After Mom cooled down about my little prank, she reprimanded me while I sat on my knees, just like a little child being admonished by their parents.
"... And lastly, I shouldn't have to say this, but besides that loathsome Sara, don't tell that joke to another woman; you'll be instantly labeled as a creep and a rapist, and I don't need my son to be either of those." Stated Hana with an ugly expression at the mention of Sara as she repeatedly tapped her foot on the ground while she glared at Pharaoh with folded arms.
"Understand me?"
"Yes, Mom." Replied Pharaoh meekly with a nod while hanging his head down and sitting on his knees right before his space pod.
With a final huff from Mom, I finally stood up and dusted off my legs, which were covered in dust and hay, causing me to sigh as I was now going to have to change my PJs; I just hoped they weren't permanently damaged, they were made of silk, and that stuff is delicate.
"Good. So, a-about you being an Alien, Pharaoh?" Said Hana with a nod before she turned slightly nervous as she glanced at the space pod, only to feel a pair of lips touching her cheek.
"Oh, please, Mom, I was merely acting the part; I literally couldn't care if I was an alien or not. Besides, I've long since known I was an alien; this wasn't exactly private information." Remarked Pharaoh with a smile as he dismissively shook his head before wrapping his arms around Hana and hugging her, which she gladly reciprocated.
"Eh, you've known about this? S-Since when? I swear I could count the number of times with just one hand when James and I have spoken about you being an alien, and that was all before your super senses awakened, so you shouldn't have ever been able to hear us." Questioned Hana curiously with a raised eyebrow as she backed away slightly and looked up at Pharaoh.
"Hmm, now that you mention it, I can't recall a time when I heard you and Dad speaking about that." Muttered Pharaoh with a nod and a thoughtful expression before lightly shaking his head.
"Anyways, that's not how I figured out I was an Alien. You know I've got a powerful mind, right? Well, let's just say I can vividly remember in detail everything from shortly after I was born to this very moment, which includes the time before I was sent into space from my birth parents." Added Pharaoh, his words slightly surprising Hana as she tightened her hug with him doing the same.
"Y-You can remember all of that? That's impressive, to say the least; I can hardly remember what I did a month ago. So, what were your birth parents like." Remarked Hana lightly before wryly smiling as she shook her head.
"Hehe, no idea." Replied Pharaoh with a slight chuckle, his words causing Hana to be taken aback as she looked at him skeptically.
"Heh, I said I remember everything; I never said I spent a long time with my birth parents. Though, if you wish to know Mom, the very first thing I remember is hearing loud explosions, followed by blinding light, which prevented me from opening my eyes, though when I was placed inside the space pod, I did manage to lay eyes upon my birth parents." Added Pharaoh with a smirk as he slowly removed himself from the hug before walking toward one of the hay bales and sitting down, prompting Hana to do the same.
With Mom sitting beside me, I switched my position and laid down, resting my head on her lap, something I used to always do when I was younger, though now, I hardly ever do it, not because I don't love her or anything, I'm just growing that's all. However, despite trying to make this moment as loving as possible, when I placed my head down, I got a strong whiff of Mom's pheromones, similar to the ones animals release when in heat, and since I was a man, those pheromones, smelled incredibly great.
'Nope, this isn't my fault; it's biology!' Thought Pharaoh to himself as he shut off his sense of smell altogether before he started to get aroused.
"What did your birth parents look like?" Asked Hana curiously as she looked down at Pharaoh and gently caressed his head, oblivious to the scent she was releasing into the air.
"I didn't get a good look, but from what I saw, my Father was a built man and pretty handsome, though I was obviously more handsome; my Mother, on the other hand, was pretty and had a sexy body with stunning curves." Replied Pharaoh with a slight smirk while doing the light-skin sexy face, causing Han to roll her eyes before his eyes took on a lustful glint.
"I don't think that's how you should be imagining your birth Mother, Pharaoh." Said Hana as she lightly reprimanded Pharaoh with a gentle slap on the head, causing him to chuckle.
"It's fine, Mom. She may have been my Mother, but I don't see her as such, and as cruel as it may be, I care for her about as much as I would a complete stranger; the same goes for my Father. They weren't the ones that raised, sheltered, fed, taught, punished, loved me, none of that; well, they probably loved me. The ones who did that were you and Dad; you two are the only people I see as my parents and Family." Stated Pharaoh, dismissively waving his hand as he closed his eyes and recounted everything from his childhood until now while Hana smiled with pity.
"I suppose you're right, Pharaoh, though I can't help but pity them; they missed out on the opportunity to raise you, and they'll never get the chance back." Said Hana with a slight sigh as she shook her head, causing Pharaoh to smirk faintly.
"If you could-" Asked Pharaoh, though he wasn't even given a chance to actually ask his question before Hana interrupted them with an intense glare.
"No, as much I pity them, I would never; I love you too much." Hana seriously, causing Pharaoh to grab her hand while softly smiling.
"You didn't even give me a chance to ask my question; I only said three words; how do you even know if it was a yes or no question?" Asked Pharao curiously as he suspiciously looked at Hana, who smirked while poking his nose.
"Mother's intuition; it may not be that potent since I didn't physically give birth, but I raised you, so I damn sure have it." Said Hana, her words causing Pharaoh to laugh while shaking his head.
"Haha, okay, whatever you say, Mom. Though returning back to my birth parents, they didn't get the chance to since shortly after I was shot from my planet, it exploded; if I were to go there now, it's probably just a cluster of debris." Remarked Pharaoh as he smirked while looking at Hana, who was showing an awkward expression.
"W-Well, I still wouldn't change my answer, but it does make me pity them even more; they really did love you if they shot you off the planet instead of taking the pod by themselves. Though that space pod is pretty big, I'm sure the Mother could've managed to squeeze in there; it would've just been a little tight." Stated Hana with a wry smile while trying to sound nice, though Pharaoh merely enjoyed watching her.
"Eh, there must've been an important reason why they didn't come; it probably had something to do with me, if I'm being honest. Anyway, after my home plant exploded, I went to sleep, and the next thing I remember seeing was your face, followed by Dad's shortly after." Said Pharaoh with a smile as he and Hana stared at each other with lovely smiles, only for him to mischievously smirk.
"Though I will say, age is catching up to you. You were very beautiful then, and while you still are, I spot a couple of wrinkles. Also, Is that white hair?" Added Pharaoh, his words causing the atmosphere of a loving mother and son to instantly crumble as Hana sported a furious expression.
"Tch, now I regret finding you in that crater." Said Hana with an ugly expression as she pushed Pharaoh off her lap and onto the dirty, dusty ground while he loudly laughed.
"Ohh, you think it's funny calling your Mom old? Well, since that's the case, I also think it's funny to punish my son. You're cleaning this entire barn tomorrow. Have fun, Pharaoh. HAHA!" Added Hana with a wicked smirk as she stood up and glared at Pharaoh, who instantly froze before looking at her while she walked out of the barn, laughing loudly.
"That wasn't funny." Muttered Pharaoh while grumbling under his breath as he stood up, dusted his clothes off, and left the barn, closing the doors behind him.
'Oops almost forgot that.' Mused Pharaoh as he turned around and entered the barn, only to exit while holding the command key.
I didn't have much use for the command key, so I just stuffed it in my pocket and walked home, intensely eyeing the well when Mom happened to walk past it. Entering the house, I walked upstairs and entered my room before tossing the command key on the bed, followed by stripping down to my underwear and tossing my PJs alongside my farming clothes.
Wearing some regular, lame clothes, I hopped in bed and decided to go to sleep, falling asleep rather quickly as I experienced a multitude of lewd dreams, one that I had even thought was a nightmare.
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Heh, take a guess, what was Tut's lwed nightmare? 😏 They say dreams are the visions from your your alternate selves from different universes, so who knows, maybe one day he'll visit a universe where he's in a crazy relationship.🤷🏾