New York City, Early Morning.
Wasp was chasing after Whirlwind through traffic before stopping at a construction site.
"So you break outta jail than come here? Where I shop? Here's a question: Why do you like prison so much?" She asked stopping in front of Whirlwind who suddenly transformed into Enchantress.
"Enchantress?!" Wasp yelled as she got ready to attack.
Only for Executioner, Wonder Man, Crimson Dynamo, Abomination, and Zemo to surround her and knock her out.
Across Town.
Shinobi was running along a building before coming to a fire escape and jumped through it, vaulting over the other end and continued to jump off the side to the next building. He stopped by another fire escape and held onto it as he stuck to the wall right beside it.
(Click! Click!)
He blinked hearing the sounds of a camera taking pictures before looking to the fire escape and saw a woman with black hair, wearing a leather jacket over a white sleeveless shirt, jeans, and boots laying on the fire escape, back leaning on the railing.
Beside her is a stainless steel coffee mug.
This is Jessica Jones, a Private Investigator.
"Rough night Jessica?"
"Not as bad as you Shinobi. Oh wait, that's how you always look."
"Oh, that was a good comeback!" Naruto said sarcastically as Jessica took pictures of a couple. "You know, it's jobs like these that give P.I.'s a bad name."
"The husband wants to know if his wife was cheating, she is. It's not my fault the husband didn't have the balls to-!"
"Or he could be getting off on the pictures." The woman looked to the Avenger at that. "What? I saw an episode of a show last night of a married couple, each went to the same Private Investigator team at different times, and divided them up into teams in hopes of getting the other to cheat and film it, only for the couple to really be in it together and wanted to get off on the films together."
"You watch some shitty TV."
"I'm just saying don't be so cynical," Naruto said before saluting. "Say hi to Luke for me."
Jessica flipped him off before she continued taking pictures as Naruto backflipped off and landed in front of a building with a sign that read 'Goodman, Lieber, Kurtzberg & Book.'
Running across buildings for several miles, Naruto stopped at the Wakanda Embassy to visit his new friend Shuri. Walking inside and past several Wakandan people, Naruto passed T'Challa and Hawkeye talking under a tree with heart shaped herb and a running water fountain. T'Challa explained the juices of the Heart Herb help enhance the senses of the kings of the Panther Tribe and is applied to the skin.
Naruto walked backward into Shuri's room, not noticing the bathroom door was open, nor the running water of a shower.
"Shuri, you here?"
"In here Naruto~"
An oblivious Naruto walked into the rather large bathroom and gained a nosebleed that seeped through his mask as he saw Shuri in a shower stall, with steamed glass walls, and a door. The walls starting at her neck and ended down to just below her knees.
Naruto blinked owlishly as the steamed glass did little to hide her figure as she washed the shampoo out of her hair.
"I-I'm sorry, I'll wait outside," Naruto said just as she turned the water off and opened the door.
Naruto turned around as she walked out and grabbed a towel. Then quickly walk out as he saw her dark brown nipples and pussy with a patch of black hair on her mound in the mirror by the sink.
Avenger's Mansion, Night.
"No, no, no. The suits have to be in an expandable array."
Tony said wearing his bodysuit while working on a suit of his. "Interchangeable too. So I can have any suit at any time in seconds."
"You only have three suits, sir," J.A.R.V.I.S. replied as Tony tightened a bolt on the machine that held one of his suits.
"Sure, now, but what if we're… Why are you arguing with me? Just reconfigure it!"
"Mansion update: Avenger I.D. Wasp accepted." J.A.R.V.I.S. said getting Tony to stop.
"Oh good, Jan would want me to have more suits. Maybe you will do what she says."
"Ms. van Dyne is-(GARBLED!)" J.A.R.V.I.S. said right before his speech became garbled.
"J.A.R.V.I.S.?" Tony asked as J.A.R.V.I.S.'s voiced slowed down and looked over his shoulder.
Only to jump out of the way from a punch by the Crimson Dynamo. Landing in a crouch, he raised his right hand with his blaster on, only to get hit by Zemo's sword handle. Dynamo grabbed Tony's head and started to squeeze.
"No Dynamo," Zemo said walking out of the shadows. "Not yet."
Dynamo then threw Tony at a stone support, cracking it and knocked Tony out.
Upstairs, Hulk was watching TV on the couch eating chips before Enchantress came up on a commercial.
"Hello again, monster."
Hulk got up and threw the couch at the TV before Abomination grabbed him from behind then threw him into a portal that opened up to an icy field.
In the training room, Captain America was doing an obstacle course before the room went dark.
"Tony?" He asked before dodging a swipe of a double-headed ax.
He then tackled the person before Wonder Man tackled him and flew through the wall and was knocked down by the Executioner.
"I told you when we last met this wasn't over, Captain."
As his vision blurred, Captain America looked up at Zemo.
"Now it is." Zemo finished as Captain America blacked out.
"What of Thor?" Enchantress asked as she and the others walked in.
"I haven't forgotten Enchantress. The Thunderer, Ant-Man, and Shinobi remain." Zemo said pulling Wasp's card up to his mask. "Avengers… Assemble."
Central Park.
Thor was walking with Jane over a stone bridge, holding his helmet under his arm.
"So, your dad still taking that big nap? What did you call it again?" Jane asked Thor as they crossed the bridge.
"The Odin Sleep." The Asgardian replied looking at her. "No, he has woken by now."
"And you haven't talked to him yet?"
"(Sigh) Nay, Jane Foster. I have not returned to Asgard since we last spoke." Thor replied with a sigh. "I have been needed here."
They walked in silence for a few moments and past a couple making out as Jane looked at them with a smile.
"The Avengers are formidable, but the threats they face..." Thor trailed off before putting his helmet on. "It would seem I am needed more than ever." He finished as they stared at each other before his card rang.
He picked it up and saw his face come up in the black box. "This card is troubling. Iron Man's technology is constantly making noises at me."
"I think they're calling for you Thor," Jane replied as he put the card back in his belt. "As you said: You're needed."
Thor smiled before flying off towards the mansion.
Avengers Mansion.
The skylight opened up allowing Thor to land in the main hall. "Ho Avengers! Ho Computer! Thor has arrived!"
"Welcome, Asgardian."
Thor turned to see Zemo walk down the steps.
"I know of thee," Thor replied looking up at the villain. "You are Captain America's foe, Zemo."
"Heh-Heh-Heh, you may call me master," Zemo said holding out his hand as he stopped in the middle of the stairs. "Now kneel before me."
"You're mad mortal. Thor kneels before no one." Thor said before a flash of gold light, blinded him for a second, and Wonder Man, Dynamo, Abomination, Executioner, and Enchantress appeared in the room.
"As I said..." Zemo said as Enchantress came to his side and draped her arm on his right shoulder. "Kneel before your masters."
"RAH!"
Thor slammed Mjölnir down creating a shock wave before hitting Dynamo away with the hammer. He threw Mjölnir at Executioner having it bounce off towards Enchantress who's hands glowed creating yellow smoke stopping the hammer in its tracks. Dynamo fired rockets at Thor who blocked and then was tackled by the Executioner.
Thor then flipped him over to Dynamo, got up, and was hit with a blast from Wonder Man then grabbed by Abomination and Executioner before being hit by Wonder Man again.
CRACK!
Lightning cracked as it started to rain as Shinobi, Hawkeye and Black Panther sat on the building across from the mansion, Naruto and Hawkeye each looking through a monocular.
"Well, that's not good," Hawkeye said to the others. "OK, we call S.H.I.E.L.D. and get the Hulk-Buster gear-"
"And destroy the city in the ensuing battle? As well as seal the fate of our teammates." Panther said from his crouched position.
"What do you recommend?"
Panther looked down for a moment before speaking. "Indeed, it is up to us."
Naruto dropped down and jumped across the street to a window. He opened it and went into the hall on the top floor. Staying in the shadows, he walked to the main hall and jumped over the railing, and landed in a crouch. Naruto then followed Zemo who was carrying Captain's shield to the underground entrance.
"What are you going to do Zemo?"
Naruto saw Wonder Man and Dynamo guarding the entrance before creating a Genjutsu (Illusion Technique.) to hide at the couch.
"Do not be so troubled Wonder Man. All you need to know is you do what I say and you will get your humanity back." Zemo replied as he stopped. "And you needn't worry either Dynamo. You will have Iron Man… I have a much bigger appetite." He finished taking a step to the fireplace.
Only to be blocked by Dynamo. "When?"
"When I say so."
After a tense moment, Dynamo stepped aside and let Zemo to the elevator. Naruto dashed to the door just as it closed and waited for the elevator to go down before jumping on the roof. They went to the underground base and Naruto saw a tied-up Thor up on the table as the others minus Hulk and Ant-Man were unconscious in chairs smoke wrapped around them like a rope.
Naruto stayed near the walls as he waited for Hawkeye and Black Panther to make their move as Zemo threw cold water on Captain America
"(Cough! Cough!) Zemo." Captain America said after coughing.
"Welcome back Captain."
"You've got me Zemo. Leave the others out of this." Captain America said to the villain.
"Heh-Heh-Heh. But the Avengers are already spoken for Captain. Your new friends have made powerful enemies." Zemo said, hands behind his back.
"What do you want? The War is over. After all these years, is revenge on me that important to you?" The American-themed hero asked.
"Yes. But now Captain, I've been promised the world. And you will live just long enough to see me have it."
Naruto looked to see the Enchantress walk around Thor, trailing a finger on him. "Be at ease, my love. You are safe with me."
"Enchantress what are you doing? You are an Asgardian, not some lackey to a mortal villain."
"(Chuckles.) Zemo's but a toy. To be… discarded when I tire of him."
"What do you want?" Thor asked getting the female Asgardian to look down and cup his head.
"You, of course. You've always been my heart's desire. Ever since we were children playing your pranks."
Thor looked confused at that. "Pranks? I did no such tricks, that was Loki who did those."
"What? No, you did. Loki didn't have blonde hair or blue eyes. Unless he used a spell to look like you."
"Nay, Loki would want people to know he was the one who did that. And who would believe I did them if he did?"
Enchantress looked confused, remembering pulling pranks with a blonde-haired boy.
"What are you doing Enchantress?!"
Before she could dwell on it any further, she was pulled from her thoughts by Zemo who walked over with Abomination.
"It's a mistake to keep them alive, Zemo." Abomination said from his spot.
"I will not be questioned by you, Abomination."
Abomination them turned Zemo around. "Don't ignore me! You've got no powers, no strength, you're nothing! So why are you giving orders to us? The Avengers is done, and so is this mission!"
"The Hulk is still alive. Ant-Man and Shinobi are still out there. They're the bigger threat."
"Ha! If you're worried about them, then we're really better off without you-!"
Abomination stopped as Zemo hit him with Cap's shield and swept kicked him to the ground. Zemo then pulled his sword and put it to Abomination's throat.
"They are the last two Avengers, They're a threat. And you wish to know why I lead? Because I'm better than you."
"They're not the last Avengers, there are two more." Abomination replied before an arrow hit his forehead and shocked him.
Multiple arrows rained down having Zemo block them as Hawkeye landed on the table. Naruto appeared in front of Enchantress and kicked her as she disappeared and reappeared beside Zemo.
"Zemo! There's another Avenger up here! Black Panther!"
She attacked Naruto with blasts as Zemo attacked Hawkeye as Panther attacked Dynamo and Wonder Man upstairs.
Naruto dashed to Enchantress who disappeared having Naruto see Abomination was behind her. Naruto slid under his feet, got up, and hit him with a Rasengan. (Spiraling Sphere.)
"Rasengan! (Spiraling Sphere!)"
Abomination was sent to the window and went through it falling several stories to the ground.
"Are you insane?! Why didn't you bring in S.H.I.E.L.D.?!"
Iron Man yelled as he woke up as Black Panther was brought it and Zemo held his sword at his throat. Naruto stopped his attack as Dynamo pointed his weapons at Hawkeye as they stood together.
A few moments of Zemo gloating had Naruto yell out. "Oh for God's sake! Kill me now so I don't have to hear this damn monologue!"
"Did you believe the three of you could beat all of us?"
"Three?" Naruto asked smiling behind his mask. "That's cute he thinks we were trying to beat him."
"I know, he is misguided." Black Panther said crossing his arms. "We weren't trying to defeat your team, Baron. We were the distraction. Allowing Ant-Man access to his lab." He finished remembering Ant-Man in his small form fly out of the shadows earlier when scoping the mansion.
"Yeah, he just needed to get a few things," Hawkeye said before he and Panther ducked as Naruto threw his right arm out in an arc sending a volley of liquid crystal elastomer projectiles in a targeted 360-degree arc.
The projectiles vaporize on firing, emitting a wave of concussive-stunning gas having the villains cough.
(Non-Lethal Typhoon from Deus Ex Games.)
"Surrender Zemo!"
They looked to see Ant-Man in his human size holding a silver rifle. He then shot an orange beam at Wonder Man getting him to scream before dissipating. Ant-Man then dropped it and shrunk as Naruto went to Dynamo, put his hand on his suit, and emitted an EMP blast from a hole on his palm, his arm being protected from it.
He then ducked under a swipe from Enchantress and grabbed her arms before jumping up and kicked her away, letting go of her arms and flipped on his feet. He saw he knocked her out, letting the others go.
Tony ran out yelling an activation program at J.A.R.V.I.S. as Captain America went to Zemo and got his shield back.
Enchantress groaned as she looked up at Naruto. "You… have his hair from back then. You wouldn't harm a lady, would you?"
"Nope," Naruto said smirking under his mask as Thor used Mjölnir to create a portal having a snow-covered Hulk walk-in holding an ice club.
"But he might."
"You. RAH!" Hulk growled out as the Executioner tackled him.
Hawkeye and America fought Zemo as Wonder reformed and attacked Ant-Man who went in his giant form. Iron Man then flew in attacking Wonder Man having the villains group up together, Wonder Man shrinking.
The two teams then charged and attacked each other, blowing holes in the building. The Avengers easily held their own against the villains and drove them away with Enchantress using her powers to get everyone away.
Unknown Location.
The villains appeared in Zola's lab as the Enchantress went into a room as the Executioner guarded the door.
Inside, she created a portal showing Loki in the Shadow Realm. "The pieces are in place, my lord."