--In China, there is a proverb called:hoe f**k the noon.
Zhou Tao smiled indifferently. He chose Bont racing shoes. His body seemed a little unstable. Some people even suspected that Zhou Tao would fall to the ground when he got on the rink. .
At first, Zhou Tao just performed a simple slide forward. Suddenly, he kept his feet still and kept sliding with his feet one behind the other. Then he gently lifted the rear foot off the ground, and then lifted the foot up. Turn the sole of your foot 90 degrees, then gently lower the raised foot to the ground so that the wheel contacts the floor and brakes slowly.
"Tsha!"
I don't know who shouted first, and everyone else nodded. This movement was of medium-to-high difficulty. Compared with Yu Ningwen's movement just now, it was slightly inferior by two points.
Of course, this was just the beginning for Zhou Tao. After entering a semi-drunk state, Zhou Tao's steps were undoubtedly much lighter. His feet paused slightly. In an instant, his body turned 360 degrees in the air, steadily. The ground fell to the ground.
The foot rotates three-dimensionally, then the left foot is forward and the right foot is behind. The upper body is raised with the hands, facing the center of the circle. The center of gravity is on the left foot and pressing the outer edge, drawing a beautiful arc.
After everything stopped, after a while, earth-shattering cheers finally broke out from all around. No matter whether they were novices or veterans who often came to the skating rink, no one of them could perform such a perfect and difficult set of moves. system.
They were completely conquered by Zhou Tao's skating action just now, and even thought that the beautiful Ning Wen could only be worthy of the handsome king of skating in front of them.
Ning Wen looked at Zhou Tao with a strange expression. The Zhou Tao in front of her seemed different from usual. The power released by him seemed to be able to conquer everyone in the world.
The figure in front of her and the figure in the bathroom, holding her thong underwear and smelling it, merged into each other, and Ning Wen's face turned red involuntarily.
"Zhou Tao, let's go!"
Noticing that the eyes of the girls around her were all focused on Zhou Tao, Ning Wen curled her lips and pulled Zhou Tao out of the skating rink regardless of whether Zhou Tao wanted to or not. .
She was the one who wanted to come to the skating rink, but in the blink of an eye, she was unhappy again. Zhou Tao shrugged helplessly. Ning Wen was currently ill, so he didn't care about her that much.
However, seeing Ning Wen's stern face, Zhou Tao finally couldn't help but said: "Ning Wen, let me tell you a joke, okay?"
Ning Wen didn't speak, but Zhou Taoquan took her as her acquiescence!
So he started talking eloquently: "A farmer's uncle and a prostitute said: "The grass is ten yuan a time, the chair is twenty yuan a time, and the bed is fifty yuan a time. The farmer threw out fifty yuan, and the prostitute smiled and said: Sir, you are so charming! The farmer said: "It's a sexy one, fifty yuan, five times on the grass."
"Haha-haha!" After talking about this, Zhou Tao couldn't help but laugh. He looked at Ning Wen again, she was still the same. This made Zhou Tao puzzled. He was not discouraged and continued: "Okay, I'll talk about it later. one."
"A woman was urinating in the toilet. A drunk man accidentally entered it after drinking. Hearing the sound of peeing, he quickly said: Stop it, I really don't want to drink anymore! The woman was frightened and did not dare to pee again. She couldn't hold it in and farted. , the drunkard said: Damn it! Who the hell opened another bottle!" After Zhou Tao finished speaking, he stared at Ning Wen again, but the situation remained unchanged.
But Ning Wen blinked her beautiful eyes and said, "What do you mean? It's up to me!"
"I finally spoke." Zhou Tao finally relaxed his worries and flattered her casually: "I wonder what kind of jokes the beautiful Miss Ning Wen will tell?"
"Sun Wukong studied scriptures and conspired with the White Bone Demon to commit adultery. However, Tang Monk failed, so Sun Wukong took advantage of the opportunity to beg alms on the way and came to the White Bone Demon's cave at night. Because there was no light, the two of them went up and down in the night. After finishing, Sun Wukong sighed: "tmd, Monsters are monsters, their butts are so hard." The White Bone Sutra scolded, "You are so impatient, I haven't even taken off my underwear yet! ! "After finishing speaking, Ning Wen pursed her lips and looked towards Zhou Tao.
Zhou Tao looked at Ning Wen meaningfully. If he told such a joke, it would be completely normal, but if it was told by a beautiful and gorgeous girl like Ning Wen, it would have a different flavor.
When Ning Wen saw Zhou Tao staring at her, she said proudly: "How about it? Are my jokes more classic than yours?"
After saying that, Zhou Tao added: "Ning Wen, I am the hoe and you are the noon, what do you think?"
Ning Wen was stunned and didn't react at first, but soon her face turned red, her beautiful eyes moved to Zhou Tao, her slender fists were already clenched, and she shouted angrily: "Dead pervert wolf" , you dare to take advantage of me, I'm not done with you!"
Last night, Ning Wen had no intention of staying at Zhou Tao's place. Naturally, she would not go there again this time. After Zhou Tao sent Ning Wen to the dormitory, he returned to his own residence.
After a night of hard work with Ning Wen, Zhou Tao felt an indescribable fatigue all over his body. What he wanted to do most was to have a good rest.
As soon as he closed his eyes, he quickly fell asleep. The next morning, when Zhou Tao opened his eyes again, he secretly shouted: "Oops!"
The bright sunshine has swept half of the bed. According to the time, it must be the second period of class, and the second period is the physiological knowledge and health tutoring class for the students by the head teacher.
The school seemed to have sent someone down to assess the class teacher's ability, which would also affect whether he could become a regular student. Thinking of this, Zhou Tao quickly got up from the bed.
According to the normal time, he would not be late at all, but he and Ning Wen played until midnight. Perhaps, because of drinking too much last night, his head hurt.
The journey that originally took more than ten minutes to complete ended up arriving at class in five minutes, and the noise in the classroom could be heard in the distance.
This made Zhou Tao finally feel relieved. It seemed that the people arranged by the school to attend the class did not come. Indeed, this was not an important class. Who would be bored and come to take an assessment.
What's more, what can be assessed in this kind of class?
He walked into the classroom with a smile on his face. Suddenly, the noise disappeared, and Zhou Tao walked to the podium. He was completely unprepared for today's so-called physiology course.
Of course, he also knew that the so-called physiological courses were about educating and popularizing sexual knowledge, so he said clearly: When a couple wants to have sex, they will use "washing clothes" as a code word.
One day, after the couple had a quarrel, because the wife was angry and the husband had physical needs, it was inconvenient for him to woo his wife, so he had to ask his son to pass the message on his behalf: (Mom, dad said his clothes are dirty and he needs to wash them. .) Mom was very angry and said: (Tell your dad that the washing machine is broken and you won't wash it today.)
A few days later, it was the wife's turn to be unable to bear it any longer, so she asked her son to pass the message on her behalf: (Go tell your dad that the washing machine has been repaired and you can wash clothes.) The son immediately said: (Mom, dad told you, No need, he has already washed it by hand.)
"Ha ha ha ha!"
Just after the story was told, the boys laughed unbridled, but most of the girls blushed, and this was what Zhou Tao needed.
He regained his energy and continued: "I believe everyone understands the little story just now. Moreover, you are all old and have gradually matured physically. At some point, you will have physiological needs like the characters in the story. I hope you will stop looking for washing machines randomly, take responsibility for yourself, and strive to solve the problem with your own hands. Can you do this?"
"able!"
The students below burst into laughter. Each of them knew very well and naturally understood the meaning. Chengcheng suddenly raised his hand and said seriously: "Teacher, I want to ask a question!"
"explain!"
Zhou Tao nodded indicatively.
"The girl's aunt is here, what should we do?" Cheng Cheng opened his eyes wide and looked at Zhou Tao expectantly.
"This damn guy."
Zhou Tao glared at Chengcheng, motioned for him to sit down, and then said casually: "Actually, this is very simple. I remember there was such a story: a female soldier pretended to be a male soldier and went to the front line. After being gloriously injured, she was sent to the operating room for treatment. After the rescue, the surgeon came out and said excitedly to the chief: It was so tragic! His lower body was all blown away, leaving only a seam, which I sewed up."
"oh!"
The boys all made weird noises, but the girls were ashamed. Zhou Tao continued: "I hope girls will understand that when encountering something like an aunt, they should treat it calmly. Don't do it." Panic, otherwise, your fake injuries will turn into real injuries."
Next, Zhou Tao used several classic physiological stories to educate and teach the students in front of him, just when Zhou Tao was telling them, his energy was high and his saliva was flying.
A boy stood up and said out of the blue: "Teacher Zhou, are all teachers as proficient in physiological knowledge as you are?"
"That's natural. Let's take Director Yalan as an example. She is absolutely top-notch in handling these aspects. I remember one time, Director Yalan took the students to swim and changed into swimming suits and the director's swimming trunks. A hair was exposed on the side, and a student asked: "Teacher, what is that?" Director Yalan lowered his head and looked down. His expression remained unchanged. He snapped it out cleanly and said calmly: "That's a hair." A thread! "Hey, can an ordinary person do this?"
As soon as he finished speaking, Zhou Tao saw a person standing up from the last row and walking out of the classroom with a gloomy face.