When i had teleported i got distracted by the movement of one of my wives below me, her hands moving to my privates and quickly stirring it as I began teleporting. This is what lead to the unfortunate event of all of us teleporting onto the top of the dining room table, me taking the brunt of it as i cushioned the blow for my wives; my position had changed mid teleport.
"Shit...!"
I felt some small glass shards sticking out the back of my dress as my wives, which were all being held on top of me by my strength, started to awake. It was strange as I had heard something about the process taking several days. The thought came out of my head as i heard from the other side of the house some panting and a faint conversation about how i shouldn't just intrude. 'Damn, i kinda pissed him off didn't I?'
[Hehe, he'll get over it i am sure!]
[Yes darling, he will get over it.]
'Ah Oceana! Its very good to hear your voice, you have no idea how much i was suffering under that back up AI...'
[Oh? That guy, yeah he is a slacker... He could have easily taken control but he just doesn;t want to do work.]
'Son of a bitch... Oh yeah, new AI your name is now Skadi!'
[FUCK YEAH! Awesome name, do approve! Thanks mistress!]
[Haha, a new member? Already? You need to calm down Emelia...]
'I-its not like that... The guy said he needed someone to take over for him so i had to get a new AI, i didn't know it'd be feminine...'
[Gosh, you really need to chill out Emelia, i was only trying to joke.]
I looked up at Oceana's face only to see a shit-eating grin stretch across it. (Shit-eating grin is an Australian Colloquialism that means 'Gigantic sarcastic grin' or something very close to it.)
'You got me, i thought you were seriously mad at me.'
[Nah, figured I'd fuck with you a little just to loosen you up.]
'Thanks honey.'
[No probs,*Hums*🎶]
Now that they were waking up I rolled off of the table's remnants and tried to save them from the glass. I failed successfully, i had saved them from the glass but had failed to consider where they would roll to... They knocked over a few other wooden tables, bringing them down beside them.
'Fuck... Who ever interrupted me while teleporting will get punishment, this is the most embarrassing shit I've ever seen and I've seen Bogans before...'
[Illyana did it!]
Oceana was quick to rat out who had done it as she paled slightly from my threat. She wasn't an M and didn't want to know how i would punish someone i loved. I smiled at her antics before switching my gaze over to Illyana, her dress tightly clinging to her curves as she sat up. She looked hilarious as her long blonde hair draped over the front of her face and she had her legs splayed out like a princess from a Disney movie.
I didn't hold back my laughter and started uproariously laughing, my right hand holding my stomach.
"Hahahaha! Illyana you look like you've just climbed out of a tower with your hair!"
"I am not Rapunzel!"
She pouted slightly as Jean quickly joined in the hilarity, her own condition much better as she was able to wake up before my redirection and cushioned her own landing with her strength and dexterity. Which, now, were somewhat powerful, she basically had the basic strength, dexterity and powers as an ordinary Asgardian. Add on top of that her psychic abilities, she was rather powerful, could probably give Thor a run for his money.
"EMELIA! What are you doing to my house? And why are you even in it!?" Tony finally came out in a fluster as he slipped his shirt on.
"Well... I tried teleporting and one of my wives teased me a bit, causing this." I stood up and quickly gestured to the mess we had just caused. Shards of glass were scattered in between the couches, wood splinters had landed on the couch and throughout the room.
"As for why I am here, its because i don't have a house of my own and I needed somewhere to come back to, i didn't exactly want to wake up the kids at Xavier's school..."
Tony facepalmed as Pepper appeared from behind him with only a large white shirt and some purple panties. Seeing Illyana she moved forwards and spread her arms out.
"Illyana it is good to see you!"
Illyana chuckled and reciprocated.
"You too!"
"Hold on, is that a ring i see?"
Illyana shyly nodded as a slight blush spread through her face, this caused Oceana and Jean to stare at me as if i had done something unforgiveable.
"Y-yes, Emelia proposed."
"Congratulations!!"
They hugged again whilst Tony looked at all of us as if we were mad people... Eventually he sighed and facepalmed before walking to the bar, his gait relaxed. "Birdy, would you like a scotch?" He looked straight at me as I confusedly turned my head to the side at his nickname for me.
"Birdy?"
"Don't worry about it... How about we all get some Chinese food and have a little party?"
"Sounds good, I'm famished!" Jean was the one to speak as Pepper nodded whilst walking over to the side of the main entrance, placing her finger on a keypad and talking with someone about getting the food.
"So, scotch?"
"Sure. I probably need it."
"Emelia... Why are you drinking?"
"Why not? Its not like i can get drunk anyway."
"Eh, you can't?"
All of my wives turned to look at me, this aspect of my existence somehow passing by them. Even Illyana was stunned as she heard what i had said. Over the eight months we had several dates but they were all dinners and festival type dates, nothing of a more 'mature' level.
"Well that sucks for you... So she gets none, how about you fine ladies?"
They all shook their heads as they sat down near pepper. I sighed and waved my hand towards the table casting Reconstructio on the stuff we had broken, a few shards of glass wriggling free from our dresses and reattaching to the now repairing tables.
'Looks like its going to be a long night...'
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