Jerry shook his head, "He said it's not. The symptoms are different. The pain is unbearable. According to my friend, Nelson is always in severe pain, screaming and begging for his balls to be cut off. My friend also said that they couldn't just cut it off without proper study as they don't know if it would move into another part of his body."
"Wow, I feel bad for him. He must have been infected from the number of women he'd slept with... Though it serves him right." she shot Jerry a long and hard look before she advised, "this is a warning to you men. You should learn from this."
"I'm not one of them, you know."
"I know nothing..." She paused and changed the topic, "ehm, Jerry, I'd like for you to do something for me. "
"What would that be?"
She hesitated for a moment before replying in a low tone, "Divorce papers."
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