"ENOUGH!" Righteous Su was now red from head to toe, his hands shaking so violently he could barely form words. "You're gonna get us flayed alive! Have you lost your mind!? You... you're the scum of the earth! I can't believe we share a brain!"
Evil Su laughed out loud, groaning as his hands mimicked spanking motions. "Ohhh yeah... just like that! Shut up, you're missing out on the fun! You think she's angry? Nah, bro, she's frustrated! She's aching for some big dick energy but you're too much of a coward to give it to her. Hell, I bet even her mother would—"
Righteous Su's eyes nearly popped out of his skull. "Her mother!? Have you lost your mind!? We're going to get torn apart! You're absolutely insane!"
Evil Su grinned, now spreading his hands wide, as if parting someone's legs, making filthy gestures. "Ohhh yeah, come here, baby... I've got control... Control of her when I'm spreading her wide open and—"
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Back in reality, Su Xiaobai snapped out of his internal chaos just in time to dodge another punch from Ling Er. Laughing nervously, he tried to deflect her strikes.
"Oh! Come on, it was just a joke! You're cute when you're angry, though—" he grinned, the words slipping out before his brain could catch up. "I like you as well. What are you so pouty about?"
"Huh?"
Ling Er froze, her hand still mid-swing, her eyes wide as Su Xiaobai's brain finally processed what he'd just said.
Wait… Did I really just say that...?
Su Xiaobai swore he wasn't trying to hit on her. It just... slipped out.
But she smelled so damn good.
Like fresh peaches under the spring sun.
"Mmph!?"
Before Ling Er could fire back, her cherry lips were wide open in shock, and suddenly, something rough and demanding claimed them.
"Mmmmmm!"
Her eyes snapped open, her brain barely able to process what was happening.
Su Xiaobai's face was so close, and his lips—his lips!? Her small hands were trapped, her attempts to shove him away useless against his strength.
"Hah! You—" Ling Er finally wrenched free, furiously wiping her lips with the back of her sleeve, her face blazing crimson. "What the hell are you doing!?"
Su Xiaobai grinned, completely unfazed. "You started it. Who told you to care so much about me? I mean, if you're so worried, maybe you've got a little crush, eh?"
"What!?" Ling Er was beyond furious now, practically vibrating with frustration as she grabbed her head in disbelief. "I-I was just warning you not to be so naive! Big brother!? You should be called little brain—your brain isn't big at all!!"
Su Xiaobai blinked, still savoring the lingering sweet taste on his lips.
Wait… Did she just say little brain?
His grin turned from innocent to pure devilry.
"Did you just call me small, Princess?" he muttered under his breath. "Let's see who's really small..."
"You—monster! Stay away!" Ling Er shrieked, scrambling backward, but Su Xiaobai pinned her to the ground, his smirk growing wider.
She desperately tried to cover her lips, her eyes wide with panic.
He chuckled, easily prying her hands away like she was a helpless kitten.
Seeing her flushed, teary eyes, he leaned in closer. "Oh, don't worry, my little princess...We're just getting started."
Her breath hitched, her heart pounding.
Su Xiaobai took her hand and boldly placed it against his crotch, his grin stretching even wider. "So... is it still small?"
"!!"
Ling Er's face practically exploded. "Bah! You shameless perver! Let me go!" Her eyes squeezed shut in frustration and humiliation, but her hands, now traitorously aware of what she was holding, couldn't help but twitch.
Su Xiaobai, however, had no intention of backing off.
With a wicked glint in his eyes, he leaned back down and kissed her again—this time slowly, savoring every second.
His lips parted hers, his tongue sliding into her mouth with ease, tasting her sweetness.
"Mmmmghhhhhhhh...."
Ling Er's eyes glazed over, her body betraying her as her hands weakly clutched at his back, her previous resistance fading fast.
Her breath became hot and ragged, her chest heaving as her face grew warmer by the second.
Brother Su, after wandering the wilds alone for so long, finally tasting something this soft and tender meat...
No way he was letting go now.
Even as she weakly tried to push him off, gasping for air, Su Xiaobai trailed his lips down her cheek to her neck, sending shivers down her spine.
"You… leave me already..." she murmured breathlessly, her voice barely above a whisper.
Su Xiaobai grinned devilishly, his lips brushing her ear. "Leave? no way..."
"Ugh..." Ling Er could only groan inwardly as she lay there, her body pinned beneath his, Su Xiaobai's weight pressing her deeper into the ground.
Her mind was spinning in complete chaos, torn between anger, embarrassment, and rising panic.
"Hey! Why are your perverted hands inside my robe!?.. I didn't give you permission for it!" she yelped, her face turning an even brighter red as she shot him an accusing look, her eyes wide with disbelief.
Su Xiaobai grinned down at her, feigning innocence, his fingers casually teasing the edge of her inner robe.
"So… no touch?" His tone was light, as if he was simply clarifying a misunderstanding, but his wicked smile told a different story.
"I..." Ling Er's face burned, her heart pounding in her chest as she tried to look anywhere but at him.
Flustered, she mumbled, "If you don't give me my silk ribbon back the next time we meet... I-I'll tell everyone what you're doing to me!"
Su Xiaobai's grin only grew wider, his hand slipping further down as he tugged her robe lower, exposing her delicate shoulders.
"Hm? And what exactly am I doing?" His fingers brushed her milky white shoulders.
Ling Er's breath hitched, her eyes shaking as she felt her robe sliding down further.
"You...!" She bit her lip, unable to stop herself from trembling under his touch. Her body was betraying her, and she hated it. "You're... you're undressing me! What else would you be doing!?"
Su Xiaobai leaned in, his lips dangerously close to her ear as his hand traced along her collarbone, sending electric sensations through her body. "Undressing you?" he murmured, his voice low and teasing. "Well, if you weren't resisting so cutely, maybe I wouldn't have to..." His hand slid down the front of her robe, grazing her bare skin beneath.
Ling Er's entire body froze as she felt his hand move lower. "H-hey! Don't—!" She gasped as his fingers brushed against her chest, her breath quickening. "Y-you shameless bastard! Stop!"
Su Xiaobai ignored her protests, his fingers expertly teasing the edge of her soft and round tender melons, "You say stop," he whispered, his lips brushing against her ear, "but your body seems to want something else."
Her face flushed even deeper, and she tried to turn her head away, but her body betrayed her again, her breath becoming ragged under his teasing touch.
"I-I'll scream!" she threatened weakly, her voice barely a whisper as her body tensed beneath him.
Su Xiaobai chuckled softly, his fingers sliding further down, grazing the sensitive light pink nipple that stood proudly. "Scream all you want," he said, his voice dripping with amusement. "No one's here to hear you... except me." He leaned closer, pressing his lips against her neck, making her shudder.
"You... you're going too far!" Ling Er gasped, her heart racing wildly.
She tried to push him off, but her strength was fading fast, her body betraying her as heat spread through her core.
Su Xiaobai's hand slid lower, his thumb grazing over her hardened nipple through the thin fabric of her inner robe. "Am I?" he asked, his voice smooth and teasing as he kissed her neck again, his tongue flicking over her skin. "Or maybe you've been wanting this all along? Did you purposefully lure me into the woods to do dirty things to me?"
"Shameless!" Ling Er gasped, squirming beneath him as his hand roamed her body. Her face was burning with embarrassment, but her body was responding in ways she didn't want to admit. "I... I never—!"