Why me?
Earth is the worst planet ever.
The day I finally decided to work and get my shit together, the apocalypse happens.
When my mom said the day I got off my ass and worked was the day the world ended I didn't think the universe would take her literally!
And it happened damn near instantly, I signed for a job and came out the door looking like the perfect corporate slave and,
boom!
I just see some random person getting nibbled on! And then I was like oh shit and slammed the door. Don't really know what to do now though... Do I just stay home?
Nope, the most reasonable option is to ....
Call my mom! She went to go pick up Cole so I hope and pray that she didn't stay their yapping Cole's coach's ear off.
Bizz-Bizz-Bizz-
"Mommy answer!"
Bizz-Bizz-Bizz- click!
'sorry can't come to the phone right now, but if it's an emergency please call 9-1- '
"..."
"OH HELL NO!" I ran to my room grabbing a bag from underneath my bed and ran downstairs to the kitchen to grab a knife "Where the hell are my keys!?" Rummaging through my bag the bastard was oh so conveniently at the very bottom in a heartbeat I slammed the door open and ran to my car.
Unfortunately the zombie that had finished its 'feast' had definitely noticed me based on how it was damn near bolting to me "how the hell..?" Just as it was about to bite me, I stabbed it in its chest.
Even while being impaled it grabbed my shoulders to try and bite me I kicked its legs and retrieved my knife stabbing it in the eye, which caused a scream to escape its mouth
Before it screamed again I absolutely made minced meat of its head.
"Hoooh..." Looking at my hands I felt weirdly normal?
[Ding!
You have killed a novice level zombie hurray! \(0v0)/
You have received 5 experience points and unlocked the ability to view your status and one z-point!]
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"Huh?"
Chapter one end.
I hope you like it, this is my first book and I do have a lack of a proof reader so I apologize for inconvenience but do tell me if you spot any mistakes, I will try to fix them.(π^π)
Thank you for reading!