Meanwhile, the Blood Rat Gang was in Smugglers' Forest, collecting the bodies of victims from the ever-emerging Skeleton Army, and we all know that a strange pack of Wolf People have pledged allegiance to the great Governor Murphy.
We don't like the Wolf People, but they're not the stars of tonight!
Hey, I'm Brother Gou from the North of the Forest, the special opening host for the Transylvania Fistfighting Championship. My dear Transylvanian Barbarians, join me in enjoying tonight's feast of fists and feet!"
This mouthful made the young players in the audience cover their stomachs and laugh uproariously, while the other locals, though not quite understanding the humor in Brother Gou's speech, generously offered their applause for its unique introduction.
At least this guy managed to let everyone know what's going on in Transylvania with a few oddly-accented sentences.