After coming out of the Turkic camp, his horse galloped wildly, leaving the barbarian tent far behind. Lin Wanrong slowed down, and the tall Turkic horse walked slowly along.
Seeing that there was no one around, Lin Wanrong took out the "Spicy Nose Grass" that he had snatched from Ashler's hand and observed it carefully. The leaves of these "spicy nose grass" grown in Turks are rough, not as delicate as the tobacco leaves he saw in his previous life, and they are cut very casually. Turks rarely use paper, let alone cigarettes, so they are not interested in "spicy nose grass" "You can only breathe through your nose. If this thing were placed in Dahua, I am afraid it would have become popular a long time ago.
He put the leaves to his nose and took a deep breath. Although the tobacco leaves were rough and pungent, Lin Wanrong couldn't help but sigh happily. This thing is a good thing. If it can be grown in large quantities in Dahua and then sold to Korea, Japan and even Europe, then Dahua will make a lot of money. I don't know if the people of Dahua have started to grow tobacco leaves now. If not, then they can only fight against the Turks. Lu Dongzan said that the tobacco leaves grow north of the Altai Mountains. I will study the map with Lao Xu later. , just send a few people to occupy it.
After wandering around in his mind for a while, he took a detour to the school ground where he used to fight against Su Mubai. He saw gongs and drums roaring, the sound of killings shaking the sky, and thousands of horses galloping towards him, as if they were practicing a cavalry battle. Hu Bugui and others had already returned to the establishment. Before the army set off, the elites of Li Tai's hundreds of thousands of troops would practice here every day. In view of the fact that the Hu people were good at horse fighting, Li Tai focused on cavalry confrontation. As a result, Hu Bugui, Du Xiuyuan, Xu Zhen and others were reused.
"General Lin, why are you here?!" I saw Lin Wanrong riding a big horse and walking slowly towards the camp. Li Sheng and Hu Bugui, who had already received the report, hurried out.
Lin Wanrong got off his horse, patted the Turkic horse's back, and said with a smile: "Brother Hu, do you know what kind of horse this is?"
Hu Bugui sneered disdainfully: "Turkic horses are tall and powerful. They are good at running and thrusting. Their weakness lies in endurance. I have seen Turkic horses countless times when I was on the northern front, and they are not precious. Mr. Lin, Where did you get this?"
Lin Wanrong smiled mysteriously: "Of course these hybrid Turkic horses are not treasures. But what about purebred sweat-blooded BMWs, Brother Hu. Brother Li, you are well-informed, have you ever seen a sweat-blooded BMW?"
"The sweaty horse?" Hu Bugui was shocked: "The sweaty horse is a specialty of the Turks. Legend has it that it is the descendant of the Pegasus. It has a tall body and can travel thousands of miles a day. Its number is very small in the Turks. When I fought with the Hu people in the past, I saw one on the grassland. Mr. Lin, why did you mention the sweaty horse? "
Lin Wanrong chuckled and said: "Sweat-blooded horses are very common. They eat grass and poop. My family just imported two horses yesterday. When will I let the brothers go for a walk?"
"Two horses?" Hu Bugui opened his eyes wide, with a look of disbelief on his face: "General Lin, are you kidding me? One of these bloody horses is worth a thousand gold. When did you get two of them? Yes. Where did it come from?"
"Someone else bribed it and gave it to me." Master Lin said mysteriously.
Hu Bugui and Li Sheng were shocked when they heard this. General Lin was indeed an extraordinary person. He even talked about accepting bribes so directly.
"Cough, cough," Hu Bugui said haha: "It turns out it was a gift from a friend, General Lin. I, Hu Bugui, have never touched a sweaty BMW in my life. When can I go to your house to see it?" "
"No problem." Lin Wanrong smiled coquettishly: "Brother Hu is really an expert. The sweaty BMW has a golden and soft mane, which is more comfortable than touching a woman's thigh. When this matter is finished, you can call the brothers. Let's have a BMW meeting at my house, let these sweaty BMWs take off their clothes, let's touch them and shed some blood, hahahaha!"
What a slut, but I like it! Hu Bugui and Li Sheng followed Master Lin and laughed. After a few words were exchanged, Hu Bugui said, "General Lin, you came to see us today, but what matters do you want us to handle?"
Hu Bugui and others have been with Lin Wanrong for a long time, and they have a clear understanding of his temperament. General Lin usually has nothing to do and will never go to the military camp. If he wanders over, he must be Something is wrong with the water.
Lin Wanrong cupped his fists towards Li Sheng and said with a smile: "This is going to trouble Brother Li. Brother Li, how are the cannons of our Shenji Battalion improved now?"
Li Sheng glanced around and whispered: "We just experimented a few days ago. The improved artillery can shoot at a distance of one mile, but the power has not been reduced much. At the same time, Miss Xu also thought of a way to The artillery has a base, which makes it more flexible and the weight is reduced a lot. "
Why is that girl Xu Zhiqing interested in everything, not just astronomy and mathematics, but also playing with crossbows and cannons. Lin Wanrong nodded and said: "Brother Li, do me a favor. Find the heaviest and oldest cannon, adjust it carefully, and repaint it to make it look similar to our new cannon. Write a few words on it, Get two wheel frames and give them to me, I'll use them!"
Li Sheng asked strangely: "General Lin, what do you want with this? We have eliminated the old and heavy artillery a long time ago. If you want to play with artillery, I will get you the latest one, which can be pulled by two horses. It can be rotated around to adjust the angle."
Lin Wanrong laughed loudly: "Brother Li, what I want is the old cannon. Remember, this cannon looks brand new and bright on the outside, and it looks like new, but it is full of scrap metal inside, and it can't be fired no matter what! Then again There are a few foreign words painted on it so that they can't understand it. In short, the more foreign, trendy and bluffing it is, the better."
Li Sheng was confused when he heard this, but Mr. Lin was cunning and treacherous and had never suffered a loss. There would be no problem if he followed what he said. Li Sheng said embarrassedly: "General, if you do what you want, there will be no problem. But the cannon is painted with foreign writing, and I have little talent and knowledge. May I ask, what is foreign writing? What kind of foreign writing is painted on it?"
Lin Wanrong took out a pen and paper from his arms, wrote a few strokes, and handed it to Li Shengdao: "Just write these words. Remember, the colors must be bright and conspicuous!"
Li Sheng was stunned when he looked at those crooked letters, and Hu Bugui stared at him: "General, is this foreign writing? You are so awesome! How do you pronounce this thing, and what does it mean? "
Lin Wanrong took the piece of paper, pointed to the letters on it and said: "Everyone, read it after me, f-u-c-k, f-u-c-k, f-k, f-k, be sure to f-c-k."
"Fake, Fake, it must be Fake." Li Sheng and Hu Bugui humbly followed General Lin and read loudly. Lin Wanrong laughed and said: "Fake, it's great! Remember, these few The words were painted on the cannon, and I named it the Falk Cannon!"
"General, what does Fake mean?! Why do I feel that you like Fake very much?" Li Sheng asked strangely, and Hu Bugui nodded in agreement.
General Lin rolled his eyes: "Hey, two brothers, I am a civilized person. I didn't want to use foul language, but you have to force me. What Fake means is, oh, Brother Hu, I heard that you are in the Eighth National University We met a concubine in the alley, so what's the scientific name for what you do every night?"
Hu Bugui blushed and was embarrassed to speak. Li Sheng smiled and said, "Brother Hu, that's called Huanhao, isn't it?!"
Mr. Lin shook his head and said: "The word "happy" is too civilized, but it is rare for you to be civilized, so that's it. Fake means to be happy, to be happy hard!"
"Fake cannon? Are you happy with the cannon?" Hu Bugui and Li Sheng looked at each other and tried their best to hold back their laughter. General Lin was indeed a talented person, and the name he gave to the cannon was incredible!
After settling on the matter of "happy artillery", Lin Wanrong humbly asked Hu Bugui for some geographical knowledge, and the one he paid most attention to was Kobdo, where tobacco grows. According to his idea, resources are dead and people are alive. The Turks have not realized how big a change tobacco will bring to society. Then I, Mr. Lin, will reluctantly go and help. Go to the Turks and rob them. women, robbed their BMWs, and robbed their tobacco. Since ancient times, only the Turks have robbed Dahua. Why can't we, Dahua, rob the Turks? As the saying goes, if you take a step back, the sky will be brighter; if you take a step forward, you will be endlessly happy!
Hu Bugui listened to Mr. Lin talking about things like Ulan-Ude, Irkutsk, Selenge River, Checheerleg, Ust-Kut, and even which piece of land the Turks came from. It's clear who grabbed it. Hu Bugui was excited and held General Lin's hand tightly and said: "The general is really a god. The general has been fighting with the Hu people for many years, and he only knows the Barkol area. The general has never gone into battle, but he doesn't even know their history and history. Khan understands it so clearly. God bless me, Dahua, and send General Lin to us. When we go to the battlefield in the future, we will definitely be able to strategize and win thousands of miles away. "
This old Hu's flattery skills have also improved a lot. Lin Wanrong said shyly: "Brother Hu is just laughing. I just like to study and have read more than a million volumes."
Li Sheng and Hu Bugui have become accustomed to Master Lin's shamelessness. It would be abnormal if he stops bragging one day. At that moment, Lin Wanrong drew a rough sketch based on the half-baked map he learned from Lu Dongzan, and Hu Bugui supplemented it by marking the specific location of Khovd. Although he didn't know why General Lin was so interested in Kobdo, seeing that his attitude was very different from before, from "want me to fight" to "I want to fight", Hu Bugui was naturally very happy and expressed his gratitude to He held nothing back, said everything he knew, and said everything he wanted to say.
When he returned to the city from the school grounds, it was night time. Lin Wanrong remembered that there were two banquets held by Goryeo and King Cheng, and he hesitated for a while, not knowing whether he should go. The banquet in Goryeo was fine, but he was always at odds with King Cheng. This old boy took the initiative to invite him to the banquet. He didn't know what kind of medicine was sold in the gourd.
After walking in the city for a while, when they arrived at a secluded place, Lin Wanrong suddenly stopped, looked around slyly, and softly shouted: "Fairy, Fairy——"
After calling a few times, there was silence everywhere and no one answered. Lin Wanrong was confused. According to the agreement, the fairy should be by his side to protect him at all times. Today when he went to the barbarian camp, he didn't know where she was hiding.
"Fairy Ning - Yuxi, Yuxi -" Lin Wanrong shouted twice, then he felt the breeze blowing around him, and a faint fragrance blew by. When he turned around, he saw Fairy Ning's face as dark as water, standing quietly. By his side. [Heavenly Kiss Hand Beat]
"Hey, fairy sister, where did you fly from?" Master Lin looked at her strangely: "I have been looking for you for a long time, but I didn't see you!"
Ning Yuxi had no expression on his face and said calmly: "What did you just call me?!"
"Fairy Ning!" Lin Wanrong opened his mouth and answered.
"What did you call next?"
"Yuxi——"
There was a soft "pop" sound, but a sword scabbard flew out quickly, with a fierce momentum, and hung straight to the tree next to it, and penetrated three points into the wood. Fairy Ning looked at him, her face watery, but there was a hint of anger in the corners of her eyes.
"Yu Xi, what's wrong with you? The scabbard and the sword are a pair, how can you have the nerve to take them apart?!" Lin Wanrong smiled and said shyly.
"Yu Xi is not something you can call." Fairy Ning calmed down and said calmly: "You can call me Ning Taoist. I promised to protect your life, but I didn't promise not to make you disabled. . If you are missing something, as long as you are alive, I will not break the agreement."
"Yuxi, have you become a monk? I can't tell! Oh, what a waste of a pot of dry food!" Master Lin shook his head and sighed, with a look of pity on his face.
Ning Yuxi made a swipe, and the long sword flew out from his hand and passed through his ear. Master Lin felt a chill in his ear, and a few protruding hairs fell down silently.
***, you are threatening me with flying swords. I am not scared. He wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and sighed: "Throwing is really accurate. Yuxi, please teach me some time. I am very good at throwing knives." Always very interested!"
Fairy Ning had really mastered self-discipline and said calmly: "This time it's just a warning. You won't have such good luck next time - what on earth do you want to say?"
Lin Wanrong sighed and said: "I want to talk to you for a while, why is it so difficult? Have you been with me today?"
Fairy Ning closed her eyes slightly as an answer, and Lin Wanrong smiled: "Sister Fairy, your skin is really good and your figure is even better - oh, oh, forget me, could you please put the sword away? I'm such a person I love joking!"
Ning Yuxi pressed the long sword in her hand against his neck and said slowly: "You must cherish the opportunity to speak now, because it is very likely that you will not be able to speak soon."
"Sister Fairy, what do you think about the barbarian asking for a cannon?" Feeling the cold blade of the sword pressing against his neck, Master Lin no longer dared to take advantage and said honestly.
"I don't know!" Ning Yuxi replied succinctly: "I never ask about things that are not my business."
"What about Prince Cheng? Are Prince Cheng's affairs your responsibility?" Lin Wanrong seized the opportunity and asked: "He invited me to a dinner, should I go? Which clothes should I wear? Sister Fairy, help me get one What a good idea!"
"You want to ask Prince Cheng?" A smile flashed in the fairy's eyes: "You shouldn't ask me. There is someone who knows better than me."
"Who?" Lin Wanrong asked puzzled.
"Have you forgotten that she came to kill you that night?" Ning Yuxi smiled brightly, like peonies blooming in the cold winter, extremely beautiful and charming, but Master Lin felt cold in his heart and said bravely: " Sister, who are you talking about? I have been studying hard recently and my brain has been damaged. Please make it clear."
"You're not out of your mind, you're out of mind." Ning Yuxi's beautiful smile gradually faded away, and she pressed her slender fingers to the hilt of the sword.
"Ah, I remembered it." Master Lin's face was full of surprise: "Sister is talking about the woman in black who came to kill me that night, that is, your junior sister, right? Alas, I finally didn't read my mind. "
"Do you know her?" Ning Yuxi said calmly.
"I don't know her. How could I know her? She is an assassin and I was assassinated. They are completely opposite. Sister Xianzi, didn't you also see it that day? Speaking of which, I haven't thanked Sister Xianzi for saving my life yet." Lin Wanrong With a playful smile on his face, he raised his fists and bowed three times, secretly thinking in his heart that he would bow to heaven and earth and bow to his parents. It's done!
"Really? You really don't know him?!" Ning Yuxi looked at him with a hint of joking in his eyes.
Only a few people knew about his relationship with An Biru. The old emperor was jealous of Ning Yuxi and would never tell Ning Yuxi about me and Sister An. Lin Wanrong laughed and said, "Really not."
I know her, but she is your junior sister. It would be great if Sister Fairy introduces us to each other sometime, and we can all be harmonious and make a fortune! "
"Look, what is this?" Ning Yuxi held a bee sting in his hand and said softly.
"Hey, isn't this a souvenir of our acquaintance? I didn't expect my sister to keep it all this time. It's so affectionate and meaningful." Lin Wanrong quickly smiled.
"Bee sting, five poisons! There is only one person in the world who can concoct it." Ning Yuxi shook his head and chuckled: "You said you don't know her, do you believe it? You guys made such a good assassination show!"
Lin Wanrong felt cold sweat in his heart. This Fairy Ning is very deep. It turned out that she had known that Sister An and I had known each other for a long time, but she never revealed it. What was the purpose of this? Could it be that you are attracted to me? Being handsome is troublesome!
"Sister Fairy, I just want to ask you what you think of King Cheng. Why do you cause so many complaints? Is it because you usually have no one to talk to you, and you feel empty and lonely?" Lin Wanrong smiled sarcastically.
Ning Yuxi snorted slightly: "You are not the only smart person in this world. Don't treat others as fools. I don't care how Junior Sister An hooks up with you. But you'd better not play tricks in front of me, otherwise - —"
"Otherwise the head will fall to the ground, right?" Mr. Lin snorted, pointed at his head, and said loudly: "Cut it. If you have the ability, come and chop it. Let's see if it's your sword that's sharper, or my neck that's tough?" You call me a fairy. Do you really think you are a fairy? If it weren't for the fact that you and Qingxuan are related, I would have shot you, you know?" Lin Wanrong pointed at his temple. , made a shooting gesture, with a fierce look, as if Fairy Ning owed him five hundred taels of silver.
Ning Yuxi felt funny when she saw his angry look, and said lightly: "Are you done?"
Lin Wanrong turned around suddenly, stared at her and said, "Give me the gold medal!"
"What gold medal?" Fairy Ning was stunned for a moment, then understood, shook her head and said, "What do you want that gold medal for?"
Mr. Lin said fiercely: "I am not satisfied with what I bought with money, and now I want to return it! Why, there is no three-guarantee period?! What kind of service attitude! Return the gold medal to me quickly, and go back to your fairy shop to play. "
Ning Yuxi was angry and funny. Why does this person have so many ideas? She shook her head and said, "I will definitely do what I promised. That gold medal can never be returned."
Lin Wanrong said angrily: "I've rebelled against you! Do you know who is the master and who is the follower? There is no professionalism, no professionalism, and no professionalism. Your fish-selling fairy shop only cultivates talents like you." ? Give me the gold medal, and you can go and have fun!"
Ning Yu used to be famous all over the world, and his status was so noble. Who had ever yelled at him like this? No matter how well-mannered he was, he couldn't help but feel angry when he saw Lin San's arrogant and arrogant look. The sword in his hand trembled slightly, and he wanted to stab a few holes in his body.
"Do you want to kill me?" Mr. Lin puffed up his chest and said with a cold smile: "Then come! If you don't dare to kill, you are my wife! If I are killed by you, I will not be your husband!! Hehe , your fish seller Xianfang has a very good reputation, and he kills his employer at every turn, I can't afford to serve you, so let's just let you kill me, and everyone will be safe!"
Fairy Ning usually came into contact with polite and virtuous people, but she had never met such a rogue. Her face turned red with anger, and she raised the sword several times before finally putting it down.
"I, 'Jade Immortal House,' have never broken my promise. What do you want me to do?" Fairy Ning suppressed the anger in her heart and said calmly.
"What are you doing? You've never served anyone before! Master, I'm tired from walking now. I'm going to call a carriage. Also, don't keep that bitter face and smile more!" Master Lin ordered with a snort.
"You—" Fairy Ning was so angry that she trembled all over and was silent for a long time. Finally, she stamped her little foot and turned around.