And so, Murphy took hold of his Core Bead, first examining the status of the players.
After confirming that aside from the unfortunate ones who had died, all the other players had entered 'sleep mode,' he copied a text he had already prepared and pasted it onto the forum. Very soon, the forum refreshed with an official post:
[Real Different World Online Update Announcement Today:
Yo, dear kiddos, it seems you've caused quite a ruckus in the game again! The development team's incessant calls woke me from my baby-like slumber to rush to make an announcement.
Really, this time I truly abhor you guys.
I'm still in my beloved star-patterned pajamas, rubbing my eyes and sipping coffee in front of the computer, compiling this document that you need to understand and see.
Alright, let's talk about the matter at hand.
