"Back to the company.
I don't know where you conjured up this bunch of legends from, but let's be clear, there are no more than fifteen who can do real work. You truly have a knack for dredging up trash; all the old-timers from the industry have ended up at your beck and call.
One would think you were working on a startup if not for the notion that you might actually be cleaning up the market.
I know you've been thinking that by paying them high salaries and providing good benefits, they would work their hearts out for you - but clearly, you haven't seen the darker side of society yet.
I'm not lecturing you.
However, as I stated in the report and resignation letter I handed in yesterday, the outcomes of our marketing department, after a week of hard work, are even less fruitful than what you could have achieved by outsourcing to a three-person studio.
At least you're capable of taking advice. There's still hope for you.