BANG!
The door shattered.
The men in the dark, windowless room screamed and pulled out their daggers.
"You crazy bitch! Do you know where this is?"
"The Thieves Guild."
THUD!
Serika swiftly struck the men rushing towards her with a swing of her club. They collapsed on the spot, covered in blood. She shouldered her club and stepped forward.
"I swore I would only use my sword against the fiends of the Infinite Labyrinth."
"So what?!"
"You should be grateful I'm not using my sword. If I did, you'd…"
Screeech
The nails of the club dragged behind her.
"...Have no head to speak with."
"You bitch…!"
"Did you really think you could get away with it?"
She swung her weapon once again and the air pressure from the swing caused the thieves to succumb to fear.
The humble club looked like a greatsword in her hands.
"Holy shit, she put her aura in the bat!"
"Piss off if you don't want to die."
"Ahh!!!"
The thieves ran off in a hurry.
She crushed every single one of the thieves foolish enough to fight her and easily made her way to the top floor of the tower.
"You don't have any business here so you better—"
"Piss off."
Smack
The guard crumbled in front of her.
Who could defend against someone capable of fighting her way down to the 50th floor of the Labyrinth?
Creak
She opened the door to reveal a man and a woman hiding inside.
"Guild Master, how could you steal from me?"
"Ugh, why are you being so polite all of a sudden? I heard how much of a bitch you've been to the rest of my guild."
"..."
"Playing nice won't help you, Sword Bitch. I've known for a long time."
He lit his cigarette.
"You're never going to get married at this rate—you're going to die old and lonely."
"You've got a lot to say for a pathetic thief."
"You don't even have any evidence I did it, do you?"
"I guess we'll find out."
Serika changed the grip on her club.
"You're trying to figure out how I found out it was you who did it, but it's useless. I won't fall for your cheap tricks."
"I'm telling you it wasn't us! It could've been someone else!"
"Actually…"
Serika smirked.
"That's why I demolished every Thieves Guild on the way here. You're the last one."
"Crazy bitch…"
"I don't think it's appropriate for you to call me that since it was you who stole from me. Seeing how unafraid you are, it looks like you've already sold it off… It doesn't matter. Even if I can't get it back, I'll make sure the scum of society, like you, will have no place in Permarten."
"Wait!"
The Guild Master shot up from his seat.
"You're right! I sold it. Your gem isn't here anymore!"
"What?"
"I sold it off to the Permartens!"
"..."
Serika grimaced.
"Do you have any idea what that gem is?"
"Well… I bet you don't know either!"
"I don't know for sure, but it came from the Infinite Labyrinth, which means it has to have some value—"
"Anal plug!"
"..."
Serika was bewildered.
"Anal… What?"
"Yurdias, take them off!"
"What?"
"Take your clothes off, so I can prove it!"
"But, Master… I can't take my clothes off right here!"
"Take them off right now or I'll kill you!"
"Ugh…"
With shame and humiliation on her face, Yurdias pulled her pants down.
Serika's face turned bright red upon seeing what was stuck in Yurdias' ass.
"Wh-wh… What's wrong with you?! I can't believe how much of a giant pervert you are! You piece of trash!"
"I wasn't me! It was the Scion!"
"What?"
"I tried to sell it off to him through Yurdias, but this is what he did with it!" The Guild Master screamed.
"As soon as he paid for it, he turned it into an anal plug and locked it behind a chastity belt! That's the truth!"
"That doesn't make any sense…"
"We were shocked too! Who would've ever thought he would shove a gem like that in her ass on the spot?"
"So that means…"
"Your gem is inside Yurdias' body."
"..."
Serika was dumbfounded.
She couldn't believe what was happening.
"The gem I risked my life for… is a sex toy?"
"Yes, exactly!"
The Guild Master pointed at Yurdias' chastity belt and yelled, "If you want your gem back, you need to take her to the Scion!"
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"What the fuck is he talking about? How could he say I'm hiding a gem in her ass?"
"Um, Scion…?"
"What?"
"That's what you said you would do."
"Yes, I did, but it doesn't make any sense. Why would I let her out of my sight with such an expensive gem in her ass?"
"I see…"
"Don't you agree? If I paid for such an expensive gem, I wouldn't let her run around on her own like that. Remember, she's a thief."
"Then why would he say that?"
"Probably just to get out of the tough spot. People freeze when they hear something so outrageous."
The Guild Master did well in being able to stun Serika, even just for a moment.
"Tell the knights to move in and tell them to be extra vigilant. He must be trying to sneak the gem out somehow."
It's a cheap trick.
"Look at how stunned Serika is—she's completely out of it."
"Wow, of course!"
Amy looked at me with admiration in her eyes.
"Hey, Laura, I'm cumming."
"Haa…"
"Ahem…"
The admiration in Amy's eyes rotted away into disappointment.
"Scion, they're making their way into the building."
[What's this noise?]
[Master, we're fucked! They're soldiers from Permarten!]
The soldiers were already making their way in before the Guild Master started spewing his bullshit.
"Thanks to Serika, I have the perfect pretext to warrant storming the Thieves Guild."
The soldiers were originally going to attack the guild to arrest them for theft, but now that Serika has caused chaos, they're arresting them for public disorder instead.
To be honest, I can come up with whatever reason I see fit.
I'm a tyrant.
I can arrest people for breathing.
But it's even better if I can find a good excuse.
"Laura, you need to get off me now. It's going to be a long night once the thieves and Serika are under arrest."
"..."
"Um, Laura?"
She appeared unconscious, but I could feel her pussy clenching down on my cock.
It's all an act.
She must think I'll stop fucking her once Serika and Yurdias are here. There's no other reason to explain her behaviour.
I've got no choice then.
"Rrrgh!"
I stood up carrying Laura on my dick.
Caught off guard, she held on tight to not fall off. I gave orders to Amy, who was undoubtedly surprised.
"Arrest everyone involved with the public disorder and throw them in a cell. Arrest Yurdias too, though I'll end up restoring the guild as it was. I'll just fuck over the Guild Master."
"Why…?"
"I need to use the Thieves Guild after appointing Yurdias as the new Guild Master. I'll explain everything later. For now, I'll…"
Slap
"I'll be busy turning this bitch into a cum-covered mess."
I carried Laura on my dick all the way to my sex room.
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"Arrest everyone involved with the public disorder!"
The knights of Permarten quickly spread out across the area and began arresting the thieves scattered on the floor.
"Ugh!"
The Guild Master tried to escape by jumping out the window but was hit on the knee by a magic missile and ended up crashing into the flower bed.
No one died or was seriously injured as they were all rounded up by the soldiers.
"Take them away!"
"Yes, sir!"
The soldiers dragged the thieves away with their hands cuffed together.
"Yurdias Hania, the Scion has given us special orders for you."
"Err…"
"What's this weird vibration that I'm hearing?"
"Fine, fine! Just bring me to the Scion."
She was dragged along like a slave—her hands were cuffed together in a pair of specially reinforced handcuffs and a gag was placed in her mouth.
"Phew, thank you, Sir Lambert."
"You're welcome, Dame Serika."*
"I'm not a Dame, I'm an adventurer. I was only a knight serving the Empire for a little while," Serika corrected him sharply.
"I understand, Adventurer Serika."
Sir Lambert held up a pair of handcuffs.
"You're under arrest for assault and attempted murder."
"What did you say?"
"I don't enjoy doing this."
Lambert looked around at the thieves reduced to a bloody pulp.
"But it's the Scion's order."
"But I'm the victim! They stole my gem!"
"That's something we'll find out in our investigation. If you don't cooperate with us, I'll have to add another charge."
"And what would that be?"
"Obstruction of justice."
Lambert gestured towards the Thieves Guild building.
"These thieves conned the Scion. We were here to arrest them for it, but…"
"Oh…"
"Sword Maiden."
"I'm telling you, I was only here to take back what belongs to me—"
"You can explain yourself…"
Click
"To the Scion."
Adventurer Serika, the Sword Maiden.
The Sword Virgin.
Arrested.
Something sparkled in Yurdias' bra as she was being taken away, but no one noticed.
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*PR/N: Dame is a chivalric title given to someone with the rank of Knight Commander.