Brother Yu glared at her and said, "Just stay here, I'll destroy your game of chess."
Baomei stepped forward and dialed it randomly, "Don't do it, you won't be able to do it for the rest of your life."