" Your Majesty, I already told you, These employees of those infamous game companies aren't reliable."
" I already lost how much money I have burnt to get my favorite characters!"
" Hoyomi! Chencent! And Glizzard put all souls from there on the watchlist. King Yanluo murmered.
" Ahem, We just got distracted!" King Yanluo looked at the Nether Registrar. " So, What happened after Jia Hao got that Pop star's body?"
The Registrar's expression turned strange as he looked at the content in his tablet, then looked at Jia Hao for confirmation. Jia Hao sighed as he nodded.
Here comes the short narration of Jia Hao's eventful eighth reincarnation.
After getting into the dead Kin Hyusung's body, Jia Hao got up and looked at his face. A bit too handsome face with pale snow like skin, Jia Hao felt a bit like Gigolo.
But he didn't care as he saw his huge fan following. The fangirls of Kim Hyusung were simply like a mini army, ready to do anything that Kim Hyusung asked for.
Money, Wealth, Looks, Jia Hao really thanked his Ox and Horse bros before getting into the lavish life of a superstar. He even decided to pick some of the beautiful fellow heroines to invite to his bed chambers.
However, soon enough, Jia Hao noticed a peculiarity. The team of Kim Hyusung consisted of mostly men. When he tried to adjust it, he got many strange gazes from his peers.
But then, one evening, Jia Hao finally understood the secret behind everything when he got into his spa. Instead of getting greeted by beautiful and scantily clad women, Jia Hao was greeted by two of his own bodyguards wearing nothing more than briefs.
Finally, Jia Hao understood why he always felt strange while sitting in Kim Hyusung's body after possessing it. After escaping from getting his chrysanthemum blooming further, Jia Hao cursed the nine generations of Netherworld and vowed to take revenge.
Therefore, he bid his time and collected all the black materials of the entertainment industry. Bribes, Scandals, Money Laundering, Prostitution, Murders, every single detail was dug out by Jia Hao within a week as he released everything to the public.
Well, As expected, after being a hero, it didn't take much time for him to be a martyr. He git shot dead before he could go to the court to give a further statement. However, he managed to spread the evidence so much that even the dumbest one had a copy of it.
It created a national wave, making the judiciary do a mass purge in the entertainment industry. Soon, Kim Hyusung became a true hero, making thousands of victims' families praise him in upcoming years.
" And, Just like that...His karma again became like a turbulent sea and his virtue was multiplied thanks to the Cloud of Good Fortune." The Registrar sighed.
" So, You got fucked or not?" Granny Meng asked.
" Sister Meng, unfortunately for you, I didn't." Jia Hao rolled her eyes. " You need to stop reading those weird books."
" Hehe..."
" So what? Shall we take him for the Ninth Reincarnation?" Niu Tuo asked as he looked at King Yanluo. As King Yanluo was about to nod, his expression changed. " Wait, Ninth Reincarnation? No..."
" What? Are you finally allowing me for a proper rebirth?" Jia Hao's eyes sparkled. " Are you finally going to give me some cheats according to my karma?"
" Nope, I am not going to do anything of that." King Yanluo smiled as he raised his hands. " Nether Registrar, I heard the Aurora of Outer Realm has appeared near a spatial crack?"
" My lord?!!" Everyone's expression changed when they heard that. Jia Hao suddenly felt an invisible hand grabbing him as he vanished with King Yanluo.
Instead of seeing the gates of samsara, Jia Hao was terrified to see a river of strange lights before him, outside of a spatial crack.
" King Yanluo! What are you doing?" Jia Hao shouted. " Is this the justice of Yama King?! Aren't you afraid of causality?"
" Well, You are an anomaly, Jia Hao." King Yanluo shrugged. " Not to mention, you have an obnoxious amount of karmic fate and good fortune thanks for eating a heavenly treasure like Cloud of Good Fortune."
" So, Rather than patching the system, You want to kill the bug?" Jia Hao was speechless. But then, he laughed. " I knew it. That's why I burnt your Celestial Records of Great Beauties."
" Little Fucker!" King Yanluo cursed. " No wonder I couldn't find that. But anyway, I bid you farewell, Unfortunate Soul."
" Don't worry, you won't die." King Yanluo smiled deviously. " It's just that...You will go outside the realm of my jurisdiction."
" Then?"
" I don't know." King Yanluo shrugged as he patted Jia Hao. " The Grand Dao is limitless, so is creation. I hope you find your path."
" Wait! At least give me some cheat!" Jia Hao screamed. But King Yanluo already pushed him into the Aurora of Outer Realm.
As he returned, the surroundings became solemn.
" His Majesty, Even though he was an anomaly, Was it truly necessary?" Granny Meng asked. " As the embodiment of Justice, I didn't expect you to do that."
" Reincarnation...The reincarnation you know is simply erasing the memories of past life of a soul and sending it to new life." King Yanluo looked at the sky. " However, since Jia Hao was an anomaly, the memories of his past lives and karma couldn't be erased."
" Experiencing Samsara nine times while earning an enormous amount of good karma for each life, do you know what would have happened?" King Yanluo glanced at them.
" Enlightenment, Ascension of Heavenly Sage."
Everyone turned around and saw an old monk holding a sweeper.
" Great Khsitigarbha?"
" Greetings, Venerable."
Even King Yanluo greeted him with respect. But Khsitigarbha kept looking at the Aurora of Outer Realm. " Poor lass, he had to suffer like that."
" However, if he had ascended as Heavenly Sage like that, it would have created many causality problems." King Yanluo sighed. "
" Is achieving enlightenment and becoming Heavenly Sage that easy?" Horse Faced spirit asked.
" Amitabha, It all depends on chance." Kshitigarbha gave a kind smile. " Even the golden cicada managed to achieve Buddhahood."
" And for venerable?" King Yanluo became amused. " You vowed to not ascend before the netherworld is not empty. Even if you lost your chance, You are a true buddha for me."
" Haah, Flattery doesn't suit me well." Khsitigarbha laughed lightly. " And who said I lost my chance? It's just didn't come yet."
" So, What about him now?" Granny Meng bit her lips as she asked.
" Don't worry, That rascal has an astronomical amount of karmic burden and good luck. He can't find any peace at all. So, he won't die at this moment." King Yanluo laughed lightly. " Who knows, His chance might be lying there?
Suddenly, the Registrar's expression changed. " Sir, The Heavenly Guards have arrived. They are asking about the soul of Jia Hao."
" Hmph! Offcials are slow and lazy as usual. After the the robbery, the police is installing a theft alarm?" King Yanluo snorted.
" Send Heavenly Court a bill and ask compensation of A hundred billion Divine Crystals and manpower to completely rebuild the netherworld system."
" My lord, Isn't that kinda...Rip off?"
" So, what?" King Yanluo rolled his eyes. " They already neglected the netherworld long enough. If they don't agree, then I will stop the Six Path of Reincarnation and send all souls to celestial domain."
" Besides...After I get the compensation, I am thinking of giving you all a raise." King Yanluo coughed lightly.
" King Yanluo is wise!"
" Hail the Monarch of Justice!"
' That little bastard... He really burnt my precious collection.' King Yanluo sighed. But thinking about the prospective compensation, he became elated.
Truly, old ginger is spicier, Ah.
As everyone enjoyed, all of them couldn't help but burn a single joss paper for Jia Hao.
" Amitabha." Khsitigarbha sighed. " You helped me a lot, Young man. May your fortune takes you to your destiny."
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Meanwhile.
" Where...Where am I?"