Castle Garden
Tanzaku Town
Could it be true? Could Orochimaru really have perfected her granduncle's Reanimation Jutsu? Could the sly bastard actually bring back her brother and lover back? It all sounded too good to be true.
While the idea to have Dan and Nawaki back in her arms was tempting, more so when she knew how happy Shizune would be to see her uncle again, Tsunade knew her teammate all too well. The bastard would rather see her suffer just for the heck of it.
Sadistic didn't even began to describe his fucked-up mind.
Admittedly enough when she had made the decision to sneak past the watchful eyes of her assistant with a few bottles of sake to keep her company, she hadn't been expecting there to be anyone at the garden behind the now ruined castle, courtesy of her former teammate.
Unceremoniously flopping her rather thick, meaty ass against the grassy floor and leaning against trunk of a tree, Tsunade lazily eyed the sweaty form of one Naruto Uzumaki as he idly punched a log.
'He is no ordinary brat'
He wasn't even trying to be fast or strong. The punch was simple in all its glory. Just a straight, lazy outstretching of the hand and the 'thunk' of the wood courtesy of his knuckles.
While she may have had more than her fill of sake and the feeling of lightheadedness was evident, her eyes could still see clearly. Brown eyes of experience could see the results.
Each punch made a sizeable dent in the wood. The lazy strikes were constantly blasting a steady hole through the log. That kind of achievement required years of precision training and restraint.
Anyone, with a bit of luck and some Chakra training, could break down a tree with a single punch but steadily punching a hole through it, WITHOUT damaging the surrounding layers was art.
Taking a sip of her sake, Tsunade could feel her brows furrowing in annoyance. She came all the way here to take her mind off of a pesky ninja and here she was, watching another shinobi with skills that reminded her of the same pesky bastard she was trying to forget.
"Hey brat, take your tree-hugging ass out of here and train somewhere else"
Ok, maybe that wasn't the most productive or polite way to address an issue but the sake in her system was doing most of the talking.
Naruto was not impressed… or pleased with her tone. "Why don't you take your uselessly giant udders and find somewhere else to bitch and moan?"
Tsunade blinked.
Once.
Twice.
That was not the kind of reaction she was expecting. Everywhere she went, men drooled over her. I mean she wasn't vain or anything but she knew what she had and how to flaunt them. The sheer meatiness of her breasts had turned more than a few heads, snapped a few even.
And if that wasn't enough, her childbearing hips had been called 'Milf-worthy' more than a few times, especially when they had seen how her thick, sculpted legs was supporting a massive, meaty ass.
While she had been annoyed at the men for drooling over her all the time, she found that she hated it even more when someone didn't. I mean the little redheaded bastard barely gave her a look and then said …
And the words registered in her mind. "What the fuck did you just say to me?"
"Are those fat tits taking all the blood that should be going to your head or are you just deaf?" Needless, Naruto was not coming slow.
For the second time that minute, the Slug Sannin gaped like a fish as she registered the sheer insolence of the little bastard.
Until her famous anger kicked in.
"WHY YOU!"
Naruto was all too prepared for her attack as the blonde bombshell blurred towards him in astonishing speeds.
Moving in equally swift movement, the Uzumaki clan head shifted his body to the side and opened his hand towards the approaching fist, blocking it with his palm. What he hadn't expected was the freakish strength behind the strike as it connected against his open palm.
BOOM!
The lazy redhead's eyes widened in surprise as the shockwave from the block blasted the ground and the surrounding trees into pieces before it sent him skidding back. What freakish strength!
Feeling a sharp twinge of pain in his hand, Naruto steadied himself and looked at his palm in pleasant surprise. Her fist had actually peeled off skin from his palm just from the shockwave. It was already healing in wisps of smoke as he realized something.
Uncontrollable anger, blonde hair, purple gem on her forehead, drinking problems and incredibly phat tits? It all pointed to the objective of their search. This was Tsunade Senju!
The redhead smiled evilly. Excellent!
Tsunade herself wasn't feeling the same way, unfortunately. While she was angry, pissed even, but she would never hurt a kid even if that kid was as disrespectful as the bastard standing before her. She had tried to stop herself from attacking but all happened so fast.
What she didn't expect was for the smug prick to actually block her fist! How in the nine bloody hells did he even do that? Not even the fucking Raikage could do that and the man was known for his brutish strength.
And he was smiling.
"Hello Tsunade" the Sannin's heart thumped faster as she realized that this boy actually looked quite familiar. The red hair, the foxy grin and the familiar life energy. Plus, he knew her. "It's a pleasure to finally meet you"
…
…
…
Tsunade did the only sensible and considerate thing she could think of at the moment.
She made a beeline for her hotel room with a resounding "FUCK YOU!"
Leaving behind a very confused and annoyed redhead as a sweat drop trailed behind his head. "What the fuck?"
An Hour Later
"For the last fucking time, she bailed on me before I could even talk with her!"
"Aren't you supposed to be some high and mighty ninja? That's what you get for refusing my offer to train!"
"Don't bring your issues into this, Perv!"
The redhead-silverette duo walked and argued the entire trip to the center of the town. Jiraiya did not like the fact that Naruto had confronted Tsunade in the garden of the town and had let her run off. He was being a little hard on the boy, yes but there was a little space to squeeze in a few insults and let the boy know that he missed out on refusing his mentorship.
Naruto was not having any of it.
The redhead, though, proved his skills as he tracked her scent all the way to the restaurant they were standing before. Sometimes he wondered if the lazy bastard was an Inuzuka or something.
"So?"
"She is here"
"Are you sure?"
"…"
Jiraiya deadpanned as the redhead gave him a look and entered the restaurant.
Soon enough, the comfy structure was the recipient of two indignant shouts.
"YOU!"
"YOU!"
So apparently, Naruto was right. He had met the blonde bombshell beforehand. If there glaring competition was anything to go by.
"Brat!"
"Bitch!"
Now Jiraiya was well aware that Naruto had balls the size of the Hokage monument and made of brass for willingly pissing off women left and right without any regard for his safety but never in a million years had he thought anyone stupid or brave enough to call Tsunade a bitch.
Right to her face.
Silently sending prayers for his godson's soul, Jiraiya waited for the ticking bomb known as Tsunade with baited breathes. Sure enough, the blonde beauty jumped to her feet and rushed at the ready redhead with pure fury in her brown eyes.
"Stop right there, Tsunade!" A soft, seductively sultry voice commanded from the entrance to the restaurant, causing the legendary Sannin to stop in her tracks and look towards the doorway. "How many times must I tell you to control that fucking temper?"
Annoyed by the sudden interruption and the lack of action, Naruto turned to the source of the voice with a frown on his bored face, only for his eyes to widen in surprise. "Jessica?!"
"Naruto!?" the seductive Milf gasped back, green eye twinkling in surprise as she rushed forward and scooped the lazy boy in a bone-crushing hug.
Tsunade's eyes widened in indignation. "MOM! What the fuck!?"
"Mom!?" Naruto repeated in shock. "That bitch is the baby girl you were talking about?"
"Why you!"
Jiraiya and Shizune were too confused to say anything. Ok shizune was confused while Jiraiya was openly crying his eyes out, falling down to his knees as he watched his godson being hugged by the fat-butted Milf.
"OK, EVERYONE SIT THE FUCK DOWN!"
"Shizune?" The Slug Sannin gaped incredulously.
"RIGHT NOW!"
Later
Having gotten over the shock of docile and meek Shizune screaming at them to shut up, Jessica eventually made the group sit down and explain their sides of the story one by one. Needless to say, it caused a lot of wide eyes.
"So, the Fourth Hokage is dead?"
Jiraiya nodded with a grim look.
Even Jessica had the decency to look downtrodden at the news. She might not like the Leaf for putting her baby girl through hell during the war but Minato was a good man. He did not deserve to die.
"Poor Kushina, she must be devastated" the seductive Milf muttered solemnly.
Naruto gave her a strange look, surprised at the genuineness in her tone. Why would she care about his mother?
"You know how she is, stubborn as always. She is burying herself in Kage duties" the white haired Sannin uttered, a sheepish smile on his face as Jessica caught him ogling her breasts. "But Naruto here has been keeping her occupied"
All eyes turned to the calm and collected redhead …who was grinning from ear to ear inside. If having his Milf mom several times in the morning, numerous quickies in the office, a quick but deep rut in the afternoon, coupled with perfectly scheduled anal pounding and all finished by mind-shattering orgy back at the Uzumaki compound with all present Uzumaki members counted as keeping her occupied, then hell yeah.
Only Jessica realized where his thoughts were headed as she smirked. So Kushina had her claws in this cute hunk already? She expected nothing less from her. "Has he now?"
"Yup" Naruto countered with a lazy grin.
"My oh my, isn't my big sister just the luckiest for having a studly hunk like you to take care of her"
"You tell m …. wait, SISTER!?" Naruto choked on his sake as his eyes widened in shock.
The busty Milf blinked several times, not expecting that kind of reaction. "The old perv hasn't told you who I am? Plus, I thought the red hair would be quite obvious"
Needless to say, Naruto was still recovering from the shock, evidently having not heard a single word Jessica said afterwards. "You are my aunt!?"
"What? Aunt? How would I be your au…. wait a minute" Now it was Jessica's turn to gape like a fish as her mind raced to an obvious conclusion. "You are Kushina's son!"
"This disrespectful little shit is my cousin!?" Tsunade shouted from the side; a look of outrage evident on her face.
"Hey watch it, you bitchy cow!"
While Tsunade and Naruto were growling and throwing profanities at each other, Jessica realized something else. "I sucked off my own nephew…."
Her daughter was too quick to pick up on what she muttered under breath. "You did what!?"
"HUH?" Even Jiraiya drew a blank.
Shizune felt the need to intervene again as the situation once again went out of control. "SHUT UP!"
Later That Night
Hotel Room
To think that such a beautiful day turned out to be a walking disaster. But by the end of it, things started to calm down a little. The revelations left more than a few people blinking like owls and one perverted old geezer bleeding profusely from the nose at the mental image of Jessica blowing Naruto.
That same mental image made Tsunade recklessly attack the redhead which ended in them twisting into some very …interesting positions on the ground. Needless to say, Jiraiya had enough material to last him several books.
The blonde bombshell punched him unconscious though.
Tsunade was not done yet. She outright refused to come back to the Leaf, even after she was told that Kushina had specifically ordered her return. Having seen the way her mother was with her now revealed cousin, the Sannin made a deal.
A duel to settle the deal.
If she won, Naruto would stay the fuck away from her and HER MOTHER forever.
And if he won, she would return to the Leaf to become the Head of Health Departments AND give him her necklace.
Naruto was all too eager to accept. He had been sent there for that specific reason. Not for the necklace, mind you but for his wits. His mother knew Tsunade well _ apparently because she was the Hokage's niece _ and knew how to use her pride against her.
The bodacious Milf never told him how he needed to do it, just that he would see the opportunity when it presented itself.
He was her son so of course he saw what she meant.
Tsunade had pride, stupid pride, but pride nonetheless. And boy did he know how to use someone's pride against them. It was his favorite hobby.
He won….the necklace around his neck was a glaring proof of that.
"So you mean to tell me Kushina never spoke of me?" Jessica asked incredulously.
Having spent most of the night at the bar, the group had returned to the same hotel for the night. The busty Milf had insisted on having a talk with him. so here they were, sitting in his room while more than a few eavesdroppers were listening lecherously outside for some naughty noises.
Needless to say, one was very disappointed to not hear any.
"To be completely honest, she didn't" She really didn't. In fact, his mother didn't even hint that Tsunade was related to him.
"That bitch!" Naruto sweat dropped as the bunny butted seductress stood up and kicked more than a few furniture around while angrily muttering to herself. He didn't want to interrupt…mostly because the view of her jiggling tits and fat ass was pure gold. "She thinks she can forget about me just because I'm the youngest? Well think again, fat ass cow, I blew your son!"
"Don't bring me into this!" the redheaded boy blurted out in indignation. "Plus she isn't even here"
She didn't listen.
When the furniture was sufficiently kicked, broken and brutalized, the Milf calmed down enough to sit down but he could still hear a curse here and there. The narrowing of her eye was kinda cute though.
"Hogging bitch…"
Wait …was she crying?
Naruto looked at the bodacious Milf in utter shock as she crossed her hands under the heavy weight of her meaty milkjuggs and sniffed silently, an angry but cute pout flashing on her lips.
"Come on, Jess, don't cry now" the Uzumaki head started in a comforting tone as he leaned forward to place his hand on her shoulder.
It didn't connect.
"Keep your hands to yourself, pervert!"
Oh yeah, did he forgot to mention that Tsunade was standing in the doorway with a pissed off look on her face the ENTIRE TIME they were chatting inside the room? He did.
And now, she was no longer in the doorway, she was inside and gripping his hand before it could touch her mother.
Apparently she did not trust him with her mother after she learned that he'd had a blowjob from the now downed Milf.
"I'm just trying to comfort her"
"Chatting and comforting is over" the busty woman announced firmly, wrapping her hands around her mother and helping her stand up. "Come on mom, I'm not going to let that perverted jerk get his hands on you, not while I live"
Seeing the mother/daughter walk away, Naruto couldn't help but smirk lecherously. "So you want your own hands on her? Can't say I blame you. Can I watch while you 'comfort' her in your room?"
THWACK!
"You bitch, that hurt!"
Seeing the massive bump on Naruto's head, courtesy of her fist, Tsunade nodded in approval and escorted her mother out of the room…while Naruto watched their retreating butts in amazement.
A fist to the head could never stop him from appreciating a pair of fat, juicy and thick Uzumaki booties.
And damn were those asses thick.
Later
"How can this be!?" Orochimaru boomed deafeningly, the sound shaking the foundation of the cave he was occupying as he stood up from his throne-like chair.
"I a-am afraid it is the truth, my lord" one of his informers stammered, kneeling before the growling Sannin. "I saw them moving towards the Leaf village myself"
"When?!"
"Last n-night"
"And you waited all this time to tell me!?" the deprived Ninja growled menacingly, instantly materializing a poisoned kunai in his bandaged hand. The shivering informer wasn't given enough time to redeem himself though as the weapon ripped through his head.
Kabuto winced in sympathy as the poor spy fell to the dusty ground with a meaty thud.
"They seemed to have Jessica with them as well" the silver haired rogue muttered silently, making sure to learn from the mistakes of the dead spy.
"Unless you wish to face the same fate as him, I would suggest you start from the beginning and leave nothing out" the outraged Sannin announced menacingly, sitting back on his throne.
A deep frown graced the corrupted Sannin's lips as he listened to the tale of his right hand. He had been following both of his teammates since leaving the village, making sure to keep them within his sight so there were no surprise visits to his lairs.
The only oddball in his endeavors was this new character that seemed to have popped up a few years ago, Jessica. No last name, no past history. Nobody knew her. She was a mystery. Only known to people as Temptress, Succubus, etc.
And she was around Tsunade most of the time.
The problem was not that she was accompanying his former teammate but the fact that his spies would turn up dead after a few days of spying on them.
Tsunade was smart, more than he was willing to give her credit for, but even she was not smart enough to figure out who was working for him.
Shizune, the little dove, was not smart enough either.
So that left Jessica as the culprit.
As if she wasn't a problem by herself since he knew little to nothing about her, the group had Tsunade, Jiraiya and the force of nature known as Naruto.
He may be bloodthirsty and ambitious but he was not stupid. He knew that neither him or nor his undead army would be able to handle the four, let alone the redheaded clan head.
His freakish mother handled the former 1st and 2nd Hokage like they were mere kids and he had personally fought the freak.
He was ambitious and yes he needed Tsunade to cure him of his ailment but he was not stupid to approach her again when Naruto was there.
He would have to find another way to treat his hands.