Hearing Mom calling me, I stabbed the shovel in the ground and sighed as I swiftly appeared before her, stopping the tractor that was about to run her over and lifting it into the air; turning, I reached down and helped Mom up, though I couldn't help but give her a reproachful look.
"Mom, for the love of god, just because you've got a superpowered son doesn't mean you can act restless; why the hell were you standing in front of the tractor?" Asked Pharaoh with a frown as he glanced at Hana, who grumbled under her breath while dusting clothes off.
"Tch, the stupid tractor stopped working, so I went to check the engine, and it just started moving on its." Replied Hana in slight anger as she glared at the tractor that was currently in the air before folding her arms and glancing at Pharaoh.
Nodding at Mom, I turned to the tractor and looked at it before glancing back at her.
"Okay, but Mom, what made you think it was a smart idea to inspect the engine while it was still running? You didn't even put it in park; no wonder why it suddenly started moving." Asked Pharaoh as he gently set the tractor down, prompting Hana to grab the key causing the engine to immediately shut off, along with making a few noises that didn't sound the healthiest.
"How else would I figure out what was wrong with the engine if I didn't keep it running? It would make it easier to figure out what wasn't working correctly." Remarked Hana lightly as she stored the keys in her overall pocket, which was on the front of her torso, similar to a Kangaroo's pocket.
Despite how dangerous Mom's idea was, I couldn't really fault her logic; it made perfect sense; it would be much easier to find the broken part among a bunch of moving parts rather than everything being still.
"As for the tractor not being in park, that was my fault; I had forgotten to do it." Added Hana with an awkward cough as she looked away, causing Pharaoh to blankly looked at her before rubbing his face with his hands.
"Mom." Said Tut in defeat, distress and concern as he looked at Hana, who huffed and defiantly folded her arms.
"Don't give me that, Tut; it's only our third day out here; we're learning, and we'll make mistakes. I hope you didn't expect us to know how to farm right off the bat." Stated Hana as she looked at Pharaoh, who just blankly stared at her.
"If I remember correctly, who was the one who said it would be easy for two geniuses to farm? Who was it that nearly went into a rage fit on the first day for not knowing how to use a tractor? Who was it that nearly gave up after only being out here for a few hours?" Questioned Pharaoh as he leaned forward with inquiry, causing Hana to slightly blush while looking away in shame.
"Tch, I'm going to take a break; you put the tractor away. I don't feel like getting run over this time." Said Hana as she glanced at Pharaoh before walking past him, heading toward the farmhouse in the distance, while muttering the last part to herself, something he clearly heard.
Watching Mom leave, I just sighed to myself before lifting the tractor up and carrying it back to the barn in the distance since someone still had the keys with them. Arriving at the barn, I opened the sliding wood doors and gently set the tractor down before leaning against it and overlooking the farmland Mom and I have been working on for the past three days, and just as you'd imagine from two non-farmers, we've made mediocre progress, no, not even mediocre progress when you take into account who my Dad is.
As embarrassing as it was, we hadn't even gotten to actually planting the seeds; I feel like we're still quite a way away; after all, we still need to plow the field, water the field, and probably a few other things first before we can actually begin planting. For being the child of a Farmer, it was actually a little shameful; I'm just glad Dad wasn't here to see me; I feel like I would've gotten a disappointed look from him.
"Ugh, I can already feel it now." Muttered Pharaoh with an unsightly expression as he looked to the ceiling, looking past it and into the sunny blue sky despite it being toward the end of November.
Mumbling to myself, I was about to head back out and continue to rip all the weeds out of the field since that's apparently what I have to do before I begin farming; how did I learn that despite having shallow-farming knowledge, you may ask, well it's simple: the internet. However, before I could leave, I felt my phone vibrate, causing me to stop and grab it, only to see an image of Sara, which filled me with both joy and dread. This wasn't the first time she's called me while I've been out here with Mom; it's just, every time she has, it's always been of her masturbating, and hearing her sweat sexy moans was amazing yet terrible at the same time since I couldn't join her over the phone because of my punishment.
"Ugh, I swear to fucking god, Sara, if this is just of you masturbating again." Whispered Pharaoh as he went against his better judgment and accepted the call, only to sigh in relief and disappointment when he heard her normal voice.
"Tut, how's it going? Liked my previous phone calls?" Asked Sara curiously before mischievously smirking, wanting to tease him with a few moans, but she was currently in public.
"I loved them, actually, and that's the problem, Sara. Now, what's going on with you? I can hear a whole bunch of noise; are you in a car? No, that seems too loud to be a car." Remarked Pharaoh blandly as he looked at his phone before shaking his head and changing the conversation while thoughtfully rubbing his chin.
"Hehe, always so observant, Tut, though yes, I'm actually in a helicopter right now." Replied Sara lightly with a slight chuckle, her words surprising Tut as he widened his eyes.
"In a helicopter? The hell you're doing to be in a helicopter? You better not be on a date with your secret boyfriend." Questioned Tut with a playful smirk while Sara merely rolled her eyes and chuckled.
"Heh, I can't hide anything from you. Yes, I'm actually on a date with him, and he's treating me like a Queen, not just like a friend; in all honesty, he's a much better boyfriend than you; I should really dump you and date him instead." Said Sara with a mischievous smirk as she glanced at the dude sitting next to her, who greeted her with a nod before looking away.
"Well, maybe you should, but I bet his dick isn't as big as mine; after being fucked senseless with my BBC nearly every day, good luck finding another man to ever satisfy your sexual needs; after all, bigger isn't always better, there is a limit to things." Declared Pharaoh with a slight lustful grin as he grabbed his semierect crotch, while Sara just shook her head.
"Alright, alright, I'm in public, so let's move away from that topic; anyways, I had wanted to inform you that my boss from the Daily Bugle called me in for a very special and even secretive mission." Stated Sara slightly as she shifted the topic to the more pressing matter, causing Tut to slightly widen his eyes.
"Special and secretive? It sucks that you have to go during the middle of Thanksgiving, but that's wonderful; you've only been working at that place for two years, and you've been moving up the ladder like crazy! Seems my woman is going place even I can't reach." Remarked Pharaoh with an excited and proud grin as he aimlessly walked around the barn, while Sara slightly blushed from his praise.
"Well, it's mostly thanks to you, if I'm being honest, Tut; I wouldn't have dared to go to any of those places without you; I see myself as a little daring, not suicidal." Said Sara lightly as she shook her head, recounting all the dangerous and deadly places she's investigated over the years alongside her Tut.
"Yeah, sometimes I wonder if you're dating me cause you love me or if I'm just a convenient bodyguard." Said Pharaoh as he leaned against the barn's wall, only for Sara to chuckle.
"Hehe, I wonder. Anyway, I can't tell you much about the place where I'm going since I'd probably get denied access or something along those lines, and the daily bugle only managed to get one pass with enough authority to get me at the scene. So, it might be a little dangerous, so, you know, stay focused on me, please." Said Sara with a smile before shaking her head and turning serious, only to whisper the last part quietly, not knowing her phone call had been bugged for quite some time now.
"Yeah, yeah, I know Sara, don't need to tell me twice; you're my sexy, slutty girlfriend; I can't have that ass of yours going anyway; you know I need to taste it." Remarked Pharaoh gently as he rolled his eyes before thinking about Sara's ass, which caused him to get an erection almost immediately.
"Haa, unbelievable; I doubt I'll have my phone for much longer; they'll probably confiscate it or something, so bye, love you, and don't you dare sleep with another woman, Tut." Said Sara with a sigh before squinting her eyes at the small picture of Tut on her phone.
"Love you too, and I'll try; it's not easy, though." Replied Pharaoh with a slight smirk, causing Sara to grunt before she hung up the phone.
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Hana is clearly not meant for outside work, I think she needs to stick with the sciency stuff, but that's just my thoughts