A/N- this novel will be unhinged and the mc will not care for things like race, age and gender. You have been warned.
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First Pov
Actually, being a cat sounded wonderful, I could sleep, eat and destroy furniture all I wanted, unlike a noble who despise the luxury still had to deal with politics and other stuff. So, without much hesitation I opened a portal to a town near the capital of the Clover Kingdom and started searching for a cat.
After some search, I found a cat that had just given birth to a litter of kittens and after some consideration, I decided to inhabitant the body of one of the kittens. Life as a kitty was harder than I thought, first I had to deal with an undeveloped body that could barely even see and second, I had a problem getting used to the new body, as all my previous bodies were bipedal.
Life continued regardless, it took me 3 months to get used to the new body structure and my body has been growing well, I didn´t use any magic as I wanted to experience the life of a real cat. My new mothers milk has become rather bland and the smell from the bakery the street down was getting more seductive by the day. Today I finally couldn't stand that milk anymore and decided to explore the bakery and steal some delicious smelling goods.
It was already noon when I finally found an open window to sneak in, after climbing the tree next to it and jumping in, I was greeted with the sight of what seemed like storage room, jackpot. I immediately started looking around for the best smelling piece, after finding it I didn´t hesitate to jump on the strawberry tart. After haven eaten enough of it, I decided to look around for something else to eat, and repeated the process again and again until I was so full that I couldn´t even move properly. At just that moment I heard footsteps, I immediately jumped up from where I sat but slowed down just as fast upon feeling like my insides were about to explode. As I was slowly making my way to the window, the door opened and just a few seconds later I heard the voice of a young girl shout '' Dad, come quickly, someone took a bite from almost all the cakes and tarts!''. A shit, I didn´t even have time to go further before I heard hurried, heavy steps rushing trough the door. '' What in…, what kind of monster did this? If you already break in to steal some food, at least eat it up properly and don´t just take a bite and move to the next'' well that was certainly an entertaining fellow, he was more pissed that I didn´t eat everything up, then me eating just a few bites. Seeing as they haven't discovered me yet, I started to slowly move to the window again, or that was until I heard the girl shout ''Dad, look. That kitty is so cute can we keep it?'' damnit, I stopped trying to be sneaky and just made a run for the window and just as I thought I jumped out, a strong hand grasped me by my scruff. ''So, you are the one that wasted all that good food, eh? At least you have a good taste and ate all the expensive things. What´sha say you stay with us and get as much sweets as you like, how does that sound?'' Well, that was actually a very good offer so why not, I replied in the only way I could, I meowed.
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it´s been a year since I got adopted and I have to say I could really get used to this lifestyle. I slept wherever and whenever I wanted, got so much sweets that I had to break my own word by using a bit of magic to prevent me from going overweight, got as many pets as I wanted and was able to let my destructive tendencies go and only get a few words of warning before getting even more pets.
I was currently laying on the shop counter, watching customers come and go while thinking for a bit. The expansion of the world tree was going well, it was relatively slow at the starts as the roots were still pretty short but as they grew they were able to absorb more energy and grow even faster, I had just come back from my routinely checkups and storage cleaning and was currently digesting all these new memories and talents. I really needed some sort of mental library that stored all these memories without me having to view them all but other than that everything was fine, I could feel myself getting the talents of every person that died in the vicinity of the roots, even if these people didn´t discover their talent in their lifetime.
My adopted family was also rather interesting, the backer loved his job for than his wife, his daughter would regularly bring boys over to fuck with, a trait she definitely inherited from her mother, and her mother was known among the regular customers to always be open for fun anytime, anywhere and the best part was that the baker had no clue. Maybe it was this sexual environment that made me plan on fucking the neighbor's cat or maybe it was the pheromones she emitted, as she was in heat. Regardless of reason, as the saying goes when in Rome do as roman do and since I was a cat now I was going to do what a cat does. I stood up and jumped from the counter and walked out of the store before climbing the tree to the roof where I could smell her.