"Threatening to kill your father by suffocating him with your ass...Is this how you treat your father, who's raised you all these years, Abi?" He asked in a begrudging manner, like he didn't expect his daughter to treat him in such a way.
"When did I threaten to kill you, Daddy? I just said that I would close my ass on your face and seal the entrance to the inside of my ass." She said, as she sighed in relief, that her plan worked.
"That's the same thing as killing me, Abi!" He exclaimed in grief. "I mean, who can actually survive after drowing in that ocean of meat you have on your ass?"
"Well, whatever it is, I only allowed you to put your finger up my bum. Not to smell it like you're at a wine tasting, so don't mix it up, Daddy." She said in a victorious tone, like she was proud that she got one over her son.
