New York City; Harry And Peter's Apartment Early Morning.
Naruto was rummaging through the refrigerator as Peter was adding his half of the rent and bills before sighing at the total.
'Expenses: $2,326.30
Income: $1,100.00.'
Suddenly, a green statue was dropped on the table in front of Peter. He looked to see Harry who put it down while he had a drink in the other hand.
"What do you think?"
"Looks... Expensive." Peter replied as Naruto walked in drinking a can of soda.
"Good lord that's ugly," Naruto said as Harry sat down.
"What's with the higher math?" Harry asked as Naruto went to the balcony.
"Monthly expenses."
Naruto then saw a black attack helicopter chase a black car. Looking back, Naruto took off his shirt revealing his costume as his half-mask came up before running along with the building just as it went past the apartment.
Naruto threw a rope at the helicopter before pulling himself up and jumped on the windshield.
"Sup?! Oh, no movie on this flight? Come on, how about Black Hawk Down?!" Naruto asked as the helicopter weaved around before landing on top of a parking garage.
Naruto backflipped off and somersaulted back onto his feet and looked over as a man with light brown hair graying at the sides and a mustache goatee combo with a grey patch on the chin in a black suit walked towards him.
"You pass with flying colors, Shinobi."
"Pass?" Naruto asked as the man flashed a badge as another man came out of the car with spiky blonde hair.
"Special Agent Roberts. That's Sax." Roberts pointed to the other man.
"Ooh, a test? And here I am without a pencil." Naruto replied in front of the two agents.
"We had to do something to get your attention. You're not an easy man to get ahold of."
"I'm not bulletproof either," Naruto replied pointing to the guns on the front of the helicopter.
"Blanks."
"You went to a lot of trouble to get my attention, why?"
"Because we wanted to meet with you alone. Your country needs you, Shinobi."
"When you say country, do you mean America? Because I have my own." Naruto said crossing his arms.
"How much do you know about the international monetary transfer?"
"I'm still trying to figure out how to dodge the buck fifty charges at the ATM. There's a secret organization that doesn't get charged, right? Like the Free Masons?" Naruto asked as Roberts walked to the railing.
"90% of the world's banks are now digital and growing. All account transfers are now done with encrypted satellite transmission. We learned that a super chip called the TX-1 was commissioned specifically to decrypt those transmissions. I don't want to tell you what that would mean to the world's economy."
"You see, that's why I keep my money underneath the mattress. Do you know who made the chip?" Naruto asked as he jumped over and crouched on the railing.
"All we know is a Mod Cryptologist named Bledsoe is putting the final touches on it."
"Still not seeing where I come in," Naruto stated as Roberts brought a computer with a 3D blueprint of a skyscraper.
"Bledsoe's lab is on the 60th floor of a downtown skyscraper. Heavily guarded. No way in." Roberts said walking back to the helicopter.
"And you want me to destroy the chip?"
"I want you to save the planet from a financial meltdown! Get the chip to us and we can figure out how to neutralize it in case any others show up! You scratch our backs, we scratch yours!"
"Any way of getting a hot female agent to do that for me?!" Naruto asked as the agents left.
"Do you really believe them?"
Naruto jumped as he looked back to see a woman wearing the S.H.I.E.L.D. uniform with the zipper pulled down to show her cleavage and short light brown hair.
"No. They were putting off negative emotions and I could tell they were lying." Naruto replied before blinking. "Are you new to the agency?"
"You don't recognize me?"
"Should I?" Naruto asked looking at the woman.
"I'm Rachel Leighton. But you first knew me as Diamondback."
A few miles away, the helicopter landed on a helipad where a bald African-American man stepped out of the stairwell. He's 6'5", looks to be overweight, and is wearing a black suit with a red undershirt and a red cane with a jeweled handle.
(A/N: The MTV show Kingpin was based on the Daredevil movie that came out at the time.)
"Did Shinobi take the bait?" The man asked in a deep voice.
"Sucked it in like it was clean air just like you predicted, Kingpin," Sax replied getting the know identified Kingpin to chuckle.
Empire State University.
Shuri walked around the courtyard looking for her building that has her first class.
She's wearing tight black jeans, sandals, and a honey brown top.
After Man-Ape was defeated, she convinced the Wakandan Council to allow her to come with her brother to see the world outside of Wakanda and find a certain blonde-haired hero that saved her.
She was too caught up in her thoughts that she bumped into someone, dropping her papers.
"Sorry. I wasn't looking where I was going."
"No problem, here let me help you with those."
Shuri, looking down, blinked at a black robotic hand reaching to help her up, before glancing up to see a spiky blonde-haired young man holding papers in his hand out for her. Taking a piece of paper, she brought it up to her face, and hid the lower half of the man's face, and smiled before taking the offered papers.
"Thank you." She said as Naruto stood up and saw his friends leave, reading M.J.'s lips that she was going to practice for her upcoming play.
"You're welcome. I'm Naruto Uzumaki."
"I'm Shuri, from Wakanda." Shuri replied as they started to walk to the buildings. And stayed close to Naruto.
"Oh, really? I heard the king is joining the Avengers, and staying at your country's Embassy."
"My brother, T'Challa," Shuri said getting Naruto's eyes to widen, finally recognizing Shuri as the woman he saved in Wakanda from Man-Ape.
"According to a call to our newsroom, it was a movie shoot." Naruto stopped by a coffee stand with a small TV with Whitney reporting that the helicopter he stopped was a part of a movie scene.
"But that doesn't explain Shinobi's presence and him interfering with the scene."
Naruto mentally sighed at that before walking with Shuri to their first class.
Later Downtown.
Shinobi was waiting on top of the building with the lab for the TX-1. He pulled out a smartphone from a pouch and saw '3:14 PM.'
"(Sigh.)" He sighed as he reached for a long pouch on his back.
And pulled out a 1' silver rod, and pressed a button on the middle. It extended to a 6' bō staff before Naruto twirled it, remembering T'Challa gave it to him as a gift for helping him save Wakanda and his sister.
'And it's made from Vibranium.' he thought going through katas as he waited.
Several hours went by before Naruto watched the scientists working on the chip.
Suddenly his cell phone vibrated before pulling it up.
'Felicia H.'
"Hello."
"Naruto, where are you?! Mary Jane's play is going to start soon."
"I'm in the middle of extra credit for Chem. Lab," Naruto replied before walking on the side of the building. "And the teacher has me up against the wall to get it done."
"But you'll still be coming by, right?"
"As long as nothing bad happens. I did see the Avengers go by not too long ago. Oh! The Professor is taking off I gotta go, bye!" Naruto hung her up as the scientists left and he cloaked himself in a Genjutsu (Illusion Technique) before dropping down and took the chip.
He ran off the roof and slid down before jumping off and flashed to another rooftop. Naruto ran to the edge, and vaulted over to the lower building beside it, and landed in a roll before running over to an air conditioner and ran up it to vault over a fence. Naruto slid under a pipe before sliding down a ramp beside the pipes and flipped off the edge of the rooftop to an alley.
He landed in a crouch by a black limousine before pulling out the chip in an envelope.
"Special delivery," Naruto said as the tinted window went down a couple of inches before he saw the Kingpin inside. "Where's Agent Roberts?"
"Special Agent Roberts has more important things to do." The Kingpin replied before Naruto gave him the chip having the limo leave.
"He has the package," Naruto said as he put a hand to his ear.
"Follow them." He heard Rachel's voice before running up the building and followed the limo before dropping on to it.
"I don't know which feels better: Becoming one of the richest men on the planet, or knowing Shinobi was the dupe who made it happen."
"Kingpin, he could still be a threat once he figures out what's going on with the satellite up-link," Sax said as he sat on the other end, double-barreled shotgun beside him.
"Even if he found out where he won't get past the mini-chopper. Those bullets are real, and he's just a chump."
"We'll see about that," Naruto said before breaking the sunroof and leaned back as Sax shot at him.
Naruto jumped off in an alley before the limo drove in and stopped.
"Nice of you to drop by." Kingpin said as he walked out.
"No problem. Now, am I going to fight your henchmen or did you eat them already?"
BANG! BANG!
Naruto dodged shots as the two henchmen fired at the ninja before Naruto disappeared and kicked one man away and then hit the other with his staff.
Suddenly, Kingpin aimed his cane at Shinobi before a red beam shot out of the jewel. Naruto dodged and dashed over before kicking the cane away and stepped back a few feet.
"Not very fair. An Avenger against an unarmed man." Kingpin said to Naruto.
"Yeah, but each of your arms is the size of Oakland," Naruto replied throwing a pair of bolas at Kingpin's arms.
And had Kingpin tear it as his men threw him his cane and he aimed it at the car.
BOOM!
The car exploded having Kingpin run off having Naruto sigh as he hit his button on his staff, having it collapse.
Empire State University, Next Morning.
Naruto was in class sitting beside Felicia who was glancing at him before noticing someone sitting down on the other side.
"Oh, hey Shuri."
"Morning Naruto."
Felicia blinked as she saw Shuri, the new transfer student, getting chummy with her 'man'. She narrowed her eyes as the woman leaned close to Naruto, flashing her cleavage to the oblivious blonde who watched as the teacher walked in.
Missing Felicia glare at Shuri who glared back as she noticed Felicia lean against Naruto, lightning shooting between each other's eyes.
Unknown Location, Kingpin.
Kingpin drank a cup of coffee with several monitors behind him, lighting up the darkroom. He then pointed to each as a country came upon each monitor, and looked to a group of men and women sitting at a table.
"George One, Germany. The Red Bank, Russia. The Royal Trust, England. And our own Federal Reserve. The financial institutes of the world, ladies and gentlemen. All waiting for the biggest satellite heist in history." Kingpin said before taking a sip of his coffee.
"Now that the TX-1 is ours, once my men have finished installing the up-link, think of these as cash registers, dumping billions into our pockets. And thanks to the Avengers dumbest member, the feds will be hunting the wrong man." Kingpin finished before one woman spoke up.
"When will the up-link be ready?"
"Twenty-four hours."
The Next Day; Dusk, Kingpin.
Kingpin and his men stood on top of a skyscraper with a large antenna fixing it up to use the TX-1 before Shinobi landed on the mini helicopter blade.
"Not so fast… Although I don't think you can go very fast." Naruto flipped down and threw several kunai at Kingpin's men's guns, causing them to blow up.
Naruto then ran to Kingpin who shot at him with his cane. Naruto then jumped up to the antenna and dodged shurikens. "Hey! That's my thing!"
Suddenly, the door to the stairs opened having S.H.I.E.L.D. Agents run-in with Rachel. "Wilson Fisk! You're under arrest!"
Kingpin raised his cane and had smoke cover the area before running to the helicopter and flew off, leaving his men.
Naruto ran up the antenna and threw a three-pronged kunai to the helicopter and flashed to it. Naruto broke the windshield and then used his robotic arm to short out the controls. He grabbed hold of Kingpin and flashed to a building just as the helicopter crashed.
Naruto then had a dart shoot out of his robotic hand and hit Kingpin in the neck before punching him and held him down while the sleep drug took effect just as Rachel and other agents ran up to him.