-Kaziz kazerim, 36 years old, single without children and without family. Full-time employee, I have spent my whole life being exploited by others. I'm supposed to finish my work at 4 p.m. and as you can see, it's already past 9 p.m. when I finally head home. Weird or not, I'm the only one in the company who is capable of handling all the unexpected lol. Well, it's not like anyone's waiting for me at home. I guess you could say I'm the kind of guy that no one counts on except to use it and then throw it away like crap. I'm tired of this life but do I really have a choice?
I thought while walking quietly along the side of the road like a real modern-day living dead when I saw a woman and her baby about to be hit by a truck. Reflex or not, I jumped onto the road to grab the woman by her shirt and pulled her back, throwing her and her baby out of reach of the truck but...my feet slipped and I I fell forward...in front of the brakeless truck which was speeding along at full speed and honking its horn.
- That's it. It is the end. Too bad, I would have liked to know what it felt like to fuck a high school girl. Damn, and to think that I'm still a virgin at my age. Damn, why am I thinking about this when my life is about to end.
I thought as I fell when suddenly, time stopped. No one and nothing moved... except me who landed face first on the ground before catching myself. I guess I should have been shocked by this sudden Time stop but in reality, there was something else much more shocking.
The truck, he was sitting flexing those...iron muscles with a small book in his hand and sunglasses. He looked at me before saying, in an intimidating voice
- So you dare to challenge me, little one?
- Ah...m-but...it's not possible...you are...SAMA TRUCK!!!!?
- Yes! Yes it's me. Well, looks like I've become a celebrity. Seeing how I'm gaining popularity, I should have a fan club somewhere...that would be cool.
I then started crying tears because the joy I felt at that moment was just indescribable.
- Are you finally going to take me in an isekai, sama truck? I waited too long for this moment but I never lost hope and finally here you are, sama truck.
- It's okay, stop shouting my name. I understood that I was...a real bomb. But... there is a mistake about the person.
- NANI?
- It was the lady's kid I had to transport and not you.
- NoNNNNNNNNNN!!!!
I then threw myself under his feet praying to him with all my strength
- No, no, no pity, sama truck, don't leave me. I know that I'm just a... bicycle in front of your size, your diamond hood and your hellish windshields but... please, out of pity, at least grant me this wish. Throw me into another world.
- Hum...it's true that my windshield is awesome. Your argument convinced me little one. I don't know if this world will be favorable to you, but stand up. It will be resolved quickly. A head shot will be enough. I'm going to make you isekaïté.
- Truck-Sama! Arigato!!! Finally, I too will have my second life in another world with lots of pretty and young kawaii girls who will call me kaz kun...haa I can't wait to become isekaïté.
- Come on, quickly get into position. I have not nothing else to do. Who's next again? Ah yes, a certain Julian solo. Ah well, he really looks like an idiot. I want to run over him and crush him badly.
- Is it okay like that, sama truck?
- Um...yeah don't move.
I tried to return to the same position I had before time stopped and suddenly, time resumed its normal course and there,
"BAAAAAAAMMMMMM"
The shock was extremely violent but nevertheless, I had no regrets. Lying in my own blood on the road, I felt my consciousness fading little by little as a crowd stood over me. Some called the emergency services and others for help and others the police while others filmed to get as many views as possible on "Couille moule" the social network with two Ts, for the little fags. TOK TAK, I think so.
While the woman and her baby were in tears, I was unaware of my happy and worrying face for the others. I then gathered all my strength to send one last message to those who wanted to listen. The message said
-A-A-A
"He's trying to say something."
"Listen to him! He doesn't have much longer. These may be his last words for his family. How sad."
- A-Goodbye rotten world!
All that was missing was the middle finger to shock them further and bow out without any regret. But, that's when I felt my consciousness fading into the darkness and disappearing completely into absolute nothingness before seeing a glimmer, a tiny light carrying my hopes.
Without being aware of a physical body, I pursued this glow in the darkness for several hours? Days? Weeks? Months or years? I don't know, but in any case, it seemed like an eternity when finally
- Light?! Huh huh???
A gigantic arm came out of the light to try to grab me. I wanted to run away but I couldn't and the arm finally grabbed me and started pulling me. No matter how much I resisted, there was nothing I could do. Little by little, he managed to drag me out by force and into full light. It took me a while to see a little more clearly but when my vision recovered a little, I noticed it.
Before me was a clearly non-human creature. She had red eyes, two long horns on her head, purple skin and sharp teeth. She hugged me, which was quite strange. Plus my arms were strangely small and a baby's cry kept breaking my ears.
- But damn it, shut your big mouth to that dirty little brat.
I shouted. The creature picked me up and flew across the room to an altar. She put me down in the altar and turned around and by the way, she was only wearing panties and a bra so I had a pretty good view of the gear from behind Zihahaha hahaha anyway let's get back to our sheep or our creatures. She turned around and raised both arms to the sky, shouting
"The demon king's son is born!!!"