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Chapter 5 - Doing even more dumb s***

Day three Of doing even more dumb s*** I decided the big thing to do today Is to smooch a capybara And Marinating it in applesauce, and then eating it with an.Onion as my fork I am truly going insane All right, let's do it I decided to go to the airport get on the most protective gear.I could get which is military Suit and then I decided to try and Fly a plane, but.First I am going to search up How everything works and how to land and fly a plane it'll probably take me a week, so in my meantime, I'm going to eat all the frozen burritos in the supermarket.

I drove to the supermarket with my shopping truck. I grabbed all the frozen burritos and put them in the last cart, which in hindsight was probably a bad idea.Since the last time I drove, I literally almost lost four shopping carts, and I dropped at least nine mannequins going to the movie theater in for a guy who only drove cars in Fortnite. I'm pretty sure yeah I'm a good driver.

I also I am going to Get like eight Ovens as I was driving by, I saw a taco food truck and then.I had a crazy thought I would take all of the taco food trucks little oven things to Crackly cook the burritos so I drove around looking for all of the food trucks that I could find. I took out all the ovens let them out. I went to the store and gotten Extension cord and then I plugged up all the ovens.Cooked Almost much 200 Burritos after they're all cooked up for the cheese, some crushed up Doritos and salsa in the bag of sour cream, but mixed with the salsa I put that on the burritos and eat the world's biggest lunch, and I took me five hours to eat 50 of them.

I was so fat that I felt like I was going to die so I climbed into my truck and drove home. I just slept in my truck because I could move in my house the next day I saw all those animals in the Pet store Eating all the burritos I left out. I was glad that I moved away and didn't fall asleep there. I even saw a fat ass Siegel beating the s*** out of a Chihuahua. I decided to go away before they decide to eat me Oh by the way, I almost forgot today is day four of doing dumb a** s*** After yesterday's lunch, if you can call that I decided to.

Read up on how to fly a plane all right Siri how do you fly a plane here are some relevant answers, serial, Replied This is more complicated than I thought. Well, this is gonna take a long time. This is not some dumb shit though so skiplllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllYou're going to be happy I just skipped 8 hours of reading on how to fly a.Plane Some of it was useful useful. The rest of it wasn't Millie come on how do I want to Want to learn how to open a f***ing peanut packet Correct way. I mean like what is even the correct way I just get over it.

I'm probably gonna go to the library and find like how to fly a plane for dummies I guess I don't really know tomorrow's a whole new thing and yeah that's it. Shut the camera off.