After that day we spent a few more relaxing and I found out why my children wanted to come here. Apparently they had seen memes back on Earth about Edward and wanted to troll him a little. They were after my own heart.
They put a small picture of Edward on a parcel and had 'Edward Cullen *Space* Creeping since 1901' on it. Inside there was a small box that had a another picture of Edward with the lines 'Could have used his time as an immortal curing cancer *Space* But goes to school 1 billion times and is angsty.' The image had him wearing some American Street outfit from the hood.
When i saw what my children were doing I laughed so hard that i dropped to the floor and started to tickle them all and profess how impressed I was. My children literally came all this way for a fucking meme! This shit impressed me more than their mutant powers! My wives naturally came over to the kitchen where this was all happening, only to also break out in laughter at the audacity and comedy of our children.
"Hahahahahaha!!! This amuses me, to no end!"
Let's just say I laughed for ten minutes straight until my stomach started to feel slightly uncomfortable. Tears were leaking down the side of my face as I felt a lot of stress and tiredness fade from me.
"Come here, you all deserve hugs!"
Like that I gave them hugs and made a small illusion that would cover it up until one of the Cullens touched the package. There was no signature or anything, just a box with amazon tape, the image plastered to the side of the box. I very easily teleported the parcel to their front door and told the kids to go pack up.
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Meanwhile, at the Cullens Alice received a flash of a parcel appearing on the front doorstep and quickly ran downstairs, reaching for the door as it appeared. When she opened the door she looked down at the normal looking box, bending down into a small squat as she looked side to side.
"What's going on Alice?"
Carlisle spoke from the other side of the house as the rest of the family ducked their heads out from wherever they were in the house to listen.
"There is a parcel..."
"Oh good, put it on the bench, it is probably the book i ordered."
Alice not thinking much of it, picked up the box. Only for it to glow pink for a second and a haze to drop from the exterior of the box. She looked at the box and broke out in laughter moments later as the rest of the family sped into the room, only to see a box plastered with funny jokes and memes all over, particularly targeting Edward. Carlisle smiled and tried to hold back a laugh as Esme chuckled. Emmett laughed uproariously as Rosalie also laughed into her hand. Edward was the only one who wasn't laughing as his eyebrow twitched in frustration.
"Come now Edward, it is obviously meant to be funny and probably done by Emelia's kids." Alice laughed at the jokes but quickly opened the inside, only to see more jokes and memes.
Edward went pale at the thought but quickly looked inside as his inner moodiness soon lost to his funny bone, a small chuckle escaping his lips and creeping into a larger smile. The rest of the family was stunned as this was the first time he actually laughed in a long time.
The rest of the family made eye contact and smiled whilst beginning to discuss the hilarity of some of the memes. If there was one thing Emelia's kids were good at doing, it would be curing depression and sadness apparently.
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I smiled as i distantly saw the scene my kids had made possible.
'I hope Bella has a better time with him from now on.'
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A few hours later we returned to Atlantis to find it operating at optimal pace and speed, Himari and Aurelie had done wonders, as usual. My women instantly began to unpack our kids bags with my help as the little buggers ran around and shot at each other with their powers, non-seriously.
They had gotten used to something i taught them, I called it Nerf War and it became so popular with them all that they couldn't be without it for even a day. Just as we finished up I heard a knock on the door and I could feel Fury standing there, presents in hand.
'How the fuck did he know I'd be here? Maybe he has been learning magic or some shit?'
I flicked my hand and opened the door letting him in. His face was all serious and shit, that was right up until he saw all of my children and a massive smile emerged on his face.
"How are my little agents!? Uncle Fury got you all some gifts!"
"Uncle EYEPATCH!!!"
My kids went nuts at his presence as he usually brought them sweets, chocolates, ice-creams, toy guns, tasers... All sorts of things. Fury was nothing like his actual persona as an agent with my children and had somehow become a doting uncle.
"I see you are upping your uncle game Fury."
"Couse I am! Damned if I'd let some bald white guy with mind powers take over my damned position! Shi-n... Shin."
"Nice save."
"Mummy was he trying to say shit?" (Rachel)
I facepalmed and everyone looked at me as if i was behind the corruption. Which i wasn't, at least not fully, i may have accidently dropped some swears here and there... Oh look, i am fucking Australian okay!?
"No honey, and you shouldn't say it, it isn't appropriate for someone of your age."
"Mmm, kay mum, didn't you say it is fine to say if a teacher is being a 'stupid fuck'?"
The stares increased in intensity, so much so i started to feel the slight gathering of sweat on my neck.
"You know what... mum was wrong, you have to wait until you are all 10. Once you hit 10 you can swear in front of me... Not your mothers or other people, but with me."
Fury looked at me as if that was the stupidest shit he'd ever heard, my wives echoing that sentiment with glares.
"Kay mum! You're the best!!" This was what was said by all of my baby girls, to a lesser or greater extent whilst the boys were just high-fiving. I just closed my eyes, took a deep breath and moved on with what I had to do as Fury started to hand out toys and sweets, as usual. There was one though that caught my eye, the toy was a glowing blue stone that looked oddly like the space stone.
"Hey Fury, isn't that from the tesseract?"
"Yeah, it is, its inert now and we can't get anything from it. Why? You want to steal it from your kids?"
"Yes. I'll buy them spaceships when their older."
"What yo mean, 'you'll buy them space ships'!?"
"As in, i see shiny, i want. Now please..."
"But mum..." (Anna)
"Do you all want to swear with me at 10?"
"""Yes...""" They all spoke this time.
"Then you'll let mummy have the shiny stone."
"""ok..."""
Seeing how saddened they were I sighed and created 23 different stones that looked almost the same but didn't have the same origin.
"Is that better...? You little crocodiles."
"""WE LOVE YOU MUM!!"""
"What the fuck about me!?"
"""YOU TOO UNCLE EYEPATCH!"""
The kids were almost completely in sync, causing me and Fury to stare at each other in sympathy. My wives just stood in the background and shook their heads.
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