"Thank you all, warriors, for choosing to join the Count Cardman's Administrative Office. On behalf of the entire governing system under the Count, I welcome your arrival."
In the backyard of the administrative mansion, Baroness Milian, the Crimson Regent, is addressing the dozen-plus newly hired administrative players. To these players, this is more like a transitional CG for a "career mission introduction".
The Baroness had previously learned a whole set of rhetoric from Sir Murphy and studied it diligently. Now, it's coming into play.
A few veteran players onlookers are whispering among themselves.
"Tell me, are the perks of this administrative job really that good? A 20 gold soul microphone plug-in is being given out for free! Plus, they're giving away four Spiritual Business Bags and a long-term rental personal vehicle from the Administrative Office. Goddammit! Are they handing special costumes too?"