(Atlantis. Museum of Art)
About a week after the incident with the Queen of Fables, under the seas of Atlantis. King Shark sat on the undersea steps of the museum looking at a pamphlet as a lone guard approached him.
"Can I help you?" The guard asked
"Oh hey there! Where did you come from? I'm just waiting for the museum to open. Just a normal shark doing normal shark things" King said with a smile towards the guard as the guard looked at the shark impassively before an alarm went off as the doors opened
"We got em!" Harley yelled as she swam with Blackfire, Ultragirl, and Superwoman behind her while Harley carried a large golden chest
"The guards are dead. We need to leave" Blackfire ordered
"Not this one" ultragirl said looking at the guard talking to Shark
"Shark, where is Overhaul he was supposed to be on guard duty with you" Harley said as she looked at her Shark teammate
"He was but then he got a phonecall and had to step away." Shark said as Ultragirl sent a laser into the guard next to him and vaporized him
"Oh for fucks sake" Harley growled as she took out her phone and hit speed dial
"How does that even work underwater?" Superwoman questioned
"Overhaul had gisp use her powers on our phones so they work underwater. Good thing too considering Clayface kept dropping his in the toilet" Shark said
"Where the fuck are you you idiot?!" Harley yelled Into her phone
"covering our escape so no guards pursue" Naruto said with a grunt
"Like hell you are! Who are you balls deep in now you man whore?!" Harley yelled loudly getting the others attention
"Knew it" Blackfire said with a shake of her head
"Hang up and fuck me you hung motherfucker!" a female voice ordered from the other end
"Don't order me around Mera!" Naruto yelled as a Slap was heard Along with a moan
"Eeeee! Harder my lord! Use me in ways my husband can't!" The now named Mera's voice was heard squealing from the phone
"God damn it whiskers wrap it up! We have the jewels and are ready to go and if your not at the meet up in 4 minutes I'm leaving you to get your ass kicked by Aquaman" Harley ordered before hanging up "let's go" Harley ordered her crew as they swam towards the surface
"Does this mean I don't need to provide a diversion? I've been working on my Aquaman?" Clayface asked from a large kelp bush he was hiding in
"Worry about it later. We need to leave since the man whore is with the queen of Atlantis!" Harley yelled as she grabbed onto shark who started swimming
"Ha! I knew she would come begging for a shot. Guess the king of Atlantis mighty trident doesn't apply to the bedroom" Superwoman said with a smirk
(With Naruto)
Currently Naruto was behind the museum slamming his cock into a redheaded beauty with her hands against a wall as he groped her large D cup breasts with his hands
"Guess I'll have to go soon my dear. But I'll give you the best 3 minutes you'll ever have compared to your limp dicked husband" Naruto said with a smirk to the queen he was fucking
"Yes! Ruin me you bastard! Ruin me for my husband! Make me yours!" Mera yelled with her eyes lidded and her tongue hanging from her mouth as Naruto slammed his dick into her pussy and let out his load. Filling the queen with his seed as she let out a loud moan of pleasure.
"Heh. You're one hell of a freak in bed. Call Gisp next time you want a ride on the overhaul express babe" Naruto said as he pulled out before swimming away from the queen as she slid against the wall lost in the pleasure
(Back with Harley)
Dr Psycho stood on a large boat in the ocean with a coconut drink in hand as Shark, Harley, Clayface, Ultragirl, Superwoman, and Blackfire leapt onto the deck holding a large golden chest
"Let me guess the man whore got distracted by Ariel or some shit?" Psycho asked flatly not seeing him before a moment later Naruto leapt onto the deck
"Ah that was fun!" Naruto yelled as he took off his divers outfit
CRASH!
Before Harley smashed the chest of jewels on his head breaking it open
"Next time I tell you fucking guard something then fucking guard it! Don't go off and fuck the queen of Atlantis!" Harley yelled at the downed Overhaul
"If you didn't have a ass worth fucking I would-" Naruto yelled as he stood up his head bleeding before he was cut off
"Oh god damn it! You just made things way worse you idiot!" Psycho yelled as King Shark was suddenly hit by a yellow blast of energy as a wave crashed onto the ship revealing Aquaman from within the water
"Did I spoil your party?" Aquaman asked before he laughed "Ha-Ha. It is I Aquaman! Son of Atlan, heir to the throne of Atlantis." Aquaman introduced with a smile
"And recently cucked" Psycho grumbled under his breath as he looked at Naruto
"Hey Arthur!" Naruto said with a smirk "guess who my latest client was" he said with a sing song voice
Aquaman looked at Naruto and after a few moments his face went red with Fury as he aimed his trident at Naruto "First my mother now my wife! You go too far Overhaul!" Aquaman yelled
"Mareena is next on my list FYI" Naruto yelled with a cackle before Aquaman tried to impale him with his trident which Naruto caught easily.
"Don't destroy that! It's worth a mint!" Harley yelled out as Naruto threw Aquaman back keeping the trident
"You owe me a titfuck for not destroying it dammit! Fine if I can't destroy it then I'll shove it up his ass!" Naruto yelled holding up the trident
"As the surface dwellers say. Bring it you vile cur" Aquaman said as he glared at Naruto
"No one says that and I just want to get the hell out of here now" Harley said with a sigh
"On it boss" Superwoman said as she flew at aquaman
"Who are you wom-" Aquaman was saying before Superwoman's fist cracked into his face breaking the king's nose "ah that hur-" Aquaman was saying before Superwoman grabbed his head and started driving in knee strike after knee strike into the king's face
"Wrap it up babe we need to get back" Naruto said as he inspected the trident in his hands "I wonder if Manta wants this thing?" Naruto mused
"Pretty sure he'd enjoy watching this more" Blackfire said gesturing to Aquaman having his face kneed in.
"True but as much as I'd love to record it our boss wants to leave" Naruto said with a shrug
"Fine ruin my fun love" Superwoman said to Naruto before she pushed the passed out Aquaman into the sea. As he fell under the waves, Poison Ivy swam up from beneath the water in a dark green bikini and goggles
"Ah a rose blooms from the sea" Naruto said with a grin as he checked Ivy out as she climbed aboard
"I'd normally scoff but I'm more curious about what the hell you did to Aquaman. That was a shit ton of blood coming from him as I came up" Ivy admitted
"Bitch attacked me so I took his trident and Mary kicked his ass" Naruto said as he held up the trident of Atlantis "now I have the power!" Naruto yelled cackling as he held the trident aloft as it crackled with electricity
"Calm down Adam" Ivy said with a flat tone of voice
"Eh, better than tattoo there. He's pretty much Cringer" Naruto said with a shrug.
"Fuck you" Psycho said with a snarl
"Sorry I'm allergic to shrimp. But if its any consolation your wife fucks me all the time" Naruto said with a smirk
"Enough! Let's get out of here and bag up the loot since you broke the chest you idiot!" Harley yelled as she threw Naruto a sack
"You know I can just reform the chest right?" Naruto said flatly
"Then do that! I don't fucking care!" Harley yelled stomping off into the boat
"Jeez what's got her taco in a twist?" Naruto asked before he scoffed and went to restore the chest and throw the jewels back in
(Mall Hours later)
The crew was watching a news story of their exploits
"And so Harley Quinn and her crew made Aquaman look like a member of the justice B team this afternoon and made off with a set of ancient atlantean jewels" the anchor said showing an image of Aquaman having his trident stolen by Overhaul and Superwoman smashing in his face with her knee.
"Yeah Manta I got the trident. How much you willing to pay for it? " Naruto asked on the phone "That's it? I can get better offers on ebay!... you put a one and two zeros in front of that and we have a deal… great! pleasure doing business!" Naruto said hanging up
"You better be giving a cut of that to the team after what you pulled with Mera" Ivy said flatly
"Oh I thought little miss plant queen wasn't a part of the crew. Why care how I split the profit with them?" Naruto asked snarkily
"Cause If you don't you're never getting near my ass again!" Harley yelled as she glared at Naruto
"Ditto" Ivy said with a nod
"... 100 million dollars. Each of you gets 10 million and 10 million goes to Gispy" Naruto said after a moment of thought
"Oi What about me?" Sy asked wheeling into the room
"What about you? You didn't do shit on this heist." Naruto said flatly to the old man
"annoying son of a bitch" Sy muttered under his breath as he wheeled away
"Hey! My mom was…..well yeah a bitch to those who crossed her and those who didn't. She's fond of utter chaos" Naruto admitted
"You sound just like her" Ivy said deadpanned
"Hey I'll have you know just cause I'm a villain. And a psycho and….. I forget where I was going with this" Naruto said
"That you're a degenerate horn dog with a penchant for bloody massacres" Komi said helpfully
"Hey I'm not a degenerate horn dog. I'm the degenerate horn dog! Get it right babe!" Naruto yelled
"My apologies" Komi said with a teasing smile at Naruto
"Holy shit!" Harley yelled running into the room with an opened letter "guys listen to this! Dear Miss Quinn, based on your recent evil efforts the Legion of Doom invites you and your crew to our headquarters to discuss further possibilities" Harley announced with a grin
"Pass! I am not going into that club of retards and some fuckable women!" Naruto yelled out immediately
"You do this without complaints and I'm yours for the night-" Harley was saying before she was cut off
"You heard the boss lady! Let's go people!" Naruto shouted as he stood to his feet and yelled at everyone
"Nice to know even you have a price" Harley said as she rolled her eyes
"Yea yea you just make sure you have your ass primed and ready" Naruto said with a grin at his boss
"Good maybe we can move out of this shithole" Psycho said as he stood up
"I'll have you know Norm Dilfer. The carpet king of gotham, found this mall more than satisfactory" Sy responded as he was wheeling into the room as the building suddenly shook from a loud roar
"What the heck is that noise?" Shark asked confused
"Oh yeah that shit's been keeping me up. I thought it was one of the manwhore's clients at first but seeing as I haven't been able to get a lick of sleep for days I'm thinking it's something else" Psycho said as he strode over to Sy
"Only client I've had over has been your ex wife jackass" Naruto said with a smirk
"I-I didn't hear any noise. And you can count me out of this legion of doom business" The old man said waving it off
"None of us wanted you there. The last thing we'd want is to have to change your diapers" Naruto said with a deadpan tone
"Hey Harley, since I've been banned for life I probably shouldn't come, but maybe you can mention I'm reformed and that I don't call women cunts anymore. You know don't push it but if it comes up organically" Psycho asked
"You called me a Psycho bitch just yesterday" Superwoman growled
"But I didn't call you the c word did I?" Psycho asked with a smirk as if he'd proven his point
"Yeah I don't really see a scenario where that comes up organically, but I'll get you in" Harley told the man
"Well, congrats Harls. You're on the verge of achieving your dream. And i really do wish I could be there to see it" Ivy said hugging Harley
"But your names on the invitation you have to come" Harley said as she held up the letter
"Well that's clearly a misprint because I'm-" Ivy was saying before being cut off
"Not in the crew!" The entire crew said simultaneously
"Yeah what they said" Ivy said with a nod
"Fine be like that. Oh I guess if I run into Joker there, I'll just deal with it without my best friend by my side" Harley said in a faux sad tone
"Plus who will keep me in line? Clayface? Ha not happening" Naruto asked
"True I am an enabler" Clayface said as he nodded
"Well there's Ultragirl" Ivy pointed to the supergirl from a different dimension
"I follow his orders to the letter" Ultragirl said simply
"Superwoman?" Ivy asked
"I live for devastation and decimation" Superwoman said bored
"... Blackfire?" Ivy asked
"Oh I'm gonna encourage his worst traits" Komi said smirking
"... fine I'll go" Ivy sighed out defeated
"I knew you would" Harley said with a smile of victory
(Legion of Doom headquarters)
The group walked into the lobby of the Legion of Doom where they were met by Scarecrow
"Good afternoon Quinn Crew. I've been assigned to give you lot the guided tour" Scarecrow said with a smile
"... and I'm out" Naruto said as he turned to leave before Harley grabbed him by the back of his shirt
"Now now Overhaul we have another tour guide Mr Luthor assigned just for you" Scarecrow said as a blast of lightning hit next to Scarecrow as a woman in a blue leotard with spiky blue hair and pale blue skin appeared with E cup breasts, a lithe fit body, and a plump, round ass.
"Livewire?" Harley asked wide eyed at the electric woman's sudden appearance
"Whiskers! There's my favorite blonde!" Livewire said with a grin before she instantly tackled Naruto into a hug
"Leslie, it's been a while. Haven't seen you since that night in Metropolis at the metro station" Naruto said with a smile
"Mmmmm memories" Livewire purred as she smirked at Naruto sensually
"wait WaIt you Two did it in a metro station?" Ivy asked baffled
"No of course not. We did it on top of the train as it moved." Naruto said smirking
"Best ride ever." Livewire said before she gasped as Naruto smacked her ass making it jiggle
"Now I believe Livewire has a tour planned for you while I will show around the rest of the crew" Scarecrow said
"I wouldn't call it a tour" livewire said with a smirk as she licked her lips which lightly sparked
"... have fun with the tour guys. I'll meet up with you all in….. 5 hours?" Naruto asked as he looked at Livewire
"I asked Cheetah and Killer Frost to meet us in my room whiskers" Livewire said with a smirk
"8 hours minimum! Have fun" Naruto Yelled as he grabbed Livewire and picked her up caveman style over his shoulder as she giggled
"Bitch. I had him tonight" Harley grumbled under her breath
"Now let's get on with the tour shall we?" Scarecrow asked leading the group away "Now here are some Statues of the heavy hitters of the legion? Pretty cool right? Sinestro. Lex Luthor. Roger Goodell." Scarecrow said as he began the tour
(With Naruto)
The door to Livewire's room was suddenly ripped open as Naruto strode in still carrying Livewire
"My my. Someone's raring to go huh stud" Livewire said with a smirk as Naruto used his overhaul power to close back up the hole behind them
"You love it Naruto said as he turned to look at the Queen Sized bed in the room and threw Livewire onto it making her laugh
"Mmm so rough with me. Didn't anyone teach you to be gentle babe?" Livewire asked teasingly as Naruto joined her on the bed and started kissing her neck
"I'm plenty nice when it counts. But as I recalled when we met you liked it when I got firm with you" Naruto said as he moved his hands to her hips as he slowly slid them up towards her bouncy breasts. Groping them from outside their confines within the leotard.
"Mmmm. You know me so well." Leslie moaned out with a grin as she suddenly felt her leotard be ripped to shreds from her body as Naruto used Overhaul to tear it to pieces with a single touch "that costs a lot of money to repair" Leslie admitted
"I'll pay you back in orgasms." Naruto said simply as he flipped Livewire onto her hands and knees "mmmmm I missed this first class ass" he growled as he grabbed her by her hips and undid his pants. Letting them and the rest of his clothes quickly fall to the floor as both were now naked.
"You missed it so much then you better take it for a real ride mister" Livewire purred out smirking before she suddenly gasped as without any warning Naruto impaled his meaty rod inside of her tight asshole. "Oh god!" Livewire screamed out from feeling his massive cock stretching out her asshoke once more
"That's Naruto while you're with me in bed. Leslie" Naruto grunted out before he smacked her ass hard making it ripple and leaving a mark
"Ah! So rough Naruto!" Leslie moaned out as Naruto started to hammer away at her asshole with his thrusts. Each thrust into her drawing out a moan of pleasure from the electric woman. "I missed this so much!" Leslie moaned out
"Fuck! Me too" Naruto grunted as he gripped her ass cheeks hard as his hips cracked against her
"Fucking hung mother fucker! Ruin my asshole! Wreck me!" Livewire yelled out lost in pleasure
"That's the fucking plan babe!" Naruto grinned as he lifted Livewire off the bed by her legs and started to bounce her up and down in the air on his cock still lodged inside of her asshole.
"Ah! Ah! Ah!" Livewire panted as her eyes glowed and her body started to spark
"If fucking a hot bitch like this is wrong I don't want to be right!" Naruto grinned as he slammed his dick inside of Livewire fully hilting in her as he unloaded his cum into her asshole. The electric woman screamed in pure pleasure as she felt Naruto's seed fill up her asshole. Her eyes rolling into the back of her head as her tongue lolled out from her mouth as she slid off his dick and fell unceremoniously onto the bed below them.
"Whew! not bad for a first round Leslie. What's our record? 12?" Naruto asked as he smiled down at his latest conquest
"Still active eh? OK ladies, that's your cue!" Livewire yelled as she took in a breath of air as the door suddenly opened. Before Naruto could say anything he was suddenly tackled onto the bed as an orange gold blur smashed into him.
"It's been a while lover" the cat woman purred as she nibbled on Naruto's ear as she rubbed herself on him this was Cheetah arch Villain of wonder woman. Aka Barbara Minerva
"Barbara. Good To see you. New collar?" Naruto asked smirking to see a red pet-like collar around her neck.
"It's the same one you gave me last time we played together master. I figured your favorite kitty should show her loyalty after all" Cheetah purred out as she nuzzled her face into his neck like a pet
Naruto smiled at this but before he could say anything he felt another woman push Cheetah to the side and straddle him
This woman had white skills white hair and was wearing artic blue leotard with white fur on the edges. This was killer frost. Aka Louise Lincoln
"Sorry kitty but I've waited longer than both you whores and I'm getting what I came for" Frost said
"Heh still can't find a dick better than mine Louise?" Naruto asked with a smirk as the villan rubbed herself on him
"Fuck you Overhaul. If You didn't have such a massive cock i wouldn't even deal with you" Frost said with a scoff
"Please nobody volunteers for a orgy with two other women just cause. Not only that I see you're still rocking that tattoo I gave you. 'Overhaul's Frosty Bitch' on your ass" Naruto said smirking
"I still owe you for that" Frost said as she leaned forward with a scowl
"Tell you what I'll make you see God and we call it even? Sound fair my Frosty bitch?" Naruto asked with a smirk as he fondled her left ass cheek where said tattoo rested
"….fine you impress me and maybe we can make a more permanent arrangement" Frost said with a smirk before she suddenly gasped as Naruto's dick was impaled into her waiting cunt.
"I know ice is your thing but damn you're dripping like a fucking faucet" Naruto chuckled out as he started to pound away at Frost's pussy
"Ah! Shut up!" Frost growled as she slugged Naruto in the ab as she bounced on his cock
"Bitch you love it. You can try and play it all cool but face it the moment you got a taste of this dick you were hooked." Naruto smirked before he saw Cheetah crawl up to him.
"Master, don't forget your favorite pet. She missed you so much before this whore stole her turn" Cheetah said as she kneeled next to his head, her pussy dripping wet in arousal
"Oh I would never forget you" Naruto said as he moved his hand from Frost's ass to Cheetah's awaiting pussy and moved two of his fingers inside of her awaiting cunt. Making the cat woman squeal in delight
"Hey you've got me bouncing on your cock you son of a bitch. Don't ignore me for the furry" Louise ordered with a glare
"Hey I don't do orders you know that Frosty." Naruto said with a firm glare
"You want to get off with me you better give me a hundred percent you hung motherfucker" Louise demanded as she leaned forward and growled at Naruto her breasts bouncing for him
"You want my A game? I usually save it for tamaraneans and kryptonians" Naruto warned her
"I'm just as good as some ailem tramp! Show me what you got, you bastard!" Louise yelled as she again slugged Naruto in the abs
"... fine. Don't say I didn't warn you" Naruto said before he moved his right hand onto his body and used his Overhaul power. Little fun fact seeing as he can use Overhaul to heal himself he can also use it to provide himself with some temporary benefits.
Benefits like extra strength and energy via rearranging his body.
"Ahhhh! Louise yelled as she felt Naruto's cock reach deeper and hitting her G spot with just the tip. Not even moving. Just resting at said spot.
"You want the A game my Frosty bitch? You got it? After this I'll get you a new tattoo. 'Overhaul's Icy cocksleeve'. How's that sound?" Naruto asked as he removed his hand from Cheetah's pussy and grabbed Frost by her hips.
"S-shut up and fuck me already. You talk too m-much" Frost stuttered out trying to keep her composure before she felt his cock suddenly slam over and over again against her most sensitive spot as Naruto took her for a ride.
"You keep running that mouth of yours and you'll end up brain dead" Naruto warned her
"heh you like it" Louise said with a knowing smirk as she grabbed her breasts and squeezed them as he made her bounce up and down on his rod.
"Damn fucking right I do. Mouthy sluts end up being the best lays. Now I believe I have a pussy to paint as white as snow now" Naruto said as he slammed himself inside of Frost before unloading his seed into her awaiting depths. Making the ice villainess scream from her own orgasm before she fell backwards onto the bed. His cum leaking out from her cunt
"2 down. 1 to go" Naruto said smirking as he turned to Barbara who had immediately went onto her hands and knees before shaking her ass enticingly at Naruto. A playful smirk on her lips as she shook her ass from side to side.
"This kitty wants to play master. She's feeling very frisky" Barbara told him as Naruto grinned before sidling up behind her and grabbing her hips with his hands. As soon as he had his grip with one thrust he speared his cock into her awaiting and gushing pussy. Making the Cheetah woman moan and squeal at the intrusion.
"Damn it has been a while since I played with my favorite pussycat huh?" Naruto asked with a smirk as he slammed in and out of Cheetah's cunt. Making her wail and cry with absolute pleasure as he hammered away at her pussy.
"S-so rough master. So good!" Barbara moaned out as her tongue lolled out of her mouth as he pounded into her. She yelped as soon as she felt Naruto's hand swat against her ass making it jiggle for his viewing pleasure.
"I fucking missed taking you for a wild ride. I guess I should make up for lost time huh pet?" Naruto asked with a smirk before he started to rain down slap after slap on Cheetah's fur covered ass. Each hit making the cat villainous moan in ecstasy before he felt his next release coming. "tell me where does my pet kitty want her favorite cream?" Naruto asked with a smirk
"I-Inside! Mark me as yours master!" Cheetah begged lost in the pleasure from his thrusts and slaps. Naruto grinned at this as he hilted himself inside of her and let loose his hot cum. Flooding her depths as her eyes rolled into the back of her head from the feeling of being filled up. Her own orgasm hitting and making her juices spray onto the bed sheets below them. Leaving a large puddle as Naruto removed himself from her pussy and let her fall forward onto the bed.
"Well that was fun for a warm up ladies. Unfortunately for you 3 I'm just getting started" Naruto said smirking down at the 3 panting women as he dove onto Livewire once more. Slamming his dick into her cunt as he spent the next 8 hours pounding away at the 3 villainesses.
(later with Harley)
Harley, Ivy, Shark, Clayface, Ultragirl, Blackfire, and Superwoman were mingling at the party meant to announce the next recruit for the Legion. It was between Harley or KGBeast.
"Miss Isley, have you thought about our deal?" Lex asked her after leading her away from Harley to speak with the plant mistress alone
"I told you it's not happening Lex. Harley deserves to get in for her own merits" Ivy told him
"I see…. I suppose plan B then" Lex said as Naruto entered the party
"Oh god even the parties are boring looking. It's like a total man's club." Naruto grumbled out as he looked to see the formal dress wear on most of the villains mingling about before seeing Ivy "You're still here? I figured you'd have found the nearest garden and shut yourself in to avoid everyone" Naruto admitted as he sidled up to her
"I wouldn't do that since Harley wanted me here, what about you? I figured after you were done with livewire and her friends you would have bailed" Ivy said as she raised a eyebrow at Naruto
"Yeah well I considered that and despite my better instincts if Harley wants to be in this club of morons then I'lI help her get here." Naruto admitted
"…softy" Ivy said after a few moments of silence before chuckling
"Fuck off you hippie" Naruto grumbled out
"Oh? I thought I was your rose?" Ivy sais as she slightly pouted
"I'm sorry baby I didn't mean- wait a minute!" Naruto quickly said before he saw ivy's smirk and realized he had just been played
"I must say Overhaul It's not like you to show much care for others. Perhaps Miss Isley is Right that you are getting softer" Lex said as he walked over with a smirk
"Oh piss off cueball. I still owe you for fucking up my heist you know" Naruto told the rich man with a scowl
"What the devil are you on about? Are you back on the quaaludes again?" Lex asked raising a eyebrow at this
"You son of a bitch. How dare you forget the Metropolis bakery. The 40 cakes you stole. They were mine to steal dammit!" Naruto growled out
"... you're kidding right?" Ivy asked baffled
"No I'm not. I had been casing that bakery for months. Planning. Waiting for the chance to strike when I wasn't giving Powergirl a good pounding and just when I was about to enter and make off with the heist of the century He beat me to it. By 5 minutes" Naruto growled out
"... that's why you haven't accepted any of our invitations? The bakery heist?" Lex asked genuinely perplexed
"It's a reason but no. Number one I have no interest in joining this sausage fest Legion of Dildos." Naruto said
"That's a sex shop down the street that we're engaged in a legal battle with over the initials, also we added livewire, killer frost and Cheetah since you last rejected us" Lex said as he rolled his eyes
"Number 2 the only thing that would make me join is the women but seeing as they're already clients of mine it ain't necessary. Number 3 if i joined I'd have to give up my business and by extension profits to the legion. Seeing as you guys would take a cut and by extension affect my own wealth" Naruto pointed out
"Can't you make gold with your Overhaul ability making that moot?" Ivy asked with a flat tone
"Don't use logic on me woman!" Naruto yelled as he looked at Ivy before turning to Lex "and finally lets be honest. The only thing you guys really want me for is my knowledge of heroines. Am I right?" Naruto asked
"... Ok yes. You have secretive information on the identities and personal lives of several heroines that could be very useful in our hands" Lex admitted
"and you ain't getting shit! I have a confidentiality clause and I won't break it!" Naruto yelled
"That's your line? last week you took the arm off a guy for getting the last pudding pop from the ice cream man" Ivy said as she looked at Naruto
"... you know I'd Also have to disclose The stuff I know about villainesses I sleep with. Sensitive information and weak points" Naruto with a pointed look at Ivy
"Like he said lex! we are not interested!" Ivy yelled as she looked at the leader of the legion
"... a pity. I hope you two are able to console dear Harley then after my announcement" Lex said as he went towards a podium
"You do realize making threats to me won't end well right? I've killed for far less" Naruto asked with a scowl as he ungloved his decay hand
"I'm very aware." Lex said not budging
"Oh well I tried come on pookie let's burn this mother fucker down!" Naruto yelled at Ivy after shrugging
Before Ivy could respond to this the window behind them suddenly exploded as Aquaman leapt through the glass.
"It is I, Aquaman! Son of Atlan, heir to the throne of-" Aquaman was introducing himself before
"Booo. Boo to you!" A random Villain booed making Aquaman grumble before he looked to see Overhaul and Ivy
"You two and Harley stole my family Jewels and my trident!" Aquaman said with a glare
"Your balls and dick?" A voice asked
"Oh grow up Sinestro!" Aquaman yelled
"Look I already hocked them and didn't get nearly enough for the effort of stealing them by the way" Naruto said with a scowl
"Then I shall find the one you sold them too and take them from him or her. But I shall do so after I take you down!" Aquaman yelled as he pointed at Naruto
"Oh no. I'm so scared. What are you gonna do? Talk to fish and have them slap me? Watch out for Aquaman he orders around a salmon" Naruto mocked
"You are a degenerate fool who wastes his powers on being a villain. You could handle so many problems in the world as a hero" Aquaman told him
"The only thing I handle is your wife's fat ass. And she seemed quite pleased with my handling" Naruto mocked with a smirk
"Oh! I told you he tapped that!" Sinistro said to Bane
"I didn't doubt it. I've seen his body count. Its longer than the list of things I wish to blow up" Bane responded
"Grrrrr I'll grind your bones Into dust you spawn of a demonic whore-" Aquaman yelled as his face turned red before…..
SMACK!
Harley smacked him in the back of the head with her bat sending him flying into a nearby fish tank.
"You better watch your mouth about my friend you SpongeBob wannabe! Wait till mermaid man sues your ass!" Harley yelled however she was cut off as the tank Aquaman hit suddenly cracked. In mere moments the water and fish within came spilling out from the large hole that formed. Leaving Aquaman in a puddle surrounded by dying fish
"…god I love that woman" Naruto said with a smile at Harley's words
"Does she peg you?" Sinestro asked with a smirk
"Oh make a yellow dick to choke on Sinestro. By the way tell your big titted daughter next time she's on Earth she has a free 3 hour session" Naruto yelled at the yellow lantern
Aquaman looked down horrified at the dying fish before he started to pick them up "oh no! Oh No!" he yelled in a panic
"Look I am stomping on your fish! Stomping!" Bane yelled as he started stomping on some of the dying fish
"Bane stop it!" Aquaman yelled out
"Yeah man. We can make sushi with Them. Why waste it?" Naruto said with a smirk
"Oh I love sushi!" Shark yelled with a smile hearing this
"Very well!" Naruto yelled as he pulled his coat open and pulled out a headband "ancient sushi technique! Overhaul everything into a roll!" Naruto yelled before overhauling a dying salmon into salmon roll
"Overhaul you monster!" Aquaman yelled as he picked up more fish
"Oh please you fucking live in the ocean. You telling me you don't eat fish?" Naruto asked sarcastically
"Ok I'm at my stupidity limit." Harley said before she cracked her bat across Aquaman's face sending some teeth flying and the man flying out the broken window as the other villains cheered for her
(A short time later)
The party was back in full swing as everything went back to normal after Harley ejected Aquaman.
"Saving the legion of doom from a justice league member? I mean even if it was Aquaman, that is getting me in!" Harley exclaimed with a smile to Ivy who smiled but looked over to see KGBeast and Lex Luthor fist bumping making her frown.
"So you want me to go for making them all splatter or just dust them?" Naruto asked Ivy as Harley went back to the podium for the announcement
"I don't think killing everyone will make her happy" Ivy pointed out
"Ok but what about what makes me happy? I deserve something here dammit! At least let me kill Lex" Naruto said
"You got to nail three villainesses and help mock aquaman that's a good day for you so sit down and shut up" Ivy said as she pointed at a chair
"Fucking Lucky you Have a fat ass I enjoy pounding and big tits I like grabbing" Naruto grumbled as he went to sit down
"And the next member of the legion of doom is….." Lex said as he opened the envelope
"Harley let's just forget about the legion. We can form that team" Ivy said as she pulled Harley away
"Huh?" Harley asked confused
"A moment the envelope is stuck. Mercy fetch me my letter opener! Mercy!" Lex said as he looked around for his assistant and he spotted her
Sitting in Naruto's lap making out with him
"Goddammit. Bane fetch me my letter opener in my office" Lex ordered
"I shall do so! I'm going to blow him up one day" Bane grumbled as he left the room
"I swear that guy sounds like a retarded Tom Hardy" Naruto whispered to Mercy who snorted in laughter at this
"lot of politics, how he got in. Now lets put that tongue to better use" Mercy said as she went back to making out with Naruto
"Wow that's a lot of tongue" Harley muttered looking at the two as Ivy sighed
"Look Harley I'm sorry but they don't want you here. They want me and Overhaul. They told me if I didn't join you wouldn't get in" Ivy told her as Harley looked saddened as tears streamed down her face
Naruto seeing this quickly stood up causing Mercy to fall out of his lap as he cracked his knuckles "Sorry babe. I'll make sure to spare you and the other fine bitches. But I'm about to make this place a morgue" Naruto told her as he started to make his way towards Lex about to start with him
"OK finally the next member of the league is Harley Quinn!" Lex announced as Bane finally handed him the letter opener
"Eh?!" Naruto yelled before he tripped and face planted into the ground as everyone cheered. Except KGBeast who removed his hand and placed on a new one that had a giant middle finger up as he walked out
"Hey thanks for believing in me" Harley said sarcastically to Ivy with a side glare
"N-no I was trying to protect you" Ivy said as Harley went up to claim her medal
"Harley Quinn welcome to the legion of Doom" Lex said with a smile as he placed a medal around her neck
(later back at the mall)
Harley harshly shoved open the doors and stomped her way in
"Fine you want to join those assholes? Ho be an asshole yourself" Ivy yelled at Harley as they walked in
"Fine I will! You think I won't? What part of they have kryptonite powered submarines don't you understand. It turns into a car and shoots missles! Don't put your insecurities on me!" Harley yelled back before she slammed the door to her room
"My insecurities?! Oh hell no!" Ivy yelled as she went into Harley's room to continue their shouting match
"Well that could have gone better" shark said as he sighed
"Indeed but it could be worse" Clayface said as he frowned
"Why would you say that? You're just asking for something worse to happen Blackfire said as she scowled
"Oh please how can this get any worse babe?" Naruto asked as he gestured to both Harley and ivy's rooms
Suddenly a dark portal opened in the middle of the mall and what looked like a woman with a chakra mark on her forehead, pale skin and a blue robe and leotard floated out of the portal with DD cup breasts, a curvy body, and a plump heart shaped ass. This was Raven.
"... oh fuuuuuuuuuuuuucccckkkkk!" Naruto groaned out "not you. Get out" Naruto said as he pointed to the door
"Naruto I need-" the woman was saying but Naruto
"Forget it! Not happening! Never in a million years take it somewhere else cause I'm not buying, I don't care if you were the best fuck ever!" Naruto shouted as he walked past Raven and stomped into his room before slamming the door hard cracking it and completely making it fall off its hinges "... goddammit" Naruto grumbled as he remade the door with Overhaul
"Woah" Shark said his eyes wide at this reaction from Naruto
"I do not usually see him act like this with females. Even heroines" Clayface admitted
"It makes sense seeing as this is his ex" Blackfire said as she glared at Raven her eyes glowing purple
"Eh?!" Shark and Clayface yelled at this
"Blackfire" Raven said with a glare of her own as Naruto suddenly came out of the room holding a bra and thong in his hands
"Here if it gets you to leave you can take back my trophies! I don't give a fuck just piss off! Oh and you better have that tramp stamp I gave you removed!" Naruto yelled before he threw the bra and the thong at Raven
"Would you Listen to me you idiot?!" Raven yelled
"Don't sweet talk me you fat assed, long legged succubus! I have a will of iron! I will not be tempted by you ever again!" Naruto yelled
"I need your help you Moron!" Raven yelled angrily before taking a calming breath
"My help?! gahahahahahahahahhahaha!... oh fuck you're serious….. let me laugh even harder! Bahahahahahahahahahaha!" Naruto cackled
Raven's eyes went red at this before her shadows grabbed a chunk of concrete and…..
SLAM!
Smashed Naruto into the dirt
"... so you want to play like that? Fine then. I'll mourn the loss of your fat fuckable ass after I rip you to shreds!" Naruto yelled as he used Overhaul to remove himself from the dirt
"Enough!" Gsplntz yelled as she appeared in between Naruto and raven
"Gspy stay out of the way and I'll do that thing with my tongue and 5 bottles of whipped cream" Naruto said as he glared at Raven
"No I refuse to let you do something you will regret" Gsplntz told him
"I don't do regrets. I love for murder, Chaos and fucking sluts" Naruto said
"You and I know that's not all true otherwise you wouldn't have dated me in the first place you maniac!" Raven yelled
"You don't get to speak for me! Not after what you did to me! You ripped my fucking heart!" Naruto yelled
"Jeez what did she do?" Harley asked curiously as she came out of her room to check out what the noise was all about
"She dumped me over a text! A fucking text! The big bad Raven couldn't even break up with me to mu face!" Naruto growled out
This got winces from the others as they looked at raven with looks of disapproval
"That was years ago. We were 16" Raven said as she sighed
"Yeah and in those years you never once approached me. We had one night of passion after we broke up in Jump City. One! Nothing else since. And now you think you can just waltz in and beg for help! Tough shit fat ass!"
"I can when it involves something that's your fault you idiot!" Raven yelled as she got in Naruto's face her eyes glowing red
"... what the hell are you on about?" Naruto asked
"Do the words outworld mean anything to you?" Raven asked
"Nope. Never been to San Francisco" Naruto said as he shrugged
Raven groaned at this as she slapped her forehead already feeling a headache coming
"what Does outworld have to do with this?" Gsplntz asked with a raised eyebrow having knowledge of other dimensions
(With Fables)
Fables was inside a palace in front of the throne of a massive man who was wearing a skull helmet and two chest straps over his incredibly muscled form with a massive hammer at his side.
"So we have a deal then?" The man on the Throne asked
"Yeah sure. You want that shitty realm, take it just let me get some real estate when it's yours. Maybe something tropical in exchange I'll help you in this tournament or invasion or whatever you do here. I honestly don't give a fuck" Fables said with a shrug
"Good you will make a good combatant for the upcoming tournament. Do not fail me Queen of Fables. Or you shall suffer" the man on the throne told her
Fables slightly sweated at this before she bowed her head low at this 'damn you whiskers thanks to your 5th dimensional bitch I'm in this shit situation! When I find you I'm gonna kill you!' She mentally yelled