"Who hasn't been young once?"
"Ah, your brain is beyond saving. I'm talking serious business here."
Sister Pomegranate sighed helplessly and said:
"What I mean is, if you knew anything about this line of work, you'd know that pole dancers have core and arm strength far beyond ordinary people, which allows them to perform those visually stunning, highly difficult moves. If you were to convert that strength for combat, I bet your skinny frame could be beaten to death by them.
Have you ever considered the incredible bodily control required to perform those beautiful martial arts moves that combine strength with posture?
You know the four guys who play Soldier Strike in the game, right?
Let them go pick a fight at the local Martial Artist Association and see if they dare. I bet even a gatekeeper Disciple there could take all four of them down easily."
"You're right about everything, but the Lightning Five-Whip..."