I woke up early in the morning as I usually do and water my plants I normally do. It's been a week since I have been doing this task and it's pretty peaceful but then a scream heard throughout the entire forest was approaching me faster than it was yesterday.
"KYOTAAAAA-SAAAANN" was getting louder and louder as it approaches me. It was none other than the God that has appointed me in this position of mine as I picked up a shovel the person in front of me stopped running.
"Kyotaaa! Goodmorning!" said by this person. I immediately swung my shovel to hit him but he dodge! "Hey hey hey! Kyota! Stop stop!!" screamed by him while dodging my swings. "I know that I was wrong for forcing you into this position but you have to stop trying to hit me now!" he then climbed up a tree.
"Hey. Loki, come down here." As I said in a serious tone. "No! You're just going to try to hit me again." Said by Loki. "You know it's pointless to try to hit me cause I just dodge it all, right?" added by Loki. "It was worth the shot." Said by me as I put down the shovel and continue to water my plants. "Why Gods? Why did you even appoint me in this position! I'm not fitted to be here! Just give me my normal life back!."
To get an idea what I'm talking about let's travel back in time for a week. I was doing my normal routine, waking up early, cooking breakfast, taking a shower, and putting on business clothes since I was working as an assistant in a big company. The day finishes as usual and I go to a store to stack up on some foods for a while. Everything was normal a lot of people was busy doing work and the line was not so long. As I get to the counter Liza greeted me "Good evening, Kyota. How are you? Find everything you need?" Liza said while smiling at me. "I did. How are you, Liza? How's work? Busy?" I replied.
Liza is one of the people that knows me because I go to this store five times a week. "You know, I'm getting by here and there." Liza replied to me. "Don't push yourself too hard. You need to take care of yourself." I said to her. As she finished scanning all the items that I bought she told me the total "It's $67.50c" said by Liza. I paid for the items and told Liza goodbye.
I got to my home and undress and jumped into my bed. I took a nap and woke up but not in my home. I was in a different room, a completely new surroundings. Some birds outside chirping, fresh air, a big window showing me trees and water falls outside. At first I thought I was dreaming because this is really far from the reality that I live in. As I walked down the stairs still thinking that this is just a dream.
Two person was seating at the table. He greeted me. "Hello, Kyota." Said by the man in the right side wearing a hood. "Who are you?" replied by Kyota. "I am someone amazing, a great being, the messenger of Gods! I AM! HERMES!!" told by this Hermes guy, as soon as Hermes stopped talking the person on the left side started clapping at Hermes. As soon as the clapping died down the person on the left side started talking "Don't leave me out of here, Hermes. I shall introduce myself to this Kyota person. I AM THE MOST OUTSTANDING, MOST HANDSOME, THE BEST OF THE BEST! I AM LOKI!"
"Wha-? Huh?" Are these people idiots or something? Are they shooting a movie? Why would they even hire this morons for a movie?" was the thoughts that was running through Kyota's head. "I know what you are thinking, Kyota. This isn't a movie. This isn't a dream. You have been chosen by all of the Gods." said by Hermes in a serious tone. "Do you accept, Kyota?" Added by Loki. "Huh? Accept what? Shut the fuck up and get out of my house before I call the cops on you clown looking mf." Kyota said.
Hermes looked up and pointed his fingers toward the sky and a large beam shot up destroying the roof of the house. Kyota was just standing there unfazed on what happened but in reality he was shitting himself, he's thinking if this is real or not, should he just run now? Get a knife and stab them? These thoughts was running through his head.
"Hmm. You're brave. I now know why those Gods chose you." Said by Hermes. "Kyota, You will be appointed here at this stablishment to work." Added by Hermes. "Huh? I DON'T CONSENT! I DON'T AGREE TO ANYTHING!" screamed by Kyota. "First you intrude my house and now you destroyed my roof. Why would I even accept your offer? Get out. Now." Added by Kyota and Kyota was ready to throw hands if these two clown guys do not leave.
"Uh... WE'RE SORRY, KYOTA!" said by both Hermes and Loki while kneeling. "YOU HAVE TO ACCEPT OUR OFFER NO MATTER WHAT OR ELSE WE WOULD DIE BY THE HANDS OF OTHER GODS!" while begging on the ground "No. I don't know who you guys are. You keep telling me you guys are Gods but what should I care? I'm not a God." Replied by Kyota to them. "That is the case.. You are a God now.. Even if you don't accept our offer you cannot do anything about it since you have been chosen, Kyota." Hermes said.
"No. I don't want to. Fuck off. Leave and never come back here or else I'll bury you guys!" replied by Kyota while getting the shovel that he'd seen. "We can't! Please, Kyota. You have to accept it!! WE WOULD SERIOUSLY DIE!" told to him by Loki.
Still thinking that this is a dream. Kyota accepted it so that Hermes and Loki would just leave because the conversation was hurting Kyota's head.
"THANK YOUUU!! WE ARE FOREVER GRATEFUL TO YOU!" said by Hermes and Loki and then both of them disappeared in a flash.
"What the fuck was that?" still confused on what is happening and didn't bother on checking anything. Kyota said went to bed again while the roof is still destroyed.