Mission Room, Mount Justice
"A massive ice storm has paralyzed North America from coast to coast. Satellite imagery has detected some kind of ice fortresses responsible for the unnatural phenomenon" Batman reported through the com on his Batplane. "There are five of them and must be stopped"
Naruto aka Paradox stood a few feet away from the team, leaning against the wall of the room as he watched the proceedings with a pout. Well if you counted ogling Zatanna and Artemis's giant booties as 'proceedings' that is.
However something was terribly wrong with the attire they were wearing. It covered everything from his view. Meaning no jutting pair of milk tanks begging to be groped and sucked dry, no taut bellies exposed for him to imagine bloated with his seed and no ginormous asses straining against their uniforms for him to appreciate.
That alone should be considered some sort of irredeemable sin!
The thick white-blue coats covered everything from his eyes. The only person exposed enough was Miss Martian and he did not want to ogle her. He had standards like that … surprisingly enough.
"The League's orbiting headquarters is not weaponized and with both Green Lanterns off world, I need all hands on deck"
The Green Lanterns better be off world. He left quite a mess for them and the other Corps to clean up. And by Zatanna's stocking-covered thick legs, he just hoped that any of the Corps is able to trace back the destruction to him. How exciting would that be?
"Shame on you, Spooky, talking about dicks right in front of impressionable girls" Naruto added from the back, a disappointed look on his face. "Just because you are dressed like a bat doesn't mean you should forget about your decency"
While he knew what the redhead was getting at, Batman couldn't help but jab back at him. "You talk about decency and shame?"
"Well I don't pretend to be shy or decent; I am the most shameless pervert on the face of the planet!"
The team plus Zatanna snickered in silent amusement. He was just …something else. After all how many people can openly admit to being the most shameless pervert on the face of the planet? No one except Naruto.
Even Batman's eyebrows twitched when he heard the redhead shout out his 'pride' in regards to being shameless. He shouldn't have started an argument with this guy in the first place.
"Moving on … Superboy, use the Sphere to rendezvous with the Batplane…"
Naruto sweatdropped at the name. "Batplane? Batsignal? Batarang? Batmobile? I know you are the big bad Batdude but come on man, that's too many bats!"
The bat-themed hero narrowed his eyes in annoyance, inwardly grumbling at the redhead when the team chuckled silently at his behest. "…You'll drop off Robin and Aqualad and continue on with Wolf to meet up with Black Canary and Red Tornado at Ice Fortress 2"
"I better not see any of you little buggers making the moves on my baby or else…"
Robin and Aqualad shivered slightly, not even daring to look back at the redhead as they could feel his blue eyes drilling into the back of their heads from behind. Meanwhile Superboy neared a little bit closer to Miss Martian to unintentionally remind the powerful redhead that he was with the Martian girl and had no intention of making any passes at his teacher.
"Miss Martian, Zatanna and Artemis, take the Bio-ship and rendezvous with Martian Manhunter and Green Arrow in Ice Fortress 3" Batman continued firmly, hoping to end the conversation as soon as possible.
Naruto giggled at the back as he stared at the three or more specifically at the two potential babes. "Don't do anything I wouldn't do"
Artemis was too pissed off at Batman for interrupting her potential rape of a certain redheaded hunk to properly listen to the two; Miss Martian was too oblivious to know what he meant while Zatanna merely shook her head at the former Shinobi.
Leave it to Paradox to turn a serious mission into his dirty fantasy.
"The rest of the Leaguers will deal with remaining fortresses, sending all coordinates now"
Robin, Megan and Superboy nodded collectively. "Received!"
"Spooky, you missed the Flasher" the Dimension Hopper interrupted before the bat-themed hero could cut off the link.
"It's Kid Flash!"
"Who cares?"
The Dark Knight sighed on the other side of the com, already feeling a headache fast approaching. He could tell another day full of Naruto's ridiculous schemes weighing down on his shoulders. Which also reminded him … what the hell was Paradox still doing in the Cave? Every Leaguer except Zatanna and Paradox were out destroying the flying fortresses.
"Kid Flash, a young girl in Seattle is in desperate need of a Heart Transplant. With all conventional air traffic grounded by the storm, you'll have to pick the donor heart from Boston and run a 3000 miles across country"
"Wait what?" This was supposed to be his day to shine and show the Justice League that he could stand by their side in battle. He couldn't afford to miss this rare opportunity!
The black haired billionaire narrowed his eyes. "Is there a problem?"
"Who is the girl?"
"Does it matter?"
"Of course it does!" Naruto chirped in flatly, siding with the kid speedster. "Does she have massive titties? Or a giant ass?"
"Paradox, that is no way to talk in front of the Team!"
"You can talk about dicks but I can't say tits and ass? Isn't that kind of hypocritical?" the former Shinobi asked pointedly.
"Can we get back to the topic?" The Dark Knight knew that any argument with the Uzumaki would end up with him rubbing his pulsing head in resignation and the redhead throwing insults at him with his cheeky grin.
"I'll take the mission" Kid Flash snapped his head towards the powerful Leaguer, a surprised but hopeful look on his face. "I am much faster than Flasher over there and can get the heart in better conditions for the transplant. Besides, I am bored as hell"
Sadly for Batman, Naruto was the only Leaguer who defied rules left and right for the fun of it, listening to no one. The surprising part was that no one could do anything about it, one because his breaking of the rules always worked out for the best. And two because… well because he was Naruto Uzumaki, enough said.
Meanwhile…
Gotham, Scourge's Hideout
"Am I interrupting?"
To be perfectly honest, Count Werner Vertigo had expected a lot of things from the infamous villain who had earned quite the dangerous name for himself in the criminal underworld. He had expected the man to be a demon in the skin of a human, powerful and oppressive stature, not to mention a suffocating presence.
He had expected the man to be surrounded by hundreds of guards, running an empire unlike any other crime lord in the law-breaking city with an iron fist. He had expected to go through several vexing procedures before being led to the demon given human form.
He was wrong… horribly so.
Some of the things he was famous for were true. He indeed looked like a demon given human form; his body was powerful and strong. His presence was suffocating but still bearable. His demonic red eyes were unfocused and lazy, hardly acknowledging his presence as he entered the warehouse.
What he was wrong about was his lack of guards and empire. The warehouse he was staying in barely had any living necessities… only a simple table with a chair and a dim light flashing right over the head of the bare minimum equipment.
Other than that, nothing.
But perhaps one of things that he had heard most of about the redhead villain and something he was currently observing was his … carnal activities. The man was known for three things, his power, ruthlessness and libido.
His eyes could perfectly make out the form of a well-endowed blonde woman, with twin pigtails and a ridiculously tight black-red costume, kneeling between the legs of the man and bobbing her head up and down on his crotch.
The wet slurping sounds painfully pointed out what she was doing.
However the most surprising part was that he recognized the blonde woman. The pigtails and the costume made it all painfully obvious. She was Harley Quinn aka Princess of Crime. Wasn't she supposed to be obsessively loyal to the Joker?
What a surprise to find her kneeling before the demon of the underworld.
"Yes you are" Scourge replied flatly, not the least bit disturbed by the fact that another person was watching him receive a dirty and enthusiastic blowjob from the busty blonde.
"I apologize for the … interruption then" Vertigo said, not sure what to say to the redhead. Yes he was a despicable villain hell-bent on overthrowing his niece but he still had his decency. He wasn't used to seeing a man nonchalantly sit and have his subordinate suck on his manhood in the presence of others with a bored look on his face. "I am here on business"
Scourge gave the Vlatavan Count a searing look from the shadows of the warehouse. "You better be for interrupting my fun."
Fortunately for the yellow haired man, he had already been informed of Scourge's behavior and how he normally acted around people he considered below him. Otherwise controlling his anger after that retort would have really been a big problem considering he was a man of high nobility.
"In case you haven't noticed but I have a very enthusiastic and beautiful woman sucking on my dick, I want to finish this as soon as possible" the red-eyed villain growled angrily, roughing grabbing Harley's bobbing head and shoving every inch of his meat down her throat in one go. "State your purpose and get the fuck out of here before I skin you alive"
Gritting his teeth in anger, the Vlatavan diplomat knew that anger would not help him in this regard. He needed the man for a very specific job and unfortunately for him, there was no one better suited than Scourge for it.
So he would endure the insults for now and punish the insolent demon once he became King of Vlatava.
"I have a job fo…"
"For how much?" the muscular villain interrupted midsentence, removing his hand from Harley's head and allowing the cheekily smiling blonde woman to take a few deep breathes before resuming her work.
Count Vertigo raised an eyebrow at the question. He was not even going to ask what the mission was before inquiring about the payment? He wasn't that arrogant, was he?
"35 million dollars… in cash" he replied with a smirk, expecting the man to almost jump out of his chair in surprise.
Scourge barely blinked. "Fuck off"
"What!"
"Deliver 50 million to my account right this instance or get the hell out of here" the red-eyed demonic villain replied blankly, a bored look on his face as he trailed his hand in Harley's golden locks and eyed the woman take his cock in and out of her mouth with enthusiasm, all the while looking him straight in the eyes. "My services are not cheap"
50 million dollars?! Did this guy think that 35 was less? It was triple the amount he was paying to the four Ice villains combined! This was outrageous!
BUT…
He needed the man, much to his anger. This was his last opportunity to kill his niece without directly involving himself in the murder. With Perdita gone, no one would be left from the royal family's line of heirs since Perdita was an only child of her dead parents and he'd be appointed as the new King of Vlatava.
"Fine!"
Grabbing his telephonic device, Scourge nodded in approval as the number of zeros in his account went several numbers higher and turned to the scowling man. "Now what's the mission?"
"I want you to, directly or indirectly, kill my niece, Queen Perdita"
Boston General Hospital
Grabbing the insolated container from the medical staff in charge of the transaction, Naruto blurred into the sky in break-neck speed. Apparently the staff had been expecting one of the speedsters to pick up the heart, not the powerful and handsome redhead known as Paradox.
Their expressions were hilarious to watch. He may have stopped a minute or two to watch them futilely pick up their jaws from the ground while staring at him in dumb surprise. By Mercy's skirt-covered booty, their expressions were pure amusement.
He wholeheartedly enjoyed their surprise and got a very wet kiss as a reward from the head doctor, a busty and phat-butted ebony skinned woman. He also found out that she was his fan… very well-endowed fan he might add.
Such a waste that he didn't stop long enough to mount her wide hips and see just how much of his 'heroism' she could take … especially up her jiggling posterior or sandwich it between those dusky mountains of titflesh.
Alas that wet kiss with tongues involved would have to suffice for now.
Besides, she gave him her apartment address and basically offered up her black tushy for him to plunder, in her professional and no-nonsense mannerism of course. She was standing beside her subordinates at the time so she had to maintain her status as a strict head.
Maybe he would come back for that later. There is no way he is gonna let an ass like that go untapped.
He had about 2 hours and 58 minutes to deliver the heart before it was no longer functional. It would take about 0.999 seconds to deliver it but missions like these, simple and unassuming, were when all the action and secret agendas revealed themselves.
Especially when the uncle of the girl, Queen Perdita, paid his alter ego a visit somewhere around an hour or so ago. Or more like Vertigo paid him a visit. Same thing really. When you have powers beyond the imagination of any living creature, teleporting from dimensions is child's play, let alone cities.
He could still vividly remember the sensation of Harley's vacuum-like mouth trying to almost suck his balls through his meat pole with endearing enthusiasm. It was no wonder he had blown two loads down her gullet during the course of the conversation with Vertigo.
Then again, that was the reason why he had chosen Harley as his villainess alter ego's partner in crime. One to ward off suspicions from Batman about the disappearance of numerous villainesses such as the mentioned woman, Killer Frost and Poison Ivy and two ... well to enjoy her blowjobs of course.
Batman wouldn't notice Volcana because she didn't operate in his city.
While he wanted the women to lead a normal life, he also wanted them to stay true to the harshness of reality by witnessing both sides of his personality.
The kind, gentle and generous side of Paradox and the rough, dominant and dark side of Scourge. Both one and the same, yet so different all together. Both of these were masks of the true Naruto Uzumaki, one they were not yet ready to know and get used to.
No one was… except his wife that is.
"And the plot thickens" Naruto snickered as his super eyesight picked up on the familiar form of a dark haired ancient man hoisting up a police officer by his neck. Shooting downwards from the gray sky, Naruto slammed his fist into the tall villain's stomach and launched him flying through the snow covered ground like a ragdoll.
The look of surprise on his face made the detour all worth it. Seems like the ancient caveman wasn't expecting him to take the mission. He must have been expecting one of the speedsters since the authorities had been informed beforehand to clear a way for him.
Unfortunately for Savage, Paradox wasn't all about speed. He was the total package.
"I actually felt that" Vandal stated gruffly, struggling to stand up from the destructive punch. His punch actually felt like being rammed by a truck. His reputation as the strongest Leaguer was well-earned.
Naruto deadpanned. "If you're gonna brag, at least try standing properly"
Seriously, the man was barely able to stand properly and he was still arrogant enough to TRY and dismiss the actual damage his punch had done to him. Key word being 'try'.
"Contrary to popular beliefs, Immortality is not the only enhancement of my body" Savage explained seriously, standing to his full, imposing height… albeit with a discreet wince. "Withstanding the force of a meteor is child's play, let alone a punch"
"Ok… then how about you stand right there and let me try again?" Paradox suggested cheekily. "I'd like to see just how much force your 'enhanced' body can take"
The prehistoric Meta-human scowled. "Foolish baits won't work on me"
"Chickening out already?"
"I didn't know the so called strongest of the Justice League was working as part-time delivery boy" Savage stated in his usual deep tone, crossing hands behind his back in an attempt to take control of the situation again. "Though I admit the job does suit your personality"
Naruto gaped at the black haired bearded man. "Did you just crack a joke at me?"
"If it took you this long to realize that then the real joke is you"
"Huh?" Settling down the container on the soft, snow-covered ground, Naruto cracked his knuckles and neck with a savage grin, blue eyes glowing in an unholy light as he slowly approached the suddenly dread-filled Meta-human. "You actually have a sense of humor? Who knew? Life is full of surprises"
"Do you actually believe you can take me on?" To be honest, he wasn't feeling all that confident in front of this … force of nature. His organization specialized in using the weakness of their opponents to their advantages and manipulating them like puppets.
This man, however, did not have any known weakness to begin with. He had always defeated his opponents with either sheer number, brute force or his amazing intellect. However he had a feeling none of those would work on the redhead standing before him… just as they didn't work on the self-entitled Queen of the Light.
"Only one way to find out. Before we get down to me beating the shit out of your prehistoric ass, I have a few questions and you, my primitive friend, better have the answers"
With that, all hell broke loose on the ancient caveman.
A few minutes later, Naruto was seated on the back of the bruised and unconscious Vandal Savage, whistling cheerfully as he dialed a number on his telephonic device. For all his bravado and admittedly impressive intellect, the man lacked the physical force necessary to protect and preserve that intellect.
"Barry, I am gonna need you to do me a favor"
"Ah… ok, it better not be something perverted because unlike you, I can't get away with it, not to mention I am married"
"So let me get this straight, if I provide you with a rare opportunity to grope the shit out of Giganta's gigantic ass, you are going to deny it because you are married?"
"…"
"I am waiting"
"Well … one little harmless caress wouldn't hurt"
"And that is what I needed you to say because I recorded that. Now if you don't do what I want you to do, a certain news reporter in Star city is going to mysteriously receive an audio recording of a certain speedster openly admitting to wanting to grope Giganta's phat butt"
"HEY! Come on now, buddy, you wouldn't do that to me, right! I am your best pal! We are like brothers from different mothers! Brothers and best buds don't do that to each other!"
"We are buds and chumps as long as you do me a teensy weensy little favor" Naruto deadpanned through the phone. "Double cross me and bam you'll be sleeping on the couch for the foreseeable future … that is if you survive long enough to sleep on the couch"
"Hey hey let's not talk about double crossing and surviving, come on buddy, I am your best chump! There is no way I'll betray your trust in me!"
"You sure? Because I can always send the audio with a single tap of my finger"
"Anything but that!"
"Then listen…"
Seattle Medical Center
"While the news of the ice fortresses' fall is a great victory for the Justice League, we've recently received some heartbreaking news. Despite the best efforts of Paradox of the Justice League, Queen Perdita of Vlatava died on the operating table at Seattle Medical Center"
"Flash, you spineless chicken" Naruto snickered in amusement, eyes focusing on the sound from a nearby Coffee shop as he flew past it towards the hospital.
He wouldn't do something so cruel to his best buddy. Sure teasing the speedster was fun and utterly hilarious but blackmailing his friends was not something he liked. The crimson speedster's reaction always made the teasing worthwhile though.
Nevertheless, the news was sure to attract the attention of Vertigo and the man would be arriving at the hospital faster than a honey bee to nectar. All that was left was to deliver the heart and wait for the man to make himself known.
'Well what do you know? The benevolent uncle is already present for the funeral, how sweet' Naruto mused humorously as he entered the hospital and sensed the presence of Werner Vertigo at the parking lot below the building.
In a flash of incredible speed, Naruto dropped the container into the hands of the assigned surgeons, nudged them towards the operation theatre and sped downstairs to witness the proceedings below.
It would take a few hours for the procedure to complete and another hour or so for the girl to wake up. He needed her to wake up as soon as possible to witness the ass-kicking. And that is exactly what she is going to be doing.
His chakra inside the transplanted heart would speed up the process by leaps and bounds. She will be up and about in 10 to 15 minutes with no visible strain on her body.
"Count Werner Vertigo, asshole extraordinaire and pedophilic murderer in the history of Vlatava" Naruto announced cheerfully as he walked up to the Vlatavan's car like he was greeting an old friend. "How have you been? Still thinking of ways to kill your niece and sit on the throne of Vlatava?"
If Vertigo was surprised to see him of all people … ok who was he kidding? The man was practically shaking in his boots as soon as his eyes met with the redhead's. Seems the cowardly Count remembered the beating he had received from the Justice League during the whole 'Injustice League' fiasco.
"I didn't believe the news when your name was mentioned" Vertigo stated forcefully, cautiously stepping out of the car as his guards aimed their guns at the redhead sprawled out on the hood of a limo in front of them. "But it seems I was mistaken"
"So how are we going to do this? I'd rather not beat you up like Savage" The wide-eyed look on his face was pure bliss. "What? You actually thought the old relic would be able to stop me? Come on, I am hurt by your lack of confidence in my ability to kick asses and take names"
"A minor setback… one which I'll rectify soon enough" the blond Vlatavan countered in a strained voice, shaken by the news that the ancient Meta-human was defeated. Fortunately, he had a contingency for occasions like this. "I would like you to meet Scourge"
The familiar form of his clone transformed into the notorious villain stepped out of the car and stood beside the blond Count with a bored look on his face.
Naruto waved at his transformed clone with a cheerful smile. "S'up Scourge"
Scourge nodded back with a smirk of his own. "S'up yourself"
Freaked out by the casual greeting between the two opposing agents, Werner Vertigo gave the redheaded Leaguer a smug smile and pointed to Scourge with his sheathed sword-staff. "I believe you've not met Scourge before. He's the complete opposite of you except there are no self-limiting barriers to block his powers"
"Not like I asked for the history lesson … but ok" Naruto muttered unsurely.
"Deal with him"
"Not gonna happen"
Vertigo's eyes widened in shock as he rounded up on the hulking villain and glared at him with clear fury in his eyes. "WHAT!? We had a deal!"
Scourge shrugged casually. "The deal was to kill Perdita, she is dead and so our contract is complete"
"No, you can't do this!" Vertigo shouted in frustration, unsheathing his sword to behead the muscular redhead, only for said man to backhand him to the other side of the parking lot with a scowl.
Paradox whistled at his clone's action. "Nice one, I would've preferred sending him through a few extra walls, but still excellent work"
The disguised clone deadpanned at the original. Man his original was ruthless. "Thanks. By the way I think you might need this to put the asshole behind bars for this stunt."
The original Naruto caught a small chip in his hands, courtesy of the clone and grinned. While he already knew what the Count's plan was all along since he was the one who met the man in Gotham but this was to make the still conscious Vertigo believe that he has been betrayed by Scourge instead of someone leaking his secret meeting with the villain to the Justice League.
That would put Scourge's image in jeopardy.
"Appreciate the info"
"Don't mention it" Scourge grumbled indignantly and roughly pulled the driver of the limo from the sleek automobile and made himself comfortable in the front seat before speeding out of the basement parking lot.
Once again, Naruto was impressed by his own … brashness and insensitivity to the feelings of others. His clone didn't even stop to think about Vertigo's way of transportation after the debacle. He would most likely vanish midway and leave the car in the middle of nowhere.
But still it was a dick move by his clone … and he loved it!
"Now what to do with you"
An Hour Later
"We've received information regarding the attempted murder of Queen Perdita by her uncle, Count Werner Vertigo. It was revealed by the personals involved that the previous news of her death were mere propaganda to extract evidence from the former Count. As of right now, he is stripped of his diplomatic immunity and sent to Belle Reve Prison for attempted murder among other heinous charges"
"You happy now?"
"For now… but don't think that I'll get rid of this audio just because you convinced your wife to fake the news for me" Naruto stated into the phone, hearing a loud groan on the other side.
"Come on, you can't keep me on the hook forever!"
"You mess with the bull, you're bound to get the horns" Naruto countered smugly. "Do you think groping Giganta's soft, phat, marshmallow and juicy…"
"I get it!"
"As I was saying, do you really think groping her juicy ass is without repercussions?"
"But you grope every heroine or villainess you meet. Where are your so called repercussions?!" the exaggeration in his tone was clearly heard through the phone.
"I am the master and you are the student, difference is bound to exist between us" Naruto replied sagely. "Besides, calling yourself the 'fastest man alive' isn't exactly attractive if you know what I mean"
"HEY!"
"Gotta go, bye bye!" Hanging up on the sputtering speedster, Naruto relaxed into the chair in the waiting room and … well waited for the princess to recover so he could make sure that she was healthy.
His chakra was a peculiar subject. Who knows what kind of effects it may have on a normal human?
"Mr. Uzumaki, the queen is ready to see you now" a special service agent announced blankly, gesturing for the powerful redhead to follow him to the room of the Vlatavan queen.
It had taken more time than he had anticipated for the queen to recover. In fact she should've been halfway across the country by now. The moment he entered the room assigned for the young queen, he understood what had taken so long.
Apparently she had taken the time to make herself presentable. Why was that, he wondered.
He had expected her to be somewhere around 10 to 11 but what he saw was a beautiful woman of around 19 to 20 years of age with blonde hair and green delicate eyes of innocence and admiration.
The young queen was dressed in a simple blue strapped shirt, leaving the flesh of her shoulders and back exposed to the world, unintentionally drawing the eyes to her still developing but impressively large set of breasts straining against the fabric.
The athletic queen was garbed in black skin-tight pants, stretched over her wide hips and perfectly hugging the round, marshmallow-like cheeks of her thick ass and plump thighs, all finished by a set of high-heeled sandals.
And as always, Naruto was hooked the second he saw her.
"Good afternoon, your highness" Naruto greeted smoothly, standing a few respectable feet away from the young monarch. "I am glad to see you up and healthy"
"Greetings Paradox, I offer my utmost appreciation for what you did for me today" Queen Perdita started in a soft, foreign accent, smiling at the tall redhead. "I owe you my life"
"Nah, don't worry about it"
"I have heard stories about you since…"
"Please don't say 'since I was a little girl'!" Naruto whined childishly. "It makes me feel old! Besides, I started this hero business a few months ago"
The busty queen giggled uncharacteristically. "Actually I was about to say 'since you appeared' but since you are uncomfortable discussing that topic, I believe we should change the subject to something more engaging"
Naruto nodded excitedly, inwardly smiling at the thoughtfulness of the monarch. She may be young but she was well-mannered and kind… not to mention thick in all the right places. "I can live with that"
"Let me start by saying that I've been an avid fan of your exploits since your appearance" the blonde girl started gently, offering a soft smile. "In fact, Vlatava has declared you as their favorite Justice Leaguer through a contest held by the public."
Naruto blinked in surprise. He didn't know something like that even existed. Choosing favorite Leaguer through public voting? Now that's surprising. "Really?"
"I may have … participated in the voting in a disguise" she added teasingly, a hint of mischief glowing in her emerald eyes. "After all, I wanted my 'hero' to be the symbol of my people's freedom and democracy"
The Dimension Hopper grinned. "Oh stop with the compliments, you are going to make me blush"
"Though it is quite uncomfortable for me to say, I believe it is the right opportunity to bring it out into the open" At that point, Perdita did, in fact, looked uncomfortable as she tried to avert her eyes away from his and look anywhere but at his face with a hint of redness to her cheeks. "Call it childish but I also developed a… crush of sorts on you during the first few days of your arrival"
'So cute!' Naruto snickered inwardly; immensely enjoying the way the young monarch smiled timidly and looked away with a cute blush on her cheeks. 'Aww too cute … must not pounce! … must not fuck …. Must not fuck cute little queen!'
Needless to say, it was a very hard meeting for the redhead.