Landing on the porch of the farmhouse just as the morning sun began to rise from the east, I quietly opened the door and entered the house, trying not to awaken Mom since she wasn't the heaviest of sleepers, nothing like Dad; there could be a tornado happening outside, but I'm pretty confident he'd sleep right through it.
'Well, he'll sleep through anything right about now; eh, that wasn't that funny.' Mused Pharaoh lightly as he glanced at the Kent family grave in the distance before shaking his head and sighing.
Floating upstairs, I hovered past Mom's room before entering my own and closing the door behind me, busting a little too much force as I heard Mom grumble in her sleep. Standing before my mirror, I gave myself a once over, and I couldn't help but whistle; I really did look quite good in this suit; it fit me perfectly.
"Now that I think about it, this wasn't specifically made for me, was it? That spaceship was nearly 30,000 years old, so that means this suit must've been sitting there for a long time; this thing must mean something else in Krypton. A suit of honor, similar to a badge of honor?" Questioned Pharaoh curiously as he looked at himself in the mirror, donning the Superman pose with his fists resting on his hips while he puffed out his already prominent chest.
"I can't believe Superman does this; this is hella corny, though I gotta admit, it accentuates my pecks quite nicely, so there's that." Muttered Pharaoh with a faint grin as he took a step back and started doing different poses, trying to find one that he liked, though none suited his taste.
"Well, who said I need a pose anyway? Just my presence alone should be intimidating enough, at least to regular people. To beings like Doomsday, they won't give a fuck what kind of pose I'm doing." Said Pharaoh lightly with a raised eyebrow as he stopped posing and just stood straight while folding his arms across his chest.
Anyways, finding up with my little posing session, I closed the wardrobe and headed back downstairs; I didn't bother changing my clothes because, one, I wanted to show and tell Mom; I'm sure she'd be interested in learning about Krypton and all that, and secondly, this suit is incredibly comfortable, I could wear pretty much wear this forever, except for when I'm fucking the absolute brains out of Sara.
Now that I was on the topic of Sara, just thinking about her womanly stench was enough to get me aroused; that must of hers wasn't necessarily good; it smelled of sweat, pee, and just body odor, yet for some reason, it was so addictive and stimulating.
'Haa, I really wish he had that ancient mantra; it would make my life so much easier.' Thought Pharaoh lightly with a lustful expression as he glanced at his bulging crotch before sighing to himself and shaking his head while he floated downstairs.
Heading to the couch, I sat down and just watched some TV while waiting for Mom to come down, and whether I was lucky or unlucky, Kim Possible was currently playing, and I don't know about other people, but she was pretty bad if you catching my drift.
"Ohh, especially Sheago; she bad as fuck. Honestly, I haven't found a singly goth-styled cartoon character that is not bad as hell." Remarked Pharaoh lightly as he watched Tv, pervertedly licking his lips when Shego came on screen.
I continued to lust after fictional characters for some time while waiting for Mom, which took about an hour or so until I heard her start walking downstairs; standing up, I fixed my appearance and quickly donned Superman's pose with my fists on my hips just as Mom turned the corner.
"Pharaoh, what the hell are you wearing?" Asked Hana as she gazed at Pharaoh before shaking her head while approaching him.
"It's my suit; what do you think, Mom? I look quite sexy, right?" Questioned Pharaoh with a smirk as he stopped posing and looked at Hana, who just rolled her eyes while forcefully spinning him around, getting a look at his entire body.
"I don't think my son is sexy, though; yes, you do look quite handsome in it. This suit really compliments your chest and butt; huh, I might need a suit if that's the case." Remarked Hana with a shake of her head as she moved the cape out of the way, gazing at Pharaoah's butt before glancing at his chest, enviously eyeing his suit.
"Mom, I'm a man. Can you not compliment me about my butt along with my chest in the same sentence? It makes me seem like a woman, and do I look anything like a woman?" Stated Pharaoh with a slight frown as he looked at Hana, who ignored his words and brushed her hands across the symbol on his chest in interest.
"This symbol, does it mean something, Pharaoh?" Asked Hana curiously as she gazed at the white symbol on his chest before taking a few steps back, observing him from a distance.
"Yeah, in Krypton, it stands for hope." Replied Pharoah lightly with a wry smile as he looked down at his chest while Hana furrowed her brows.
"Krypton? What is that? Wait, is that possibly the name of your home world?" Questioned Hana with a faint frown as she intensely eyed the suit before suddenly widening her eyes, looking right at him while he nodded.
"Yes, Krypton is my home world, and my species is called a Kryptonian, which probably wouldn't have been too hard for you to figure out." Replied Pharaoh with a small smile as he approached Hana and grabbed her hand, leading her to the couch and sitting beside her.
"Something's happened while you were sleeping, Mom, so allow me to inform you of the events; I'm sure you'll be quite intrigued as well." Added Pharaoh lightly as he leaned back and propped his feet up on the coffee table while Hana quickly stood up.
"Wait, this seems like it'll be a long talk; let me get some coffee first." Said Hana as she left the living room and entered the kitchen; she then opened the fridge and grabbed a pitcher of iced coffee before pouring her a glass.
"Alright, I'm back, so tell me all about this Krypton and whatnot." Added Hana as she sat down beside Pharaoh, snuggling up beside him to keep herself warm while he began to tell her his nightly adventures with Sara.
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"... After that, speaking with my Father, I left the ship, flew around space a little, and returned home about two hours ago; it was a pretty fruitful night if I do say so myself." Stated Pharaoh as he finished recounting his nighttime adventures while making sure to leave out anything he didn't want Hana to know about, like vulgarly speaking about his own Mother or behaving like a dog for Sara's womanly stench, etc.
Once I finished telling Mom, I looked down at her, snuggling to my side as her eyes were closed, pondering about everything I had just said; seeing her do that, I just leaned back and closed my eyes while wrapping my arm around her, enjoying the tranquility, something we've gotten somewhat accustomed to doing after Dad's passing, and I don't hate it.
"So, let me get this straight while I was sleeping. You visited Sara, who was at a Shield base that was investigating an alien, or Kryptonian spaceship, lodged inside the ice for thousands of years; you then entered the ship, which resulted in Sara getting injured, and you had to authorize her wound. After that, you flew the spaceship to a deserted island and had a talk with a hologram of your Father, who then went ahead and informed you about your origins and why you were sent to Krypton and gave you this suit. All of that happened within one night?" Stated Hana as she looked back up at Pharaoh, who finally opened his eyes once she finished speaking.
"Hmm, when you put it like that, why did it take so long? I feel like not much happened, but time flew by quickly; was I enjoying myself?" Remarked Pharaoh with a nod as he glanced at Hana before frowning and rubbing his chin while she just sighed and shook her head.
"Haa, well, I don't really like Sara, but she's okay, is she? I don't dislike her to the point where I want her to die, just to where you and her will break up." Asked Hana as she took a sip of her iced coffee before furrowing her brows while Pharaoh gave her a blank look before rolling his eyes.
"Yes, she's fine; I had checked on her before coming home; I don't know what's happening to her, but she's healing at an accelerated rate, faster than what should be humanly possible." Replied Pharaoh with a nod before adorning a thoughtful expression, while Hana raised an eyebrow.
"Well, Jean is a mutant, so maybe Sara is one; she might've just awakened her mutant gene later in life, or maybe she needed something to awaken it, similar to how Jean awakened hers. Speaking of Jean and Sara, I know that girl has a crush on you; she has had one for years, so when do you plan to break the news to her that you and Sara are dating?" Remarked Hana with a small yawn, followed by Pharaoh doing the same before he grunted in annoyance while rubbing his head.
"How about this, Mom? What if I just don't tell her?" Asked Pharaoh with a grin, earning him a blank stare from Hana.
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Listen, no homo, but I agree with Hana; Tut's butt🍑 looks fantastic in the suit; just saying.