It's been a while since we…
*Bang* The sudden appearance of a prying pan above my head stopped my train of thought.
Ahem, moving on. I quickly learned that unlike me, Laura loved drama. I originally just wanted to appear in Marvel and go on from there but she insisted that she wanted to prepare something.
Since I agreed to meet her demands, I suddenly found myself in the body of a child from a noble family.
Turns out she still held a grudge against my children and made sure to mark her territory. Instead of a complete Marvel universe, I found myself in a strange mix of Marvel and HP.
It was a crossover that made no logical sense as wizards had their own magic source while sorcerers still needed to ask their gods for energy. These two realities existed together without interacting with one another, Voldemort could walk around but only the Wizard world would pay any attention to him.
Besides that, I had no clue where Laura was, but I didn't want to destroy whatever she had planned, so I just waited. And I didn't have to wait long; just a week later, an owl delivered a familiar letter.
I didn't meet her either when I was buying these damn itchy robes and old books, I didn't buy a wand or pet as I just used my old one and shrunk Nidhogg down to cat-sized.
It wasn't until I sat alone in a compartment that I saw my gorgeous wife in the form of a small red-haired child again.
"Hello there handsome, can I sit here?" she asked trying to sound like an innocent child but couldn't hide the playful tone.
Oh, I see what you are planning but I'm not gonna make it easy for you.
"No, sorry, this place is already taken" Her face immediately fell when she saw that I wasn't playing along but she didn't give up so easily and rewind time to before and did the whole thing again.
"Hello, can I sit here?" she asked, this time less playful and with a slightly threatening undertone.
Not wanting to make her mad, I did not disappoint this time.
"Of course, gorgeous, sit wherever you like" I replied with an eye roll.
Knowing she was a drama queen and wanted to mark her territory, it wasn't hard to figure out that she wanted some school romance. We didn't mention anything about our true identity and just introduced each other.
She took the role of a wealthy French lady while I was given the role of the young master of an enemy house she had given me. Clearly, she wanted some form of forbidden love story, I have a feeling this is going to be a long school life.
The Sorting Ceremony was as random as it could get, unlike the Hogwarts I attended long ago, the sorting hat just randomly sorted everyone, how else did Harry get into Ravenclaw?
I also noticed a few new faces and one old one, just what torture did Laura have in mind for Tonks for her to be in the same grade as us?
Anyway, I was somehow sorted into Hufflepuff and I had no complaints, it was peaceful there and they had a nice group room. Laura for some reason sorted herself into Gryffindor.
And so our together school life began.
It started rather boring, we sat next to each other in each class that we inexplicably always had together. There was some flirting but that was it for the first year.
In the second year, we started to get a bit touchy, sometimes even letting our hands slip under the other's robes during class while making sure no one saw us. The sense of taboo made this strangely exciting.
The following years were… steamy. It began pretty vanilla but soon turned a bit freaky. No room in the castle was left unused, no tentacle plant untouched, and no questionable potions untested. I won't go into more detail as I don't want to earn my wife's ire.
One thing I did notice however was that we weren't the only ones acting like this, even if the others weren't freaky at hour level. I could only blame it on reality itself being horny and giving teenagers in puberty magic. Let's just say certain adventurous groups formed and leave the rest to your imagination.
Tonks… well, she had a hard time. It started in the first-year potion class when her cauldron suddenly exploded and she showered in her potion. That day we got an interesting biology class as not only her clothes but also her skin melted completely, revealing to everyone how a human looked without a birth suit.
Despite her being Leo's mother, or at least a variant of her, I had no affection for her and just let Laura vent her frustration on her for the following years. Her torture only got worse as she began to have embarrassing and humiliating magical accidents in public on a regular basis, and Madam Pomfrey was being challenged by her strange injuries.
Neither of us did any studying but still aced any test. We weren't here to learn but to have fun, so this much cheating is fine.
We graduated a few years later and decided to officially get married in society and live amongst humans.
From then on, the magical world of HP just disappeared from the Marvel world like it was never there.
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A/N- Before I start the Marvel arc, I wanted to write this chapter. There is a chance that I will take a small break starting tomorrow but I will let you know if I really do it.