Planet Vampa
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"Take a picture, it will last longer" Naruto grumbled indignantly, pouting in a childish manner as the two Almeracians gaped at him incredulously. What was so surprising about him being the Demon of Destruction anyway?
"My apologies" Primaa recovered first, offering a delicate bow, which Naruto enjoyed to the fullest. Hey what could he say, thicc dark skinned woman in a skimpy silver suit gave him the hard on. "Are you really the warrior responsible for the destruction of planet Ryut?"
The redhead sweatdropped. And that was how you turn off Naruto Uzumaki's famous libido… by doubting his awesomeness. "Grayfia, please tell these people how I awesomely kicked countless Black Lantern butts and destroyed the planet in the process"
"Of course sir" the thick maid nodded professionally, earning a proud look from the redhead as she turned to the two doubtful women. "You're justified to doubt him; I myself have reservations to be honest"
"Yeah you see… wait what the fuck, Grayfia!? You are supposed to be on my side!"
"Sorry Master, I couldn't help but take the opportunity" the beautiful devil replied softly, smiling delicately at her pouting employer. "It's not easy finding the chance to have a crack at you"
Actually the jab was more out of … vengeance than anything else to be completely honest. After all, she had been forced to watch as her hunk master had mounted the black haired assassin like his personal bitch and rammed her brains out… without taking her feelings into consideration.
No woman wants to watch another receive the pleasure of a lifetime … unless she is next.
"I'll show you cracks, you vixen" Naruto complained huffily. "In fact, I'll take your crack"
"I look forward to it, sir". Taking her crack? She already loved the sound of that.
After seeing how loud Cheshire had been screaming while having his cock ramming into her backdoor, the silverette had a sudden craving to experience the sensation of having his manhood pistoning into her ass. She just hoped that he would remember his promise after the mission.
"Enough!" It wasn't hard to guess who had suddenly lost her cool and shouted as an irritated Maxima marched up to the former Shinobi and stood before him, emerald eyes glowing from anger and concealed power. "I've had enough of this foolish jesting, can you help us or not?"
Naruto remained unbothered by her outburst, quite the contrary in fact as the redhead was smiling harmlessly and eyeing the fiery Almeracian up and down with a smug smirk. "Feisty, I love it"
"Do you have any idea how long we have waited for you? Are you really that oblivious to the sufferings of my people or was gallivanting around with your playthings too distracting for you to consider a meeting with us?"
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"Oh I know of your antics, so called Demon" Maxima sneered angrily, nearing her face to the silently smiling redhead's until their noses were almost touching. "Is that any way for a warrior to behave?"
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"Can't speak? Oh I see what is wrong" the redheaded Almeracian smirked arrogantly, taking a few steps back and placing delicate hands on the incredible curve of her childbearing hips. "Rendered speechless by my beauty? Your little playthings can't compare, huh?"
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Even that didn't work. Maxima was getting angrier and angrier by the second as the warrior merely sat there, drank his wine and enjoyed the view of her beautiful body with that damned smug grin of his! "Speak up!"
"How long since you've had any pussy or dick?"
"W-what?"
"What you are showing are symptoms of a disease I like to call 'Cock Withdrawal Syndrome', Tsunade and Shayera are frequent victims of that awful disease" Naruto explained in a flat tone, inwardly smirking at the expressions of pure shock on the women faces. "Or in your case 'Pussy-Cock Withdrawal Syndrome' since you are obviously interested in both genders"
Needless to say, the thicc Almeracian princess did not like her preferences being revealed or discussed. She also didn't like how this redhead was pushing all the right buttons to boil her over. "W-what?! How dare your speak to the Queen of Almerac in such vulgar manner? I'll have your head for this blasphemy!"
"Which head?" Naruto asked in a straight tone.
"H-how vulgar!"
Off to the side, Grayfia shook her head at the beautiful Almeracian princess in pity. You can't win an argument or battle of wits against Naruto unless he wants you to win or … he has plans to fuck the smugness out of you later on for letting you win.
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Planet Almerac
Situated hundreds of light years away from Earth, Almerac was a beautiful planet, home to one of the most technologically advanced race in the Universe and rulers selected from among the finest of generations upon generations of selective breeding.
Pushing aside their differences for the time, Maxima finally conceded to the idea that someone as unassuming and harmless as Paradox could indeed be the famed Demon of Destruction known to the Universe… after Grayfia specifically confirmed his identity.
Naruto relieved Grayfia off her duties and told her to assist Mercy in running the company in the absence of Tsunade.
The busty blonde bombshell has yet to return to Earth, probably drinking herself stupid along with the Tailed Beasts and another similar blonde. Sometimes he thought that they were twins… from the size of their massive tits and marshmallow-like booties.
Coming back to the issue at hand, Naruto was seated on a wide chair in the throne room of the massive ship, nonchalantly whistling as they moved towards the planet of the two warrior women.
Unlike Maxima who was glaring at the redhead with a small blush on her face, Primaa was observing the strong but unassuming man with the grace of a warrior. Sharp eyes followed every movement and keen mind though of reasons behind said movements.
In short… he was a mystery and one she would love to solve. It was rare to meet a man worthy of gaining her interest and if said man happened to be a complete enigma, then so be it. As a warrior, she lived for challenges.
Maxima … she hated everything about him. His cheeky posture, ridiculously formal clothing, lecherous blue eyes and that damned, distracting smile of his! What she wouldn't do to get rid of that cheeky, body-warming smile on his handsome face!
Was he handsome? Incredibly so, even by the standards of her genetically superior race. Was he desirable? Phenomenally, even now she could feel her body heating up from seeing him sit a few feet away from her… on her throne no less!
But his behavior left much to be desired. He was brash, crude and undisciplined on a level she had not thought possible.
If he was not so wild and crude, she might have even considered the idea of having him as her betroth, thus naming him the future King of Almerac. But as he was right, he will never be even a garbage boy, let alone a king!
But why….
Why did the idea of taking him as her king aroused her so? Why was she picturing him seated beside her on a throne and ruling over their people together? Why was she imagining him taking her to their bedroom and ravaging her body like a beast!?
Why was she aroused by his smile!? Why? Why? WHY!?
"Nice throne, Maxima." Naruto commented idly, gaining a glare from the redhead as she was reminded of her rightful place once again. "Aligns the lumbar, cradles the coccyx and balances the buttocks, no wonder every queen has an ass phat enough to turn a saint into a raging pervert"
"That is Queen Maxima to you, commoner and don't you dare talk about my behind in that vulgar tone!"
"By the way, I can smell your arousal all the way here, your majesty" he pointed out flatly, giving the fiery redhead a cheeky smirk. Did she really thin he was oblivious to her dripping arousal?
Was he surprised by her reaction to his presence? More than he should be, to be honest. There were few things that could surprise him these days and apparently meeting a warrior aroused by his mere presence was one of those rare things.
"D-do not flatter yourself, aroused I might be but you've obviously mistaken my thoughts behind said arousal" the redheaded princess replied quickly, averting her eyes away from the redhead in a childish huff. "As you so crudely stated before, I neither have any interest in your filthy gender nor do I find them worthy of my attention"
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"Lord Naruto" Primaa started in a respectful voice, trying to change the subject. There were going to battle after all. Plus, she knew Maxima was losing the battle from the way her beautiful face was beat red and trying desperately to clench her thick thighs together.
The shocking part was that the male redhead was merely looking at the princess with a smile, not even trying to argue with her.
"You know you shouldn't call me that, Primaa" Naruto countered smoothly, giving the busty warrior a soft smile. "The only reason Grayfia calls me that is because she is a naughty little vixen who enjoys the Master-Servant game more than she should"
"I recognize a superior being when I see one, I do not feel ashamed to state that you obviously surpass my power level and thus receiving my respect should be mandatory" the dark-skinned Almeracian warrior explained curtly.
"He is no warrior and certainly not worthy of anything, least of all respect" the extra thicc alien woman muttered under her breathe, crossing her arms under a pair of giant meaty breasts.
"Then stop your blushing if you can please" he retorted offhandedly.
"S-shut up!"
Primaa coughed into her hand. This was becoming an awkward travel for her. There was so much sexual tension in the massive ship that one could feel it on their skin. The vexing part was that even she was beginning to show signs of arousal from being close proximity to the redhead.
Maxima might not know why she was starting to feel incredible arousal due to her inexperience as well as lack of knowledge but she knew why. Their race has always sought out the most superior and dominant species of the universe to mate and produce heirs with.
The stronger a being was, the powerful the pull of their desires were.
The royal family was specifically drawn to power and dominant presences due to their inherent need to sire powerful heirs for the throne. If she, a high level General in the Almeracian Army, was struggling to contain the pull of her desires, she could only imagine how hard Maxima might be struggling to stay in control.
"How do we proceed?"
The Dimension Hopper grinned like a mischievous fox. "I have an idea"
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Tae Tamrac
Almerac was a terrestrial planet; a world with an interior comprised of a molten core and a rocky crust exterior, having most of its surface covered by oceans similar to Earth.
The planet's most prominent inhabitants lived in Utopian country. Tae Tamrac, Almerac's royal capital was founded in such a region. There, the highly advanced Almeracian Empire seemed to favor a neoclassical style. As a reflection of some of their naturalist ideals, the imperial architecture coexisted in perfect harmony with the landscape.
That is not to say that the country was simple, far from it in fact. It was perhaps one of the most technologically advanced capitals in the Universe. Skyscrapers, constructs of wonder and awe-aspiring creations were highlight of the city.
The inhabitants of Almerac lived under imperial rule by the House of the Blood Royale, a product of generations of selective breeding. Scions of this royal bloodline displayed vast psionic powers and other extraordinary abilities.
Ultraa, current ruler of the star spanning Almeracian Empire and the illegitimate heir of the House of Blood Royale.
According to Primaa, the House of the Blood Royale manipulated Almeracian history so that everyone believed that the planet was always ruled by a man and a woman, erasing the truth that the founders of Almerac were in fact two women, Almaara and Raacal, so that the men of that House maintained their power over a society originally matriarchal.
As a male heir to the House of the Blood Royale, Prince Ultraa was promised to marry Princess Maxima, female heiress, to establish his reign over Almerac as part of the twisted tradition but Maxima was informed by Primaa beforehand and fled her planet to avoid submitting to the tyrannical prince.
With Maxima out of the way, Ultraa crowned himself King of Almerac and has been ruling the vast empire ever since. But with the princess still alive, Naruto knew the so called King still feared the chance of his dirty secret coming out and had no doubt been searching for the two rebels.
This brought him to the current issue at hand.
"Halt, state your name and purpose for landing on Almerac?" a strong soldier shouted as he held his spear pointed at the strangely dressed humanoid as he stepped out of the massive airship awfully resembling their own.
"I am a bounty hunter here to collect the two bounty on …" Naruto started in a lazy tone, gesturing to the unconscious forms of Primaa and Maxima hoisted up on his shoulders. "…these two, I believe you know them as Princess Maxima and General Primaa"
The guards eyes widened in shock as he snapped towards his subordinate. "Inform the king at once!"
"Y-yes sir!"
"You, bounty hunter, follow me to the palace"
Naruto blissfully walked towards and the palace and enjoyed fondling the two thick Almeracians' phat buttocks, ignoring the way Maxima tried not to squirm or cry out in pleasure. Oh yeah, now they were getting somewhere.
Redheads with soft, phat juicy asses were the best. Maxima was starting to become his second favorite redhead. The first one was an obvious. If he said anything less; the volatile seductress would be pissed for an entire decade.
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Royal Palace, Throne Room
"How did you capture, not only one but two of the strongest warriors of the Almeracian Empire?" King Ultraa, a muscular brown haired man in his late twenties, asked in a skeptical tone, keen eyes observing the redhead as he laid the two unconscious women on the marbled floor. "Especially when one is a princess of the highest caliber and the other is a warrior who has evaded my soldiers for several years"
The redheaded man was surrounded from all sides by soldiers, albeit not giving him that impression. Ultraa had his suspicions and until those suspicions were rectified, he won't take any chances. This man was keeping something back. He couldn't figure out what exactly.
The whole scenario did not fit. Maxima was not someone to be captured so easily, especially when he himself had been trying for years by sending best of the best after her. Both of them would rather die than surrender to a man.
Then how was it that this … normal and formally dressed human was able to capture not one but both of them at once? Without a scratch on his body? No signs of battle or resistance? This was too good to be true.
"I banged their brains out" Naruto responded cheerfully, a wide grin on his face.
He could feel Maxima's anger and Primaa's embarrassment as they laid motionless son the ground. He imagined it was taking quite a lot of the redhead's control not to scream in frustration and attack the king … or him.
"You speak as crudely as I had expected from your unclean kind" the brown haired king stated disgustedly.
"You want me to speak formally? I can do that" Naruto countered flatly. "I brought the smack down on their fat juicy asses, tied their hands behind their backs to jut out those massive milktanks and decided to bring them before your royal pompousness"
If the male Almeracian was irked by the continued disrespect shown towards him, he did not show it. "Unclean and barbaric, is it still a wonder why you humans are considered the guinea pigs of the Universe?"
"You know, we barbarians still get more pussy than you" the redhead retorted cheekily.
"Your behavior is an insult to the décor of the palace." Ultraa sneered angrily as he stood up from the throne and calmly walked down the stairs. "In compensation for bringing the two, I shall let you live. Leave my planet as soon as possible and never show your face here again"
"Man I can only wonder about the gigantic pole stuck up your ass with how stiff you are" the powerful redhead commented idly, scratching the back of his head in cheeky confusion.
"You dare speak to a king in such a way!"
"If I can grope this phat-assed redhead in broad daylight, then I sure as hell can speak in any way I want to an arrogant jerk like you!" Naruto spoke indignantly, a tic mark pulsing on his forehead.
"Guards!"
"Anytime now, vixens!"
Maxima and Primaa shot up from the floor and stood on either side of the redhead in battle ready stances, much to the continued shock of the brown haired king.
In a surprising twist of events, the beautiful redheaded princess of Almerac rounded up on Naruto and punched him in the stomach… only to regret her decisions as the man only raised an eyebrow at her and kept smirking in his thrice damned foxy way.
"Playing kinky?"
"That was for groping my behind, you lecherous male!"
By the Almighty, what was this man made off? She was the most powerful warrior in Almerac and had the thickest skin density of all. Few things could ever make her feel them, let alone make her recognize pain from them.
"Well it was worth it" Naruto shrugged cheekily. "You have a nice ass, you know. You too, Primaa, much firmer and denser than Maxima but still juicy enough to devour"
While Maxima was let sputtering in indignation, Primaa merely gave the redhead an amused but firm glance. "Lord Naruto, perhaps we should focus on the issue at hand"
"We are focusing on the issue at hand, Primaa" he retorted excitedly. "The issue of your plump soft asses"
"Do not ignore me!" Ultraa yelled, enraged like a disturbed beast. The nerve of a mere human to turn his palace into some kind vulgar bar!
"Do you mind? We are busy over here"
"What are you waiting for? Kill the human and capture the princess!"
The armed soldiers did not need any clearer orders than that as they pounced.
Punching a solider in the stomach and sending him straight through the walls of the throne room, Naruto turned a shocked Primaa with a stern look. "Primaa, find the documents you were looking for and expose this asshole's dirty secret while Maxima and I beat some sense into him"
Now he was acting like true warrior. The blue haired general smiled and nodded. "As you wish… Lord Naruto"
The redhead pouted, delivering a roundhouse kick to a group of five Almeracian soldiers and sending them flying to the sides of the room in unconscious heaps. "No wonder Grayfia and you get along so well, both of you have Master/Servant fetishes"
Primaa chuckled good-naturedly and turned around, ready to fly towards the archives as she swatted away a daring solider to the side. "Debatable"
"Alright Red, let's see what you can do" the Dimension Hopper muttered to the redhead fighting beside him. "You handle the guards and any other pesky insects while I deal with the arrogant jerk over there"
"He is mine" Maxima snapped angrily, blasting an Almeracian royal guard with an energy beam from her hands. This bastard took everything away from her. She will make his death as slow and painful as possible.
Naruto gaped. "You are married?"
"No, of course not!"
"You said he was yours?"
"That does not mean that we are married!"
"Yes it does"
"No, it doesn't!"
"We'll have to agree to disagree then"
Ultraa signaled for more of his guards to surround the defiant warriors in a move to overwhelm them with numbers and also provide enough time for himself to change into his battle outfit.
"I think he is overcompensating for something" commented Naruto when he saw the brown haired man change into a golden armor and produce a giant ornate sword from thin air.
"Seems that way" Maxima agreed as she discerned the rapid approach of several hordes of guards. "How do we proceed?"
While she was the better warrior, he was still a very valuable asset and a keen veteran knows to use all available resources at hand.
"I am an Uzumaki and no sane Uzumaki will ever enter a battle with a strategy" Naruto deadpanned, giving the busty redhead a cheeky look, much to her chagrin… and arousal. . Uzumaki never had any plans. "We move on three"
"I suppose I shouldn't have expected any strategy from a brute like you" she retorted heatedly, producing a pair of energy swords in her hands as she prepared for her attack.
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"How dare you?! You said we go on three!" Maxima shouted heatedly when the Uzumaki blurred forward without even finishing his counting with a mischievous chuckle.
"And you believed me?" Naruto replied as he blurred forth and cleaved straight through a tall Almeracian before he could even register that he had been split in half. The remaining guards shivered in fear when the giant shadow of a grinning demon hovered above the redheaded man. "Now boys… HEY!"
"You can attack and I can't? What kind of twisted logic is that?" the busty redhead stated haughtily as she appeared before a royal soldier and punched him in the chest, forcing her fist right through his chest and out of his back, before the body exploded into nothingness.
"I called dibs on those bastards!" Naruto growled as he glared at the extra thicc woman.
"Early bird gets the worms. Deal with it, you lecherous brute!"
"Did you just call me a lecherous brute!?"
"Yes, I did!"
"Don't ignore us you monsters!" the remaining guards shouted as they rushed forward with swords drawn, only for the first soldier to be cleaved in four different places… by attacks from either of the two arguing duo.
"Can't you see that we are busy arguing over here?" the powerful Dimension Hopper growled as he glared at the petrified Almeracians, silky hair turning into spikey horns for just a split second. "Only we can interrupt our arguments"
Though less irked by the guards and more irritated by the redhead's continued defiance of her status… which much to her shame and shock was arousing her with every passing second… Maxima joined the redhead in glaring at the shivering Almeracians. "You take half and I'll take half, agreed?"
"Hell no, I am your King so I call dibs on their asses!" the cheeky redhead as he zipped into the line of royal guards, a lightening sword materializing in his hands and cleaving through the assembly of strong soldiers without a hint of hesitation.
"YOU ARE NOT MY KING!"
Unfortunately for the busty redhead, her defiant denial fell on deaf ears since Naruto had already beheaded the remaining Almeracian troops and was standing at the end of the pile of headless corpses with a bored look on his face. "Too late dear"
Words could not describe how hot she felt under the collar when her emerald eyes beheld the sight of the handsome redhead standing amidst a landscape of corpses, hands drenched in blood and a bored but utterly potent look of dominance flashing in his eyes.
Her heart thumped hurriedly underneath the massive meaty milk tanks stuck to her chest, pussy lips almost dripping with arousal and her eyes naturally admired every aspect of his existence like an artist being mesmerized by unparalleled art. "O-oh by the Almighty… I mean you will pay for this!"
"Where is Ultraa Asshole?"
Indeed, the so called King was nowhere to be found.
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A Week Later
Primaa walked through the corridors of the royal palace in her warrior garb and stood before an ornate door, knocking a few time before calmly entering without a second thought. The blue haired thick woman found her target blissfully sprawled out on his bed and staring at the decorated ceiling of the room with a faraway look on his handsome face.
"Lord Naruto"
"Primaa again! What did I tell you about this 'lord' and 'master' stuff?"
"Sorry sir, it has become a habit of sorts"
"Forget that nasty habit then!"
"I am trying my best, my lord"
Naruto deadpanned. "No, you are not"
The blue haired reinstated Supreme Commander of the Royal Army smiled amusingly, shaking her head at the redhead. "The ceremony is about to begin"
"Can't I just say that I am dying and get the hell out of this place?" the redhead whined childishly.
"I am afraid not, her majesty would not appreciate you leaving on the day of her coronation" the busty woman replied firmly, inwardly chuckling at his words. "Even if it is to prepare for your 'imagined' death"
"Dammit, I hate stuck up assholes and their stuffy formal ceremonies!"
"You only have a few minutes before the ceremony starts, my lord. Please be prepared by then"
Primaa looked on with a look of absolute amusement as the redhead grumbled and turned from side to side on his bed, mumbling something along the lines of 'bossy phat-assed redheads' and 'hating stuck up assholes'.
An entire week has passed since the dethroning of Ultraa and things were finally looking up for the oppressed populace of Almerac. Militaristic oppression was lifted and freedom was practiced by all.
While she had revealed the dirty secret of the king by broadcasting the documents throughout the empire and causing a revolt against him, thus making the populace side with Maxima in the process.
Without the backlash of public violence on a so called king, Maxima let loose all the anger she had stored and defeated Ultraa in a show of strength yet to be seen by the people of Almerac. It not only showed the determination of the Almeracians for justice but also gave the people the most likely next choice for a queen.
Surprisingly enough, Naruto faded into the background and operated from the shadows. Brash, headstrong and crude he was but the man has shown that his reputation as the Demon of Destruction was not an exaggeration.
However his decision to remain unnamed and unnoticed during the decisive moments of the battle was what truly made his character stand out. He vehemently insisted that he remain a nonexistent factor in the rebellion, showcasing a rare side of his complicated personality.
He showed that he indeed accomplished what he had come for … liberate an oppressed population yet still remain unknown to avoid taking credit. Perhaps that was why Maxima was considerably formal and kinder to the redhead after his declaration.
Ultraa was thrown into prison along with his cohorts. Naruto started a secret campaign to rat out any spies, informants and loose ends from every corner of the ruling circle. Advisors, generals, dignitaries and other associated individuals were proven guilty of siding with the former royal family in making Ultraa and his male predecessor rulers of Almerac for generations.
While Maxima focused on political issues, Naruto operated from the background and observed every significant player of the ruling party. Soon enough, every guilty government official was convicted and imprisoned.
She herself was reinstated as the Supreme Commander of the Royal Army and also a personal advisor to the soon-to-be queen. In short, both Maxima and she owed the redhead their lives for what he did for them and their people.
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A Few Minutes Later
"Valiant warriors of Almerac and my dear people, I stand before you as symbol of our race's strength and resolve. Long have we been oppressed, cheated, stomped and ridiculed by the rulers we thought would protect us from outside threats. However, as I stand on this platform, I pledge on my pride as a warrior that I shall not let any external or internal foe threaten the safety of my people for as long as I draw breathe!"
The crowds below burst forth in a thunderous round of applause and cheers, screaming at the top of their lungs to show their encouragement to their newly crowned Queen.
At the farthest end of the crowd gathered at the vast yard of the palace, Naruto was seated on the edge of a tall building directly facing the palace, feet dangling over the edge and blissfully drinking from a goblet of the finest of wines Almerac had to offer.
While he was invited to witness the coronation ceremony, he had refused making a direct appearance in the throne room. He had made it clear to Maxima that he was there by sitting on the skylights of the ceiling, directly in the crowned Queen's line of sight.
As soon as the redhead and her advisors moved to the balcony to address the thousands upon thousands of Almeracians gathered outside, Naruto flew over the crowd and made himself comfortable on the edge of the farthest building to witness the proceedings.
"Nice speech, who prepared it for that spitfire?" the redhead chuckled cheekily, pouring himself another glass of the intoxicating fluid as he eyed Maxima weave her magic over the excited crowd.
"I don't believe it was prepared beforehand"
Oh and Primaa was standing right beside him. Apparently the phat-assed redhead didn't trust him and ordered the blue haired general to keep an eye on him to make sure he doesn't escape before she is crowned Queen! Come on people, where is the trust!?
Bossy fat-butted, giant titted, wide-hipped vixens and their trust issues!
"Why are you here again?"
"As per her majesty orders"
"That reminds, why the fuck did you tell her that I had plans to escape?" the redhead Leaguer rounded up on the calmly smiling general. "I thought it was our little dirty secret"
"You never said anything about not telling her majesty" the blue haired general replied teasingly. "Besides she knew you enough to figure out your next move and thus took precautions beforehand"
"Precautions my balls!" Naruto grumbled indignantly, harrumphing in a comical manner.
"Many lives were lost that day, and while I do not condone their behavior, it still pains me to know that my people died for the sick ambitions of a tyrant. Let us mourn the deaths of our warriors who died fighting against Ultraa's oppression and forgive those who died for his oppression for they were still our people"
"I hate politics" Naruto muttered. "She was tearing the soldiers to shreds with her own hands and now here she is preaching for forgiveness"
"…" Primaa remained quiet, not sure what to say to the redhead. He was right. Maxima was ruthless in that regard. She hated traitors with every fiber of her being and dealt with them as ruthlessly as possible, even if they were her own family members.
"There were those who died and proved themselves as heroes of our empire, forever etching their names into the pages of history for future generations" Maxima declared firmly, focusing her emerald eyes on the silhouette of a tall redhead seated on the edge of a building. "However my pride as a warrior would never allow me to take all the credit for I am not deserving of it all"
Naruto tensed suddenly. "Oh no"
"My dear friend Primaa was with me every step of the way, both as a friend and mentor in my times of hardship. In my eyes, there is no woman who can possibly match the serenity and grace possessed by the newly instated Supreme Commander of the Royal Army!" the crowd cheered for the blue haired woman, unaware that she was behind them on a building.
Naruto grinned foxily, directing a throaty growl at the uncomfortable woman beside him. "Friend? Shouldn't she say 'friend with pussy-munching benefits', huh?"
"L-lord Naruto, I am not comfortable discussing this with you"
"Yet you're comfortable getting it on with the redhead spitfire? I suppose licking Maxima's dripping wetness is more cozy than discussing it with little ole' me"
"Lord Naruto!"
"But the true hero remains yet to be acknowledged"
"I am gonna spank the living fatness out of the vixen's massive booty if she says my name" Naruto groaned loudly as he saw Maxima focus her gaze on him and smiled… normally.
"Primaa and I were helped by a warrior who has, much to my disappointment and surprise, requested to remain unnamed. He had no obligations to do what he did for he owed us nothing. Yet he risked everything to come to our aid and chose to depart without revealing his identity. That is the essence of a true warrior"
The redheaded Leaguer sighed in relief. "Phew, that was a close call"
"While his behavior left much to be desired and we may've had our differences, I want him to know that no matter the time, location or dangers involved, I vow to come to his aid as he has come to ours"
The last part would've been so sweet …
"What does she mean by my behavior leaving much to be desired? I am the epitome of a disciplined and charismatic man, strong, handsome, rich and with a dick bigger than her forearm!"
Primaa blushed beat red as the redhead went off in his rant, stomping around on the edge of the building in anger as he threw profanities at the queen. She could only grasp a few words from the jumbled up mess of monologue, something about 'showing the fat-assed spitfire his meaty behavior' and 'banging the differences out of her'.
Oh Almighty give me strength!
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