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Chapter 350 - joke

"Old Prince, may I ask a question?" Master Lin said gently.

 King Cheng smiled and glanced at him: "Master Lin, you are my guest today, why should you be so polite? Just say whatever you have to say, and I will definitely tell you everything."

 Lin Wanrong nodded, pointed at the pretty woman in the field, and said softly: "My lord, can you tell me why you want to make this lady laugh? Doesn't she usually smile? Or does she smile too much? Cramped?"

 King Cheng was stunned, what do you mean, your mouth cramps from laughing too much? Only Lin San could figure it out. The prince laughed, patted his shoulder and said: "Master Lin is really funny and humorous. I like you very much. It seems that you must be the guest tonight. It's not that this lady doesn't know how to laugh, but she said, Her smile only blooms for the person she likes, maybe it's you, Mr. Lin!"

 "Really?" Lin Wanrong glanced at the woman in the field with a squinting look, and said with a smile: "This lady really has a personality, I like it. In fact, laughter is a very important thing. Oh, old prince, what do you think, What does it take to be successful as a human being?" He said the next sentence loudly, so that everyone in the hall could hear clearly. Everyone in the room stopped their discussion immediately and listened to him with their ears raised. of high theory.

 "I haven't thought about this yet." Prince Cheng said with a smile, "I would like to hear Mr. Lin's opinion."

 "Of course you don't have to think about it, Your Majesty. You were born with a golden spoon in your mouth. How can we compare to you?" Mr. Lin smiled and said, "Let me tell you, in fact, to be a successful person It's very simple. Men have to make progress every day, and women have to smile all the time. Hey, my lord, you are a smart person, and you will definitely understand it once you hear it."

 He was a slut, and what he said was full of sass. There were many sluts like him in the hall. When they heard his cryptic words, some people couldn't help laughing. This Master Lin seems to be a veteran in the romantic field, and he can tell such obscure jokes.

 Even those who reacted quickly and those who reacted slowly understood the meaning of his words, turned around and secretly laughed. However, the lady in the scene glanced at him and didn't know what she was thinking.

 King Cheng laughed and said: "High, high! Master Lin is indeed unpredictable, and I admire you. Now I am more and more optimistic about you. However, those present today are all the elites of Dahua, and you also have many. Strong enemy!" After he finished speaking, he glanced at everyone casually, but his eyes fell on Su Mubai.

 If you could be the guest of this young lady, you would definitely be as happy as a god. Everyone was attracted by the beauty, their eyes fell on her, and they thought hard about how to make her laugh.

 As expected, he is the elite of Dahua, with extremely quick thinking. Mr. Lin yawned lazily, and then he saw the pot-bellied Mr. Ye who had spoken just now stood up and said: "All my colleagues are so humble, so I will show off my embarrassment first. Your Majesty, let me tell you. What a joke!"

 King Cheng nodded and smiled, indicating that he should continue. Lin Wanrong gave him a look of disdain. He was so old and fat, and he still wanted to be the guest of another young lady. It was really wasteful.

 "Brother, what is the position of Mr. Ye in the court? I see that he is quick-thinking and charming. I think the official position should not be lower than mine." Mr. Lin grabbed an adult sitting behind him and asked road.

 The adult was so shocked that he almost spit out the wine in his mouth. Lord Lin was indeed the emperor's favorite, and even Lord Ye didn't take him seriously. It seemed that his replacement was just around the corner. He couldn't say he wanted to curry favor with this person. A close minister of the emperor said: "Oh, Mr. Lin, you are talking about Mr. Ye, he is the minister of the Ministry of official affairs of the dynasty!" [Heaven's Kiss Hand Beat]

 Minister of official affairs? Yaya, isn't that the boss of my immediate boss? Master Lin smiled awkwardly: "This brother is really honest. In fact, Master Ye is my superior, how can I not know him? I just asked this question just because I wanted to get acquainted with my brother. My surname is Gao. , where can I find a good job?"

 The gentleman hurriedly clasped his fists and said, "Don't dare. I am a bachelor of the Wenhua Palace, Yan Daoji. He is responsible for the copying and recording of various historical books. In addition, during major events, such as offering sacrifices to heaven and amnesty, , the lower official also drafted an edict for the emperor."

 Oh, isn't this just a secretary? This is a good job. Yan Daoji's position is at the first place in the back row, which means that he is the first in the second gear. Lin Wanrong clasped his fists and said: "It turns out to be Yan Daoji, brother Yan. I have admired him for a long time. I am disrespectful and disrespectful."

 Master Lin was exchanging pleasantries with Yan Dao, but he heard that Master Ye had already started telling jokes. I saw him walking up to the young lady with a big belly, and said with a flattering smile: "Once upon a time, there was a scholar who teased a stuttering child. He said: 'If you learn how to quack like a duck, I will buy it for you. Eat a bag of melon seeds!" The stammering kid said, "Even if you buy me ten bags of melon… melon… melon seeds, I won't teach you how to quack!"

 While he was telling jokes, he imitated the duck's quack, and his big belly twitched, which was so ridiculous that everyone laughed together. Mr. Ye glanced at the young lady proudly, but saw that her expression was light and indifferent, and she had no intention of smiling at all.

 Lin Wanrong laughed loudly. You, an old man, tell a joke, but you are too lacking in enthusiasm. How can we men be so honest when we tell a joke? If it doesn't have a little bit of meat in it, what kind of joke would it be?

 Seeing that Mr. Ye, the Minister of Civil Affairs, personally took action, although the effect was little, it played a good leading role. Several people immediately started to tell jokes, but the woman was like a natural ice cube, and others laughed. He looked up, but her face was expressionless and motionless, as if she was deaf.

 Pretend to be the opposite! Mr. Lin snickered in his heart. If I hadn't seen it with my own eyes today, I wouldn't have known that such a charming girl like you could pretend to be a fairy. You look so holy.

 Seeing that the atmosphere on the field was getting more and more lively, but there was no one who could make the beautiful woman laugh, King Cheng glanced around, his eyes fell on Su Mubai, and said with a smile: "Su Zhuangyuan, you are the new number one in Enke , You must be very talented and knowledgeable, come and give it a try."

 Lin Wanrong and Su Mubai have been dealing with each other for a long time. Hearing this, he immediately took the lead in applauding. Su Mubai glanced at him, nodded and stood up with a smile: "The people present today are all Mubai's seniors, and I didn't dare to cross the peak. But since it was the prince who spoke, I had no choice but to show my shame. I will Let me tell you a joke. Lin Xiaomao's parents have three children. The eldest son is called Dadan and the second son is called Erdan. What is the name of the third son? "

 "This is simple, big egg, two eggs, and naturally the next one is three eggs!" A straight man shouted carelessly.

 "Master Lin, what do you think?" Su Mubai asked with a slight smile.

 Your grandpa, dare you scold me? Mr. Lin was extremely angry. He was an expert in teasing people. Although the joke was hidden, he could understand the double meaning in it. He chuckled and said with a smile: "Master Su is very talented and learns. This answer is yours." It's definitely clearer than anyone else."

 Su Mubai laughed and said proudly: "Lin Xiaomao's parents have three children. The eldest is called Dadan, the second is called Erdan, and the third one is naturally Lin Xiaomao. Hahahaha, give in, give in!"

 It turned out to be a brain teaser, and it was really interesting. Everyone in the audience laughed, and some smart ones understood the meaning of the joke. The third son's name is Lin Xiaomao, yes, but in the order of his two elder brothers, he is also called Lin Sandan, and this name is absolutely true!

 Lin Sandan? ! The man looked at Mr. Lin in horror and saw that he was smiling, as if he didn't understand the meaning. Only then did the man feel at ease, okay, okay, this Lin Xiaomao is not as smart as me.

 After Sandan's story was finished, the woman still sat upright without saying a word. It seemed that no one could impress her tonight. Everyone was more or less disappointed.

 King Cheng saw the flames flickering in Su Mubai's eyes, and a smile flashed in his eyes. He stood up and said: "Su Zhuangyuan is so talented and learned, and I am very happy. But the main purpose of tonight is to make the beautiful lady smile. Now the beautiful lady has been waiting for a long time, but there is no one." One person can do it, so I'm worried. Mr. Lin, you are naturally top-notch in talent and ability when you are with the Emperor, but you should try it too—"

 King Cheng paused slightly, glanced at everyone in the hall, and said with a smile: "All my colleagues are telling jokes. For the sake of fairness, Mr. Lin, please tell a joke too. Do you have any opinions?"

 "Okay!" Everyone cheered loudly. They had heard about Mr. Lin for a long time. He was a victor against Korea and a Turk. He had done strange things one after another, but they had never witnessed his magic with their own eyes. Today, they could finally open their eyes.

 "Alas, you gentlemen are flattering me. Lin San is very talented and has little knowledge. He really doesn't know how to tell jokes." Mr. Lin stood up and smiled shyly, very humble and respectful.

 "Brother Lin is too modest." Su Mubai looked at him with gleaming eyes and said, "You are deeply favored by the Emperor, and you are the "No. 1 in the world" personally inscribed by the Emperor. The four words "No. 1 in the world" are enough. It shows everything, you must be extraordinary. If we ordinary people can't compare, what's the point of telling a joke?"

 "Yes, yes!" The crowd roared and the mood was very enthusiastic.

 Lin Wanrong chuckled: "Since Su Zhuangyuan is so flattering, I have no choice but to give it a try. Brother Zhuangyuan, what would you do if you met a mad dog on the street?"