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My Cheat is Myself

SweetLeon
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I'm not sure how I died, but I encountered a God named 'Norboudi', which I believe translates to 'Nobody'. I was granted five wishes and abruptly sent back to life without any warning. Strange, but at least I'm alive again. Hold on, why does the name Kevin sound familiar? Wait, Dr. MEI? Could it be that I'm in the Honkai Universe??? But why is Kevin my brother, he has bro-con as well! and why are there more males than females, I thought this was supposed to be THE Honkai Universe. Another problem is that why is everyone after me??!!! ... It's fine, At least I have a brother who can handle everything for me. But why do all these strange situations keep happening to me? Why can't I have the life I desire!!!!!
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Chapter 1 - Chapter 1 - Don't Wanna

"I died?" inquired a young man.

"You did," replied an older man.

"Can't I refuse anything you say?" the young man asked meekly.

"You don't have a choice, young man," responded the older man.

"I don't wanna," lamented the young man about his fate.

"Young man, do not reject the Will of God. For I, Norboudi, have examined your life and concluded that you are apathetic," confidently said the older man.

"Then... Mr. Norboudi, what should I do?" feeling unmoved by everything that had happened, he wanted to end it as soon as possible.

"Five wishes, young man! And a [Adaptation] from yours truly," replied the older man.

"Well, I'm too lazy to do this; I'm out," the young man said listlessly.

"No way. Choose five wishes, or you will be cursed with insomnia and immortality," the older man said without concern.

"I choose the ability of equivalent exchange!" the young man quickly shouted.

"Granted, but it will cost two wishes. Is that okay?" the older man happily agreed.

"Yes, and I want the ability to scroll through the wiki fandom and use any ability on it. I know you will say it's impossible, but how about this: I can only use them temporarily and will lose them after the time limit?"

"A bit overstretched but granted. However, I will weaken it. Only Hoyoverse abilities, and your recently watched anime, Re: Zero, abilities can be used. Same as usual, it will cost two wishes."

'It's okay, better than nothing, I guess,' thought the young man. 

"Finally, you can choose for me, old man," the young man said.

"Old man? Hmm, I see," the old man agreed.

Suddenly feeling sleepy, the young man closed his eyes to rest.

"Good luck, young man! I hope you can survive and live your life happily!" the old man's voice got further and further until the young man lost his ability to stay awake.

"Finally... It's quiet..."

...

Waah... Waah... Waa...

'So noisy... WHY IS THERE A BABY CRYING?!'

'Wait, it sounds so close? Did someone put me beside a baby to wake me up?'

'How rude! Just you wait I'm gonna beat you up!'

"Mommy! Cain cried again!" a kid's voice sounded.

'That's right Kid! The baby is crying! Take him away!'

"Coming!" a mature female hurried over.

Picking up the crying baby, she said "There, there, is Cain hungry?"

'Wait, ma'am, I'm not a baby! Why pick me up?'

'...I'M THE BABY?!!!!'

'Ah, so the dream was real..?'

'Damn it! Why should I care? I want to sleep!'

As soon as I opened my eyes I saw a beautiful woman with white hair and ocean-blue eyes and a kid with the same features.

'Wow... so pretty...' I unconsciously giggled.

"Mom! He smiled at me! Cain smiled at me!" the kid laughed with him.

"That's right, Kevin." the woman smiled.

"This is your job as an older brother, you must protect your younger brother okay?"

"Yes! I will protect my brother!" the kid named Kevin happily smiled.

'Wow, if they are my family I must be cute as well! When can I-' Cain thought as he got cut off.

[Welcome to the Roleplay Vest System, where the Host can roleplay the vests from your wishes and get the corresponding awards from the vest.]

'Is this my third wish??'

...

Somewhere in another world...

"Hehehe... We hope he can finally be free from his indifferent self. With this, he will always have something to do.

While "We" needed permission from that Cocoon to duplicate the universe itself, what it duplicated is undoubtedly an incomplete universe, unlike the Main Universe. So, "We" hope Cain will be able to survive with the system "We" sent him.

Though troublesome, it's needed. Although "We" want him to have a harem, he is unwilling. So, "We" just edited them as more of a pet's overprotectiveness.

The Guardian and The Fate Weaver of the Incomplete Universe will follow our will as "We" are the [Will of Honkai]. We want [The Other Part of Me] to be loved rather than be hated. So, We want him to be surrounded by love.

Why don't females dominate? Because it will be too similar to the Main Universe and it will overlap. We decided to change the population to more males than females. With this introduction, We hope the [Audience] on the other side will enjoy the story of Cain and his interesting journey.