Question: How do you make an impression on someone omniscient who already knows you are coming?
Answer: You do something so dumb they would never expect it.
This is going to be a bit embarrassing but I can't think of anything better.
I summoned a pure white horse and put on shiny armor on my shrunken-down True Form. Here goes nothing.
With one last deep breath, I stormed into the endless darkness illuminated only by the glow of my armor and the horse.
It didn't take long for me to breach the darkness and arrive at a large living room where two women were having some snacks.
"Fear not, my lady, your knight in shiny armor has come to save you!" he shouted while dying inwardly from embarrassment and cringe.
But it was all worth it as Nyx was rebooting, trying to understand what was happening, and the most gorgeous existence behind her giggled in amusement. Damn, is that giggle cute, I never knew giggles could be cute.
She mainly wore the form of a beautiful red-haired horned female but occasionally switched to other forms, looking like she was glitching between characters.
I waited and waited while remaining in this embarrassing position, hoping for her to say something. She didn't, she just looked at me amused.
"Say something, this is getting more embarrassing by the second"
"Pfft, nope. I'm enjoying your misery" She flat-out refused to grant me mercy
I was finally rescued from the situation when my mother-in-law started freaking out. As a Primordial of one of the most messed up Pantheons in existence, she had seen many strange things but never this, in her very own home no less.
She was very protective of her favorite daughter, even if she was way more powerful than her, the fact that some random person suddenly broke into her home to court her didn't sit well with her.
It took a while to convince Nyx to leave us alone for a proper talk.
"Ahem, I think it's time we properly introduce ourselves. My name is Zerr'on Ur'gazoth" I tried to start our convo with an introduction. I sucked at romance and was a lot more awkward than an omnipotent being like me should have been.
"I'm Laura, no last name yet" she smiled, clearly hinting at something but I ignored it
"Laura, huh" I mused
"Something wrong with it?" her face suddenly lost all her cheerfulness and turned angry. Does she have mood swings or multiple personalities? She is truly getting better the more I get to know her.
"Nothing, just surprised at how normal it is. Who would have thought that existence itself was just named Laura?" Yep, that's right. My soul mate was my exact opposite.
While I was everything that isn't, she was everything that is, we were like Yin and Yang. Just like myself, she chose to form a single body separated from her true being to spend her time.
We spent a long time just talking about ourselves, and our past and future. The interesting thing was that we both had completely different pasts, from her side of view, she consumed the Essence of the Fated Companion and created me, while for me it was the opposite.
This also answered some questions I had about myself and never managed to find out. Just how was it possible for a normal experiment done by humans to break reality and for my soul to become one with Nothingness?
That was the answer, she created me so that in turn I could consume the same essence and create her. We both were paradoxes that shouldn't exist in the first place yet here we were. The essence took the fact that both partners would be similar in power, no matter how unlikely, a bit too serious.
During our time talking, I experienced her changing personalities firsthand, one moment she was polite and gentle, the next she was some punk and put her feet on the table. This must be a side effect of being literally everything that existed at the same time.
On the bright side, I would never get bored of her as she had infinite personalities, quirks, and fetishes. She hated everything equally as much as she liked it, there was always one person that liked something and another that didn't.
After a very in-depth questioning going both sides, I offered to show her around my Tower to which she eagerly agreed.
"I will make sure to clean the house for you, it will be spotless. There will just be you and me, forever and ever" she said with the most hardcore yandere look I had ever seen and I have seen many
Why am I suddenly having a very bad feeling about this?
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A/N- I am not good at writing romance, especially if the FL has a severe personality disorder. Hope you still like it and just imagine her personality changing every few minutes.